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Date: 03/28/09 03:01 PM

71 Responses to Worst Job In The World: Dog Poo Trader

  1. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 10:33 am
    Link: Worst Job In The World: Dog Poo Trader - A mother of one who sells dog crap on the internet. The reason seems a bit excessive.
  2. Profile photo of ESQUEIRO
    ESQUEIRO Male 30-39
    134 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    wow... just... wow.
  3. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    oh no i got a hermetically sealed bag of dog poop in the mail this is the worst day of my life i`m so sorry for what i did ahhhhhhhhhhhh

    This is retarded.

  4. Profile photo of Chaouse
    Chaouse Male 13-17
    194 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    ok at about 1:24 she says she has been shipping poops for over 60 years now. I`ve been trying to fit in 16 years and see if that makes sense but it doesn`t sound like it.
  5. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    whoa, definitely not the worst job in the world, it seems like she`s actually doing quite well and all she has to do is pick up some relatively dry poop with gloves, then sell it for $15, $20, or $25... not bad at all.
  6. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Well thats one way of making money i guess...
    i can`t believe people would actually pay for dog poo...o.O
  7. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    @chaouse, she says 6 years...
  8. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    haha, Entrepreneur FTW!
  9. Profile photo of Chaouse
    Chaouse Male 13-17
    194 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    @aero, It sounds like 6ixt(and garble) years now. plus i`ve seen that section a trillion times she says doesn`t say 6 clearly thats for sure.
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    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    @chaouse, I don`t know, it sounds pretty clear to me... Also, the narrator guy says six years in the beginning of the video (25 seconds in)
  11. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    worst life in the world: dog poo buyer
  12. Profile photo of Chaouse
    Chaouse Male 13-17
    194 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    @aero im not saying its not 6 its just that she said 60 i`ve been instant replaying that part and it does sound like 60 maybe 16 but not 6.
  13. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Hmmmm!
    The adult in me says this is stupid as dog crap carries certain diseases, parasites and worms and she`s just asking for a lawsuit (its illegal here in the UK anyway).
    The douche in me says "Damn...I wish I`d thought of this".

  14. Profile photo of Technikal
    Technikal Male 13-17
    98 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    So...sending them dog poo helps them let anger go...?
  15. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Ok, so now I know what she looks like. Next step, address, then sweet sweet revenge.
  16. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    her website says the poop isn`t real, but this clip says otherwise. can`t someone who received it sue her now?
  17. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    she just pandering to the immature, and taking their money
  18. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Buy a package, send it to a lab, have lab test how many diseases one could get from doody, and sue the woman for putting that crap (literally) through the mail. Seems like a pretty illegal practice… I’m surprised she hasn’t be shut down yet
  19. Profile photo of GracieJack
    GracieJack Female 18-29
    149 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    ...She`s a bitch...ech. I don`t like her. Do some people never grow up?
  20. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    Are there people really analyzing this posting? 6 years, 60 years? Who the hell cares? She`s a nutter!
  21. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Wow, some people are amazingly stupid. $15 for a poo! $20 for a browner poo! $25 for a browner and slightly larger poo! People would pay 25 dollars for something they can make in a minute themselves? Jeez.
  22. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    Wow.
  23. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    She is the most disgusting person ever! >.<
  24. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    @Chaouse she deffinately says six, it`s just her accent
  25. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    ......
    I think I`d rather just crap in a bag myself. It`d be cheaper.
  26. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    This lady is brilliant. Who knows how much she makes off of this but who cares? She`s running a business with hardly any cost. Wish I had thought of it.
  27. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    That job doesn`t suck. It costs almost nothing besides feeding your dogs, which you would do in the first place. All you have to do is pick up some dog poo, which really isn`t that gross if you just put some gloves on.
  28. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Lady, get cancer and die.
  29. Profile photo of this_be_me
    this_be_me Female 18-29
    68 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    That is just stupid. Who would pay for that? I have "loads" of that in my yard now. Geesh. The people buying that stuff is worse than she is. People need to grow up and deal with their problems like normal people.
  30. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    Bahaha, love it.
  31. Profile photo of Blacksun1212
    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    so she sells dog crap for people who want revenge on other people? an the picture on da front of dat website is perfect lol good timing. But still who ever buys that stuff is dumb, just look in da streets an save 15-25$, which i find funny how putting grass along with the poop makes it cost 5$ more
  32. Profile photo of Donut017
    Donut017 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    If you go to the website it says its fake.
  33. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    uh...donut...i think you are mistaken...you may be seeing the world as a little brighter than it really is...
  34. Profile photo of bAnnAna
    bAnnAna Female 18-29
    138 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    all im saying is....i`m not eating anything she`s making
  35. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    "i know a lot about poop"

    that`s great lady...

  36. Profile photo of Jeski
    Jeski Female 18-29
    27 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    "World Famous Hand-Crafted Dog Doo

    The most realistic dog doo that money can buy.

    Looks and feels so incredibly real that nobody can tell otherwise.

    Life is short, send only the best in practical jokes!

    Order one yourself and be amazed..."

    That`s what the website says idiotfilter.

  37. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    "...But still who ever buys that stuff is dumb, just look in da streets an save 15-25$...."

    .....anyone who spells `the` as `da` has no right to call anyone else stupid.

  38. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    You know someone somewhere wan`t to eat that.
  39. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    LOL shes gots it down to a science
  40. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    `Meet the Model - Buster is a 110 pound powerhouse that creates massive mountains of the most robust bowel movements you have ever had the displeasure to experience. The Grande is the largest product in our line, and will definately make an impression."

    Well put.

  41. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 12:47 am
    what a bunch of crap
  42. Profile photo of bikergirl
    bikergirl Female 18-29
    103 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 12:51 am
    buying poop for revenge, some people need to learn to let go of grudges.Or be a little more imaginative with their revenge.
  43. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 1:00 am
    Um... people are paying for something you could just get for free?
  44. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 1:30 am
    She`s kinda cool, and why not make money out of what you can?
  45. Profile photo of tika12001
    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 2:12 am
    She looks disturbingly happy when she`s sitting at the computer selling dog poo.

    Also, how she says that everyone`s going to meet mean people, cheating people and you have a choice how you deal with it? All I hear is "Okay, you can be mature about this... or you can be immature and go to our site!"

    Huh. Maybe she`s not crazy after all. But you won`t see me doing the same thing anytime soon.

  46. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 2:28 am
    i really don`t see the point in this. When i open the package and see that it`s dog poo in a sealed plastic bag, im just going to throw it straight away. I won`t get any poo on me, i won`t have to feel it. All you will have to do is look at it.
  47. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 2:34 am
    She should put a cherry bomb in each bag.
  48. Profile photo of pandapoi
    pandapoi Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 2:59 am
    Hehe number 2!
    I hope that wasn`t the dinner table.

    I like her style.

  49. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
    276 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 4:39 am
    `i really don`t see the point in this. When i open the package and see that it`s dog poo in a sealed plastic bag, im just going to throw it straight away. I won`t get any poo on me, i won`t have to feel it. All you will have to do is look at it.`

    Isn`t it more of a matter of her sending the crap to the person who wants revenge and then they decide what to do with it? Or have I misunderstood the video? :-s

  50. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 6:03 am
    It`s a $hitty job, but someone`s gotta do it.
  51. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 6:13 am
    I`ve been on that website.
    (It came up when I googled "revenge")
    I didn`t buy any though.
    If I wanted to give people poop, I`d borrow someone`s dog and post it myself. Save money =]
  52. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 6:33 am
    I hope she gets sued for blatantly ripping off Poopsenders.com. They will not only send dog poop, but also gorilla and elephant poop too.
    And the best part is, they put a business card in each bag that makes the recipient think that by opening the bag, they will find out who sent it. But it`s only a clever ploy to entice them to actually open the bag.

    One could call it a "manure lure".

  53. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 7:50 am
    `i really don`t see the point in this. When i open the package and see that it`s dog poo in a sealed plastic bag, im just going to throw it straight away. I won`t get any poo on me, i won`t have to feel it. All you will have to do is look at it.`

    You`re looking at it way too hard. It`s the thought that counts.

  54. Profile photo of ranger2408
    ranger2408 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 8:07 am
    They are not paying for the doody, people are paying to have doody delivered without having to handle it themselves, quite clever actually kind of like going to Mcdonalds instead of cooking.

    It isn`t sixty years, or 16 it is 6 years.

  55. Profile photo of ranger2408
    ranger2408 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 8:09 am
    @ lukas1051, who is going to light the fuse in that case?
  56. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 8:30 am
    Then use a paper bag... Who cares. If you got sent a bag of crap, you`d be pretty annoyed anyway.
  57. Profile photo of Lilith8984
    Lilith8984 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:22 am
    does anyone know the name of her website?
  58. Profile photo of ranger2408
    ranger2408 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 11:19 am
    http://dogdoo.com/PhotoAlbum.asp
  59. Profile photo of Squab27
    Squab27 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Did anyone else notice the music in the background says Ni--er. theres no way that got on TV lol.
  60. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    DogDoo.com

    But she`s talking bulls**t, as stated on her website... "The most realistic dog doo that money can buy. Looks and feels so incredibly real that nobody can tell otherwise."

  61. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    Wow I bet her boyfriend really supports her in her job! Oh wait...
  62. Profile photo of someguy83
    someguy83 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    hrrm. i thought sending biological waste through the mail was illegal. something tells me this vid was a bs publicity stunt. she probably sends fake poo
  63. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    i loved the one that said "Happy Birthday Mom" haha
  64. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    *insert bad poo-related pun/joke here*
  65. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Yeah... a sealed bag of poo... that`ll show him.
  66. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:51 am
    I thought it was illegal to send Poo via Mail?
  67. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 1:32 am
    The video is very misleading, making you think that they`re poo is real, but according to their website, its all fake.

    From the site:

    "Although we try to make it absolutely clear throughout the site, we would like to take a moment to more fully explain our process. If you order a PooPoo package, you (or your recipient) receive one of the most realistic novelty messes money can buy, heat sealed in a polypropylene bag."

    I call bullpoo that they try to make it clear that their poop is real.

  68. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    a sealed bag of poo isn`t that good of a revenge. just throw it away... its not that bad. maybe if it wasn`t in a bag that would be different.
  69. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    real poo or not, if that`s what i did for a living i would not be putting my name and face out for all to see.
  70. Profile photo of Lilith8984
    Lilith8984 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:00 am
    fake....well thats crap.
  71. Profile photo of Kayteaface
    Kayteaface Female 13-17
    133 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 11:42 am
    That woman needs to find something better to do with her time...

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