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Date: 03/16/09 12:00 PM

81 Responses to Your Mom At Spring Break

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    Link: Your Mom At Spring Break - 55 year old in booty shaking contest in Ft Meyers, FL. She later flashed the crowd and Frenched one of the other girls.
  2. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Gotta admit, she doesn`t dance too bad. It`s just her atrociously aged body.
  3. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    OMFG. I feel bad that I watched that.
  4. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    Dear God...
  5. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    Twice.
  6. Profile photo of ZacchNasty
    ZacchNasty Male 13-17
    83 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    That has to be one of the sicker things i`ve seen in life
  7. Profile photo of 2Shadow6
    2Shadow6 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    oh god
    i wish hadnt watched that
  8. Profile photo of poetry
    poetry Male 18-29
    37 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    that has got to be the sexiest beer gut I`ve ever seen
  9. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    "oh god
    i wish hadnt watched that "
    this poster saved me, not gonna watch
  10. Profile photo of papasmurfe
    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww
  11. Profile photo of Killerbunn
    Killerbunn Male 13-17
    101 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    WTF!!! Is she pregnant?
  12. Profile photo of the-stray
    the-stray Female 18-29
    80 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    It looks like she`s had kids. OH NOES. For all you guys out there commenting on how sick she looks, have fun if you ever plan on getting married and having a family.
    And girls, well... that body could be your future one. So suck it up.

    She didn`t do too bad actually. Considering she`s 55 and sporting a bikini and probably has a better body than some teenagers out there.

  13. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    That was gross.
  14. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    That`s hot.
  15. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    lol! she is prolly drunk/stoned/or trying to show these young bitches how they really look
  16. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    "And girls, well... that body could be your future one. So suck it up."

    literally

  17. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    and oystah your picture made me cry >.<; lol
  18. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Wow Helen Mirren she is not!
  19. Profile photo of P3RF3CT10N
    P3RF3CT10N Male 13-17
    32 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    you know when you just finished eating and get gas and burp but part of food comes back up and you puke in ur mouth basically, just happened
  20. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    She probably followed her daughter on spring break and figured that making a complete fool out of herself might help keep her daughter from doing it.
  21. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    grandma come out to show these bitches how its done!
  22. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    must stab out eyes
  23. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    I love the girl behind her to the right that is just laughing her ass off.
  24. Profile photo of Chiakimoto
    Chiakimoto Female 18-29
    40 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Quick! Someone pull a Teiresias!
  25. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    ouch.
    I feel sorry for her family + friends.
  26. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    472 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    :-O must look away from the horror
  27. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    aaahhh searing pain... in... eyes.. must get.... hel... hel... help...
  28. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    HOLY SH*T I LIVE THERE >:(
  29. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    I..but...it doesn`t...but...but WHY
  30. Profile photo of papakilljoy
    papakilljoy Male 18-29
    126 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    id f uck her
  31. Profile photo of kristy22587
    kristy22587 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    she looks like a pregnant man
  32. Profile photo of OhNoeItsElmo
    OhNoeItsElmo Male 13-17
    92 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    aa.....auauu. . . AAUUUGGHHH!!!!
  33. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    Well in all fairness, she seems to be having a hell of a better time than all the younger people. At the end of the day everyone there is there to do one thing and one thing only, partying, with all the trimmings.
  34. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    I`m going to save this video, so next time I swallow something toxic I`ll have THIS to induce vomiting.
  35. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    not gonna lie, shes got some moves
  36. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    D:

    ahhh...w-what?

  37. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    To be fair, that`s who lives in Ft. Myers, Florida, when it is NOT spring break, so all those young whippersnappers are on her turf.

    Oddly, if someone in the crowd was to yell "GO HOME, GRANDMA!" she could say "I already am home!"

  38. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    she does seem to be having a great time, but my god! i totally wish i could un-watch that video
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    That`s not your mom, that`s Davy and Me`s Auntie Agnes.

    PS HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY YOU OIRISH OIK...

    (Well it is over here anyway)

  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    PS Google`s St Patrick`s Day graphic this year sucks...

  41. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    mum?!

    oh and its not paddys day here for another 6 mins :)

  42. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    I thank the lord that this isn`t somebody that I know
  43. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    that is something my mum would do D;
  44. Profile photo of mrsayao
    mrsayao Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    that is a man
  45. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    I can pitch an idea to the guy that makes Girls Gone Wild.

    Girls Gone Wild: Senior Trip or Girls With Dementia Gone Wild

  46. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Grandmas drunk again.
  47. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    She was having her own little party up there.
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Dear Florida,

    WHAT THE F*CK STOP IT. SERIOUSLY. STOP IT. NOT COOL. NOOOOT COOL.

    Sincerely, Opie.

  49. Profile photo of ross8179
    ross8179 Male 13-17
    54 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    "that is a man"

    Lol, the scary thing is I had to rewatched the video to make sure you were joking!

  50. Profile photo of names_hannah
    names_hannah Female 13-17
    60 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    shouldn`t they have an age limit of these things???
  51. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Stay classy Florida.
  52. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    In the words of cuchulainn on the "Older Gentleman Pole Dances In His Basement" forum

    "*gouges eyes out with spoons* make it stop!"

  53. Profile photo of insanmonster
    insanmonster Male 18-29
    291 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    yea that was groooooooossssssssssssssssssss and St. Patty`s day for me isn`t for another hour...but I`ll say it early,

    HAPPY ST. PATTY`S DAY!!!!

  54. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Ugghhh, acid reflux inducer.
  55. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    You guys don`t have the guts to do what she did.
  56. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    This is your mom...

    This is your mom on drugs...

  57. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    her body isn`t so bad, especially for her age, and the only problem i see with this is that the other spring breakers obviously had a problem with her being there
  58. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    Looked like she was having fun to me, at least she wasn`t trying to get her son laid...
  59. Profile photo of kinkkitty620
    kinkkitty620 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    i could picture my mum doing something like this..but only to embarrass me.
    thnx mum!
  60. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 12:25 am
    Ahahaha!
    Rock on, mum! :-D
  61. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 12:25 am
    Oh big deal she wasn`t in bad shape for her age. Hell she`s not much bigger than me. I
  62. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 12:55 am
    hotness
  63. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 1:07 am
    `at least she wasn`t trying to get her son laid...`

    true dat

  64. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 1:58 am
    It`s been said that when the elderly hang around the young, they are happier and healthier.

    When the elderly hang around the elderly, it is said they are depressed and a lot slower.

    Why?

    Energy.

    Think about it. :)

  65. Profile photo of spastically
    spastically Female 18-29
    61 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 4:16 am
    Rock on, mumsie!
    :D
  66. Profile photo of Druss
    Druss Male 18-29
    161 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 4:28 am
    I bet she got some that night ;)
  67. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 6:16 am
    id rather go watch a Red Sox spring training game in Fort Meyers, rather than that.
  68. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 6:57 am
    thats not my mom thats my dad!
  69. Profile photo of vincenzosgif
    vincenzosgif Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Oh My God! I grew up like ten miles from Ft. Myers. I even went to Edison for a bit. lol
  70. Profile photo of PPPRULE
    PPPRULE Female 13-17
    227 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 11:37 am
    ew. like i needed to see that. SHES FAT!
  71. Profile photo of _optimusmars
    _optimusmars Male 18-29
    103 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 11:51 am
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!
  72. Profile photo of JacobTrue13
    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    ahhhh man. People like that have very low self esteem. They`d all be laughing at her. Oh god I feel really sorry for her.
  73. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
  74. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    what the hell!!!
  75. Profile photo of amznmmdprncs
    amznmmdprncs Female 18-29
    40 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Now, where did I put my tranq gun?
  76. Profile photo of amznmmdprncs
    amznmmdprncs Female 18-29
    40 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    Also--WTF is she doing with her arms? She probably has rabies.
  77. Profile photo of Skankenstein
    Skankenstein Female 13-17
    177 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    *gags*
  78. Profile photo of Spiralz2k8
    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
    284 posts
    March 18, 2009 at 10:22 am
    Milfk.
    Mom I`d Like To Frikkin Kill.
  79. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    March 18, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    Kill it with fire!!!!
  80. Profile photo of ashley6405
    ashley6405 Female 18-29
    79 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 12:33 am
    oh no... i can imagine i may have a bit of a nightmare tonight. her c section scar freaked me out.
  81. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 11:24 am
    I`d murder my mum if she did that. She wouldn`t though, thank god.

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