Turtle Gets Busy With Shoe

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Shoe love.
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Male 275
awww, removed
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Male 20
you guys do realize that mammals are the only ones who engage in sex like that right?
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Male 10
Is his thing on his tail??????
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Male 10
So that is how TNMT does it...
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Male 255
Now THAT is what i call a foot fetish ;D
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Male 74
this was on best week ever.
rawr
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Male 175
Eeehh! Eeehh! Eeeehh... eh...
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Female 265
Lmfao! My turtle fans his penis in his pond but he`s never humped a shoe!
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Female 46
Shoe abuse!
Turtle needs therapy.
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Female 244
It took me a second to realize that when they zoomed in, that was NOT just it`s foot tapping. DX
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Male 19
I can`t tell if that is cute or not.
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Female 9,402
that made me lol
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Female 654
IS THAT THE SHOE OR THE TURTLE MAKING THAT SQUEAKY NOISE?

Hahaha

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Male 55
Girls found it cute... that will happen again when you`ll have 70 or 75 years.
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Male 72
he must be really lonely :(
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Female 859
:-\ I just saw turtle wang...
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Female 63
foot fetish much XD
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Female 165
That was oddly cute. The little moans, I mean. Otherwise, I never really wanted to see a turtle screw a shoe.
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Female 1,436
lol that was so freaking cute!

So, now I have this strange interest in seeing _Perfection_ do it. . . ahahahaha!

That may have been a little strange to watch but I LOVED the face and the cute little squeaky noise! I NEVER stopped laughing!

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Female 68
That is the weirdest thing I have heard all day. turtles moan who would of thunk it?
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Male 242
Turtle moans...interesting...

seriously though...that little guy had a serious rager for that all terrain beauty.

side thought: the things youtube has been reduced too is equally disturbing.

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Male 612
and I now need a turtle
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Male 619
You do realize that somewhere out there, in the vast expanse we call the internet, there is a person for whom this is a fetish.
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Female 5,222
porno in half shell.. TURTLE POWER!! XD
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Male 243
lol nsfw? jk

but that was the strangest thing ive seen this whole day... thanks i-a-b...

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Female 9
thats probably the weirdest thing ive ever seen....ever lol
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Male 98
Must be that rough leather texture. Turtles squeak for that by name.
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Male 468
i think turtle porn is a first on I-A-B
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Male 309
its not really G rated, thats not his leg stickin out down there. pretty funny how it just quite doesnt reach though
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Female 28
Oh man. G rated turtle pron. xD
His little noises made me laugh.
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Female 51
I really think they should get him a girl turtle really soon, before the nicer shoes get it.
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Male 3,014
By the way, I couldn`t help noticing that the "first post" hasn`t been deleted yet. :/
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Female 209
ahahah love its little moans ahahaha desturbing but funny
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Male 1,627
why is my shoe so sticky?
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Male 394
phht.. why isent my turttle that badass
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Female 316
that was the cutest thing i have ever seen that would be considered perverted if a different creature (i.e.: human) were to do...

it was the most adorable and kinky video i will see all week and i will `favorite` it for it.

"EH! EH!"

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Female 109
I`m not the only one who thought that was insanely adorable, am I? XD
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Male 9,306
Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! XD

Sex is an utter joke, no exceptions! XD

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Female 1,306
and then he kissed her goodnight. mwah.
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Female 1,212
`Two words: "Foot fetish" `

That`s what I was thinking! That shoe will never be the same.

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Female 965
This is so weird, we were just talking about turtle sex in Biology today. DX
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Male 2,199
is that turtle really making that sound? sounds like yoshi or something... lol
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Male 626
Two words: "Foot fetish"
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Female 1,095
It`s so cute
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Male 29
Same noise and sex face i make! lol
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Female 1,653
I loved the sound effects XD
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Male 430
Didn`t know turtles made sounds. This is so damn funny :D
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Female 5,139
"OMG the turtle is humping your shoe!! Quick dude, get over there and get it off him!! Quick run!! On second thoughts make a sandwich and have a beer first, you`ll still make it to the shoe in time..."

xD LMAO
oh lawd...this video and the whole thread made my day... xD

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Female 5,139
lol..d`awww "eeeeee!"

"Shoe love."

made me laugh so hard before id even clicked play xD

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Male 606
Agree with Ky. I never heard them make any noise before. O_o
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Male 74
i was unaware turtles even had vocal chords...i guess they use them when they really need to
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Male 307
Thats not a turtle, its Ron Jeremy. He`s getting kinda old.
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Male 17,512
Turtle love looks really awkward and the grunts were over the top.. lol.
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Male 210
the little noise he was making was cute!
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Female 4,039
I made this a favorite. Is that weird?
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Male 342
why did he have to zoom in on the dick like that? xD
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Male 1,244
It was the turtle wax...
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Male 28
omg! ...that was funny up untill you could see the turtles dick lol
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Male 207
I hear you liek mudkips?
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Male 3,014
I`d probably describe this as the "awwtf of the day".
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Male 9,306
Huh, and here I was thinking I`d never know what a turtle`s dick looked like.
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Male 3,014
So that`s what a turtle`s penis looks like...

O_o

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Male 17
Thats a weird rhape... I can hear the turtle moaning!
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Male 889
no sauce???
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Female 652
lol omg
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Female 1,299
Rofl, he really likes his shoes xD
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Male 1,153
ahahahaha.
nsfw. lol
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Male 1,136
lolz turtle pornz
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Male 26
hahaha GO LITTLE BUDDY!!!!
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Female 713
The noises it was making was cute and eerie at the same time!
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Male 2,720
That`s going to produce some crazy looking babies. Like a little polyurethane turtle with laces, or whatever.
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Male 295
This creeps me out to no end...
I can`t believe I just watched a turtle porno
But those noises were hilarious.
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Female 346
XD his humping sounds were adorable!!!
Towards the middle he`s like, "No, my shoe my shoe bitch!"
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Female 108
d3xy, I know what you mean! They were cute but I feel like a real creep watching turtle porn lmao
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Female 546
I can`t believe I just watched turtle porn
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Male 621
Wow... Just wow.
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Female 179
I feel like I just watched something I shouldn`t have.
His grunts were adorable, but the fact that I just said a turtles sex noises were cute kind of weirds me out.
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Female 69
awww..his attempt at humping a shoe..
and the little pigmy sounds he makes are just so cute, that your forget your watching turtle porn
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Male 516
Rule 34...back in action.

This has to be one of the greatest things I have ever seen!

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Female 4,028
Probably the cutest "sex grunts" I will ever hear.
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Female 779
Well that was something new...
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Female 360
I love how towards the ends his grunts sound like sighs of relief... then he just gives up and falls over.
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Female 15,763
Oh holy f*ck in a bucket, that`s the cutest sex attempt I think I`ll ever see...
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Female 136
I was laughing so hard my ears got all hot and red and I couldn`t breath.
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Female 961
aw, it sounds like one of those squeaky toys.
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Female 4,447
Aw, that was so funny.
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Male 8,302
OMG the turtle is humping your shoe!! Quick dude, get over there and get it off him!! Quick run!! On second thoughts make a sandwich and have a beer first, you`ll still make it to the shoe in time...
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Male 629
I don`t think that`s a penis, I think that`s the tail.
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Female 1,677
Can you imagine living in a time where it wasn`t possible to watch a turtle drat a shoe right in your own home? I sure can`t.

Also turtles make me think of creepy old men, but his little noises made up for that. Heehee.

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Female 67
Lol that was cute, funny, awesome and disturbing (holy creepy turtle penis) all at the same time.
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Female 188
LOL!!!

Turtles have urges too...

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Male 1,788
Hey thats what I sound like during sex too! And I make that same face :O
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Female 152
He is trying so hard! Oh damn... my side hurts XD That was classic.
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Female 254
Can`t he feel that it`s NOT WORKING?
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Male 674
Thats the sound turtles make!? Holy crap, that is cuter than a kitten and a rabbit cuddling....
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Female 1,082
haha his penis looks funny. cutest/funniest noise ive ever heard!
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Female 143
Ahahaah..it made noises! ^_^
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Female 7
Awh so cute!
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Female 54
omg. the sound is so funny. my tummy hurts from laughing so hard!
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Male 897
lol first
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Male 19,865
Link: Turtle Gets Busy With Shoe [Rate Link] - Shoe love.
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