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Date: 03/19/09 09:18 AM

35 Responses to Top 10 Craziest Sex Laws in America

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    March 19, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Link: Top 10 Craziest Sex Laws in America - Laws are supposed to protects us, but when the government decides to get in our pants, some crazy stuff goes down.
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    Djer Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 9:27 am
    Lot of misspellings in there...

    Hehe, I live in Maryville (Or as the blogger posted, Merryville). Better let my girlfriend know about that law!

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    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:34 am
    Djer: Merryville was on purpose. :P
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:37 am
    Woah...my virus protection detected a trojan...
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 9:38 am
    No pun intended, now that i think about it
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 9:48 am
    I shall do everyone of those things in each town/state. :->
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 10:03 am
    I heard it`s illegal to possess more than one vibrator/dildo in texas.
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    kokuryuha Female 18-29
    208 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 10:12 am
    Awwwww...and here I thought NY would make the list...
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    ItsJess Female 13-17
    83 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Panth, does that mean you`re into beastiality since more than one of those we`re about having sex with animals?
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    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 10:23 am
    the writing in this was horrible, and greatly lowered the credibility of the article for me.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 11:26 am
    1. What thy dont tell you is that Satan is a dog.
    2. Sounds very useful.
    3. ....Glad im not in Minnesota
    4. If it keeps women off the phone, then its a good law
    5. Hahahaha i get it..show me...right...
    6. they never said use!
    7. Fatty farm pets get no love
    8. Yay puns!
    9. " "hung like a horse." I doubt the animal would get jealous!"
    Well you havent met me... just saying...the horse wouldn`t get jealous though.
    10. *stops doing business in Utah*
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Most of these look like they were written back when Puritans ruled the roost.

    Oh wait, they still do.

    The words are Penis and Vagina.

    Not dingaling, johnson, dingdong, trouser snake. Not vagee, vagoo, vageegee, hoohah, valeelee, or whatever else you call your privates. EMBRACE THE REAL WORDS!

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    Sapphist Female 18-29
    7 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 11:45 am
    Wow, Bakersfield was the first one. I`m amused by my hometown. But now I have to go tell my Devil lover to go buy condoms or we`ll get in trouble ):
    Of course, if one is having sex with Satan, I don`t think laws and legalities would be the first thing on their mind.
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 11:50 am
    ...and that, my friends, is why I`m wanted in Massachusetts.
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    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    Utah is the largest internet porn consuming state? Hua?! Who`d of thought?! Guess you learn something new every day
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    these laws are stupid.
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    some of these were in another post a long time ago. and these (except the first of course) aren`t that surprising. of course they are unreasonable, sexist, and an invasion of privacy, but none of them really were that unbelievable (except the first one)
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    I dare you to arrest someone when you have evidence that they had sex with Satan. Go ahead and see how that works out for you.

    Also, the commentary in this list was annoying.

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    Lost_Nemmy Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Haha That was very mildly entertaining. They really need to update these laws.
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    Do Rodeo Clowns get so much they needed a law against it? Did they have so many complaints from the horses?
    "Hey silver you`ll never guess what I just saw!?!?"
    "what? the clowns are at it again?"
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    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Huh (runs out door to break laws and see if you can actually get arrested for that)
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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    I have a dog..... Hmm....
    Brb, weighing dog.
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    kaybublz Female 18-29
    341 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    my home town would be number one..... i`ve never heard of that though and i mean being as i`ve lived here my whole life, i think someone would have said something about it before ya`know just a ~hey did you know that....
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    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    It`d cost more money to abolish these outdated or mundane laws and having civil authorities enforce them than it would just leaving them. That`s why police don`t bother and local D.A.`s don`t pursue prosecution.
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    Yeah yeah, old outdated laws and what not..
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    runeguy37 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    The Missionary position one is true for the entire state of Florida too.
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    Astrid87 Female 18-29
    248 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    :O imagine only doing one position all the time!
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    "my home town would be number one..... i`ve never heard of that though and i mean being as i`ve lived here my whole life, i think someone would have said something about it before ya`know just a ~hey did you know that...."
    -------------------------------
    And here you have been all along, having unprotected sex with Satan, I mean someone really should have said something.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    i wonder how many times these laws are broken in just an HOUR lmao
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    simim23 Female 18-29
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    March 19, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    And they aren`t mentioning the Texas law that makes Dildos illegal? XD
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    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:51 am
    New plan: Move to Utah.
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    JoeYC Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 5:38 am
    most are just made up. some are real but have been changed to make it seem strange

    but some are old laws dating back centrys that arnt in force any more.

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    musicizdbest Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:57 am
    There were, and I guess sill are, some pretty f***ed up laws around.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Yeah, there are a lot of laws around now that because of other laws or just the changing times, no one gives a flying f*ck in a bucket about anymore.
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    sumcrazzykid Female 13-17
    55 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 9:03 am
    LMAO the last law is funny

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