World War 2 As Told by 5 Year Old

Submitted by: primetimekin 7 years ago Misc

I think my history teacher needs a look at this.
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Male 31
hmm wow world war two was fast... well i`ll still use this for my project X-D
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Male 11,740
The Douche-ish people killed all of the Egyptians in WWIII by making them listen to annoying little kids make up stupid stories based on what mommy told them to say.
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Male 1,029
She`s stupid.
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Female 9
TopperHey, I`m going to venture to guess that even if her parents are Jewish, they aren`t teaching her that all of the Egyptians died in WWII because it was too hot, or that a giant 4-year-old girl was raised by a militia. I`m pretty sure she`s just a 5-year-old making up a story that`s based on the only fact she`s heard about it (The Jewish people were sent to "jail" in WWII). Just like all 5-year-olds do. Calm down, my God.
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Male 162
xtreme dude:

Shut up, why the hell do you care about people commenting on how cute she is?

She is soooo cute! (by the way)

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Female 15,763
Air, sometimes we need a little humor in the face of grave sorrow.

AKA lighten up.

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Male 1,929
It is a bit early to be reciting WWII. Wouldn`t suprise me if she`s had the misfortune to be born into one of those Jewish families who loves being oppressed. It`s probably just mandatory training. Now she can grow up with an irrational sense of persecution and knowing that it`s OK to bomb palestine because of the Holocaust.

(BTW not random comments. There are quite a few Jews who think like that.)

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Male 1,371
you people make me sick, "that was sooooocuuutttee!" and "AWWWW" are not legitimate comments
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Male 1,371
ok, so, let me sum this up, the Germans cheated in world war 2/3 and put the jews in jail, so a another jewish dude went to jaigle and told the jews to run, so they did. Oh, and the Egyptians did boring stuff and died because the sun was too hot, so their houses broke and army guys built clothes houses and there was a big 4 year old girl that they took care of... what war is this again?
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Male 1,089
no, i`m going to have a stern talk with the parent about how it is innapropriate to tell children of such horrors at such an early age. and put it on the internet so fat men in ther late 40`s can have a good laugh.
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Male 292
Lighten up... Or are you going to have a stern talk with that young lady on her insensitivity to the jewish culture
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Male 1,089
y do people think this is cute? r u retarded. millions die and we jk and laugh about it when a 5 yr old gives a botched version of it. this is ridiculous and insulting and i`m not even jewish nor did i have a relatigve in the war
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Male 588
She forgot the part where the french were like "bonjour"!
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Male 301
yep, that pretty much sums it all up
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Female 72
great job.
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Male 2,788
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
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Female 4,225
Aww, this was cute

Also, is she a Brit? She said "The sun was hot" with an English accent I think

And to the dumb commenters...foolz

Oh and, the head shaking at the beggining reminded me of Bo**y to at first

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Female 362
I wish that`s how it went.
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Male 721
this is how i leant it in school. one lesson would be about world war 2, the second would be 10,000BC about the egyptions, then suddenly we would learn about the vikins, then about the victorian times, then romans.. it gets very confusing.

i used to think that "jesus" was born in the roman times and shakespear was born millions of years ago..
thats how they teach it to you and it was why no one took history

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Male 680
"Then the Egyptians died..coz..all of..the sun..was making them so hot.."

LMAO.

And for some reason, I am reminded of Miss South Carolina...

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Male 9
She has a better understanding of history than my former classmates!
Very cute.
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Female 387
Wow, someone really has the Exodus and WWII messed up. But since she`s only five, it`s okay. The worst thing is, once she`s older she can still watch this video and get very very embarassed.
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Male 8,302
PS for any 4Chan`ers watching this video... this is actually wrong, WW2 was not fought that way. Just in case you didn`t know...
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Male 2,238
D`Awwww, Completely and utterly wrong, but very cute.
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Male 59
"I wasn`t aware that the Egyptians were involved in WW2. Maybe my history teachers should watch this too!"

Well, they kind of were, actually. They were a British colony at the time, so "Egypt" wasn`t a sovereign belligerent, but there was fighting in Western Egypt during the war.

"She was obviously recounting the North African campaign where Montgomery drove the Rommel`s Afrika Corps back into Egypt."

I think you have that just a wee bit backwards.

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Female 235
I wonder if she got the Jewish people at two different times in history - during the time of Moses (hence the egyptians) and during WW2, hence the Germans...

adorable!

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Male 242
did she say, "...and the douche people..."

?...

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Male 2,344
Lol, I think that the Egyptians were supposed to be the Italians? Dunno where they come into play, lol...but Who am I to correct a 5 year old, very cool.
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Male 1,666
Her speech actually seems unusually coordinated for a 5 year old. She`s not a history buff, but at least her English is good.
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Male 506
Man, you`d think that it would be enough for the Egyptians to have their houses break once. BUT NO!!! They broke and broke and broke. Ouch.
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Female 91
The egyptians all died because the sun was too hot. I think i have a new Myspace quote.
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Male 9
"now the german people, they cheated and put the jewish people in jail".
LOL kinda true but way off later on.
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Male 1,788
Those silly egyptians sitting around doing boring stuff.
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Male 77
That girl did Kittens inspired by kittens.
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Female 1,112
My niece has an imagination like this. she once told me about the monster who lives her closet. "Hims is all hairy and blue... and hims has bloods on hims teeths. And him has six boobs!"
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Female 92
Horrible. It wasn`t cute or funny.
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Male 140
ohhh world war 3...ok, i got it now..i was like wha...the germans werent in WW3.. but its ok she changed it to the Egyptians..so it makes sense now. =)
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Male 2,510
F-

terrible.

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Female 198
"And then the Egyptians... DIED... because all of the sun was making them so hot!"

That is the most adorable little girl.

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Female 527
And if this was supposed to be cute, it wasn`t.
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Female 527
I wasn`t aware that the Egyptians were involved in WW2. Maybe my history teachers should watch this too!
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Male 8,302
> marencolleen
> she is not two years old... maybe 4

She`s 5... like it said in the title...

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Male 499
She`s actually better than the history teacher I had as a kid. Seriously, most Norwegian people are incredibly stupid. I told a guy Obama had won the election, and he responded "Obama-who?"
I told him it was the black guy with the big ears, and he said "Oh yeah, the new president of Africa. Of course!"
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Female 531
she is not two years old... maybe 4
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Female 3,696
and then the juice people put the germans in jail!
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Female 1,653
Bless her =]
Sid she say something about the Egyptians? Or was it Gypsies? *confused*
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Male 1,929
rename: The Exodus as of the Jews as told by a 5 year old.

Germans/`Gyptians. Easy mistake. Hearing Jews/Germans and thinking it absolutely has to be WWII, not so easy.

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Female 212
Haha, poor little girl is confusing herself.
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Male 600
Is this SCARY that she reminds me of B*x*y? that one youtube girl...
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Male 61
Egyptians probably = gypsy
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Female 250
"And then they all died." Hahaha best part.
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Male 394
i thought world war 2 was between the japs and the crab people?
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Male 4,393
akijade
Female, 18-29, Western US
356 Posts Thursday, March 19, 2009 11:28:42 AM
Awesome. I don`t need this history book anymore. I am totally ready for my History final now!

yes!!! :P

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Male 162
Not as cute as Star Wars told by a 5 year old but still cute :)
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Female 189
She has a good intelligence for her age, in fact she may be smarter than other 5yr olds.
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Female 1,082
awww thats so cute. she is pretty smart for her age, but who told her that the egyptians had something to do with world war two?
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Female 115
why are so many people saying shes a stupid kid?

If you were five years old and someone had asked you to explain world war two, you probably would have said "What`s That?" This girl at least got some of the people in the war right

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Male 2,388
wait im confused did the egyptians help the germans?
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Female 328
I must have been sleeping in history class when they brought up the very very big four-year-old and army guys building their own houses... that must be why I did so poorly in that class. But I`m amazed her parents didn`t explain anything about Hitler`s magic rainbow unicorn. I mean, duh. Everybody knows that story.
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Female 360
"OMG! THIS GIRL IS FREAKING STUPID! she totally forgot about when the jews wondered in the desert for forty years!

kids are dumb!"

She`s FIVE dratING YEARS OLD! She did a better than most kids her age. Lay off!!

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Female 1,006
Awesome. I don`t need this history book anymore. I am totally ready for my History final now!
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Female 523
...did she just mix world war II and the old testament?

Wtf?

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Male 10,440
Bhahahaha. Yea too bad about the Egyptians. They all died...
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Male 171
Stripper in training.
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Male 107
OMG! THIS GIRL IS FREAKING STUPID! she totally forgot about when the jews wondered in the desert for forty years!

kids are dumb!

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Male 1,220
Wow. That`s too bad about the Egyptians :( too bad they wern`t clever also.
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Male 1,254
She was obviously recounting the North African campaign where Montgomery drove the Rommel`s Afrika Corps back into Egypt.

Of course, Monty was quite inefficient with the whole bit, taking too much time to make sure his battle plans had no flaws. It got the job done, and it should be commended, but note note that "A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan next week." - Gen. George S. Patton

It scares me how much my mind diverges sometimes.

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Male 4,807

to: RandyTheFool>>>
She had a majority of it right, but neglected to mention that Steve McQueen came in and saved the day by telling the German`s "Let my people go!"

LOL, that was`nt Steve McQueen, that was Chuck Norris and his time machine.

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Male 237
Guess it`s easier to make stupid people if you start them young then?
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Male 587
Is this the same little girl that did the Star Wars one about 2 years back?

Star Wars according to a 3 year old

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Male 1,931
It is blatantly obvious the mother was coaching her
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Male 817
She had a majority of it right, but neglected to mention that Steve McQueen came in and saved the day by telling the German`s "Let my people go!"
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Male 355
This girl is so cute, but, Lauraly is cuter
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Female 2,258
I`m not at all sure what this little girl was going on and on about. Someone should get the little girl who explained Star Wars to explain WWII.
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Male 4,807
She was bang on about everything. amazing knowledge for such a youngster!!
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Male 1,894
...and you learn something new every day.
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Male 97
"Then the Egyptians all died because the sun made them too hot."

bahahahahaah thats awesome

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Male 7,933
Link: World War 2 As Told by 5 Year Old [Rate Link] - I think my history teacher needs a look at this.
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