Vampire Skull Found

Submitted by: wkdrake 8 years ago in Weird

Dating back to the Middle Ages, this Vampire Skull was found with a brick in its mouth. Not real, but still interesting.
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Female 44
where was the fangs???
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Female 961
Yea, that was too exciting- I was hoping to se triangular teeth or something
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Male 2,796
Wow, people back then were just as superstitious as modern day religious wackos.
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Female 710
How is that a vampire.
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Female 57
yawn
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Male 199
I thought it was going to have fangs or something... I`m disappointed
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Male 323
im sorry i thought this would have been cool er something. way to fail iab way toooo fail....
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Male 596
i can put something else in that mouth.....
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Female 1,653
urrrr...
If it`s strong enough to crawl out of the grave and go feed, surely it can reach up and remove a freaking brick from it`s mouth?
Or did they have heavier bricks in the middle ages?
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Male 1,164
*dissapointed sigh* and here was me wondering if there truelly could be something awesome staring back at me from the darkness
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Female 688
BOH-RING.
didnt even have fangs.
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Male 807
Brick in mouth=vampire.

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Male 807
So it wasn`t really a vampire skull...
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Female 5,139
sandra bullock**


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Female 5,139
"that news women is pretty hot."

lol..she looks like sanda bullock xD

anyways, when i saw this i thought the skull would have pointed teeth or something, i got all excited at the thought that vampires could be real :O....but no..
stoopid title..

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Male 2,388
lols im glad they didnt have ufo hoaxes like crop circles back then we`d all be wearing foil;l hats hats and clenching our but cheeks in superstition
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Male 2,510
that news women is pretty hot.
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Male 2,125
"Big Meh... decapitate any lawyer and you find a vampire skull, they`re not that rare."

I thought lawyers were devils...but I guess evil bloodsucking creature works too...

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Male 155
They took the head off, put it between the legs. Brick in the mouth. and spitting it out would be too hard since they would have soil poured ontop so open mouth, soil comes in.
It was also believed that if they did that they would stop the chewing dead. stop them eating the corpses nearby
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Male 414
I wonder if the same principle could be applied to fat people to stop them eating doughnuts
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Male 8,302
Big Meh... decapitate any lawyer and you find a vampire skull, they`re not that rare.
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Male 4,547
Because vampires couldn`t use their hands to remove the brick....
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Female 328
That`s just silly, what`s gonna stop a vampire from going "Oh, a brick... *ptooey*" and going on their merry way? Stupid medieval people.
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Male 135
twilight was just a book....*inside joke, go to Arkansas to find out more*
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Female 68
"who cares if some younger girls fall in love with a character from a book? does that seriously have that big of an impact in your life that you want to stick a brick in their mouth?"

Yes.

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Male 203
"Dance4life, I have something for your mouth that ryhmes with brick." haha ZING!
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Male 1,108
Dance4life, I have something for your mouth that ryhmes with brick.
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Female 735
dance4life:

YES, IT DOES. DO YOU GO OUT IN PUBLIC? EVER? ITS ALL THEY FRIGGEN TALK ABOUT! `OOOOOOH EDWARD!`

MORE LIKE `EWWWWWWWW EDWARD!`

hahaha...

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Male 1,002
Female vampires that eat other plague corpses after death so that they can come back to life and spread more plague.... Someone call George A Romero, stat!!
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Male 8,302
> dragonshadoz
> I see we haven`t progressed too much though

What are you talking about? Thanks to electricity, the interwebz and Chuck Norris, we can be silly 100x as fast these days as we used to be able.

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Female 1,142
I would like to stick bricks in people`s mouths also. Not `cause they like Twilight, but because it sounds funny and spontaneous.
I do not discriminate. `-`
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Female 72
i was hoping for fangs.
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Female 209
"gah, I want to do that to all the little girls that are in love with vampires cause twilight.
EAT THE BRICK, EAT IT!"
who cares if some younger girls fall in love with a character from a book? does that seriously have that big of an impact in your life that you want to stick a brick in their mouth?
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Male 4,793
that was slightly less interesting than i expected.
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Female 4,028
I just saw this on the news. Our ancestors sure are silly. I see we haven`t progressed too much though...
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Male 254
i partially agree with pabasa, i feel it had alot more to do with a lack of knowledge on diseases than religion.
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Female 1,095
anticlimactic.
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Male 9,306
Are you sure Pabasa? There isn`t anything related between vampires and Satan in old texts and exaggerations? O_o
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Male 4,012
"See this is what happens when religion rules everything around a country and other thoughts are completely shunned."

"gah, I want to do that to all the little girls that are in love with vampires cause twilight."

I think this issue is pretty much religion-less.

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Male 9,306
See this is what happens when religion rules everything around a country and other thoughts are completely shunned. You get this, brick-tarts for the dead.
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Male 251
They found my ex! And they took the brick out!!!!!!
<runs and hides>
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Male 897
That explains why grandpa put a brick in grandma`s mouth. ..but why did he do it before she died?
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Male 9,306
"Related: Ornery owl attacks skiers in Maine"

HOW IS THIS RELATED!?

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Female 741
gah, I want to do that to all the little girls that are in love with vampires cause twilight.

EAT THE BRICK, EAT IT!

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Male 1,108
Brill, just picturing the vampire waking up.
"Hmmm feeling a bit hungry."
"oh no what`s this?!? a brick in my mouth! WTF?!"
"Guess i`ll have to starve"
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Female 1,436
Where the hell were the facts? Why did they consider her a vampire? Because she was a woman?

"Oh no!!!!!!! Burn her at the stake! What that doesn`t work - well drive a piece of wood into her heart!"

Ignorance is bliss.

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Male 3,014
"Not real, but still interesting."

Unfortunately, this statement contradicts the following axiom when it comes to discovery, scientific or otherwise.

not real --> not interesting

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Male 1,220
Wait...females aren`t vampires? O_o?
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Female 107
That was kinda disappointing..I wanted to see fangs..
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Female 346
This Dark ages logic does not compute.
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Male 773
what made it vampirey?
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Male 1,091
What, no vampire teeth? meh...
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Male 1,788
Oh, well, now I know how to keep my vampire friends from feeding on me.
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Male 552
that was almost cool
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Female 15,763
Dear Science,
Thanks for being around and more developed than you were in the past. You sure helped women a lot! Minorities too. Thank you!

-Opie

Oh and Taz, I think maybe you`re looking for i-am-productive. You see, you`re on i-am-bored.

Don`t feel bad, it`s an easy mistake.

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Male 189
i`ll be expecting my 49 seconds back..........
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Male 78
Link: Vampire Skull Found [Rate Link] - Dating back to the Middle Ages, this Vampire Skull was found with a brick in its mouth. Not real, but still interesting.
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