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Category: Funny
Date: 03/08/09 09:21 PM

101 Responses to Turtle Gets Busy With Shoe

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18843 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    Link: Turtle Gets Busy With Shoe - Shoe love.
  2. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    lol first
  3. Profile photo of bellavia343
    bellavia343 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    omg. the sound is so funny. my tummy hurts from laughing so hard!
  4. Profile photo of Schrei
    Schrei Female 13-17
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    Awh so cute!
  5. Profile photo of Cybelwin
    Cybelwin Female 13-17
    143 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    Ahahaah..it made noises! ^_^
  6. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    haha his penis looks funny. cutest/funniest noise ive ever heard!
  7. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    Thats the sound turtles make!? Holy crap, that is cuter than a kitten and a rabbit cuddling....
  8. Profile photo of Anyalazagna
    Anyalazagna Female 18-29
    254 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    Can`t he feel that it`s NOT WORKING?
  9. Profile photo of SharayaAnne
    SharayaAnne Female 18-29
    152 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    He is trying so hard! Oh damn... my side hurts XD That was classic.
  10. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    Hey thats what I sound like during sex too! And I make that same face :O
  11. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    LOL!!!

    Turtles have urges too...

  12. Profile photo of jumper4saken
    jumper4saken Female 18-29
    67 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Lol that was cute, funny, awesome and disturbing (holy creepy turtle penis) all at the same time.
  13. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    Can you imagine living in a time where it wasn`t possible to watch a turtle drat a shoe right in your own home? I sure can`t.

    Also turtles make me think of creepy old men, but his little noises made up for that. Heehee.

  14. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
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    March 8, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    I don`t think that`s a penis, I think that`s the tail.
  15. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    OMG the turtle is humping your shoe!! Quick dude, get over there and get it off him!! Quick run!! On second thoughts make a sandwich and have a beer first, you`ll still make it to the shoe in time...
  16. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    Aw, that was so funny.
  17. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    aw, it sounds like one of those squeaky toys.
  18. Profile photo of SillyBella
    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    I was laughing so hard my ears got all hot and red and I couldn`t breath.
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    Oh holy f*ck in a bucket, that`s the cutest sex attempt I think I`ll ever see...
  20. Profile photo of Codmily
    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    I love how towards the ends his grunts sound like sighs of relief... then he just gives up and falls over.
  21. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 11:29 pm
    Well that was something new...
  22. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    Probably the cutest "sex grunts" I will ever hear.
  23. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:26 am
    Rule 34...back in action.

    This has to be one of the greatest things I have ever seen!

  24. Profile photo of kinkkitty620
    kinkkitty620 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:44 am
    awww..his attempt at humping a shoe..
    and the little pigmy sounds he makes are just so cute, that your forget your watching turtle porn
  25. Profile photo of d3xy
    d3xy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 2:14 am
    I feel like I just watched something I shouldn`t have.
    His grunts were adorable, but the fact that I just said a turtles sex noises were cute kind of weirds me out.
  26. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 2:38 am
    Wow... Just wow.
  27. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 2:51 am
    I can`t believe I just watched turtle porn
  28. Profile photo of anaesthes1a
    anaesthes1a Female 18-29
    108 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:12 am
    d3xy, I know what you mean! They were cute but I feel like a real creep watching turtle porn lmao
  29. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:37 am
    XD his humping sounds were adorable!!!
    Towards the middle he`s like, "No, my shoe my shoe bitch!"
  30. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:40 am
    This creeps me out to no end...
    I can`t believe I just watched a turtle porno
    But those noises were hilarious.
  31. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:53 am
    That`s going to produce some crazy looking babies. Like a little polyurethane turtle with laces, or whatever.
  32. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:54 am
    The noises it was making was cute and eerie at the same time!
  33. Profile photo of Gr1mCalavera
    Gr1mCalavera Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:54 am
    hahaha GO LITTLE BUDDY!!!!
  34. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:56 am
    lolz turtle pornz
  35. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 5:47 am
    ahahahaha.
    nsfw. lol
  36. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 5:52 am
    Rofl, he really likes his shoes xD
  37. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:00 am
    lol omg
  38. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:27 am
    no sauce???
  39. Profile photo of XVectorX
    XVectorX Male 13-17
    17 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:35 am
    Thats a weird rhape... I can hear the turtle moaning!
  40. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 6:48 am
    So that`s what a turtle`s penis looks like...

    O_o

  41. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:48 am
    Huh, and here I was thinking I`d never know what a turtle`s dick looked like.
  42. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:00 am
    I`d probably describe this as the "awwtf of the day".
  43. Profile photo of bingo5765
    bingo5765 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:04 am
    I hear you liek mudkips?
  44. Profile photo of CowbellPanda
    CowbellPanda Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:16 am
    omg! ...that was funny up untill you could see the turtles dick lol
  45. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:29 am
    It was the turtle wax...
  46. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:31 am
    why did he have to zoom in on the dick like that? xD
  47. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:36 am
    I made this a favorite. Is that weird?
  48. Profile photo of alphanoninc
    alphanoninc Male 70 & Over
    210 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:58 am
    the little noise he was making was cute!
  49. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 8:05 am
    Turtle love looks really awkward and the grunts were over the top.. lol.
  50. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 8:50 am
    Thats not a turtle, its Ron Jeremy. He`s getting kinda old.
  51. Profile photo of Kyhole
    Kyhole Male 13-17
    74 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 8:57 am
    i was unaware turtles even had vocal chords...i guess they use them when they really need to
  52. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 9:00 am
    Agree with Ky. I never heard them make any noise before. O_o
  53. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 9:29 am
    lol..d`awww "eeeeee!"

    "Shoe love."

    made me laugh so hard before id even clicked play xD

  54. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 9:31 am
    "OMG the turtle is humping your shoe!! Quick dude, get over there and get it off him!! Quick run!! On second thoughts make a sandwich and have a beer first, you`ll still make it to the shoe in time..."

    xD LMAO
    oh lawd...this video and the whole thread made my day... xD

  55. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Didn`t know turtles made sounds. This is so damn funny :D
  56. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    March 9, 2009 at 10:04 am
    I loved the sound effects XD
  57. Profile photo of tro23
    tro23 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Same noise and sex face i make! lol
  58. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 10:24 am
    It`s so cute
  59. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 10:29 am
    Two words: "Foot fetish"
  60. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 11:08 am
    is that turtle really making that sound? sounds like yoshi or something... lol
  61. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 11:49 am
    This is so weird, we were just talking about turtle sex in Biology today. DX
  62. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 11:51 am
    `Two words: "Foot fetish" `

    That`s what I was thinking! That shoe will never be the same.

  63. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    and then he kissed her goodnight. mwah.
  64. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! XD

    Sex is an utter joke, no exceptions! XD

  65. Profile photo of xxlittleme
    xxlittleme Female 18-29
    109 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    I`m not the only one who thought that was insanely adorable, am I? XD
  66. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    that was the cutest thing i have ever seen that would be considered perverted if a different creature (i.e.: human) were to do...

    it was the most adorable and kinky video i will see all week and i will `favorite` it for it.

    "EH! EH!"

  67. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    phht.. why isent my turttle that badass
  68. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    why is my shoe so sticky?
  69. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    ahahah love its little moans ahahaha desturbing but funny
  70. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    By the way, I couldn`t help noticing that the "first post" hasn`t been deleted yet. :/
  71. Profile photo of MichiPenny
    MichiPenny Female 18-29
    51 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    I really think they should get him a girl turtle really soon, before the nicer shoes get it.
  72. Profile photo of tonkacow
    tonkacow Female 13-17
    28 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Oh man. G rated turtle pron. xD
    His little noises made me laugh.
  73. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    its not really G rated, thats not his leg stickin out down there. pretty funny how it just quite doesnt reach though
  74. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    i think turtle porn is a first on I-A-B
  75. Profile photo of horseyplay
    horseyplay Male 18-29
    98 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    Must be that rough leather texture. Turtles squeak for that by name.
  76. Profile photo of TortureMe829
    TortureMe829 Female 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    thats probably the weirdest thing ive ever seen....ever lol
  77. Profile photo of danniddr
    danniddr Male 13-17
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    March 9, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    lol nsfw? jk

    but that was the strangest thing ive seen this whole day... thanks i-a-b...

  78. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    porno in half shell.. TURTLE POWER!! XD
  79. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
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    March 9, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    You do realize that somewhere out there, in the vast expanse we call the internet, there is a person for whom this is a fetish.
  80. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    and I now need a turtle
  81. Profile photo of gcamaro32
    gcamaro32 Male 70 & Over
    242 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    Turtle moans...interesting...

    seriously though...that little guy had a serious rager for that all terrain beauty.

    side thought: the things youtube has been reduced too is equally disturbing.

  82. Profile photo of Concordia19
    Concordia19 Female 13-17
    68 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    That is the weirdest thing I have heard all day. turtles moan who would of thunk it?
  83. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    lol that was so freaking cute!

    So, now I have this strange interest in seeing _Perfection_ do it. . . ahahahaha!

    That may have been a little strange to watch but I LOVED the face and the cute little squeaky noise! I NEVER stopped laughing!

  84. Profile photo of Ashleyliz
    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    That was oddly cute. The little moans, I mean. Otherwise, I never really wanted to see a turtle screw a shoe.
  85. Profile photo of noni-anna
    noni-anna Female 13-17
    63 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    foot fetish much XD
  86. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 3:34 am
    :-\ I just saw turtle wang...
  87. Profile photo of Wtfelo
    Wtfelo Male 13-17
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    March 10, 2009 at 6:50 am
    he must be really lonely :(
  88. Profile photo of SlowestMe
    SlowestMe Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2009 at 7:11 am
    Girls found it cute... that will happen again when you`ll have 70 or 75 years.
  89. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2009 at 10:03 am
    IS THAT THE SHOE OR THE TURTLE MAKING THAT SQUEAKY NOISE?

    Hahaha

  90. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2009 at 10:29 am
    that made me lol
  91. Profile photo of Papytendo
    Papytendo Male 13-17
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    March 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    I can`t tell if that is cute or not.
  92. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
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    March 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    It took me a second to realize that when they zoomed in, that was NOT just it`s foot tapping. DX
  93. Profile photo of invader0tal
    invader0tal Female 13-17
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    March 10, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    Shoe abuse!
    Turtle needs therapy.
  94. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
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    March 10, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    Lmfao! My turtle fans his penis in his pond but he`s never humped a shoe!
  95. Profile photo of ADMFlapplap
    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
    175 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Eeehh! Eeehh! Eeeehh... eh...
  96. Profile photo of Kyhole
    Kyhole Male 13-17
    74 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    this was on best week ever.
    rawr
  97. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    Now THAT is what i call a foot fetish ;D
  98. Profile photo of geek80
    geek80 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 9:40 am
    So that is how TNMT does it...
  99. Profile photo of geek80
    geek80 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 9:41 am
    Is his thing on his tail??????
  100. Profile photo of mee2
    mee2 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    March 15, 2009 at 8:15 am
    you guys do realize that mammals are the only ones who engage in sex like that right?
  101. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
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    July 13, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    awww, removed

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