Woman Swallows Diamond Ring

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Woman swallows engagement ring in milkshake surprise.
There are 44 comments:
Female 961
wow. that sucks.
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Male 468
bring out the strainer
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Male 130
What a loser couples.
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Male 1,164
i give the relationship 2 years more
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Female 130
he had her take time off work to go to Wendy`s??
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Male 606
Bat, I`ll try to speculate up a few answers:
Probably doesn`t smell, assuming they washed it off.

Probably very, very small ones.

I don`t understand ur syntax.

Who?

Probably not. Definitely not if she takes it up the butt regularly.

I...uh...hope so?

If it`s an actual diamond ring of decent size, you would, too.

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Female 961
wow...i mean wow. how do you manage that?
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Male 4,004
Do you think the ring kinda smells?

Does it have little particles of poo imbedded between the diamonds?

Does that qualify as a pooty proposal?

Is Matt Lauer as big a douche in person?

Did it hurt coming out?

Did they get the ring professionally cleaned afterward?

Did they sift through every piece of poo to make sure it wasn`t hidden in the middle of one?

This video may not have satisfied my curiosity.

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Male 4,004
wow...just...wow
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Male 476
amazing news pick, good one corporate america
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Male 2,344
Lol, the ad...perfect. "Go for seechless" a diamond ring ad.
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Female 15,763
Did you even watch the video, Jojo?

And damn, she must be good at swallowing... pills. Yeah get your mind out of the gutter!

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Female 1,427
I wonder what that implies if the woman felt nothing going down her throat...

...And she poos it out and wears it. XD

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Male 1,788
Ya know, I really thought it was going to be a really really huge woman, and uhh...it wasn`t. Huh...
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Male 162
I always have wondered how long it takes when you eat for that food to make its way to its final destination as a dump.. Tuesday until Thursday morning.. Hmm
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Male 328
those two fat americans don`t look fat to me.
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Female 1,401
lol. fat american wolfing down their food.
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Female 289
bet that was a b!*!tch coming out...
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Female 16
He`s just like going on and on in the beginning the guy had to cut him off with "YOU WERE ANXIOUS!" haha
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Male 4,593
I bet it really was on his pecker... They just SAID it was in a milkshake. She turned on the `ol internal Hoover and sucked that baby in at 60 knots... there was no slowing down the kinetic energy.
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Female 583
Imagine she rejected him.

`Do you want the ring back?`
`Eh...keep it...`

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Female 1,963
Aww... that would kinda suck. Every time you see your engagement ring, you`re like "Yup... that was up my ass." I think guys should just stick to the traditional way.
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Female 1,653
cute idea...
poor girl though lol
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Male 603
"Would you just take off the dookie ring so my co-host could hold it? I`m kidding, she wouldn`t touch that nasty thing."
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Female 1,082
awww sucks for her
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Male 1,297
haha how do you think he tried to have sex with her the first time? lol
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Female 322
Probably because the milkshake was cold..made her mouth a bit numb...

Hehe that is cute though.

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Female 652
studder studder. jeez that was annoying. and eww, that ring was probably full of poop yuck
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Female 531
hahahaha, she had a box of fiber cereal in that one picture!!! POOOPY RING!!!!
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Female 5,222
lol thats was cute. best luck to them
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Female 1,269
dude...im trying to imagine that and how could she not feel it?!
i swallowed a penny one and felt it all the way down.
and a penny is much smaller
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Male 4,807
I wonder how old that vacuum was? Could he be charged for haveing sex with an under age vacuum???

p.s. Mr kewl should be banned.

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Male 14,331
I think we`ve got two spam bots linking this stripper jessica ya suuuree it`s revenge.
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Female 676
Stupid people are stupid.

I hate people that hide jewelry in food. It`s beyond cheesy. No pun intended.

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Male 889
please bitch, i always poo diamonds..
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Male 1,526
well drat you IAB now I`m depressed.
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Male 4,593
I say ban Mr Kewl. The ad links are getting tiresome.
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Male 1,085
Woman swallows, he shoots....
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Female 317
LOL they`re are a really cute couple though
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Male 3,014
And remember: Diamonds are forever.
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Male 387
Yeah, Mr_kewl... get a life.
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Male 387
Man, that sucks. At least he got the wedding he wanted.
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Male 4,807
Mr kewl... UR pathetic !!
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Male 21,000
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