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Date: 04/28/09 03:00 PM

47 Responses to 10 Retarded Money Saving Tips

  1. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    Link: 10 Retarded Money Saving Tips - That people are actually trying. These less than helpful tips include...
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    CRACKED!

    Oh it`s so nice to see you, how have you been lately?

    :`D

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    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    You want my tip on how to save money?
    Stop spending it!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 28, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    I know people who have done some of these. Yeah, they`re not any "richer" than I am either. It doesn`t save that much money you cheap bastards!
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    I`ve done the sleeping in airports thing. It often makes a lot of sense. If you`ve got a 6:30 am flight, you gotta check in at half four in the bleedin` morning, so you might as well say bollox to it and catch a few zzz`s on an airport bench as you won`t get a decent night`s snoozing anyway as you`ll have to be up so ridiculously early. I`ve even contributed to that website. Singapore airport`s got a great sushi bar landside with very comfy leather seats. You just have to glare at all the students nicking all the seats elsewhere as they study through the night. Why DO Singapore students do that by the way?
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    ... and, has anyone seen the price of airport hotels?!
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    The reusable pads are normally called cloth pads and work similarly to cloth diapers. They`re much more eco-friendly and they`re not any more disgusting than reusing your underwear after you wash it. I plan to use those when I move out. Plus side is they seem to stay in place better than normal pads and normally have cute designs xD
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Number 1 would work better if it was just throwing the dead body in the forest. Saves a lot of money on the funeral.
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    obsidianbird Male 18-29
    31 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    Erm, why is there a picture of Eddie Vedder in the filth section? =[.
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Was I the only one who read "Retarded MonKey Saving Tips"?
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    These are pretty good.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    Lillian...gross. I know it`s really not, but still.
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    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    lint motherdrater lol
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    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Why not just get cremated?
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    People can be so irrational
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    Here`s a real tip:

    Cut outside food from your routine. No fast food, no restaurants. You`ll see a major difference.

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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    Yeah, #1 doesn`t really sound retarded at all.
    I don`t think they make you look very much like you did when you where alive, anyway.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    Why not eat the extra ply from two ply toilet paper?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    How about not buying anything unless it`s from the groshery store.

    PS, don`t get pissed at my mispellings.

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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    F*CK YEAH I HAVE 75 CENTS!
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Best advice to cut cost: No more cable TV.

    Unless your a sports fan, you can find everything else online

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    ItsJess Female 13-17
    83 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    Cracked usually makes me laugh. This did not.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    SuperSmash like I said, it`s not any more gross than reusing your underwear. They work the same as cloth diapers (with less mess), just wash them without any other clothes in the wash and it`s clean. It saves a ton of money, you`ll (well not you, you`re a guy) never run out at the worst possible time, and it`s better for the environment.
  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    1. Earn money.
    2. Don`t spend it.
    3-10. Read the first two again.
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    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    in "dont eat on monday"
    my birthday is december 27th. why is there a frown =`[
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    savings tip #1. buy only what you need, not always what you want ;D
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    alk3v Male 18-29
    340 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    I don`t get why middle class people are so concerned about saving money, its not like they can`t buy gasoline or food (like REAL impoverished people). Economic theory just says spend your damn money regardless of business cycle. In English: recession do not last forever, and neither do booms. So just spend and don`t be sorry about it! That`s how you get out of a recession anyway. These retarded `save money` tips just complicate the problem.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    > Shellie84
    > savings tip #1. buy only what you need, not always what you want

    OMG get rid of Durwood and marry me Shellie!!! :-)

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Money will be useless soon enough. Then where will you all be? Your useless money unreachable. Ammunition will be the new currency.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    Um, and you get this "ammunition" free do you Neg?
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    If the "rot" method isn`t up your alley, try cremation. The key is to going directly through the crematorium. Skip the funeral home, they charge for every little thing they do, including transporting the body. And if you really *must* go the traditional embalming route, save money by getting your casket through a casket business *not* the funeral home. A friend of my in-laws owns a business selling caskets and they don`t charge you out the rear for one.
    The more you know!
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    Certainly not Lion, stock up now!
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    jjohns04 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    o_O... in some African nations the inflation of $$ is so out of whack due to the darker skinned people kicking out English caucasian farmers. The blacks in the country are trading GOLD they pan for rivers for bread.

    So to any of you who think they have it bad during this global economic recession... remember... a guy in Africa has it worse off than you :).

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    jjohns04 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    If the ammunition Negative speaks of is rocks... and the device to launch the ammunition is a railgun... he`s onto something
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Well I guess you Yanks will rule the world then Neg, cause the only people who have guns in Oz are police and nutcases, you have to pass 3 million types of checks to get one and even then they want to know what you NEED it for. So us Aussies WILL be using rocks. On the other hand, we`ve no shortage of them with 83% of the country being desert.
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    The way the article was written was funny.
    i actually accidently came across a site the other day about reusable pads. i was looking up "moon phases" and this " moon goddess" thing came up and was based here in Vancouver. so i was like wtf and clicked and it tells you when u go camping u have to put them in ziplock baggies to bring home and wash so the bears dont come and kill you.

    f ucking strange!
    http://www.verticalchallenge.org/goddessmoons/index.html

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:13 am
    Don`t worry Lion, you live on an isolated continent that no one wants to go to. Things will be fine for you, just learn to live like the Aborigines.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:23 am
    > Negative_One
    > just learn to live like the Aborigines

    What, live off government handouts and dole cheques and... (shuts up before he gets himself into REAL trouble)

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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:26 am
    I actually agree with the embalming one... it`s a bizarre and uniquely western practice to emblam, and open casket funerals are completely morbid. We turn our nose up at a lot of funeral practices around the world, but the western world just as morbid as any. Why fill a body full of chemicals and delay decomposition??? My family is more european. No funeral for my Oma... just a wake dinner type thing. My grandpa was cremated and buried in a wooden box after we fought with the funeral home..Aparently you can`t bury people in wooden boxes...???
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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:29 am
    Oh and for all the nay sayers about saving money. There is something to be said for being frugal. There`s more to be said about saving in large conceptually real amounts... if you reason that your saving 10cents, but never see the cumulative results, of course it won`t seem to work. If you put it somewhere where all the little 10 cent deposits you save can accumulate, then you will see the benefit.
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    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:48 am
    Actually, visiting the dentist/doctor in Mexico is a very great way of saving money and not retarded at all. Their offices are just as nice or even nicer than the ones in the US and half the amount of money. I don`t see anything retarded with that, that`s like calling the Mexican medical field retarded which is quite opposite.
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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:56 am
    Yeah but you have to be very careful, because they are not regulated the way US and Canada are. That means that they can skimp, or refuse care in the case of complications. They are not legally obligated to you in anyway. If you think that malpractice is a very real thing which it is, it`s not a thought in their minds there. You poor American bastards... Gotta hate privatized health care.
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    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:33 am
    oh dear lord.. reusable tampons?
    with its own carry bag?!
    are u kidding me!?
    LOL haha I wonder how many ppl buy these..
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:42 am
    the worst was the toilet paper and tampons
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    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:33 am
    Nothing retarded about saving money!
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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    haha funny thing, I have gf who works at an organic market and she tried the seasponge tampon thing. She said it`s not bad, but all I can think about is coral somehow being lodged in there and scratching the beejesus out of my vag. I`d rather use one of those cup things.
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    Lil_Viv Female 13-17
    91 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    reusable tampons.. OMG!?

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