Why Women Shouldnt Play Golf

Submitted by: JGESS 8 years ago in Funny

Great aim on this gal.
There are 80 comments:
Male 109
What`s next? You guy start using the word elevator and french-fries?
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Female 4,028
Is it horrible that I laughed? A lot?
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Male 2,172
It was the last female specimen of an endangered species of bird...
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Male 29
horrible accident? or GREAT AIM? lol its twitching
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Male 128
Ahahahahahahahahahah. I`m sorry. That was great.
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Male 2,049
Does that count as a birdie?
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Female 245
A man could have just as easily done that.
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Female 5,222
awww poor thing XD
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Male 299
as soon as I saw the bird, i knew what was going to happen :( Reminds me of that pitcher that killed a bird a while ago.
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Female 2,044
awwwww, poor bird.
i actually laughed, but i still felt bad xD
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Female 46
I`m actually fairly decent at golf. I did, however, inadvertently kill a lizard who had taken refuge inside the fourth hole without my knowledge. Imagine my surprise when I went to get my ball to move to the next hole and there was a bloody tail flattened onto it.
But in all fairness, it would have been whoever made that shot that got him.
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Female 495
Oh no!!!

And lionhart, keep the rubber! Its one of those amazing words that have fallen foul of americanization and I want it back in use!!

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Male 413
Women know your limits. There is some science in this vid girls (but don`t worry your pretty little heads about it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMb8Csll9...


(Flame suit on..check)

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Male 8,300
> neveryours
> You, sir, never fail to make me laugh

Thanks for the vote of appreciation, nevermine - you wouldn`t believe how many eraser blows to the head I take in the name of keeping IAB interesting...

(Her Indoors is also a member of IAB, and every time she reads a comment like that I get hit by a fast-travelling eraser from an infinite-capacity pocket of them she has)

(I used to say `rubbers` not `erasers` but for some strange reason, everyone on IAB pointed at me and giggled when I told them my wife kept hitting me in the head with flying rubbers, never worked out why...)

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Male 1,718
AWwwww poor bird. Lol that was good tho. And just watching it again and again just smacking into the bird. *Jokes*
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Male 534
On the contrary! This is even more of a reason for women to play golf!
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Male 378
He was in the line of fire...
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Male 291
"Oh, and btw, a guy would of killed the bird on purpose, since we`re grossly generalizing here.
^ True that xD
I would ************HAVE************** definitely tried to kill the bird."

Lol...me and my friends would have chased the birds trying to hit them with the club

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Male 512
Heh, that`s nothing. A friend of mine blew up a bird with a frag grenade once XD
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Female 209
gee old lads fail... golf made for the elderly man in you
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Female 209
dont u mean why women should play golf i mean who likes seaguls ne ways always walkin around tryin to steal ur food
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Male 3,755
Everyone`s seen the video when Randy Johnson made the bird `slpode, right? This video doesn`t come close.

For those that don`t know, Randy Johnson is a pitcher in Major League Baseball. Plus his name could be Horny Penis.

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Male 95
Poor birdy! :(
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Female 1,269
" "Why Women Shouldnt Play Golf"

Duuh, because you can`t fit a golf course in the kitchen! "

You, sir, never fail to make me laugh.
^^

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Female 209
wow, there`s a lot of guys standing up for girls in here. but i agree, the title sucked.
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Male 8,300
"Why Women Shouldnt Play Golf"

Duuh, because you can`t fit a golf course in the kitchen!

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Male 158
Oh my god! A poor seagull got killed. I mean obviously horrible things like this never happen in life everyday, right?
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Male 2,148
"She hit a bird!"
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"Go take a picture!"

Classic.

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Male 646
I hope she put it out of its misery if there was any.
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Male 686
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 502
"Why Women Shouldnt (sic) Play Golf" ??

Ever heard of the LPGA? I would like to see "JGESS" or whoever titled this go head to head for 18 holes against the LPGA`s crappiest player.

The video was funny.

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Male 1
Hah.. she hit a birdie.

Get it? :D

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Male 93
there is a lot of "white knights" on i-a-b today
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Male 603
Yeah, I`m being overly sensitive an everything, blah, blah, blah, but...

You guys who find joy in this are sick and I feel sorry for you. There`s not a damned thing you can say that`ll make me feel differently.

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Male 274
poor birdy
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Male 1,111
Angel Peta would probably kill the bird anyway lol and then say they "released it"
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Male 953
No loss...That was just a big rat (well with wings)
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Male 2,528
That golf ball said hoof to that damn bird!

"Dazed and Confused" fans should get that.

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Male 54
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
HEADSHOT!

plus it`s a seagulls, it probably deserved it

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Male 15,510
PETA! SOMEONE CALL PETA PLEASE!!!
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Male 619
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
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Female 147
that bird got knocked the fu-ck out!
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Female 15,763
"Very classy IAB."

You`re right, this site is known for it`s class and upstanding citizens. Oh wait, you`re thinking of i-am-classy. Wrong site.

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Male 506
"its sick and unnatural"
I agree, golf is an awful thing.
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Male 667
I think that`s a dude.
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Male 215
Teehee.
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Male 346
dude that effin sucks, thanks IAB
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Male 161
You know you could of warned me that I was about to see a seagull get killed. Very classy IAB.
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Male 1,153
its sick and unnatural
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Male 1,153
i will never understand why people like watching death
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Male 342
The other "Awww" of the day. :(
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Male 1,788
Hahaha!!
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Female 51
its a seagull I think, no one cares for them really
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Female 1,677
I don`t think I`ve ever played golf, but when I first played tennis, I hit my mom in the stomach with the racket. So maybe I should stay away from golf clubs.
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Male 7,933
"there`s a fine line between being over-sensitive and having a good reason to be offended. this title crossed that line."

.....no crossing the line would`ve been
"Who the drat let this bitch out of the kitchen?"

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Female 1,653
Poor bird.
Stupid lady.

Doesnt necessarily we all kill birds with our golfing skills.

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Male 222
Oh, and btw, a guy would of killed the bird on purpose, since we`re grossly generalizing here.

^ True that xD
I would ************HAVE************** definitely tried to kill the bird.

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Female 1,082
"Good to see that at least ONE guy has a brain."
"And almost fatally lacking a sense humour..."
there`s a fine line between being over-sensitive and having a good reason to be offended. this title crossed that line.
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Male 541
Don`t anybody rush to help it or anything...
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Female 836
Funny video, poor bird, extremely stupid title.

Oh, and btw, a guy would of killed the bird on purpose, since we`re grossly generalizing here.

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Male 38
wow thats almost as bad as when Raven Mac got his foot caught in the refrigerator!
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Male 1,270
My comment wasn`t aimed at yoimmylene...
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Male 303
""Good to see that at least ONE guy has a brain."

And almost fatally lacking a sense humour..."

Obviously you didn`t see her second post:
"...Still, it was a funny video. xD"

Funny vid though.

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Male 356
Whatever. she killed a sky rat. no big loss.
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Male 4,393
poor bird...
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Male 3,425
Yup. I was too late.
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Male 3,425
She got a birdie! And I bet that`s been said already...
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Male 54
look at it this way, at least she got a birdie on that hole
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Male 1,270
"Good to see that at least ONE guy has a brain."

And almost fatally lacking a sense humour...

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Male 3,301
Those are some evil old ladies!
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Male 2,388
ive had a golf club to the face before :D!!! I bled alot... That was a bitchin shot
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Male 2,586
The golf ball to crotch thing happened to me... standing 30 yards ahead of my mum on a golf course... was not a happy bunny!!!

haha, dead bird! :-)

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Male 438
that birds fu*ked up
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Female 40
I was expecting a golf ball to male crotch video. I`m a tad disappointed.
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Female 2,064
...Still, it was a funny video. xD
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Male 242
The real question is..."What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!"

No seriously though, seagulls are just rats with wings...we could use more women like that takin` those bastards out on the weekends.

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Female 2,064
Good to see that at least ONE guy has a brain.
vvv
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Male 3,014
Right, because the fail of one woman means that the entire gender should be banned from the sport.

<rolleyes>

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Male 438
Gentelmen
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Ladies
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Male 431
Link: Why Women Shouldnt Play Golf [Rate Link] - Great aim on this gal.
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