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Date: 04/23/09 09:00 AM

57 Responses to 10 “What if You Really Are That Guy?” Guys

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:07 am
    Link: 10 “What if You Really Are That Guy?” Guys - Whatever you do in life, just don`t be these guys.
  2. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Nice list, it`s a shame how god awful guys will make themselves, still you have to hate something :P
  3. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:17 am
    i know at least 5 of these people!
  4. Profile photo of Jane_uk
    Jane_uk Female 30-39
    67 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:29 am
    orange guy looks like plastic.
  5. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:33 am
    It`s basically a collection of guido pictures. but we all know they look stupid anyway.
  6. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:41 am
    i was scared for a second, until i realized it was all a bunch of guidos
  7. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:48 am
    I`m hand gesture guy! When I`m drunk anyway...
  8. Profile photo of Youcantwin
    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:00 am
    Wow...after about 30 seconds of being on this site my computer froze and the site tried to download something onto my computer

    Funny list though, I HATE the mirror picture guys with a passion

  9. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:08 am
    I will never date anyone of those guys. You have to be perty manly (it also helps to be a little emotional too) to date me.
  10. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:29 am

  11. Profile photo of Yokel1337
    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:32 am
    its funny cause they all look like homo d-bags.
    rednecks ftw
  12. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:36 am
    Third wheel guy is Dr. Evil
  13. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:50 am
    ewww.
  14. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:15 am
    XD Orange Guy looks like WWE`s Randy Orton. XD
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:16 am
    Err... Mirror guy and mushroom hair guy look extremely similar to me.
  16. Profile photo of can-i-say
    can-i-say Male 13-17
    138 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:29 am
    I want to shoot them all. In the face.
  17. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:31 am
    I used to know the fake drinker, but he`d do it at parties. He was so obvious about it that it was sad. He`d always really give himself up when he`d try it with a beer rather than liquor and it`d foam over after he "chugged" it.

    He would also dump a lot of perfectly good beer down the toilet. Douchebag.

  18. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:42 am
    not so much gay, just douchebaggy, imo
  19. Profile photo of xTxAxSxHxAx
    xTxAxSxHxAx Female 13-17
    75 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:54 am
    Wtf! Orange guy can`t be real!
  20. Profile photo of MandaPanda1
    MandaPanda1 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    I agree, Orange guy looks like he`s made of plastic... at best
  21. Profile photo of Qystein
    Qystein Male 18-29
    159 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    "Orange Guy" :P sure, we all know atleast one of those(?) :D
  22. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    They`re 75% all guidos
  23. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    I`m at least 6 of those. *kills self*
  24. Profile photo of fatbone
    fatbone Male 18-29
    39 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    I`m fake drinker guy :)
  25. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    orange guy is mannequin?
    right...? =[
  26. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Don`t be from Jersey, got it.
  27. Profile photo of Kirinoko
    Kirinoko Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    What`s up with Orange Guy?
  28. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    i hate guys like that, but seriously, y do girls like those guys?? and im actually asking the girls, WHY??!?!?!?
  29. Profile photo of bustamovexxx
    bustamovexxx Female 18-29
    151 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    well then,
    skinny guy who shows off abs, it really depends on the girl. i like my man with meat on his bones, i can`t have someone who eats less than me. fake drinker? the ho`s he`s with won`t notice he`s not drunk cuz they`ll be gone in two hours.

    acutally i`ll just stop here. because looking this list over, all the girls are tight assed gold diggers. THATS what they see in those guys.

  30. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    bustamovexxx:

    Does `meat on his bones` refer to muscle or fat? or both?


    Anyway, i`m probably a combination of Third Wheel guy and Plain Loser guy.

  31. Profile photo of rawr_zing
    rawr_zing Female 18-29
    21 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Don`t really see the attraction to skinny guys personally, never want to be in the situation where my boyfriend was so thin that he could wear my coat when he`s cold...it just seems wrong somehow.
  32. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    I cant stand the orange people. Theres an orange girl in the fake drinker pic.
  33. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    oompa loompa orange man. that is the worst fake tan ever.
  34. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    honestly, i prefer people who are pale white over those that have the same skin color as pumpkins.
  35. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    Lol at the orange guy.
  36. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    We had girls oranger than that at my school. I am talking REAL oompa loompa.... FF8000.... pumpkin heads... The worst part they did their make up like ganguros... SCARY.
  37. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    I`d like to point out one thing:

    "Skinny Guy Who Shows off Abs". I think lots of gay guys like them, including myself.

  38. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Orange guy. lolwut.
  39. Profile photo of OnlyKody
    OnlyKody Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    wow my brain cant handle the pure douschebagery
  40. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    Mostly, don`t be this guy. You know who you are.

  41. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    I want to now beat that orange guy into a bloody pulp.
  42. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    ,but the girl way on the left of the fake drinker is just as orange and you can see where she has been sweating throughout the nite.
  43. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    Aw...anyone else from Arizona who is missing Chuck Powell`s Morning Ritual right about now?
  44. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    10?! Those were all the same guy!
  45. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    "Mostly, don`t be this guy. You know who you are."

    99.999% of myspace?

  46. Profile photo of xxmiskawaiix
    xxmiskawaiix Female 13-17
    102 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    So true. Mirror shots are dumb.
  47. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    haha so myspace...
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    I`m not hungry anymore...

    :x

  49. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    That was hilarious...and sadly accurate.
  50. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    One of my "friends" is the third wheel guy, and he pisses me off so much.
  51. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 1:14 am
    Oompa, Loompa... XD

    They`re all orange. Is "dbag tan" a new race, or something? You`ve got all the different races and... orange people. XP

  52. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    I dislike the orange race.
  53. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    all those fake and bakes are disgusting.. how can they think theyre attractive looking like that
  54. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    Alternate title: You know you live in Jersey when....
  55. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 1:10 am
    alternate title: I hope you have virus protection if you want to go to this site!
  56. Profile photo of SRansomette
    SRansomette Female 18-29
    2 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    ahh! i HATE the mushroom headed freaks. the only people i have seen that look like this ae italian guys and wanna be italian guys. It all started on growing up gotti with those over privileged brats. ITS NOT HOT!!!!
  57. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 11:21 pm
    MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!

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