Why Men Should Rethink Drinking Beer [Pic]

Submitted by: Codmily 8 years ago in Funny

A recent study on men and beer gives results proving that male beer drinkers slowly develop into women.
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Male 1,403
perfect
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Male 44
LOL.. all the guys would find this funny haha
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Female 92
ha!
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Male 155

"Maybe they were just drunk......Ya think?"
thats the joke
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Male 5,189
LOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

I have never exhibited any of these thankfully. I drink once every blue moon and when I`m smashed. I just smile haha. Lucky meeee.

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Female 961
Seriously????!!. WTF. They were drunk, not woman. eff you all
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Female 244
Maybe they were just drunk......Ya think?
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Male 395
are you serious?
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Female 195
well i`m female but i LOL`d
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Male 250
owned
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Male 362
Sanity4Sale:

I believe you`re wrong, because having as much sex as possible and spreading your manly genes is pretty much your sole existence. Don`t even bother talking to those cold vaginas with their boobs turned upright, all they`ll do is complain.

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Female 44
Slayer50515:
While I do agree that a woman with an extreme way of thinking is just as bad as a chauvanist with an extreme way of thinking, and I agree that this is a joke and SHOULD be taken lightly, I don`t agree with something you said.
"I`m guessing you have an extremely bad taste in men, and have bean raped/abused/used. We dont care, it was your fault to get into a destructive relationship and not get out. I`m usually nice, but I dont let people act so blindly stupid."
Sorry, but this was just cruel. I have been raped by a stranger, and I have been in an abusive relationship (family). It wasn`t my fault, I was a child both times. Please don`t assume that just because one woman is a feminazi that it`s okay to basically say that it`s a womans fault for being abused. Obviously if she`s damaged by a relationship you`re not helping matters by antagonizing and responding to such a comment with more attacks.
Sorry. "I`m usually nice, but I don`t let people act s
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Male 988
If anyone else acts like the two posters below, then take a look at yourself. you are EXACTLY what you hate, is your post NOT abusing other users? Are you not harassing us sexually via the Internet?


@clairesbored
Your worse than almost any man.
With that kind of attitude, I`m sure you`d wish anyone dead (or the entire world).

Also, assuming that all men want to just get laid is more offensive than any of the stereotyping in this article/post.


@falloutchik
What the hell? Your like claire, assuming that all men want is sex, that we all dont care about hygiene, that we all cheat, that were all abusive, that were all are smelly etc.

I`m guessing you have an extremely bad taste in men, and have bean raped/abused/used. We dont care, it was your fault to get into a destructive relationship and not get out. I`m usually nice, but I dont let people act so blindly stupid.

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Female 4
oh my gosh! This totally cracked me up, lol ^_^
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Male 84
@clairesbored
Your argument is invalid because your post is equally offensive by assuming all men want to do is get laid etc etc

Not worth my time etc

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Male 107
@clairesbored:

Blah, blah, PC, blah, blah, I have no sense of humor, blah blah

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Male 384
Expect whining females.
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Male 190
good comment clairesbored, cuz all men want to do ever is get laid...
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Female 72
very offensive. i hope any man who thought this was funny never gets laid.
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Male 274
lol very funny
and even if it were true it wouldnt make me stop drinking
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Male 2
my god falloutchik i think we can all tell youv been in a pooty relationship but jesus christ dont become a sexist its just a joke you dont need to get all pms-y about it 0.o
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Male 328
this poster just owned half the worlds population
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Male 167
haha
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Male 33
hey falloutchik - If britney spears has taught me nothing else (incidently, she hasn`t... she`s a woman..), men are womanisers.

stereotypes wouldn`t exist if on the whole they were true.

QED

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Male 742
Whoah fallout,you need to calm the F*ck down,man
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Male 449
Right-Click -> Set as background.
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Female 78
where`s the article about women who turn into self serving pricks who need viagra just to keep from coming after 15 seconds of light touch, can`t stay aroused, cheat, become abusive "showerbags" who hurt and rape weaker women and children, who speed and get in the most serious accidents, get even fatter, grow hair in all the most disgusting places, smell bad, neglect their hygiene, and then boast and joke like they`re the superior sex?
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Female 362
XD

Cute.

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Male 313
april fools day is starting early this year i see
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Male 394
instaint favorite :D
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Male 564
Hahaha, that was awesome.
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Male 98
Epic repost. This crap came out back in like, 2006. Its not even real, you stupid prunes. Someone just took a picture of a guy drinking beer, photoshopped a hat like that onto his head, and then made it look like a newspaper article.
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Male 3,431
ROFL!
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Female 4
I`m just wondering... "Couldn`t perform sexually?"
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Male 34
hahaha thats gold!! everybloke for the first part of the article was probly nearly in tears!! haha then it all went away at the end!! good ol laugh at women!!
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Male 231
It`s an old email "Fwd" some zero tried to make look like a newspaper article. No dateline, no byline.
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Female 2,027
made me lol
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Male 2,238
I thought it was legit, right up until it said, "couldn`t drive."
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Female 779
Rofl, that is terrible! XD
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Male 891
i lol`d.

and i get the feeling that Joeyroey didn`t read read the whole article before he posted.

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Male 615
I lol`d. I`ll admit it. Seen it before, though.
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Male 70
"the presence of female hormones in beer" Bullpoo.
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Male 70
Probably fake, no newspaper would write that unless it was an inside joke from one of the writers or something
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Male 197
thats a lol
real?
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Male 1,164
hmmm *puts down beer* *picks up c.ocktail book*
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Male 339
lol... So the conclusion is that all women are drunk? Or a man drunk off his ass is as capable as a woman?
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Female 1,082
im offended
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Male 413
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOVE IT!!
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Male 2,748
ok, thats freakin hilarious, and another reason i don`t drink
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Male 2,788
THIS IS BRILLIANT!
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Male 650
lol, who knew that woman stereotypes fit drunkenness perfectly?
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Male 362
Bloody brilliant!
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Male 988
@Britz14
its a wide generalization, but its rather funny.
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Male 323
hah
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Male 4,012
"no further testing is planned"

someone should.

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Female 1,401
hey! i only hit a curb once!
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Male 612
haha...female stereotypes...of course!!!
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Female 83
sexist stupidity. dont have a cow, 2extreme.
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Male 488
hah
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Male 721
drinking a few beers while reading this... i got worrided, but now it makes so much sence! and forgot what i was suppose to say next.
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Male 3
HAHAHA quite funny...

Notice you can tell which girls need to let their hair down by their reaction to this. Some take offence and dish out a sly, sarcastic comment, others laugh it up because it is just a stereotypical joke trying to A) make men laugh and B) wind women up... :D

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Female 662
That was hilarious.
And that guys hat is badass.
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Male 271
See, I was expecting an actual serious article, and I was worried. Then I read it, laughed for a good minute, and moved on.
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Female 4,028
Bahaha!

And that man`s hair perplexes me...

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Female 335
i lol`d
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Female 2,289
Sexist but it made me a my mom laugh.
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Male 4,164
could that be where beer guts come from?
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Male 842
PS-LadyMorgue: Your post was priceless. X-D
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Male 842
I know this post is sexist and rude, but I literally laughed for 5 minutes straight. That was hilarious.
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Male 176
I REALLY hated it.
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Male 176
That was both sexist and unfunny. I hated it.
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Male 138
That was funny. I also almost passed this up. It does make each sex more like the other. I never noticed that!
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Male 215
Couldn`t perform sexually? I guess beer doesn`t turn men into DRUNK women then.
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Male 265
LOL and to think i almost passed this post by
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Male 156
Isn`t there some truth to this though? The more you drink, it does weird stuff to women and mens brains making them more like the other? Oh, and they become infants again.
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Male 524
lol, that`s pretty good.
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Female 275
Man, at least make your misogyny funny.
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Male 276
ROFLMAO
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Male 337
roflmfao.... and only after 6 pints
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Female 688
LMAOOO.
mega lulz.
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Female 2,064
overly emotional. hahaha, that`s so me.
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Female 63
so true
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Male 341
I know some good women drivers..... Oh wait never mind
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Female 175
funny, but not ALL women are bad drivers.. heh... maybe only 90%... lol
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Male 3,255
Hah, that was awesome. Silly drunks.
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Male 1,140
that was brilliant
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Male 1,204
Does atlacatl know what a joke is, or is his sarcasm being lost through the text of the internet? who knows.


hahahaha pisses him off. which he can do standing up. hahahaha

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Male 1,718
lolol its good, It does have some effect tho. Like drinking beer gives you boobs (literally) also if woman regularly drink beer a lot, their facial hair grows more quickly (women with beards)
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Male 1,704
lol quality article and caption.
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Female 531
yeah maromi and i`m sure the same could be said about you...
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Female 70
this is one of the funnier things i`ve seen on this site
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Male 1,182
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM PRINTING THIS OUT SOOOOO GOOD.
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Female 167
Stick it up your ass, argon8.
It`s not the girls` faults you can`t get laid.
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Male 27
lolololol
roflmao
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Female 67
lolwut?
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Female 1,095
They don`t need beer to not be able to perform sexually...just saying.
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Male 2,388
funny but they were probably pissed lol good joke i alm0st believed it
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Male 60
talked excessively without making sense, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. Definitely symptoms of turning into a woman.
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Female 99
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Female 99
lol i love how everyone is getting so pissed. that was hilarious! XD
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Female 406
*eye roll*
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Female 531
uh what, can`t perform sexually?
I think this just pissed me off.
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Female 34
Camelnoise and gojamesgo, I`m pretty sure y`all need to check YOUR facts because it`s definitely males who pay more, at least the ones under 25.
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Male 2,076
atlatctl...is hilarious.
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Female 4,039
YAY BEER! That`s funny :)
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Male 222
I LOLED
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Male 795
ouch....
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Male 3,819
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Female 1,677
Hardy har.
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Male 1,270
"Couldn`t perform sexually? HA!
I find I perform better when I`m actually drunk."

Well, I guess we all need something to hold back the tears...

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Male 1,550
ROFL
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Male 1,468
Mmm, feminists vs.... anyone who has a penis, basically.

I support women`s rights, but some girls.... Just.. Ugh.

They think everything is sexist, discrimination, etc. It pisses me off.


... Which I do standing up. :D

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Male 107
francakes,

no. it`s women, it`s always been women. always.

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Male 260
Francakes,

You go tthat backwards. Women have higher insurance premius. lol. get your facts straight

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Male 56
well done ozzy... its being drunk yeah, but its everything that women do while sober...
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Male 4,793
lawl, i hate beer, hate hate hate it. im a vodka person...no no, im an anything-but-beer person.
and im still hungover from last night...and my throat hurts from throwing up like 17 times. now imma go drink some milk yay me.
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Female 157
Last time I checked, it was men who sucked at driving...Check your insurance premiums.
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Male 1,765
Oh, snap! Hahahaha.
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Male 2
wow... its called having pints in under an hour. good job scientists, you officially discovered the ancient art of being drunk.
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Female 250
-.- Well if makes you people laugh then whatever.
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Male 38
lol, this is a definate favourite.
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Male 260
haha suck it women!

No seriously. Suck it.

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Female 1,427
They forgot the breast growth.

I`ve seen one too many beer drinkers with man-titties. XD

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Male 260
Atlcatl:

The fact that you dont get that article was satire

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Female 9,561
lolz, I always noticed drinkers were kind of girly...
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Male 1,178
that is epic...
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Male 5,314
WIN
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Female 5,139
lol...
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Male 269
oooooold
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Male 342
davymid:

not yet

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Male 342
camelnoise

Hmmm... Don`t see where you`re basing that off. Did I misspell words horribly? Was the explanation far fetched? Or was the fact that I`m bored and felt like saying that anyways too much of a concept for you to grasp?

*shrugs*

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Male 12,138
atlacatl, are you drunk?
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Female 414
Hehehehe.. silly people
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Male 260
atlacatl:

How retarded are you?

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Female 1,653
Funny.
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Male 1,254
This article is made of win! Good stuff indeed.
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Male 342
This is definitely flawed... The study doesn`t doesn`t explain whether the effects were longterm as it only suggest that they were observed after the hour. Now I`m no expert but drinking alcohol affects your amygdala and your prefrontal cortex. The amydala is theorized to be associated with emotions while the prefrontal cortex is associated with cognition, inhibition, and proper social behaviors. I`m sure that explains all except the sitting down in the toilet to urinate but if you ask me drinking that much alcohol also makes your lose your motor senses and you might want to sit down to pee? Just a guess lol
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Male 284
"Fed six pints of beer"
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Female 525
Couldn`t perform sexually? HA!
I find I perform better when I`m actually drunk.
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Female 5,139
"couldn`t perform sexually"


GAH thats the only one that bugged me, speak for yourself guys.

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Male 100
i lol`d pretty hard
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Male 96
That`s just flippin` awesome.
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Male 1,360
old but funny.
Sarah funny you ask...
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Male 29
the results are because the guys are drating drunk
look at the amount they served them
a pint is 2 cups BTW
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Male 2,395
i lol`d when it said `can`t drive` xD
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Male 265
I saw this process in action at the party I was at last night. lol
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Female 495
haha

Is this shopped? I`m not an expert on spotting shopped things, I only ask because I can imagine this being a real April Fool`s article.

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Male 78
i lol`d
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Female 1,001
"that`s why i`m strictly a wine or martini drinker"

Sounds like you had too much beer already...

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Female 652
lol
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Male 492
that`s why i`m strictly a wine or martini drinker
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Female 1,516
LoL! Roostery! I was trying to say c.o.c.k.y.

It`s not a bad word.

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Female 1,516
That`s interesting... because drinking too much beer seems to turn me into a man. I get way too roostery for my own good, start being loud and obnoxious, I act like an idiot to impress my friends, I miss the toilet completely and leave it for someone else to clean up, and hit on people with no regards as to how my fiance feels. Weird.
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Male 2,159
lol!

Is that why men at alcoholic groups cry and hug eachother, despite barely knowing eachother, as well?

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Male 814
oh dang....ok, sticking to rum now. tx iab!
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Male 1,894
hahahahahahaha
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Male 338
lol thats funny.
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Male 1,153
ahahahaha!
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Female 360
Link: Why Men Should Rethink Drinking Beer [Pic] [Rate Link] - A recent study on men and beer gives results proving that male beer drinkers slowly develop into women.
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