10 “What if You Really Are That Guy?” Guys

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny
http://www.uncoached.com/2009/04/22/10-what-if-you-really-are-that-guy-guys/

Whatever you do in life, just don"t be these guys.
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Male 282
MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!
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Female 2
ahh! i HATE the mushroom headed freaks. the only people i have seen that look like this ae italian guys and wanna be italian guys. It all started on growing up gotti with those over privileged brats. ITS NOT HOT!!!!
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Male 1,371
alternate title: I hope you have virus protection if you want to go to this site!
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Male 1,036
Alternate title: You know you live in Jersey when....
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Female 5,222
all those fake and bakes are disgusting.. how can they think theyre attractive looking like that
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Female 895
I dislike the orange race.
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Female 1,231
Oompa, Loompa... XD

They`re all orange. Is "dbag tan" a new race, or something? You`ve got all the different races and... orange people. XP

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Male 602
One of my "friends" is the third wheel guy, and he pisses me off so much.
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Male 756
That was hilarious...and sadly accurate.
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Female 15,763
I`m not hungry anymore...

:x

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Male 3,296
haha so myspace...
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Female 102
So true. Mirror shots are dumb.
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Male 907
"Mostly, don`t be this guy. You know who you are."

99.999% of myspace?

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Male 1,002
10?! Those were all the same guy!
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Male 516
Aw...anyone else from Arizona who is missing Chuck Powell`s Morning Ritual right about now?
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Female 1,120
,but the girl way on the left of the fake drinker is just as orange and you can see where she has been sweating throughout the nite.
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Female 1,120
I want to now beat that orange guy into a bloody pulp.
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Male 2,582
Mostly, don`t be this guy. You know who you are.

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Male 23
wow my brain cant handle the pure douschebagery
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Female 2,064
Orange guy. lolwut.
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Male 4,012
I`d like to point out one thing:

"Skinny Guy Who Shows off Abs". I think lots of gay guys like them, including myself.

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Female 538
We had girls oranger than that at my school. I am talking REAL oompa loompa.... FF8000.... pumpkin heads... The worst part they did their make up like ganguros... SCARY.
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Male 10,440
Lol at the orange guy.
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Male 506
honestly, i prefer people who are pale white over those that have the same skin color as pumpkins.
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Female 385
oompa loompa orange man. that is the worst fake tan ever.
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Male 395
I cant stand the orange people. Theres an orange girl in the fake drinker pic.
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Female 21
Don`t really see the attraction to skinny guys personally, never want to be in the situation where my boyfriend was so thin that he could wear my coat when he`s cold...it just seems wrong somehow.
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Male 387
bustamovexxx:

Does `meat on his bones` refer to muscle or fat? or both?


Anyway, i`m probably a combination of Third Wheel guy and Plain Loser guy.

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Female 151
well then,
skinny guy who shows off abs, it really depends on the girl. i like my man with meat on his bones, i can`t have someone who eats less than me. fake drinker? the ho`s he`s with won`t notice he`s not drunk cuz they`ll be gone in two hours.

acutally i`ll just stop here. because looking this list over, all the girls are tight assed gold diggers. THATS what they see in those guys.

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Male 2,748
i hate guys like that, but seriously, y do girls like those guys?? and im actually asking the girls, WHY??!?!?!?
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Female 35
What`s up with Orange Guy?
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Male 203
Don`t be from Jersey, got it.
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Female 1,269
orange guy is mannequin?
right...? =[
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Male 39
I`m fake drinker guy :)
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Male 2,148
I`m at least 6 of those. *kills self*
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Female 960
They`re 75% all guidos
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Male 159
"Orange Guy" :P sure, we all know atleast one of those(?) :D
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Female 35
I agree, Orange guy looks like he`s made of plastic... at best
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Female 75
Wtf! Orange guy can`t be real!
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Female 282
not so much gay, just douchebaggy, imo
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Male 3,819
I used to know the fake drinker, but he`d do it at parties. He was so obvious about it that it was sad. He`d always really give himself up when he`d try it with a beer rather than liquor and it`d foam over after he "chugged" it.

He would also dump a lot of perfectly good beer down the toilet. Douchebag.

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Male 138
I want to shoot them all. In the face.
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Male 3,425
Err... Mirror guy and mushroom hair guy look extremely similar to me.
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Female 178
XD Orange Guy looks like WWE`s Randy Orton. XD
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Female 609
ewww.
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Female 1,001
Third wheel guy is Dr. Evil
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Male 143
its funny cause they all look like homo d-bags.
rednecks ftw
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Male 14,330

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Female 9,400
I will never date anyone of those guys. You have to be perty manly (it also helps to be a little emotional too) to date me.
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Male 162
Wow...after about 30 seconds of being on this site my computer froze and the site tried to download something onto my computer

Funny list though, I HATE the mirror picture guys with a passion

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Male 1,788
I`m hand gesture guy! When I`m drunk anyway...
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Male 689
i was scared for a second, until i realized it was all a bunch of guidos
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Male 506
It`s basically a collection of guido pictures. but we all know they look stupid anyway.
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Female 67
orange guy looks like plastic.
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Male 453
i know at least 5 of these people!
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Male 1,148
Nice list, it`s a shame how god awful guys will make themselves, still you have to hate something :P
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Male 19,838
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