Worst Job In The World: Dog Poo Trader

Submitted by: lukas1051 8 years ago in

A mother of one who sells dog crap on the internet. The reason seems a bit excessive.
There are 71 comments:
Female 133
That woman needs to find something better to do with her time...
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Female 58
fake....well thats crap.
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Female 778
real poo or not, if that`s what i did for a living i would not be putting my name and face out for all to see.
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Female 1,082
a sealed bag of poo isn`t that good of a revenge. just throw it away... its not that bad. maybe if it wasn`t in a bag that would be different.
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Male 506
The video is very misleading, making you think that they`re poo is real, but according to their website, its all fake.

From the site:

"Although we try to make it absolutely clear throughout the site, we would like to take a moment to more fully explain our process. If you order a PooPoo package, you (or your recipient) receive one of the most realistic novelty messes money can buy, heat sealed in a polypropylene bag."

I call bullpoo that they try to make it clear that their poop is real.

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Male 3,431
I thought it was illegal to send Poo via Mail?
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Female 1,516
Yeah... a sealed bag of poo... that`ll show him.
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Female 2,064
*insert bad poo-related pun/joke here*
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Male 451
i loved the one that said "Happy Birthday Mom" haha
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Male 119
hrrm. i thought sending biological waste through the mail was illegal. something tells me this vid was a bs publicity stunt. she probably sends fake poo
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Female 2,220
Wow I bet her boyfriend really supports her in her job! Oh wait...
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Male 364
DogDoo.com

But she`s talking bulls**t, as stated on her website... "The most realistic dog doo that money can buy. Looks and feels so incredibly real that nobody can tell otherwise."

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Male 132
Did anyone else notice the music in the background says Ni--er. theres no way that got on TV lol.
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Female 58
does anyone know the name of her website?
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Male 3,425
Then use a paper bag... Who cares. If you got sent a bag of crap, you`d be pretty annoyed anyway.
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Male 12
@ lukas1051, who is going to light the fuse in that case?
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Male 12
They are not paying for the doody, people are paying to have doody delivered without having to handle it themselves, quite clever actually kind of like going to Mcdonalds instead of cooking.

It isn`t sixty years, or 16 it is 6 years.

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Female 665
`i really don`t see the point in this. When i open the package and see that it`s dog poo in a sealed plastic bag, im just going to throw it straight away. I won`t get any poo on me, i won`t have to feel it. All you will have to do is look at it.`

You`re looking at it way too hard. It`s the thought that counts.

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Male 2,528
I hope she gets sued for blatantly ripping off Poopsenders.com. They will not only send dog poop, but also gorilla and elephant poop too.
And the best part is, they put a business card in each bag that makes the recipient think that by opening the bag, they will find out who sent it. But it`s only a clever ploy to entice them to actually open the bag.

One could call it a "manure lure".

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Female 1,653
I`ve been on that website.
(It came up when I googled "revenge")
I didn`t buy any though.
If I wanted to give people poop, I`d borrow someone`s dog and post it myself. Save money =]
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Male 1,590
It`s a $hitty job, but someone`s gotta do it.
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Male 275
`i really don`t see the point in this. When i open the package and see that it`s dog poo in a sealed plastic bag, im just going to throw it straight away. I won`t get any poo on me, i won`t have to feel it. All you will have to do is look at it.`

Isn`t it more of a matter of her sending the crap to the person who wants revenge and then they decide what to do with it? Or have I misunderstood the video? :-s

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Male 21
Hehe number 2!
I hope that wasn`t the dinner table.

I like her style.

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Male 3,425
She should put a cherry bomb in each bag.
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Male 1,178
i really don`t see the point in this. When i open the package and see that it`s dog poo in a sealed plastic bag, im just going to throw it straight away. I won`t get any poo on me, i won`t have to feel it. All you will have to do is look at it.
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Female 324
She looks disturbingly happy when she`s sitting at the computer selling dog poo.

Also, how she says that everyone`s going to meet mean people, cheating people and you have a choice how you deal with it? All I hear is "Okay, you can be mature about this... or you can be immature and go to our site!"

Huh. Maybe she`s not crazy after all. But you won`t see me doing the same thing anytime soon.

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Female 444
She`s kinda cool, and why not make money out of what you can?
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Female 4,028
Um... people are paying for something you could just get for free?
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Female 103
buying poop for revenge, some people need to learn to let go of grudges.Or be a little more imaginative with their revenge.
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Male 274
what a bunch of crap
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Male 2,050
`Meet the Model - Buster is a 110 pound powerhouse that creates massive mountains of the most robust bowel movements you have ever had the displeasure to experience. The Grande is the largest product in our line, and will definately make an impression."

Well put.

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Male 430
LOL shes gots it down to a science
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Male 3,301
You know someone somewhere wan`t to eat that.
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Female 1,004
"...But still who ever buys that stuff is dumb, just look in da streets an save 15-25$...."

.....anyone who spells `the` as `da` has no right to call anyone else stupid.

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Female 27
"World Famous Hand-Crafted Dog Doo

The most realistic dog doo that money can buy.

Looks and feels so incredibly real that nobody can tell otherwise.

Life is short, send only the best in practical jokes!

Order one yourself and be amazed..."

That`s what the website says idiotfilter.

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Male 338
"i know a lot about poop"

that`s great lady...

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Female 138
all im saying is....i`m not eating anything she`s making
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Male 3,915
uh...donut...i think you are mistaken...you may be seeing the world as a little brighter than it really is...
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Male 82
If you go to the website it says its fake.
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Male 266
so she sells dog crap for people who want revenge on other people? an the picture on da front of dat website is perfect lol good timing. But still who ever buys that stuff is dumb, just look in da streets an save 15-25$, which i find funny how putting grass along with the poop makes it cost 5$ more
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Female 346
Bahaha, love it.
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Female 68
That is just stupid. Who would pay for that? I have "loads" of that in my yard now. Geesh. The people buying that stuff is worse than she is. People need to grow up and deal with their problems like normal people.
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Male 807
Lady, get cancer and die.
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Male 486
That job doesn`t suck. It costs almost nothing besides feeding your dogs, which you would do in the first place. All you have to do is pick up some dog poo, which really isn`t that gross if you just put some gloves on.
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Male 168
This lady is brilliant. Who knows how much she makes off of this but who cares? She`s running a business with hardly any cost. Wish I had thought of it.
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Female 1,004
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I think I`d rather just crap in a bag myself. It`d be cheaper.
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Male 1,266
@Chaouse she deffinately says six, it`s just her accent
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Male 1,266
She is the most disgusting person ever! >.<
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Male 1,788
Wow.
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Male 2,344
Wow, some people are amazingly stupid. $15 for a poo! $20 for a browner poo! $25 for a browner and slightly larger poo! People would pay 25 dollars for something they can make in a minute themselves? Jeez.
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Male 211
Are there people really analyzing this posting? 6 years, 60 years? Who the hell cares? She`s a nutter!
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Female 149
...She`s a bitch...ech. I don`t like her. Do some people never grow up?
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Female 1,386
Buy a package, send it to a lab, have lab test how many diseases one could get from doody, and sue the woman for putting that crap (literally) through the mail. Seems like a pretty illegal practice… I’m surprised she hasn’t be shut down yet
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Male 2,229
she just pandering to the immature, and taking their money
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Female 652
her website says the poop isn`t real, but this clip says otherwise. can`t someone who received it sue her now?
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Male 814
Ok, so now I know what she looks like. Next step, address, then sweet sweet revenge.
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Male 98
So...sending them dog poo helps them let anger go...?
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Male 3,369
Hmmmm!
The adult in me says this is stupid as dog crap carries certain diseases, parasites and worms and she`s just asking for a lawsuit (its illegal here in the UK anyway).
The douche in me says "Damn...I wish I`d thought of this".

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Male 194
@aero im not saying its not 6 its just that she said 60 i`ve been instant replaying that part and it does sound like 60 maybe 16 but not 6.
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Male 2,855
worst life in the world: dog poo buyer
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Male 886
@chaouse, I don`t know, it sounds pretty clear to me... Also, the narrator guy says six years in the beginning of the video (25 seconds in)
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Male 194
@aero, It sounds like 6ixt(and garble) years now. plus i`ve seen that section a trillion times she says doesn`t say 6 clearly thats for sure.
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Female 320
haha, Entrepreneur FTW!
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Male 886
@chaouse, she says 6 years...
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Female 5,139
Well thats one way of making money i guess...
i can`t believe people would actually pay for dog poo...o.O
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Male 886
whoa, definitely not the worst job in the world, it seems like she`s actually doing quite well and all she has to do is pick up some relatively dry poop with gloves, then sell it for $15, $20, or $25... not bad at all.
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Male 194
ok at about 1:24 she says she has been shipping poops for over 60 years now. I`ve been trying to fit in 16 years and see if that makes sense but it doesn`t sound like it.
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Male 292
oh no i got a hermetically sealed bag of dog poop in the mail this is the worst day of my life i`m so sorry for what i did ahhhhhhhhhhhh

This is retarded.

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Male 134
wow... just... wow.
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Male 3,425
Link: Worst Job In The World: Dog Poo Trader [Rate Link] - A mother of one who sells dog crap on the internet. The reason seems a bit excessive.
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