Top 10 Craziest Sex Laws in America

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top_10_craziest_sex_laws_in_america/

Laws are supposed to protects us, but when the government decides to get in our pants, some crazy stuff goes down.
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Female 55
LMAO the last law is funny
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Female 15,763
Yeah, there are a lot of laws around now that because of other laws or just the changing times, no one gives a flying f*ck in a bucket about anymore.
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Female 8
There were, and I guess sill are, some pretty f***ed up laws around.
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Male 721
most are just made up. some are real but have been changed to make it seem strange

but some are old laws dating back centrys that arnt in force any more.

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Male 606
New plan: Move to Utah.
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Female 1,427
And they aren`t mentioning the Texas law that makes Dildos illegal? XD
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Female 5,222
i wonder how many times these laws are broken in just an HOUR lmao
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Male 2,582
"my home town would be number one..... i`ve never heard of that though and i mean being as i`ve lived here my whole life, i think someone would have said something about it before ya`know just a ~hey did you know that...."
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And here you have been all along, having unprotected sex with Satan, I mean someone really should have said something.
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Female 248
:O imagine only doing one position all the time!
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Male 121
The Missionary position one is true for the entire state of Florida too.
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Male 1,788
Yeah yeah, old outdated laws and what not..
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Female 267
It`d cost more money to abolish these outdated or mundane laws and having civil authorities enforce them than it would just leaving them. That`s why police don`t bother and local D.A.`s don`t pursue prosecution.
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Female 340
my home town would be number one..... i`ve never heard of that though and i mean being as i`ve lived here my whole life, i think someone would have said something about it before ya`know just a ~hey did you know that....
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Male 1,468
I have a dog..... Hmm....
Brb, weighing dog.
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Male 367
Huh (runs out door to break laws and see if you can actually get arrested for that)
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Male 1,108
Do Rodeo Clowns get so much they needed a law against it? Did they have so many complaints from the horses?
"Hey silver you`ll never guess what I just saw!?!?"
"what? the clowns are at it again?"
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Male 82
Haha That was very mildly entertaining. They really need to update these laws.
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Male 2,148
I dare you to arrest someone when you have evidence that they had sex with Satan. Go ahead and see how that works out for you.

Also, the commentary in this list was annoying.

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Female 1,082
some of these were in another post a long time ago. and these (except the first of course) aren`t that surprising. of course they are unreasonable, sexist, and an invasion of privacy, but none of them really were that unbelievable (except the first one)
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Male 10,440
these laws are stupid.
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Male 492
Utah is the largest internet porn consuming state? Hua?! Who`d of thought?! Guess you learn something new every day
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Female 1,516
...and that, my friends, is why I`m wanted in Massachusetts.
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Female 7
Wow, Bakersfield was the first one. I`m amused by my hometown. But now I have to go tell my Devil lover to go buy condoms or we`ll get in trouble ):
Of course, if one is having sex with Satan, I don`t think laws and legalities would be the first thing on their mind.
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Male 9,305
Most of these look like they were written back when Puritans ruled the roost.

Oh wait, they still do.

The words are Penis and Vagina.

Not dingaling, johnson, dingdong, trouser snake. Not vagee, vagoo, vageegee, hoohah, valeelee, or whatever else you call your privates. EMBRACE THE REAL WORDS!

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Male 7,933
1. What thy dont tell you is that Satan is a dog.
2. Sounds very useful.
3. ....Glad im not in Minnesota
4. If it keeps women off the phone, then its a good law
5. Hahahaha i get it..show me...right...
6. they never said use!
7. Fatty farm pets get no love
8. Yay puns!
9. " "hung like a horse." I doubt the animal would get jealous!"
Well you havent met me... just saying...the horse wouldn`t get jealous though.
10. *stops doing business in Utah*
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Male 1,894
the writing in this was horrible, and greatly lowered the credibility of the article for me.
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Female 83
Panth, does that mean you`re into beastiality since more than one of those we`re about having sex with animals?
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Female 208
Awwwww...and here I thought NY would make the list...
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Male 1,360
I heard it`s illegal to possess more than one vibrator/dildo in texas.
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Female 9,558
I shall do everyone of those things in each town/state. :->
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Male 1,220
No pun intended, now that i think about it
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Male 1,220
Woah...my virus protection detected a trojan...
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Male 593
Djer: Merryville was on purpose. :P
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Male 842
Lot of misspellings in there...

Hehe, I live in Maryville (Or as the blogger posted, Merryville). Better let my girlfriend know about that law!

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Male 20,827
Link: Top 10 Craziest Sex Laws in America [Rate Link] - Laws are supposed to protects us, but when the government decides to get in our pants, some crazy stuff goes down.
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