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Date: 03/31/09 06:21 AM

32 Responses to Zombies in Plain English

  1. Profile photo of funface
    funface Male 30-39
    42 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 7:14 am
    Link: Zombies in Plain English - You never know what a zombie is going to swing by so this video will help you avoid death at the hands of said zombie.
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    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 7:39 am
    The only thing worse than a zombie is a zombie on fire.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 7:44 am
    LOL i love how serious he is...o.O
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    Morteyur Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 7:48 am
    Im prepared for Zombies and Velociraptors.
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 8:43 am
    "I`m prepared for Zombies and Velociraptors."

    What about zombie velociraptors? O_O

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    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 8:46 am
    There was already a zombie outbreak around my area, it was put down rather quickly.

    Oh wait... i think those were jehova witnesses... hard to tell

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    ilovewasabi Female 18-29
    88 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 8:55 am
    Lol, I have to make a presentation just like this to my class about how to survive a zombie attack. :D
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Easiest way to survive a zombie attack? Stay away from an Apple store!


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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 9:33 am
    I love the little cut outs he uses,

    also at the end, it sounded like he was, "enjoying" himself, thn the blood made it soo much worse

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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 9:43 am
    Oh God, they`re in my state!
  11. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 10:52 am
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    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 10:54 am
    lol i live in southern bc
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    silversoul46 Female 18-29
    189 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:00 am
    don`t go to the mall <<easiest way to not get zombie attacked
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    GG13GG Male 13-17
    8 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:05 am
    Saw this ages ago.
    But still awesome!
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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    very informative. thank you.
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    boobies! er... i mean zombies!
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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    "don`t go to the mall <<easiest way to not get zombie attacked"
    not if its costco, they have everything
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Ah, I love this guy`s videos! This is the first one I saw of his. :-) After I saw it, I met with some of my friends and we made plans for a zombie attack.
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    Kill them with dignity lmao
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    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    zombies, hmmmm.
    I`m gonna go play urban dead now :)
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    man i wish there were a few zombies i could kill. Just to get my GCSE tention out.
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    i wish i had left for dead. this game just makes me want to play
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    Sometimes I just fall so in love with modern culture and the internet.

    Case in point: Zombie fad. <3

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    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    me and my friend already planned what we are going to do if there is a zombie uprise.

    the elementary school in our city is high and has a flat roof, with no easy entrance. we are going to to make camp on the roof and try to sneak into the cafeteria when the chances come for food.

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    The ending was pretty unexpected, haha!
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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 12:38 am
    I can now sleep, knowing I am prepared for the worst. Thanks IAB!
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    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 2:52 am
    Yeah.. go to Costco and join the human buffé. Everyone knows to avoid public places. Max Brooks told me so.
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    Romybun88 Female 18-29
    65 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Did he jizz blood at the end :-s eeek!
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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 2:38 am
    I love zombie stuff, World War Z was one of my favorite books. I think Costco is a good choice, I work there and I can think of any number of weapons and supplies you could get there to save your life.
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    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:44 pm
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    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    A good book to read is Zombie Survival Guide. Gives you everything you need to know.
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    AmerginCC Male 30-39
    24 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Why does everybody always say "go for the head"? Shoot off their legs and you don`t have to worry about them running anymore. Then you can just walk away slowly whilst tapping them on the head with a foam baseball bat just for gigs and shiggles

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