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Date: 03/02/09 06:46 AM

44 Responses to Woman Swallows Diamond Ring

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Link: Woman Swallows Diamond Ring - Woman swallows engagement ring in milkshake surprise.
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:22 am
    Mr kewl... UR pathetic !!
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    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:23 am
    Man, that sucks. At least he got the wedding he wanted.
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    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:23 am
    Yeah, Mr_kewl... get a life.
  5. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:27 am
    And remember: Diamonds are forever.
  6. Profile photo of in2gooh
    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:27 am
    LOL they`re are a really cute couple though
  7. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:31 am
    Woman swallows, he shoots....
  8. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:43 am
    I say ban Mr Kewl. The ad links are getting tiresome.
  9. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:50 am
    well drat you IAB now I`m depressed.
  10. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:51 am
    please bitch, i always poo diamonds..
  11. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:54 am
    Stupid people are stupid.

    I hate people that hide jewelry in food. It`s beyond cheesy. No pun intended.

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:00 am
    I think we`ve got two spam bots linking this stripper jessica ya suuuree it`s revenge.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:01 am
    I wonder how old that vacuum was? Could he be charged for haveing sex with an under age vacuum???

    p.s. Mr kewl should be banned.

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    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:28 am
    dude...im trying to imagine that and how could she not feel it?!
    i swallowed a penny one and felt it all the way down.
    and a penny is much smaller
  15. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:29 am
    lol thats was cute. best luck to them
  16. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    533 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:32 am
    hahahaha, she had a box of fiber cereal in that one picture!!! POOOPY RING!!!!
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    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:41 am
    studder studder. jeez that was annoying. and eww, that ring was probably full of poop yuck
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    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:47 am
    Probably because the milkshake was cold..made her mouth a bit numb...

    Hehe that is cute though.

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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:56 am
    haha how do you think he tried to have sex with her the first time? lol
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 10:01 am
    awww sucks for her
  21. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 10:28 am
    "Would you just take off the dookie ring so my co-host could hold it? I`m kidding, she wouldn`t touch that nasty thing."
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:03 am
    cute idea...
    poor girl though lol
  23. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:05 am
    Aww... that would kinda suck. Every time you see your engagement ring, you`re like "Yup... that was up my ass." I think guys should just stick to the traditional way.
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    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Imagine she rejected him.

    `Do you want the ring back?`
    `Eh...keep it...`

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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:48 am
    I bet it really was on his pecker... They just SAID it was in a milkshake. She turned on the `ol internal Hoover and sucked that baby in at 60 knots... there was no slowing down the kinetic energy.
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    minnie00 Female 13-17
    16 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    He`s just like going on and on in the beginning the guy had to cut him off with "YOU WERE ANXIOUS!" haha
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    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    bet that was a b!*!tch coming out...
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    lol. fat american wolfing down their food.
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    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    those two fat americans don`t look fat to me.
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    peterboner Male 18-29
    162 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    I always have wondered how long it takes when you eat for that food to make its way to its final destination as a dump.. Tuesday until Thursday morning.. Hmm
  31. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    Ya know, I really thought it was going to be a really really huge woman, and uhh...it wasn`t. Huh...
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    I wonder what that implies if the woman felt nothing going down her throat...

    ...And she poos it out and wears it. XD

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Did you even watch the video, Jojo?

    And damn, she must be good at swallowing... pills. Yeah get your mind out of the gutter!

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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    Lol, the ad...perfect. "Go for seechless" a diamond ring ad.
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    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    amazing news pick, good one corporate america
  36. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    wow...just...wow
  37. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    Do you think the ring kinda smells?

    Does it have little particles of poo imbedded between the diamonds?

    Does that qualify as a pooty proposal?

    Is Matt Lauer as big a douche in person?

    Did it hurt coming out?

    Did they get the ring professionally cleaned afterward?

    Did they sift through every piece of poo to make sure it wasn`t hidden in the middle of one?

    This video may not have satisfied my curiosity.

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    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    wow...i mean wow. how do you manage that?
  39. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 1:03 am
    Bat, I`ll try to speculate up a few answers:
    Probably doesn`t smell, assuming they washed it off.

    Probably very, very small ones.

    I don`t understand ur syntax.

    Who?

    Probably not. Definitely not if she takes it up the butt regularly.

    I...uh...hope so?

    If it`s an actual diamond ring of decent size, you would, too.

  40. Profile photo of Dragynwing
    Dragynwing Female 18-29
    130 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 2:21 am
    he had her take time off work to go to Wendy`s??
  41. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 10:27 am
    i give the relationship 2 years more
  42. Profile photo of hamalina
    hamalina Male 18-29
    131 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    What a loser couples.
  43. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    472 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    bring out the strainer
  44. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    wow. that sucks.

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