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Date: 03/21/09 03:41 PM

108 Responses to The Worlds Worst Comedian

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:56 am
    Link: The Worlds Worst Comedian - This crappy comedian is funny for all the wrong reasons.
  2. Profile photo of kinkkitty620
    kinkkitty620 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    really painful to watch...
  3. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    greengiant no like :( Make greengiant sad :(
  4. Profile photo of Emily55
    Emily55 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    `Funny for all the wrong reasons`?

    Nope, just not funny at all. Also, boring.

  5. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    somehow, i finished this video.
    wait.
    nevermind
    i thought it ended
  6. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    just keep digging a bigger hole buddy...

    this would be better if he was the entertainment for Fat Camp

  7. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    OLD.
  8. Profile photo of cannedxxpear
    cannedxxpear Female 13-17
    39 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    This Is Just Sad.
    Hahah.
    If I Were Him I Would`ve Started Crying.
  9. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    that.. didnt even... give me a smirk.

    I hated his pauses!

  10. Profile photo of roxidied
    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    The video stopped working half way through.
    I will thank the lord for saving me time.
  11. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    Is he a comedian or is he just a concerned citizen? I can`t tell
  12. Profile photo of Kittenluvpie
    Kittenluvpie Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    ...and what`s the deal with airplane food!
  13. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Did he say "bonola bar" ?
  14. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    I lawled
  15. Profile photo of buttersisluv
    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Mans?
  16. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    she was bigger than my great great great grandma
  17. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    We guys are in big trouble....
  18. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    Soooo...I just flew in from L.A...

    My arms are killing me!!

  19. Profile photo of emoxrainbow
    emoxrainbow Female 13-17
    4 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Did he just say Banola bar?
  20. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    I lol`d at `Banola Bar`
  21. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Hes as bad as Seinfeld.

    No thats not true. I love Seinfeld compared to this guy.

  22. Profile photo of kainz
    kainz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    failure.
  23. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    still funnier than Dane Cook.
  24. Profile photo of Youcantwin
    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    haha i love the look on his face when no one laughs
  25. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    "Peoples, some peoples trying to tell you know when someone`s trying to lose weight they say, like, stop eating. What kind of jazz is that? They not trying to help a person to quit losing wight- they trying to kill the person."
    That was actually pretty funny. But I think it was mostly his horrible way of saying it that amused me.
  26. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    that was painful to watch.
  27. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    *laughing at how bad he is*
  28. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    replace lady with bitch and we`re getting there
  29. Profile photo of TheGrinch
    TheGrinch Male 18-29
    49 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    What? I was expecting Dane Cook. This guy is way better.
  30. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    "haha i love the look on his face when no one laughs"

    I am pretty positive, and I think most would agree, that this was recorded privately. It`s just that the poor dude has such poor expressive mannerisms, emotives and such that he is probably just as awkward and uncomfortable with himself (while alone) as he is around other people.

    I bet I`m right.

  31. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    "`Funny for all the wrong reasons`?
    Nope, just not funny at all. Also, boring."

    What are you complaining for? You were already bored when you got here!

    :)

  32. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    Beret + bolo tie = CLASSY
  33. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    "haha i love the look on his face when no one laughs"

    He was taping himself so he could get his act and timing down. If there was an audience they would have been throwing their drinks and poo at him.

  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Oh god... this hurts. As a fan of comedy, this just... pains me.
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Still funnier than "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
  36. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    Awl kinza mans are gettin ladies PREGNANT.
  37. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Ouch, that hurts.
  38. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    Wow.
  39. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    AWWWW! He sucks so much it`s cute!
  40. Profile photo of corkex
    corkex Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    No. Not funnier than Curb.
  41. Profile photo of dutchboy93
    dutchboy93 Male 13-17
    45 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    That guy has the freakiest eyes ever.
  42. Profile photo of ranger2408
    ranger2408 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    Only thing more painful than this is realizing the gun you have has no bullets. sigh
  43. Profile photo of pandasrul
    pandasrul Female 13-17
    26 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    hehe
    it makes me laugh how bad he is
  44. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    i feel kinda bad for the guy. hes trying so hard.
    but its still hilarious hahahahaha
  45. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    Funnier than cancer.
  46. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    I expected him to be nervous or corny or goofy or something, but there was nothing to "get." There were no friggin` jokes. This was horrible.

    Very entertaining, though. :)

  47. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    He should be put on Jail! he is killing people of boredom! Oh what a massacre!
  48. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    .... Ouch.
  49. Profile photo of ahkmou
    ahkmou Male 18-29
    94 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    were ther people watching him while he say these jokes? coz if there were some people there, and no one laugh, that is not a good thing..
  50. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    "birth control pills for men"

    Men do not give birth you drating piece of drating goddamn drating dick faced mother drating rooster sucking drating bitch. I want to dratign rip your drating throat and drating poo down your drating neck and set you on drating fire you drating non-nice individual.

    I feel better now.

  51. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    Reminded me of a little kid telling about his day to his mum or something.

    "And then I saw this real big lady..."
    And Mickey Mouse shirts are just hilarious, don`t ya know...

  52. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    i felt awkward just watching that.
    big props though if he was performing in front of people though.
  53. Profile photo of chris1337
    chris1337 Male 13-17
    180 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    ..the hell is peeza?
  54. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    Nope, I`ve seen much worse stand-up. My ex does stand-up that will make you cringe.
  55. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    this guy wins the most retarted comedian award. yay for people who suck!
  56. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    ....
  57. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 12:04 am
    Maybe it`s some sort of Andy Kaufman thing.
  58. Profile photo of starsonmyarm
    starsonmyarm Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 12:35 am
    I give you the president of the United States of America.
  59. Profile photo of Codmily
    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 1:13 am
    I really don`t get the point. Was there one? GOSH this was so horrible!!
  60. Profile photo of dil1019
    dil1019 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 1:18 am
    Anyone else think of cleveland when hearing this guy??
  61. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 1:25 am
    Aww.. I just want to give him a hug and some friendly words of advice.
  62. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 1:50 am
    I hope this was a practice run.
  63. Profile photo of oddstef
    oddstef Female 18-29
    204 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 2:20 am
    HAHA, i was mesmorised by his crazy eyeballs
    i laughed when he went cross-eyed
  64. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 2:28 am
    Concerta... Condoms are birth control too. You can have a male birth control pill.

    It`s not controlling birth, it`s controlling conception.

  65. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 3:35 am
    I think DaxFlame wrote his jokes.
  66. Profile photo of MBlazel
    MBlazel Male 13-17
    135 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 4:43 am
    Why are all his jokes about fat people?
  67. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 5:06 am
    I thought this was going to link to something that had Dane Cook in it.
  68. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 5:51 am
    Why is he pluralising words in the wrong context?
  69. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 6:40 am
    That was f***ing painful, I couldn`t finish watching it. When he said "theyre inventing a pill so mens dont git ladies pregnant, guys we in trouble...we in big trouble O.o" I was done. Before I clicked the link I thought it would be Jimmy Fallon. :-P
  70. Profile photo of jr_terror
    jr_terror Female 18-29
    89 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 8:21 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgE9xVlfi...
  71. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 8:32 am
    I didn`t understand any of his "jokes". Kept waiting for the punch line, poor loser comedian.
  72. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 8:47 am
    This is SO painful!
  73. Profile photo of xsmalltalkx
    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
    198 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 9:11 am
    HAH! I laughed quite a lot at this. It was so terrible, that it was funny =]
  74. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 10:02 am
    I refuse to believe that anyone is actually this bad. This has got to be engineered. And a brilliant job at it
  75. Profile photo of Adthedude
    Adthedude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Awww, i don`t feel sorry for him at all.
  76. Profile photo of jessinurFACE
    jessinurFACE Female 13-17
    58 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 10:57 am
    wow this is sad.
  77. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    "banola bar"? wtf is a "banola bar"? lol
  78. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    chepelle wins, " Orange juice??? WTF is Juice, Gimme some Apple DRANK!"
  79. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Is he just practicing alone, or is he in front of a crowd who is just totally unamused?
  80. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    why do black american comedians have to stick the microphone right up to their lips so you can even hear their saliva?
  81. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    it hurts.
  82. Profile photo of Blacksun1212
    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    huh it wasnt that bad the first two were pretty good bout the fat lady and diets but da birth control one made no sense lol did anyone else notice how he sounded a bit like Quagmire
  83. Profile photo of dil1019
    dil1019 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    You mean cleveland?
  84. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    March 22, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Adolf Hitler was more funny than this guy.
  85. Profile photo of xattributex
    xattributex Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Any mans in here have any uggestions abou eating banola bars?
  86. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Prime, is that you?
  87. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    I watched the whole thing `cuz I felt so bad for him.
  88. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
    799 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    his last name is "blew it"

    pretty spot on i`d say.

  89. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Well, at least the people didn`t laugh at him.
  90. Profile photo of bingo5765
    bingo5765 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    This guy looks like a rapist.
  91. Profile photo of raceal2
    raceal2 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    "Haha, and how about that Holocaust? I mean, here`s Hitler, seems like a pretty cool guy, and he just gasses 6 million people! AM I RIGHT?! I mean, if you ask me, that was some pretty drated up poo in Germany. Can I get a holler from all the Jews with dead ancestors?" *Pause for effect* "Well, no Jews in the audience... ok, well how about that 9/11..."
  92. Profile photo of joklocke
    joklocke Male 13-17
    41 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    whats a banola bar?
  93. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    "some people give some wierd aggestins" lmfao XD
  94. Profile photo of boris277
    boris277 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 2:22 am
    that has to be fake surely? a guy with a beret and NOT funny? :O
  95. Profile photo of RotBottom
    RotBottom Male 18-29
    100 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 4:05 am
    I dont know what to say. I think it`s legit practice run. Whatever. this is rough, I stopped with the mans`
  96. Profile photo of boris277
    boris277 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 4:27 am
    i love how he says `mans`! that`s incredible though :)
  97. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 8:55 am
    "Bigger than my great-great-grandmah"
    Wich was a elephant
  98. Profile photo of Skyshroud
    Skyshroud Male 18-29
    39 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 11:26 am
    That killed some of my soul to watch...WIN!
  99. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    rodrigorenzo, that could be taken as rascist


    and i cant watch comedians bomb. i just cant

  100. Profile photo of acthrellis
    acthrellis Female 18-29
    98 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    AHH!! It hurts!!
  101. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    epic fail XD
  102. Profile photo of Dom869
    Dom869 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Jhazz! Makes me wonts to eat that banola bar.
  103. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    Wow.
  104. Profile photo of mchrist1990
    mchrist1990 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    i wants me somes banola bars thats keeps mens from havings babies and goin to duh penitentry and bein huge.
  105. Profile photo of bassprincess
    bassprincess Female 18-29
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    March 24, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    starsonmyarm
    Sunday, March 22, 2009 12:35:10 AM
    "I give you the president of the United States of America."

    Dude, if you`re in anyway comparing THIS guy to President Obama, you are super off. Obama is highly articulate. Or are you still thinking Bush is president?

  106. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 26, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    That was painful.
  107. Profile photo of Lukanian-7
    Lukanian-7 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:07 am
    I did`nt even chuckle...

    And I`m high as balls.

    Writing this made me laugh, but not this guy

  108. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    lulz wut?

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