Zombies in Plain English

Submitted by: funface 7 years ago Funny

You never know what a zombie is going to swing by so this video will help you avoid death at the hands of said zombie.
There are 32 comments:
Male 24
Why does everybody always say "go for the head"? Shoot off their legs and you don`t have to worry about them running anymore. Then you can just walk away slowly whilst tapping them on the head with a foam baseball bat just for gigs and shiggles
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Female 244
A good book to read is Zombie Survival Guide. Gives you everything you need to know.
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Male 462
MAX BROOKS FOR THE WIND!
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Male 923
I love zombie stuff, World War Z was one of my favorite books. I think Costco is a good choice, I work there and I can think of any number of weapons and supplies you could get there to save your life.
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Female 65
Did he jizz blood at the end :-s eeek!
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Male 133
Yeah.. go to Costco and join the human buffé. Everyone knows to avoid public places. Max Brooks told me so.
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Male 2,238
I can now sleep, knowing I am prepared for the worst. Thanks IAB!
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Female 4,028
The ending was pretty unexpected, haha!
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Male 626
me and my friend already planned what we are going to do if there is a zombie uprise.

the elementary school in our city is high and has a flat roof, with no easy entrance. we are going to to make camp on the roof and try to sneak into the cafeteria when the chances come for food.

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Female 15,763
Sometimes I just fall so in love with modern culture and the internet.

Case in point: Zombie fad. <3

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Female 1,401
i wish i had left for dead. this game just makes me want to play
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Male 1,718
man i wish there were a few zombies i could kill. Just to get my GCSE tention out.
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Male 524
zombies, hmmmm.
I`m gonna go play urban dead now :)
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Female 1,653
Kill them with dignity lmao
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Female 2,064
Ah, I love this guy`s videos! This is the first one I saw of his. :-) After I saw it, I met with some of my friends and we made plans for a zombie attack.
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Male 721
"don`t go to the mall <<easiest way to not get zombie attacked"
not if its costco, they have everything
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Male 1,596
boobies! er... i mean zombies!
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Male 914
very informative. thank you.
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Male 8
Saw this ages ago.
But still awesome!
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Female 189
don`t go to the mall <<easiest way to not get zombie attacked
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Male 233
lol i live in southern bc
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Male 1,788
Zombies!
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Male 2,344
Oh God, they`re in my state!
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Male 1,361
I love the little cut outs he uses,

also at the end, it sounded like he was, "enjoying" himself, thn the blood made it soo much worse

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Male 512
Easiest way to survive a zombie attack? Stay away from an Apple store!

</zing>

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Female 88
Lol, I have to make a presentation just like this to my class about how to survive a zombie attack. :D
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Male 295
There was already a zombie outbreak around my area, it was put down rather quickly.

Oh wait... i think those were jehova witnesses... hard to tell

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Male 512
"I`m prepared for Zombies and Velociraptors."

What about zombie velociraptors? O_O

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Male 155
Im prepared for Zombies and Velociraptors.
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Female 5,139
LOL i love how serious he is...o.O
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Female 357
The only thing worse than a zombie is a zombie on fire.
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Male 42
Link: Zombies in Plain English [Rate Link] - You never know what a zombie is going to swing by so this video will help you avoid death at the hands of said zombie.
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