Your Mom At Spring Break

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

55 year old in booty shaking contest in Ft Meyers, FL. She later flashed the crowd and Frenched one of the other girls.
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Female 965
I`d murder my mum if she did that. She wouldn`t though, thank god.
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Female 79
oh no... i can imagine i may have a bit of a nightmare tonight. her c section scar freaked me out.
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Male 1,108
Kill it with fire!!!!
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Male 284
Milfk.
Mom I`d Like To Frikkin Kill.
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Female 177
*gags*
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Female 40
Also--WTF is she doing with her arms? She probably has rabies.
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Female 40
Now, where did I put my tranq gun?
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Female 1,604
what the hell!!!
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Female 1,401
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
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Male 260
ahhhh man. People like that have very low self esteem. They`d all be laughing at her. Oh god I feel really sorry for her.
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Male 103
MOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!
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Female 227
ew. like i needed to see that. SHES FAT!
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Male 14
Oh My God! I grew up like ten miles from Ft. Myers. I even went to Edison for a bit. lol
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Female 209
thats not my mom thats my dad!
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Male 420
id rather go watch a Red Sox spring training game in Fort Meyers, rather than that.
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Male 161
I bet she got some that night ;)
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Female 61
Rock on, mumsie!
:D
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Male 9,306
It`s been said that when the elderly hang around the young, they are happier and healthier.

When the elderly hang around the elderly, it is said they are depressed and a lot slower.

Why?

Energy.

Think about it. :)

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Female 528
`at least she wasn`t trying to get her son laid...`

true dat

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Male 275
hotness
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Female 4,376
Oh big deal she wasn`t in bad shape for her age. Hell she`s not much bigger than me. I
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Female 4,028
Ahahaha!
Rock on, mum! :-D
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Female 69
i could picture my mum doing something like this..but only to embarrass me.
thnx mum!
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Male 375
Looked like she was having fun to me, at least she wasn`t trying to get her son laid...
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Female 1,082
her body isn`t so bad, especially for her age, and the only problem i see with this is that the other spring breakers obviously had a problem with her being there
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Male 552
This is your mom...

This is your mom on drugs...

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Male 1,036
You guys don`t have the guts to do what she did.
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Male 1,365
Ugghhh, acid reflux inducer.
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Male 291
yea that was groooooooossssssssssssssssssss and St. Patty`s day for me isn`t for another hour...but I`ll say it early,

HAPPY ST. PATTY`S DAY!!!!

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Male 1,244
In the words of cuchulainn on the "Older Gentleman Pole Dances In His Basement" forum

"*gouges eyes out with spoons* make it stop!"

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Male 367
Stay classy Florida.
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Female 60
shouldn`t they have an age limit of these things???
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Male 54
"that is a man"

Lol, the scary thing is I had to rewatched the video to make sure you were joking!

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Female 15,763
Dear Florida,

WHAT THE F*CK STOP IT. SERIOUSLY. STOP IT. NOT COOL. NOOOOT COOL.

Sincerely, Opie.

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Female 917
She was having her own little party up there.
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Male 2,582
Grandmas drunk again.
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Male 2,050
I can pitch an idea to the guy that makes Girls Gone Wild.

Girls Gone Wild: Senior Trip or Girls With Dementia Gone Wild

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Male 155
that is a man
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Female 4,197
that is something my mum would do D;
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Male 1,666
I thank the lord that this isn`t somebody that I know
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Female 217
mum?!

oh and its not paddys day here for another 6 mins :)

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Male 8,302
PS Google`s St Patrick`s Day graphic this year sucks...

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Male 8,302
That`s not your mom, that`s Davy and Me`s Auntie Agnes.

PS HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY YOU OIRISH OIK...

(Well it is over here anyway)

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Male 492
she does seem to be having a great time, but my god! i totally wish i could un-watch that video
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Male 3,842
To be fair, that`s who lives in Ft. Myers, Florida, when it is NOT spring break, so all those young whippersnappers are on her turf.

Oddly, if someone in the crowd was to yell "GO HOME, GRANDMA!" she could say "I already am home!"

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Female 1,269
D:

ahhh...w-what?

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Male 231
not gonna lie, shes got some moves
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Female 1,386
I`m going to save this video, so next time I swallow something toxic I`ll have THIS to induce vomiting.
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Male 801
Well in all fairness, she seems to be having a hell of a better time than all the younger people. At the end of the day everyone there is there to do one thing and one thing only, partying, with all the trimmings.
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Male 92
aa.....auauu. . . AAUUUGGHHH!!!!
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Female 54
she looks like a pregnant man
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Male 126
id f uck her
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Female 3,696
I..but...it doesn`t...but...but WHY
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Male 255
HOLY SH*T I LIVE THERE >:(
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Male 452
aaahhh searing pain... in... eyes.. must get.... hel... hel... help...
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Male 468
:-O must look away from the horror
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Female 1,653
ouch.
I feel sorry for her family + friends.
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Female 40
Quick! Someone pull a Teiresias!
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Male 1,788
I love the girl behind her to the right that is just laughing her ass off.
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Female 741
must stab out eyes
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Male 889
grandma come out to show these bitches how its done!
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Male 587
She probably followed her daughter on spring break and figured that making a complete fool out of herself might help keep her daughter from doing it.
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Male 32
you know when you just finished eating and get gas and burp but part of food comes back up and you puke in ur mouth basically, just happened
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Male 493
Wow Helen Mirren she is not!
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Male 1,629
and oystah your picture made me cry >.<; lol
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Male 7,933
"And girls, well... that body could be your future one. So suck it up."

literally

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Male 1,629
lol! she is prolly drunk/stoned/or trying to show these young bitches how they really look
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Male 2,788
That`s hot.
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Male 633
That was gross.
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Female 80
It looks like she`s had kids. OH NOES. For all you guys out there commenting on how sick she looks, have fun if you ever plan on getting married and having a family.
And girls, well... that body could be your future one. So suck it up.

She didn`t do too bad actually. Considering she`s 55 and sporting a bikini and probably has a better body than some teenagers out there.

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Male 101
WTF!!! Is she pregnant?
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Male 323
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww
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Male 988
"oh god
i wish hadnt watched that "
this poster saved me, not gonna watch
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Male 37
that has got to be the sexiest beer gut I`ve ever seen
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Male 75
oh god
i wish hadnt watched that
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Male 83
That has to be one of the sicker things i`ve seen in life
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Female 4,039
Twice.
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Male 3,057
Dear God...
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Female 4,039
OMFG. I feel bad that I watched that.
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Male 2,290
Gotta admit, she doesn`t dance too bad. It`s just her atrociously aged body.
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Male 19,868
Link: Your Mom At Spring Break [Rate Link] - 55 year old in booty shaking contest in Ft Meyers, FL. She later flashed the crowd and Frenched one of the other girls.
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