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Date: 04/09/09 09:02 AM

72 Responses to 10 Signs That You Need To Lose Weight [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of Beebeegirl
    Beebeegirl Female 13-17
    81 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    Link: 10 Signs That You Need To Lose Weight - If any of these describe you... then you might be on the rotund side.
  2. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:06 am
    Hahahha, last one is hilarious!

    Those are some chunky lats

  3. Profile photo of Canine
    Canine Male 13-17
    142 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:07 am
    #2 looks like his gut it giant balls
  4. Profile photo of ModifiedCar
    ModifiedCar Male 18-29
    211 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:08 am
    ha 5 and 3 are priceless!XD
  5. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:12 am
    #2! Oh, I wish I had one of those flab things... Think of the fun.
  6. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:22 am
    i could use a good anytime pillow
  7. Profile photo of Raine_Rose
    Raine_Rose Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:30 am
    Oh... this is revolting >_< How can people let themselves get that... obese.

    I shudder to think of all their medical problems...

  8. Profile photo of apoet4life
    apoet4life Male 18-29
    236 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:32 am
    zebra man is nasty, reminds me of the last one on this one ....it`s from the same site. ... http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/12-sign... "Your stomach hangs out from under your dress."
  9. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:33 am
    om nom nom nom nom....


    hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

  10. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:55 am
    dextrine,

    actually, your picture is the funniest thing here.

  11. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 10:00 am
    Wow, that made me sick. Especially the zebra guy and the woman on the motorcycle.
  12. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 10:42 am
    oh goodness....
  13. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 10:42 am
    no. 5 was great.

    nom nom

  14. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 10:47 am
    God the backboobs are awful.
  15. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Bleh, fat people are icky...
  16. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 10:56 am
    Ahhhhhhhhhhh Zebra man! (I think I know him)
  17. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 11:28 am
    God damn. I didn`t know if I should have felt bad for the girl in #3 or lmao at her. I opted for the latter.
  18. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 11:33 am
    Talk about thin-spiration.
  19. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 11:55 am
    New favourite word --> Gunt.
  20. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    ....the zebra one was painful to look at. >.<
  21. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    why do these offensive posts keep getting on here?
  22. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    Another way to tell if you`re big:
    You can pinch an inch on your forehead.
  23. Profile photo of HQampersand
    HQampersand Male 18-29
    172 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    Man that number one almost had me going... 7 how ever makes me want to run through a brick wall.
  24. Profile photo of lambo54
    lambo54 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Number 2 just has elephantitis in his testicles.
  25. Profile photo of SavageNation
    SavageNation Male 40-49
    186 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Fat chicks rock...they have the best sense of humor.
  26. Profile photo of ammit13fma
    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    unt another reason to commit to celebicy
  27. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    lmfao that was the funniest thing, i literally lmfao at gunt
  28. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    lmao @ #1
    ..gunt
  29. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    I love fat people, they make me feel better about myself.
  30. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    the last one boggles my mind!

    also, how the hell can you let yourself get that big? You go up one size in clothes, no biggy... two sizes - a bit worrying, but after going up 3 sizes in clothes surely you must know you`re putting a little weight on?!

  31. Profile photo of Uniform
    Uniform Male 18-29
    111 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    lmfao at #5!!! god, im still laughing about it. the caption was what made it great!

    "Om nom nom nom nom" ROFl

  32. Profile photo of PeRsOnAaNiMa
    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Damn...
  33. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    410 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    Gunt was pretty funny, but overall all it really sucks being fat.

    As to to Shellie84`s question: also, how the hell can you let yourself get that big?

    It`s really very simple most of the time you`re depressed and stop giving a crap about life and before you know it you`re a whalephant.

  34. Profile photo of Andiex
    Andiex Female 13-17
    82 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    Was I the only one who got the flat stomach ad?
    Epic.
  35. Profile photo of IkariSenpai
    IkariSenpai Female 13-17
    23 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    HAHA. My friend has back tits too.
  36. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    Oh my god, back tits... that`s worse than the front ass.
  37. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    When your neck has a neck cushion...
  38. Profile photo of oddstef
    oddstef Female 18-29
    204 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    zebra man looked kinda pissed.
  39. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    its a FUPA not Gunt
  40. Profile photo of Cyndiana
    Cyndiana Female 18-29
    16 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    1 sign you need a life: When you have plenty of time in your not-so-busy day to ridicule fat people.
  41. Profile photo of RckThsPrty
    RckThsPrty Female 13-17
    267 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    hahahaha, gunt.
  42. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    there is always time to ridicule fat people! What planet are you on.
  43. Profile photo of imhivpositiv
    imhivpositiv Male 13-17
    86 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    you gotta admire the ass on #6
  44. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    lol. they dont have one where your neck is ass wide as your head.
  45. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    It`s these people I feel sorry for.

    Now as for those who are under 100 pounds overweight... go get on that treadmill!

  46. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    haha, that arm/ass thing should totally be considered and optical illusion: Do you see an arm or an ass...ponder. lol.
  47. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    "1 sign you need a life: When you have plenty of time in your not-so-busy day to ridicule fat people."

    ya ok...fatty.

  48. Profile photo of averybigman
    averybigman Male 18-29
    76 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    hahaha, the last one confused the hell outta me.
    took me a while to realise she had back tits
  49. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    Hmmm, I don`t qualify for any of these, but I still want to loose weight. I have a bit of chubs. I`m still smexy though. XD
  50. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    I thought this would make me laugh, but its just sad.
  51. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    Number 3 was just SAD.
  52. Profile photo of Backdraft6
    Backdraft6 Male 13-17
    30 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    It`s not called a gunt, it`s called a fupa
  53. Profile photo of Okamiman
    Okamiman Male 30-39
    73 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    Wow. Sad, but you are what you eat.
  54. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    #2 was O_O It looks like he`s been smuggling people in that shirt or something.
  55. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    ouch
  56. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    Holy crap! The honey wheat bread girls has a flesh beard!
  57. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    "Gunt." LMAO
  58. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 12:01 am
    your head is on backwards lol.
  59. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 1:42 am
    These lists always make me feel bad for the people in them. Not because they`re fat, but because they have become entertainment for other people. Not on really.
  60. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 2:18 am
    I really do think the government should open "fat camps" nationwide, where people over 15 stone are sent to lose weight and then fit into society once again.
    It`s almost certainly against human rights, but it`s for their own good.
  61. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 2:57 am
    Boredx12, you are absolutely right. Then, perhaps, one of the preconceptions about US citizens will be abolished. Somewhat.
  62. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 10:10 am
    GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
  63. Profile photo of Nick7714
    Nick7714 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 11:48 am
    cars that require peddling like a bike!
    not only will that solve obesity, but it will solve energy problems, and less people will be out making more space for everyone!
  64. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 11:00 pm
    ho.....ly.......sh*t. dayum. obviously these ppl have had their brains choked off by their own fat to realize they need to lose weight.......
  65. Profile photo of ZombieSex
    ZombieSex Female 13-17
    51 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 8:13 am
    D: That`s horrable..
  66. Profile photo of silversoul46
    silversoul46 Female 18-29
    189 posts
    April 13, 2009 at 10:24 am
    um whats a gunt?
  67. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Oh lawd, the last two...
  68. Profile photo of 6point02
    6point02 Female 18-29
    71 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 1:04 am
    could someone explain number 9?
  69. Profile photo of PnkRngr
    PnkRngr Female 18-29
    10 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Gunt= Gut combined into a C*nt
  70. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Eeew...

    If I ever get that big, I`ll leave my fortune to whoever will shoot me.

  71. Profile photo of tutorsonweb
    tutorsonweb Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 10:46 am
    I started taking Phentermine pill on 5/24/08 and have already lost 9 lbs. I weighed 180 LBS and now I weigh 171 lbs. I am really excited about this medicine.
    I ordered Phentermine from http://www.medsheaven.com and It really works.
  72. Profile photo of tutorsonweb
    tutorsonweb Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 11:10 am
    I started taking Phentermine pill on 5/24/08 and have already lost 9 lbs. I weighed 180 LBS and now I weigh 171 lbs. I am really excited about this medicine.
    I ordered Phentermine from http://www.medsheaven.com and It really works.

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