The Worlds Worst Comedian

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Funny

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This crappy comedian is funny for all the wrong reasons.
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Female 171
lulz wut?
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Male 15
I did`nt even chuckle...

And I`m high as balls.

Writing this made me laugh, but not this guy

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Female 4,028
That was painful.
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Female 72
starsonmyarm
Sunday, March 22, 2009 12:35:10 AM
"I give you the president of the United States of America."

Dude, if you`re in anyway comparing THIS guy to President Obama, you are super off. Obama is highly articulate. Or are you still thinking Bush is president?

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Male 63
i wants me somes banola bars thats keeps mens from havings babies and goin to duh penitentry and bein huge.
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Male 367
Wow.
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Male 15
Jhazz! Makes me wonts to eat that banola bar.
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Female 5,222
epic fail XD
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Female 98
AHH!! It hurts!!
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Male 39
That killed some of my soul to watch...WIN!
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Male 355
"Bigger than my great-great-grandmah"
Wich was a elephant
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Male 84
i love how he says `mans`! that`s incredible though :)
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Male 100
I dont know what to say. I think it`s legit practice run. Whatever. this is rough, I stopped with the mans`
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Male 84
that has to be fake surely? a guy with a beret and NOT funny? :O
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Female 474
"some people give some wierd aggestins" lmfao XD
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Male 41
whats a banola bar?
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Male 62
"Haha, and how about that Holocaust? I mean, here`s Hitler, seems like a pretty cool guy, and he just gasses 6 million people! AM I RIGHT?! I mean, if you ask me, that was some pretty drated up poo in Germany. Can I get a holler from all the Jews with dead ancestors?" *Pause for effect* "Well, no Jews in the audience... ok, well how about that 9/11..."
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Male 207
This guy looks like a rapist.
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Male 732
Well, at least the people didn`t laugh at him.
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Male 799
his last name is "blew it"

pretty spot on i`d say.

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Female 462
I watched the whole thing `cuz I felt so bad for him.
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Male 2,592
Prime, is that you?
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Male 144
Any mans in here have any uggestions abou eating banola bars?
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Male 11,739
Adolf Hitler was more funny than this guy.
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Male 2
You mean cleveland?
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Male 266
huh it wasnt that bad the first two were pretty good bout the fat lady and diets but da birth control one made no sense lol did anyone else notice how he sounded a bit like Quagmire
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Male 390
it hurts.
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Male 721
why do black american comedians have to stick the microphone right up to their lips so you can even hear their saliva?
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Male 1,598
Is he just practicing alone, or is he in front of a crowd who is just totally unamused?
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Male 596
chepelle wins, " Orange juice??? WTF is Juice, Gimme some Apple DRANK!"
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Male 516
"banola bar"? wtf is a "banola bar"? lol
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Female 58
wow this is sad.
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Male 73
Awww, i don`t feel sorry for him at all.
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Male 3,310
I refuse to believe that anyone is actually this bad. This has got to be engineered. And a brilliant job at it
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Female 198
HAH! I laughed quite a lot at this. It was so terrible, that it was funny =]
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Female 277
This is SO painful!
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Female 1,095
I didn`t understand any of his "jokes". Kept waiting for the punch line, poor loser comedian.
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Female 89
Female 1,690
That was f***ing painful, I couldn`t finish watching it. When he said "theyre inventing a pill so mens dont git ladies pregnant, guys we in trouble...we in big trouble O.o" I was done. Before I clicked the link I thought it would be Jimmy Fallon. :-P
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Male 801
Why is he pluralising words in the wrong context?
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Male 1,958
I thought this was going to link to something that had Dane Cook in it.
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Male 135
Why are all his jokes about fat people?
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Male 1,557
I think DaxFlame wrote his jokes.
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Male 4,546
Concerta... Condoms are birth control too. You can have a male birth control pill.

It`s not controlling birth, it`s controlling conception.

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Female 204
HAHA, i was mesmorised by his crazy eyeballs
i laughed when he went cross-eyed
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Female 250
I hope this was a practice run.
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Female 495
Aww.. I just want to give him a hug and some friendly words of advice.
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Male 2
Anyone else think of cleveland when hearing this guy??
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Female 360
I really don`t get the point. Was there one? GOSH this was so horrible!!
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Male 4
I give you the president of the United States of America.
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Male 1,407
Maybe it`s some sort of Andy Kaufman thing.
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Female 298
....
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Male 374
this guy wins the most retarted comedian award. yay for people who suck!
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Female 328
Nope, I`ve seen much worse stand-up. My ex does stand-up that will make you cringe.
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Male 180
..the hell is peeza?
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Male 322
i felt awkward just watching that.
big props though if he was performing in front of people though.
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Female 1,142
Reminded me of a little kid telling about his day to his mum or something.

"And then I saw this real big lady..."
And Mickey Mouse shirts are just hilarious, don`t ya know...

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Male 2,049
"birth control pills for men"

Men do not give birth you drating piece of drating goddamn drating dick faced mother drating rooster sucking drating bitch. I want to dratign rip your drating throat and drating poo down your drating neck and set you on drating fire you drating non-nice individual.

I feel better now.

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Male 94
were ther people watching him while he say these jokes? coz if there were some people there, and no one laugh, that is not a good thing..
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Male 4,546
.... Ouch.
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Male 15,510
He should be put on Jail! he is killing people of boredom! Oh what a massacre!
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Male 603
I expected him to be nervous or corny or goofy or something, but there was nothing to "get." There were no friggin` jokes. This was horrible.

Very entertaining, though. :)

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Male 712
Funnier than cancer.
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Male 162
i feel kinda bad for the guy. hes trying so hard.
but its still hilarious hahahahaha
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Female 26
hehe
it makes me laugh how bad he is
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Male 12
Only thing more painful than this is realizing the gun you have has no bullets. sigh
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Male 45
That guy has the freakiest eyes ever.
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Male 28
No. Not funnier than Curb.
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Female 665
AWWWW! He sucks so much it`s cute!
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Male 3,255
Wow.
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Male 1,788
Ouch, that hurts.
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Male 375
Awl kinza mans are gettin ladies PREGNANT.
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Male 8,300
Still funnier than "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
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Female 15,763
Oh god... this hurts. As a fan of comedy, this just... pains me.
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Male 247
"haha i love the look on his face when no one laughs"

He was taping himself so he could get his act and timing down. If there was an audience they would have been throwing their drinks and poo at him.

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Male 292
Beret + bolo tie = CLASSY
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Male 2,796
"`Funny for all the wrong reasons`?
Nope, just not funny at all. Also, boring."

What are you complaining for? You were already bored when you got here!

:)

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Male 2,796
"haha i love the look on his face when no one laughs"

I am pretty positive, and I think most would agree, that this was recorded privately. It`s just that the poor dude has such poor expressive mannerisms, emotives and such that he is probably just as awkward and uncomfortable with himself (while alone) as he is around other people.

I bet I`m right.

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Male 49
What? I was expecting Dane Cook. This guy is way better.
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Male 1,596
replace lady with bitch and we`re getting there
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Female 2,064
*laughing at how bad he is*
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Male 376
that was painful to watch.
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Female 198
"Peoples, some peoples trying to tell you know when someone`s trying to lose weight they say, like, stop eating. What kind of jazz is that? They not trying to help a person to quit losing wight- they trying to kill the person."
That was actually pretty funny. But I think it was mostly his horrible way of saying it that amused me.
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Male 162
haha i love the look on his face when no one laughs
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Male 1,141
still funnier than Dane Cook.
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Male 50
failure.
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Male 686
Hes as bad as Seinfeld.

No thats not true. I love Seinfeld compared to this guy.

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Male 307
I lol`d at `Banola Bar`
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Female 4
Did he just say Banola bar?
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Male 1,270
Soooo...I just flew in from L.A...

My arms are killing me!!

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Male 527
We guys are in big trouble....
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Male 7,933
she was bigger than my great great great grandma
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Female 362
Mans?
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Male 2,148
I lawled
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Female 1,269
Did he say "bonola bar" ?
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Female 33
...and what`s the deal with airplane food!
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Female 528
Is he a comedian or is he just a concerned citizen? I can`t tell
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Female 322
The video stopped working half way through.
I will thank the lord for saving me time.
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Female 675
that.. didnt even... give me a smirk.

I hated his pauses!

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Female 39
This Is Just Sad.
Hahah.
If I Were Him I Would`ve Started Crying.
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Male 1,053
OLD.
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Female 4,197
just keep digging a bigger hole buddy...

this would be better if he was the entertainment for Fat Camp

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Male 2,788
somehow, i finished this video.
wait.
nevermind
i thought it ended
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Female 125
`Funny for all the wrong reasons`?

Nope, just not funny at all. Also, boring.

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Male 686
greengiant no like :( Make greengiant sad :(
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Female 69
really painful to watch...
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Male 1,620
Link: The Worlds Worst Comedian [Rate Link] - This crappy comedian is funny for all the wrong reasons.
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