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Date: 03/19/09 06:49 AM

78 Responses to World War 2 As Told by 5 Year Old

  1. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    March 18, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Link: World War 2 As Told by 5 Year Old - I think my history teacher needs a look at this.
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    xtremegamer Male 13-17
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    March 19, 2009 at 8:03 am
    "Then the Egyptians all died because the sun made them too hot."

    bahahahahaah thats awesome

  3. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2009 at 8:09 am
    ...and you learn something new every day.
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    March 19, 2009 at 8:19 am
    She was bang on about everything. amazing knowledge for such a youngster!!
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    Lauraly Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 8:21 am
    I`m not at all sure what this little girl was going on and on about. Someone should get the little girl who explained Star Wars to explain WWII.
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    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 8:24 am
    This girl is so cute, but, Lauraly is cuter
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 8:31 am
    She had a majority of it right, but neglected to mention that Steve McQueen came in and saved the day by telling the German`s "Let my people go!"
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 8:35 am
    It is blatantly obvious the mother was coaching her
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    davisboy Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2009 at 8:37 am
    Is this the same little girl that did the Star Wars one about 2 years back?

    Star Wars according to a 3 year old

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    duncstar Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Guess it`s easier to make stupid people if you start them young then?
  11. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    March 19, 2009 at 9:30 am

    to: RandyTheFool>>>
    She had a majority of it right, but neglected to mention that Steve McQueen came in and saved the day by telling the German`s "Let my people go!"

    LOL, that was`nt Steve McQueen, that was Chuck Norris and his time machine.

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    Dakkar Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 9:32 am
    She was obviously recounting the North African campaign where Montgomery drove the Rommel`s Afrika Corps back into Egypt.

    Of course, Monty was quite inefficient with the whole bit, taking too much time to make sure his battle plans had no flaws. It got the job done, and it should be commended, but note note that "A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan next week." - Gen. George S. Patton

    It scares me how much my mind diverges sometimes.

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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 9:41 am
    Wow. That`s too bad about the Egyptians :( too bad they wern`t clever also.
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    gojamesgo Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 10:54 am
    OMG! THIS GIRL IS FREAKING STUPID! she totally forgot about when the jews wondered in the desert for forty years!

    kids are dumb!

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    kevinmiller0 Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 11:04 am
    Stripper in training.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Bhahahaha. Yea too bad about the Egyptians. They all died...
  17. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
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    March 19, 2009 at 11:28 am
    ...did she just mix world war II and the old testament?

    Wtf?

  18. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Awesome. I don`t need this history book anymore. I am totally ready for my History final now!
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    Codmily Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 11:35 am
    "OMG! THIS GIRL IS FREAKING STUPID! she totally forgot about when the jews wondered in the desert for forty years!

    kids are dumb!"

    She`s FIVE dratING YEARS OLD! She did a better than most kids her age. Lay off!!

  20. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 11:58 am
    I must have been sleeping in history class when they brought up the very very big four-year-old and army guys building their own houses... that must be why I did so poorly in that class. But I`m amazed her parents didn`t explain anything about Hitler`s magic rainbow unicorn. I mean, duh. Everybody knows that story.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    wait im confused did the egyptians help the germans?
  22. Profile photo of Aligirl964
    Aligirl964 Female 13-17
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    March 19, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    why are so many people saying shes a stupid kid?

    If you were five years old and someone had asked you to explain world war two, you probably would have said "What`s That?" This girl at least got some of the people in the war right

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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    awww thats so cute. she is pretty smart for her age, but who told her that the egyptians had something to do with world war two?
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    silversoul46 Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    She has a good intelligence for her age, in fact she may be smarter than other 5yr olds.
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    Youcantwin Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    Not as cute as Star Wars told by a 5 year old but still cute :)
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    akijade
    Female, 18-29, Western US
    356 Posts Thursday, March 19, 2009 11:28:42 AM
    Awesome. I don`t need this history book anymore. I am totally ready for my History final now!

    yes!!! :P

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    rockcabbage Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    i thought world war 2 was between the japs and the crab people?
  28. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
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    March 19, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    "And then they all died." Hahaha best part.
  29. Profile photo of IndysNotEmo
    IndysNotEmo Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Egyptians probably = gypsy
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    turbotong Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Is this SCARY that she reminds me of B*x*y? that one youtube girl...
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    DaniDrkHrt Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Haha, poor little girl is confusing herself.
  32. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    rename: The Exodus as of the Jews as told by a 5 year old.

    Germans/`Gyptians. Easy mistake. Hearing Jews/Germans and thinking it absolutely has to be WWII, not so easy.

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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    March 19, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    Bless her =]
    Sid she say something about the Egyptians? Or was it Gypsies? *confused*
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    and then the juice people put the germans in jail!
  35. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    she is not two years old... maybe 4
  36. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    She`s actually better than the history teacher I had as a kid. Seriously, most Norwegian people are incredibly stupid. I told a guy Obama had won the election, and he responded "Obama-who?"
    I told him it was the black guy with the big ears, and he said "Oh yeah, the new president of Africa. Of course!"
  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 19, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    > marencolleen
    > she is not two years old... maybe 4

    She`s 5... like it said in the title...

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    5405841 Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    I wasn`t aware that the Egyptians were involved in WW2. Maybe my history teachers should watch this too!
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    5405841 Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    And if this was supposed to be cute, it wasn`t.
  40. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
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    March 19, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    "And then the Egyptians... DIED... because all of the sun was making them so hot!"

    That is the most adorable little girl.

  41. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    F-

    terrible.

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    Rain7 Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    ohhh world war 3...ok, i got it now..i was like wha...the germans werent in WW3.. but its ok she changed it to the Egyptians..so it makes sense now. =)
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    x_lvlalfoy_x Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Horrible. It wasn`t cute or funny.
  44. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    My niece has an imagination like this. she once told me about the monster who lives her closet. "Hims is all hairy and blue... and hims has bloods on hims teeths. And him has six boobs!"
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    Mirokufan Male 13-17
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    March 19, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    That girl did Kittens inspired by kittens.
  46. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Those silly egyptians sitting around doing boring stuff.
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    BLUEYOSHl Male 13-17
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    March 19, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    "now the german people, they cheated and put the jewish people in jail".
    LOL kinda true but way off later on.
  48. Profile photo of 21skulls
    21skulls Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    The egyptians all died because the sun was too hot. I think i have a new Myspace quote.
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    Man, you`d think that it would be enough for the Egyptians to have their houses break once. BUT NO!!! They broke and broke and broke. Ouch.
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    Her speech actually seems unusually coordinated for a 5 year old. She`s not a history buff, but at least her English is good.
  51. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    March 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    Lol, I think that the Egyptians were supposed to be the Italians? Dunno where they come into play, lol...but Who am I to correct a 5 year old, very cool.
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    gcamaro32 Male 70 & Over
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    March 19, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    did she say, "...and the douche people..."

    ?...

  53. Profile photo of xxmiranda
    xxmiranda Female 13-17
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    March 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    I wonder if she got the Jewish people at two different times in history - during the time of Moses (hence the egyptians) and during WW2, hence the Germans...

    adorable!

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    Minicow Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 12:32 am
    "I wasn`t aware that the Egyptians were involved in WW2. Maybe my history teachers should watch this too!"

    Well, they kind of were, actually. They were a British colony at the time, so "Egypt" wasn`t a sovereign belligerent, but there was fighting in Western Egypt during the war.

    "She was obviously recounting the North African campaign where Montgomery drove the Rommel`s Afrika Corps back into Egypt."

    I think you have that just a wee bit backwards.

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    trp712 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 1:29 am
    D`Awwww, Completely and utterly wrong, but very cute.
  56. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 20, 2009 at 1:49 am
    PS for any 4Chan`ers watching this video... this is actually wrong, WW2 was not fought that way. Just in case you didn`t know...
  57. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 2:18 am
    Wow, someone really has the Exodus and WWII messed up. But since she`s only five, it`s okay. The worst thing is, once she`s older she can still watch this video and get very very embarassed.
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    orelion Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 2:35 am
    She has a better understanding of history than my former classmates!
    Very cute.
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    jamesuyt Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2009 at 2:45 am
    "Then the Egyptians died..coz..all of..the sun..was making them so hot.."

    LMAO.

    And for some reason, I am reminded of Miss South Carolina...

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    JoeYC Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 5:43 am
    this is how i leant it in school. one lesson would be about world war 2, the second would be 10,000BC about the egyptions, then suddenly we would learn about the vikins, then about the victorian times, then romans.. it gets very confusing.

    i used to think that "jesus" was born in the roman times and shakespear was born millions of years ago..
    thats how they teach it to you and it was why no one took history

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    buttersisluv Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    I wish that`s how it went.
  62. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Aww, this was cute

    Also, is she a Brit? She said "The sun was hot" with an English accent I think

    And to the dumb commenters...foolz

    Oh and, the head shaking at the beggining reminded me of Bo**y to at first

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
  64. Profile photo of clairesbored
    clairesbored Female 13-17
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    March 20, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    great job.
  65. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    yep, that pretty much sums it all up
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    Robert_D Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    She forgot the part where the french were like "bonjour"!
  67. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    y do people think this is cute? r u retarded. millions die and we jk and laugh about it when a 5 yr old gives a botched version of it. this is ridiculous and insulting and i`m not even jewish nor did i have a relatigve in the war
  68. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    Lighten up... Or are you going to have a stern talk with that young lady on her insensitivity to the jewish culture
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    no, i`m going to have a stern talk with the parent about how it is innapropriate to tell children of such horrors at such an early age. and put it on the internet so fat men in ther late 40`s can have a good laugh.
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    ok, so, let me sum this up, the Germans cheated in world war 2/3 and put the jews in jail, so a another jewish dude went to jaigle and told the jews to run, so they did. Oh, and the Egyptians did boring stuff and died because the sun was too hot, so their houses broke and army guys built clothes houses and there was a big 4 year old girl that they took care of... what war is this again?
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    you people make me sick, "that was sooooocuuutttee!" and "AWWWW" are not legitimate comments
  72. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2009 at 4:39 am
    It is a bit early to be reciting WWII. Wouldn`t suprise me if she`s had the misfortune to be born into one of those Jewish families who loves being oppressed. It`s probably just mandatory training. Now she can grow up with an irrational sense of persecution and knowing that it`s OK to bomb palestine because of the Holocaust.

    (BTW not random comments. There are quite a few Jews who think like that.)

  73. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Air, sometimes we need a little humor in the face of grave sorrow.

    AKA lighten up.

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    Youcantwin Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    xtreme dude:

    Shut up, why the hell do you care about people commenting on how cute she is?

    She is soooo cute! (by the way)

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    XxJeWFaCexX Female 13-17
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    March 22, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    TopperHey, I`m going to venture to guess that even if her parents are Jewish, they aren`t teaching her that all of the Egyptians died in WWII because it was too hot, or that a giant 4-year-old girl was raised by a militia. I`m pretty sure she`s just a 5-year-old making up a story that`s based on the only fact she`s heard about it (The Jewish people were sent to "jail" in WWII). Just like all 5-year-olds do. Calm down, my God.
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 10:54 am
    She`s stupid.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 12, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    The Douche-ish people killed all of the Egyptians in WWIII by making them listen to annoying little kids make up stupid stories based on what mommy told them to say.
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    ilikeninjas Male 13-17
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    May 10, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    hmm wow world war two was fast... well i`ll still use this for my project X-D

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