World`s Largest Crocodile Has Been Caught

Submitted by: 3justme3 8 years ago in Funny

OMG! This thing looks like a dinosaur!
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Female 257
sure its real?
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Female 33
cruel....
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Female 1
Poor thing.
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Female 8
Anyone seen those B-rated Movies about The Giant Killer Croc....Im kinda thinking now it might not be that false...scary!
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Female 470
I have to get this aligator`s autograph!!! He`s that guy from that peter pan movie! :D I am SUCH a fan!
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Male 55
this guy should not be allowed to record something with a pretty bullpoo camera
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Female 132
I agree with lucehLOW! it made me really sad! (not to mention creeped out by the sheer size of it)
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Male 260
whoa.
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Female 665
I can`t tell. Is that thing still alive?
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Male 430
Didn`t that appear in the movie Hook?
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Female 357
that made me really sad

=[

let it gooo

xlucyx

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Female 2,672
heheh they put a brick in its gob
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Male 11,739
As much as I`d like to think it`s fake, the world record according to Guinness is 7 meters, or 23 feet. So they do get incredibly freaking large. I have to say it`s probably real. I would NOT want to meet up with that, EVER.
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Male 358
were can I buy one for in my fish tank !!!
<moron mode>
NEED
TO
GET
ME
AN
OVER
SIZED
MINI-CROCODILE
</moron mode>
i just want one realy bad
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Female 1,436
I wonder how that would taste. . . nom nom nom
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Female 449
It`s not a crocodile its a dinosaur!
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Female 1,653
"yeah i totally agree with you papasmurfe "
same here :)
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Male 949
Looks like paper mache. :\

Somebody should chop it up with a chainsaw so we can see if it`s real.

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Female 4
there`s no way that can be real @[email protected]
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Male 142
Somewhere good`ol Steve is given the thumbs up
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Female 18
yeah i totally agree with you papasmurfe
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Female 738
One of the coolest things I`ve seen all day, and today I saw monkeys.
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Female 654
Lake Placid, anyone?
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Male 85
thats awesome :-O
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Male 686
Yeah crocodile jaws are very strong when closing but very weak when opening so tying his jaw shut is quite effective. But HOLY CRAP how big is that thing?! I was expecting a 10 footer or something not Barney from Hell.
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Male 323
poor thing, it should be allowed to eat the hunters who caught in a fight to the death.
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Female 40
I hope it breaks lose and eats those people. FFS put it in a zoo if it`s so damned dangerous don`t hold it there with a f*cking rope.
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Male 29
omg if i ever saw that i would shat myself scream like a little girl and run my fat but off
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Male 603
Oh, holy crap. How is this only a 3.5 right now? I think it`s the most amazing thing I`ve seen on the IAB.

A few questions for anybody who has the answers:
How big is that thing (length/weight)?
Is it really the largest ever found/captured?
Is it still alive?
What did they do with it after "capturing" it?

It`s heartbreaking to see it held in that position, if it`s alive. Even if it were endangering people, it`s still sad to see such an enormous, powerful animal "caged" or killed and put in such a state.

It looks like these people might live in an area where they don`t get as many chances to "appreciate" nature as many of us do. Instead, they`re struggling against crocodiles and animals such as this, and simply trying to survive and live the best life they can. It`s too bad it comes to this for so many people, not getting to see what I, and others, see in the croc.

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Male 907
AND THAT THING IS STILL ALIVE??? Please be fake, please be fake, please be fake...

@admisaok: No, once you tie the upper jaws, they`re helpless.

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Female 390
I reckon it gives lovely cuddles.
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Male 4
someone probably already mentioned this, but...

LAKE PLACID STATUS

and also, I`m pretty sure that`s an alligator

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Male 516
Holy pooaki mushrooms.

I really want it to be fake.

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Male 516
umm if it is real then i wouldn`t want to be anywhere near that thing. the only thing keeping that thing from shredding those people apart is a rope, a piece of wood, and a syringe of sedatives
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Male 28
There was a documentry about a huge croc that had eaten about 40 villagers. They were trying to catch it but only got film of it. It dwarfed all the other crocs near it. If this is the same croc then it is real.
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Female 133
im not sure if this is real. i cant find a mention of it anywhere online in any news articles.
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Female 590
I feel like that has to be fake. Why isn`t it better documented? I did a Google search and didn`t pull it up. If it is real, it`s incredible.
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Male 516
"Lets capture/kill them all, because they are dangerous!"

Now you`re getting the concept! Glad that bleeding-heart garbage is beginning to disappear!

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Male 667
WTF this has to be fake... I mean DAMN~ it`s like right out of a fcking monster movie. "Lake Placid"
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Female 119
"You wouldn`t feel sorry for it if it was chasing after you for it`s next meal. That thing was dangerous."

I really have to watch out for giant crocodiles when I walk down the street to have a coffee. Just like lions, bears, snakes and sharks. Lets capture/kill them all, because they are dangerous!

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Male 96
That`s huge!
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Male 139
Where was this?
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Male 324
crikey
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Male 95
OMG! IT`S A FRIGGIN` MONSTER! :O
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Male 2,199
either thats good camera trickery or that is one massive croc...
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Female 198
"I feel very sorry for the poor thing"

You wouldn`t feel sorry for it if it was chasing after you for it`s next meal. That thing was dangerous.

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Male 1
those non-nice individuals, should have let it live :(
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Male 10,440
Thats big. Judging by the people there, they`ll probably eat it.
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Male 265
it was difficult to get a perspective on size from that video
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Male 1,153
why are humans so cruel?
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Male 1,220
"hope that it is still alive."
Can`t say I agree with you.
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Male 41
it seems like they either tranquilized it or killed it by overdose, the dart shot in the side, hope that it is still alive.
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Female 119
I feel very sorry for the poor thing.
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Male 4,290
Naton: I`m pretty sure crocodiles lay eggs.
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Male 7,933
""Hopefully to a Zoo or a farm. "
can i take a guess and say your christian? probably.
so your saying you should torture it for the rest of its life by leaving it in a cage the size of an average home? If you were locked in your home, you spoke an unintelligible language, people visited you very frequently, and you weren`t very smart, WOULD YOU BE HAPPY LIVING FOR 20 YEARS?"

where would YOU rather have it transported? a slaughterhouse? XD"


You madam, win!

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Female 212
Oh dear Lord, I hope that`s a hoax.
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Male 338
holy crap thats huge!
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Male 103
What would give birth to such a thing?
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Male 5,620
Coco_popsrox
Female, 18-29, Europe
204 Posts Saturday, March 7, 2009 7:30:58 AM
"i bet they kill it. if its rare kill it. poor thing let him go!"

I bet they kill it, and then eat it. =D Yay gator fry for the whole town!


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Female 71
it looks like the gator from the movie lake placid!
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Male 91
Oh no look, a magnificent animal, quick capture it and torture it, before it can escape!

It`s simple, you leave it alone like that pink dolphin, don`t "capture" it, its the idiots who go near it`s fault for them dying, though I doubt it has killed 100s of people

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Female 228
i bet they kill it. if its rare kill it. poor thing let him go!
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Female 1,690
reptar!!!
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Male 648
i`ll believe it when i see it in an American zoo actually moving.
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Male 249
bloody hell :|
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Male 207
what did they catch it with, a tank? Geez.
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Female 961
oh my god!!! that`s a dinosaur. freakin crazy
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Male 438
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Female 1,401
there is no way that`s real
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Female 546
I wonder how many people that thing ate in its lifetime
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Male 1,140
if he was still alive,

lets see Steve Irwin catch that thing

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Female 495
Pretty amazing! I wonder if it is as big as its looks to be on the video.
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Male 486
That thing is massive!
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Male 2,388
i`ve seen bigger -_-
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Male 680
WOW it`s huge! Damn, that thing could swallow you whole.

P.S. Bungled, Damn that was lame.

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Male 40
damn imagine giving birth to that
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Male 271
They didnt catch it or kill it, they found him passed out in an alley with a syringe full of heroin. Cant you tell the difference between a croc and a "ALLEY"Gator
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Male 4,680
"Extinction is a prerequisite for being called a dinosaur."
Technically not. It`s just non-avian dinosaurs that are extinct. Avian dinosaurs, also known as birds, survive to this day.

OT: WOAH THAT`S A BIG CROC

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Male 56
jesus thats larger than life
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Female 221
holy poo, is that even real?
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Female 965
Oh my drating god. O_O
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Female 1,299
wooooww, it`s big o.o
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Male 3,425
Err... What can I say? That`s err... Pretty big I guess.
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Male 134
coolio
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Male 410
I would have loved to stick my arm up that crocodile`s anus
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Male 48
"look at what nature can make! isn`t it amazing, probably one of the last few large crocodiles, which would have been of similar size as they were millions of years ago! lets catch it and kill it!"

these people make me so angry :@

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Male 203
people are saying i hope it is dead but it looked like there was a syringe in its back they probly drugged it and a lot of people are also assuming we killed it and we are stupidd but if we drugged it to measure and weigh it we didnt kill it..
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Male 5,094
Ermm... sorry ShadowRyder, my post seems to have eaten yours, I have no idea how that happened.

Anyway, what I was trying to say before so rudely devouring a fellow boardmember was that if it is the one caught in Sri Lanka, it`s 5 meters (16.5 ft) long and weighs about a ton. Looks larger to me, but that may be perspective playing tricks.

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Male 125
Seems sad...probz ded now
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Female 41
I don`t think even Steve Irwin would have wanted to wrestle that one. Just how on Earth did someone else capture it?
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Male 2,125
KILL IT!!! O_O
If that thing was let loose, half of those people would be dead by sundown. =S

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Male 45
we will NEVER evolve because we refuse to accept anything new without killing and dissecting it?

first of all we dont kill anything new.
and even if we did this wouldnt stop us from evolving.

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Male 17,512
It`s longer than that flatbed truck.. Maybe 26ft ?

I hope it was dead, Because that monster could eat someone whole.

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Female 472
Can someone please tell me what lake they found this in? So I can NOT go there ever.
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Male 1,178
I hope it was dead, because it wasnt exactly in a very good position, brick in its mouth with its head tide back
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Female 15,763
Whoa John, you just made a LOT of assumptions. You assumed those people killed it. You assumed that it was causing them no harm. You assumed that they were afraid of it. You assumed that they killed it for their reason of fear only.

We ARE such stupid creatures, aren`t we? ;)

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Male 22
It`s huge and scary looking... so let`s kill it. We are such stupid creatures. Humans will NEVER evolve because we refuse to accept anything new without first killing and dissecting it. Now there are none. Good job earth.
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Female 1,199
You can`t really tell how big it is. O.o
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Male 734
Ahhh, the old perception trick. It`s just a standard crocodile that`s close to the camera. :/
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Female 17
Baalthazaq:
"TYROCKS NEWSFLASH:
Yes crocs were around when dinos were.
No, they`re not dinosaurs.
Extinction is a prerequisite for being called a dinosaur.

HOLY!!! omg i remember i went to drumheller and i learnt that crocodiles were around at the same tim dinosaurs were! aw thats so smart! isn`t that crazy how old crocodiles are? were they in the water when the astroid hit? im curious now? so they lived in the water and ate algae when the astroid hit? and then they were ok?

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Male 378
Is that a syringe stuck in the middle of it`s back?
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Male 214
KROIKY!
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Male 460
so this is like the jaws of crocodiles, im gonna call him chompy!
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Male 4,546
TYROCKS NEWSFLASH:

Yes crocs were around when dinos were.
No, they`re not dinosaurs.

Extinction is a prerequisite for being called a dinosaur.

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Male 2,238
Woah, that is one big croc. How many metres is it? Also I thought this would be from Australia XD
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Male 2,344
No way...they couldn`t control something of that masive size anyway, they have one rope on it. When that block falls, that entire village is boned.
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Male 2,528
Doesn`t look very big to me. Not only are the people in the background rather far away in comparison to the Croc, but it`s also no on the ground, but on some kind of table.
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Male 37
I love the description..."OMG! this looks like a dinosaur" NEWSFLASH: Crocodiles are dinosaurs.
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Male 3,014
"I wonder if that`s that Gustave croc that eats flesh...."

As opposed to the other crocodiles which don`t eat flesh...?

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Male 138
im just waiting for the people to say....awww look at him..he`s got his head all propped up, poor thing....those mean people.


strap c-4 to his ass, hit the go button and make the world a safer place......please

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Female 61
:O
Thats huge!
I hope it gets released.
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Female 1,082
released?!?!? i`m all for animal rights but that thing could swallow you whole and have room for seconds!
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Female 1,427
Well, the people may be far away in the background, but look at the guy`s arm in the front. Compare that to the size of that body.

I wonder if that`s that Gustave croc that eats flesh....

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Male 544
"Never smile at a crocodile...."
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Male 8,302
"THAT`S not a croc... T-H-I-S is a croc..."

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Male 388
i feel sorry for it...i really hope it was released :\
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Female 12
not to mention that the poor thing should be released
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Female 12
im sorry to break it to you buddy but crocs ARE dinosaurs...look it up kid
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Female 741
reminds me of the crocodile on hook at the end, with the clock.

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Female 1
*tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock*
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Female 357
Did someone rest a coke on the back of that thing? Jesus, that`s like enormous!
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Male 5,314
i refuse to believe that that thing is that big.
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Female 346
Perspective probably does have some part in it. But still, that thing`s freakin` huge!
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Male 4,793
i dont think its as big as it looks, the people int he background are like 10 feet away, making it look bigger than it is.
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Female 470
This is off topic, but I can`t find it: What happend to the over-used movie quotes link? I posted on it and I wanted to go back and read other comments but I can`t find it!

Anyone got a link?

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Male 1,685
I so wanted to see it break free and devour someone...thats f`d up how they have it restrained. Humans are non-nice individuals
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Male 321
yea right...It`s all a matter of perspective. Those people behind it were standing far away which makes it appear bigger. They could all be midget villagers too...just saying
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Male 886
when will people ever learn to STOP PLAYING JUMANJI! (wa wa waaaa)
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Male 1,182
since its probably like 500 years old.
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Male 1,182
thats kinda drated up if they killed it.
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Male 94
think of all those BOOT`S
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Female 71
did anyone else think of tick-tock the croc from Hook??
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Male 736
spammers begone!
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Male 14
thats just cruel, defs prehistoric if its real
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Female 125
I thinks this is actually real, suprising enough. I agree it would have been awesome in a zoo, but this was cought in a third world country where they don`t think of things like that. Plus it probably ate half their village.
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Male 1,064
damn! if only steve irwin were alive, this would be the cause of his death. how do you think they caught it?
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Male 1,788
This has got to be fake...
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Male 94
how about relocating it to a preserve? but they`d have to make sure it has some disadvantage so it doesn`t instantly dominate. maybe giving it rubber teeth?
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Male 426
wow...this was in my backyard

and Saara100 is a spammer

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Male 1,244
OMGWTFBBQ!
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Male 2
Slayer50515 is a sad, sad little man...
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Female 1,306
"Hopefully to a Zoo or a farm. "
can i take a guess and say your christian? probably.
so your saying you should torture it for the rest of its life by leaving it in a cage the size of an average home? If you were locked in your home, you spoke an unintelligible language, people visited you very frequently, and you weren`t very smart, WOULD YOU BE HAPPY LIVING FOR 20 YEARS?

where would YOU rather have it transported? a slaughterhouse? XD

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Male 736
kidding!
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Male 736
shoes
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Female 140
wait is it dead?? WTF That crocodile is huge! wow
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Female 1,516
If they`d let it live, I wonder how much bigger it would have gotten?
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Male 988
"ANIMALS DON`T HAVE FEELINGS. "
oh hey look, a di*k.
hi there di*k, they do have feelings. THEY HAVE A NERVOUS SYSTEM AND CLEARLY DISPLAY EMOTIONS.
PLANTS DONT HAVE EMOTIONS, BUT ALMOST EVERYTHIG ELSE DOES.

also, knowing what your idiotic argument will consist of:
No i eat meat a LOT, I`m not an animal rights activist.
I`m not retarded, retarded comes from "to retard" or to slow. In layman`s terms, it means your calling me slow, and your not even telling me at what (Slow typer, thinker, runner, etc).


and this is what i hate about most people:
"Hopefully to a Zoo or a farm. "
can i take a guess and say your christian? probably.
so your saying you should torture it for the rest of its life by leaving it in a cage the size of an average home? If you were locked in your home, you spoke an unintelligible language, people visited you very frequently, and you weren`t very smart, WOULD YOU BE HAPPY LIVING FOR 20 YEARS? FOR THE REST

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Male 488
"OMG! This thing looks like a dinosaur!"

ive had countless girls say that to me...

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Female 176
call me crazy, but couldn`t this just be a village of pygmy people and an average sized crocodile?
i`m just sayin`...
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Male 1,404
What`s in that gumbo? Ohh, it`s in there!

Killing would be an injustice. It looks like some sort of vet is trying to administer a sedative so they can transport it. Hopefully to a Zoo or a farm.

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Male 161
ANIMALS DON`T HAVE FEELINGS.
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Female 1,142
"i hope that thing is dead. That is drating deadly. It probably ate a bunch of men and then they killed it. Stop feeling sorry for it, you tools. >_>"

Best trolling I`ve seen in months. *applause*

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Female 602
Wh-What are they going to do with it?! D-:
Poor Crocodile. :-(
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Male 98
i hope that thing is dead. That is drating deadly. It probably ate a bunch of men and then they killed it. Stop feeling sorry for it, you tools. >_>
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Male 889
this post needs moar red text
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Female 5,222
i hope its not dead.. that would be cruel
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Female 652
what`d that poor crocodile do to deserve that kind of treatment? even if its fake thats pretty mean :(
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Male 42
That aint the biggest, you can tell from the people in the foreground, theres bin bigger
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Male 31
That was stupid. It looked bigger at the start because of the angle. Then later it just looked like your average big crocodile.
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Male 167
holy... that`s some tiny people!
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Female 1,142
GOJIRAAA!!!

Er- anyway, it has to be fake.
They were all midgets, which doesn`t matter anyway, `cause it`s really a statue.
I win.

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Male 3,301
I dare call a fake.
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Male 212
thats not gustav is it?
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Female 706
...Nessie?
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Male 9,305
Aww I wanna go up and cuddle it...
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Male 1,526
anyone wanna stick a thumb up its arse?
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Female 188
A) That is drating terrifying. Good God.

B) I feel sorry for it. I agree with gandhi172. It seems pretty cruel.

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Male 895
No steve irwin jokes are not ok.
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Female 4,197
that thing is so wrong

also, im with lion on this one lol

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Male 8,302
> ne028
> is it still too soon to make a steve irwin joke?

Considering Irwin made a joke out of every Australian by being himself and passing himself off as a `typical` Aussie... no its not too early. Speaking for the entirety of Australia, I say go for it, with our full blessing.

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Male 2,028
Does no one else see this as... well, cruel? Poor croc. =/
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Female 1,063
Photoshopped, lol
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Male 7,933
Kalishpa
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
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[ Delete Post ] Friday, March 06, 2009 7:15:10 PM
Oh my gosh..
that..
that is big
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THATS WHAT....drat it

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Female 318
Oh my gosh..
that..
that is big
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Male 2,855
largest crocodile measures about 7 meters, this one looks bigger because of the perspective...
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Male 985
They caught it, with the power of magic
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Male 889
"go ahead`

that kinda was the joke, i faled

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Female 2,064
Dude, how did they catch that thing?
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Female 688
also, thats what she said ;D
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Male 1,765
I love how it kept scrolling... and scrolling... and scrolling... and THEN the camera reaches its feet.
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Female 688
oh bejeebus. thats huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge.
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Male 95
I want to say shenanigans but i want to believe
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Male 295
Crikey, thats a beauty
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Male 2
wow this is pretty drated up. an amazing prehistoric creature like this finally coming to its end not at the hands of mother nature... but as a trophy for us humans.

way to go!

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Male 2,395
Holy jesus, mary and joseph... that thing`s huge O_O
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Male 1,629
theres no such thing as to early for a joke
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Male 13
HOLLY poo!!!!!
THATS HUGE!!!!!
JUST THE PET IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!!
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Male 7,933
"is it still too soon to make a steve irwin joke?"

go ahead

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Male 889
is it still too soon to make a steve irwin joke?
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Female 5,139
"jesus f*cking christ id love to wrestle with that thing"


...and id just *LOVE* to watch

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Female 5,139
There is no god... D:

there is only oversized animals that will escape and eat us all D:

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Male 3,819
HOLY INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR, BATMAN!
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Male 375
Thought the one down in Australia caught recently was bigger?
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Female 2,044
I drive a chevrolet movie theater.
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Male 7,933
Interior Crocodile Alligator.... if you use the IAB chat you`d get the reference
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Male 8
Is this f**king thing real?
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Male 47
at 13 seconds.

lol in a (wat is considered to be) poor country there are still kids with camera phones lol

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Male 101
jesus f*cking christ id love to wrestle with that thing
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Female 498
Link: World`s Largest Crocodile Has Been Caught [Rate Link] - OMG! This thing looks like a dinosaur!
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