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Date: 03/08/09 09:09 PM

95 Responses to World`s Fattest Monkey?

  1. Profile photo of triplej
    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Link: World`s Fattest Monkey? - 4-year old boy finds a stray obese monkey in the backyard -- family calls 911.
  2. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    Wow, looks pregnant.
  3. Profile photo of regrhcp
    regrhcp Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    even in america the animals are fat
  4. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    lol its so funny yet so sad at the same time maybe they were fattening it up to eat it lulz
  5. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    faaaaaaaaaaaaat fuuuuuuuuck
  6. Profile photo of katybugbebo
    katybugbebo Female 30-39
    40 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    no more snack cakes for monkey boy
  7. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    He`s not fat, he`s just big boned.
  8. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    only in america could a spider monkey become fat
  9. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    Poor Monkey. The owners are killing it by feeding it like that.
  10. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    Ohh that`s depressing. He can barely get around. I`m gonna lite the match here but clear case of abuse. Want to argue?

    This is a picture of a healthy Spider Monkey

  11. Profile photo of kinkkitty620
    kinkkitty620 Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    at first i was thinking
    "lol! that thing is really fat and its drooling!"
    after seeing it walk..
    "Wtf is wrong with the owners?! it can barely walk!"
    poor wittle monkey
  12. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    pray for mojo
  13. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    How sad.

    The best thing they can do for that monkey is to release it back into the wilds of the Amazon rain forest where it belongs.

  14. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    lmao, "the monkey is a little chunky."
    Little Debbies, just like nature intended for them to eat.
  15. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    Dam, when they said it was a spider monkey it hit me just how fat the thing was...
  16. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    chunky monkey!
  17. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    Ima come at you like a spider monkey!
  18. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    Is EVERYTHING obese in the US???!

  19. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    go away gaurabverma1
  20. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    holy poo our mods are fast....
  21. Profile photo of kevinmiller0
    kevinmiller0 Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    pray for mojo.
  22. Profile photo of RehtaeH
    RehtaeH Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    poor monkey, poor poor monkey
  23. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    He must have helped the kid in the story above collect all those Happy Meal toys.
  24. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    jondegi, look at my pic. That`s me. Do I look obese? lol
  25. Profile photo of ADMFlapplap
    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    that is a FAT monkey

    And to Jondegi....Yes. Yes everything is obese in the US.
    EVERYTHING. FAT. ALL OF IT.

  26. Profile photo of clone_of_god
    clone_of_god Male 18-29
    109 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    awfull

    but i bet all the fat makes his brain juicier. hmm..

  27. Profile photo of sculptress
    sculptress Female 18-29
    101 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    aw i think its adorable...i guess im weird
  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    HOLY SH*T.

    That thing is fatter than f*cking... John Goodman if he ate Rosie O`Donnel...

  29. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
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    March 8, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    That is just awful, it can barely walk!
  30. Profile photo of silversoul46
    silversoul46 Female 18-29
    189 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    who feeds the monkey little Debbie snacks and Italian food?
  31. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    March 8, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    what the hell? you dont feed a spider monkey italian food and little debbies! i hope they gave the monkey to a sanctuary becouse that is considered animal abuse!
  32. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    March 8, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    "pray for mojo."

    Congratulations, KevinMiller, you win the best comment contest!!! Good one!!

  33. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    "How sad.

    The best thing they can do for that monkey is to release it back into the wilds of the Amazon rain forest where it belongs."

    Because a morbidly obese and domesticated monkey belongs in the wild. I`d give it five minutes before a lion or some other large predator saw it, laughed, and slashed it`s head off.

  34. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:42 am
    I am overwhelmed with the urge to run at the monkey at full speed and kick it as far as I can.
  35. Profile photo of PunkAsF82
    PunkAsF82 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:48 am
    i think I`d laugh if i saw a lion in the amazon :D

    but i want to see the people who did this to the poor animal. see if they`re morbidly obese. then we can tie a leash around thier necks annd make them waddle along the floor!

  36. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:59 am
    To Nidonemo: Maybe it would be too buys laughing its ass off to be able to slash it?

    To everyone who thought I was actually serious: I KNOW not everything in the US is obese. I was just making a funny. :>

  37. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:11 am
    ""How sad.

    The best thing they can do for that monkey is to release it back into the wilds of the Amazon rain forest where it belongs."

    Because a morbidly obese and domesticated monkey belongs in the wild. I`d give it five minutes before a lion or some other large predator saw it, laughed, and slashed it`s head off. "

    I think it`s more likely to learn to read than get eaten by a lion in the Amazon

  38. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:22 am
    "pray for mojo."

    lmao, yes! My thoughts, exactly.

  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:25 am
    Don`t send it back to the Amazon, just put board shorts and a check shirt on it, a camera round its neck, and drop it off in any airport in the world. It`ll be years before anyone works out its not an American tourist.
  40. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:40 am
    So now we`re turning the animals obese as well. That`s cruelty, and the owners should have been charged.
  41. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:50 am
    drating disgraceful. Not only do they insist on owning a monkey, which is bad enough in itself. But they want to stuff it full of poo food and make it just as fat as them.
  42. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:52 am
    "How sad.

    The best thing they can do for that monkey is to release it back into the wilds of the Amazon rain forest where it belongs."

    your an idiot....

  43. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:41 am
    Awww poor monkey... it doesn`t deserve that kind of life. Give it to a zoo or something so it can lose weight and be happy.
  44. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:42 am
    Lionhart, your comment made me lulz
  45. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 4:59 am
    dont get too close it might rip your face off.
  46. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 5:32 am
    lionhart, are you saying australians cant tell the difference between a monkey and a human? thats sad. ^^
  47. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:01 am
    what a fat ass.
  48. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    March 9, 2009 at 6:09 am
    So that`s where aunt Susan went...I gotta go pick her up.
  49. Profile photo of kaptink
    kaptink Male 18-29
    128 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:24 am
    That thinks adorable! I want to force feed a monkey now!
  50. Profile photo of XVectorX
    XVectorX Male 13-17
    17 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:27 am
    Thats a Chunkeh Munkeh
  51. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    March 9, 2009 at 6:41 am
    Oh my god, it`s Homer Simpsons helper monkey that he ruined!
  52. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:42 am
    Woah a talking monkey wearing a hat!!
  53. Profile photo of Ashleyliz
    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:42 am
    What terrible owners.

    Sure let your pets have treats now and then - but this poor thing has no quality of life.

  54. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:45 am
    Darn it, "Tiedied" and "Kevinmiller" both beat me to the punch-line.
  55. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:47 am
    the monkey is a typical American!
  56. Profile photo of bingo5765
    bingo5765 Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 7:08 am
    Super Monkey Ball has a new meaning. . . And it wants Italian food. /dramatic voice
  57. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:11 am
    Are they seriously going to give it back to the owners who who think it`s fine to feed it italian food and Little Debbie`s?! Jesus...

    Also, I so wanted to say `Pray for Mojo` but I got beaten to it by miles!

  58. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 8:37 am
    kill it with fire!!!
  59. Profile photo of Kyhole
    Kyhole Male 13-17
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    March 9, 2009 at 9:01 am
    rofl he would eat italian food wouldn`t he
  60. Profile photo of clone_of_god
    clone_of_god Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 9:05 am
    awfull

    but i bet all the fat makes his brain juicier. hmm..

  61. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 9:30 am
    Anybody else craving ice-cream?
  62. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    March 9, 2009 at 9:36 am
    Poor thing.
    Some people just shouldnt be allowed to keep animals.
    In fact, some animals should not be kept at all eg monkeys. They`re so intelligent, sticking them in a cage and giving them endless amounts of Italian just doesnt satisfy them. They need company (pref of their own species), something to DO, and space.
  63. Profile photo of JGESS
    JGESS Male 18-29
    433 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 11:07 am
    the word of the day is `incredulous`
  64. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 11:09 am
    no longer available...
  65. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
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    March 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    hott DAMN that thing is fat!

    i hope its taken away from its owners, sheesh.

  66. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    If that was the UK I`m 90% certain that the story would be about the owners being prosecuted for neglect, and not the random kid finding it in the back yard.
  67. Profile photo of JacobTrue13
    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    WHOA!

    Cool beard.

  68. Profile photo of Amous
    Amous Female 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Little Debbies!
  69. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    March 9, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    It`s Tennessee, the entire family is probably as fat as the monkey.
  70. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    does he still have his hands and eyes?
  71. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    thing reminds me of e.t.
  72. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
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    March 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    ahh. its on a leash. poor poor obese thing.
  73. Profile photo of mikeeegeee
    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Is it just me, or are monkeys turning up everywhere?

    ..I think this is cause for alarm

  74. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Is it me, or has there been an uprising of monkeys in the news lately? Seriously, forget robots! Monkeys are the new sherriff in town!!!
  75. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    not even playing, but i know someone that looks just like that. and why do they have it on a leash,lol...*face palm* red necks.
  76. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    Poor thing; that should be classed as animal abuse right there.
  77. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    look at it waddle!!

    xlucyx

  78. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    poor monkey...bet it looks just like it`s owners
  79. Profile photo of Slyguy056
    Slyguy056 Male 13-17
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    March 9, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA Jabba the Hut
  80. Profile photo of Taipan
    Taipan Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    PRAY...FOR....MOJO
  81. Profile photo of Flameguin
    Flameguin Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    haha, they can`t classify that as animal abuse unless we lock up parents for doing that to their kids first.
  82. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    How come there are 2 Europeans speaking about eating the brains. . . ?

    Anywho - that monkey needs a serious workout. Seriously.

  83. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 3:32 am
    That`s one fat monkey.
  84. Profile photo of Delizar
    Delizar Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2009 at 3:44 am
    Whoa :O
  85. Profile photo of rojodesigner
    rojodesigner Female 30-39
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    March 10, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    That is safest way to keep a monkey...too fat to run at you and rip your face off. Its a win-win.
  86. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    Woah :/ Lol. Give it a fez.
  87. Profile photo of luptonicedte
    luptonicedte Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    A spider-monkey, anyway.
  88. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
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    March 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    thats disgusting. they feed him little debbies and italian food? i bet the owners are twice as fat.
  89. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    and they let the owner keep him in that condition?! I am disgusted! Allowing your animal to get that fat is animal abuse. In Europe people get charged for that. I cant wait until they have that law in America.
  90. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    wow, that was fat. nithing like little debbie to keep your figure.
  91. Profile photo of clairesbored
    clairesbored Female 13-17
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    March 10, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    haha dratitee ha.
  92. Profile photo of names_hannah
    names_hannah Female 13-17
    60 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    walks just like a penguin.
    haha
  93. Profile photo of Xoxk9
    Xoxk9 Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 10:50 am
    *shivers* Nasty!
  94. Profile photo of xlollerskate
    xlollerskate Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    Awwww, what a cuuute little fatty! He walked like ET.

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