The Super Mario Brothers Get Their Test Results

Submitted by: mayfirerose 7 years ago Funny

Here"s a little something to make you chuckle and/or puke.
There are 92 comments:
Female 4,028
Either they`re really gay, or very comfortable with their sexuality.

But was anyone expecting a "BUT!" from the doctor?

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Male 103
That wasn`t even funny at all.
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Female 1,944
This made my day =) =)
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Male 9
I KNEW IT!!!
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Female 1,589
....


Hawt.

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Male 512
*sigh* So much for my childhood...

But all is not lost! Good thing I grew up with Contra and Super C too ^_^

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Male 426
bahaha
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Male 242
Thank you for sharing this video.

Now please excuse me while I am going to gouge out my eyes with a wooden spoon...

Ohhhh all those wonderful gaming memories of long ago...and that silly tv series...shattered :`(

PS no I am not a homophobe...

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Male 299
i thought the doc was gonna say they were father and son, after they kissed of course
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Male 15
Ahhh rule 34 make it stop! xD
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Female 254
Speechless...
one of the most cringe-worthy things I`ve seen on IAB.
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Female 2,044
LMFAO!
i was cracking up when it made the power-up noise and he looked down.
buahaha, that was great xD
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Male 3,619
*Deeply, 100% agrees with AndelleRae*

so true.

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Male 606
Oh god...
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Male 1,718
Ewww Ew eW sTOP NOWWW!!! nOOOO THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD. RUINNEDDD!!! *sob,sob*
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Male 21
Oh! I hope there`s a sequel.
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Male 1,557
Yeah Im gay but thought it was gross because IT`S THE MARIO BROTHERS. lol
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Female 837
"I`m sorry, gay people aren`t all that funny. I have to admit though, the stereotype kinda is."

I don`t know, I know quite a few gay people who are hilarious. Of course, they`re not funny because of the fact that they`re gay, they`re just funny because that`s who they are.

apoet4life, maybe YOU`RE a homophobe because you don`t think gay people are very funny. *gasp*

That being said, I, too, was expecting a "But you are *insert other blood relation*" twist at the end. It would have been funnier that way.

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Male 274
and for apoet4life... man go eat some bat poo or something
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Male 274
they must be gay
and dislike each other
cause if they were straight dudes
they would use some camera trick
and not that gross moustache to moustache action
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Male 145
holy poo BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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Male 756
...Intense man kissing going on there. o_o
INTENSE!
=D
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Male 4,004
How was this funny? Other than the fact is was Mario and Luigi getting together... Otherwise, it`s Mario cheating on the Princess with the dude he`s spent his whole life with....and that`s like banging your sister because you found out she wasn`t after 20 years.
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Male 492
"I really hope they were actually gay. That`s why I never want to watch brokeback mountain. No one needs to see straight guys kiss "

I agree, straight guys kissing is so freaking gross! I want my man on man action to involve men who actually WANT to do it!

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Male 369
haha the princess bit was the funniest.

seriously though the kiss was gross because they had moustaches and it fricken supermario brothers, IT`S NOT MORAL!

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Female 635
This is what makes half the Mario fanfiction ever written so funny.
SRSLY. Go read A Cheesecake in Time.
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Male 1,220
"I`m sorry, gay people aren`t all that funny."
That sucks. Now I have a good reason to be happy the way I am :D
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Female 528
I really hope they were actually gay. That`s why I never want to watch brokeback mountain. No one needs to see straight guys kiss
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Male 236
"The only reason this is funny is because gay people are kinda funny. Other than that it`s pretty stupid."

I`m sorry, gay people aren`t all that funny. I have to admit though, the stereotype kinda is.

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Male 1,220
The only reason this is funny is because gay people are kinda funny. Other than that it`s pretty stupid.
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Male 10
A chuckle? How about nearly pissing my pants laughing to death?
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Male 236
"Honestly, don`t get pissy over the smallest things."

Intolerance of two people who love eachother is not a small matter.

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Male 949
"That insecure, eh? Unlike straight men who chase after lesbians, gay men do not chase after straight men. Sure there are a few exceptions, but even so, those are few and far between. Gays know their limits, why chase after something you can`t get? It`s just stupid. People who feel insecure around gays need to get better educated about them. Ignorance leads to intolerance. Do your research on interracial couples and you`ll see what I mean."

Yes, I`m sure everyone took their time to read your carefully thought out argument and consider all of its flaws and truths on the internet. Honestly, don`t get pissy over the smallest things.

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Male 356
i expected something a bit more, i guess, especially since the doctor person tried to interject... thought there might be something else coming after the gratuitous mario mack fest. oh well. not that funny, not that shocking, not much of anything.
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Male 57
I will never play Super Mario games the same way ever again.
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Male 236
"I FEEL AWKWARD WATCHING TWO MEN SHARE PROLONGED OPEN-MOUTHED KISSES, THEREFORE I AM A HOMOPHOBE."

That insecure, eh? Unlike straight men who chase after lesbians, gay men do not chase after straight men. Sure there are a few exceptions, but even so, those are few and far between. Gays know their limits, why chase after something you can`t get? It`s just stupid. People who feel insecure around gays need to get better educated about them. Ignorance leads to intolerance. Do your research on interracial couples and you`ll see what I mean.

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Male 242
"For more funny clips click here"

eh...no thanks.

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Female 1,427
That was wrong and disgusting.

Not because they were two men, but because it was the Super drating Mario Bros.

I`m gonna have nightmares now.

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Female 194
That was amazing. I thing I broke my laughy-thing. *nods*
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Male 3,014
I FEEL AWKWARD WATCHING TWO MEN SHARE PROLONGED OPEN-MOUTHED KISSES, THEREFORE I AM A HOMOPHOBE.

And I don`t care.

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Male 390
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Male 1,556
Damnit,
In the end no one ever cares about Luigi.
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Male 236
"I thought homophobe was someone who had a fear of gays. So if its not what is someone who is actually terrified of gays?"

For this, I will simply cut and paste an exerpt from wikipedia:
`The term homophobia is often used collectively with other terms denoting bigotry and discrimination. In a 1998 address, Coretta Scott King asserted that, "Homophobia is like racism and anti-Semitism and other forms of bigotry in that it seeks to dehumanize a large group of people, to deny their humanity, their dignity and personhood."[12] Likewise, George Yancey, writing in Christian Ethics Today associates "sexism, racism, class distinctions, or homophobia" with one another and views them all as "varieties of discrimination," although he argues that they are not identical.`
Homophobia can be classified as more than just a fear of gays, it can be classified as a form of discrimination outside of fear.

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Female 1,043
that vid was...disturbing, but the guy in the waitiing room was hilarious
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Male 83
I thought homophobe was someone who had a fear of gays. So if its not what is someone who is actually terrified of gays?
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Male 9
hahahahahahah!!! brilliant!
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Female 414
I thought the doctor was gonna say, "but you`re first cousins"
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Male 236
kikayoaka: "One day people will stop misusing that term so often."

First off, I didn`t say everyone was a homophobe.
I did not misuse the term. I was reacting to all the eews and gross comments. Misusing a term would be when someone says "That`s so gay." How about when someone says "What a fag." I could go on with all the misuses of words that further imply a minority is bad or a counterculture. Saying someone is a homophobe because they give a negative reaction to two people of the same sex in love kissing is accurate and not a misuse of the word.

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Female 1,306
that guy`s expression when they were making out is EXACTLY what mine was.
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Male 352
apoet4life: ZOMG EVERYONE IS A HOMOPHOBE!11

One day people will stop misusing that term so often.

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Male 352
wat the hell
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Male 1,263
Haha...I thought it was cute...

But like Opie and freddy...I expecting some sort of a twist.

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Female 7
HOT
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Male 4,793
ok i did NOT see that coming...eww.
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Male 23
For some reason i want to play mario now
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Male 185
that was kinda cute.
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Male 11,740
I`m with opie. I was expecting something like "You`re not brothers, but you`re cousins." or something really good. That was very anticlimactic.
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Female 15,763
Aww, I was hoping for some kind of twist. The doctor looked like he wanted to interrupt them and say something else, like, "But you two do have herpes."
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Female 26
So?
I was kinda hoping for something more... dramatic?
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Female 9,400
WTF...? I need to wash my brain out.
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Male 619
For some strange reason, I saw that coming a mile away.
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Female 147
Luigi was looovin it!
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Male 615
Oh, lord. Was NOT expecting that...

Funny nonetheless, tho.

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Male 199
wat?
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Male 236
Never realized how many homophobes are on here. It`s only awkward or nasty if you`re a homophobe. That`s like someone saying nasty, eew, or awkward to a white woman and black man kissing and then saying "I`m not racist". Definately a funny clip tho.
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Male 473
wow, so freaking nasty. but funny
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Female 105
That was terrible. And I laughed.
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Female 2,064
It`s not that I`m homophobic, I just really don`t like noncanon yaoi.
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Female 2,064
OH GOOD GOD *turns it off*
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Male 833
what a horrible ending... i was waiting for the doctor to interrupt them and say they were father/son
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Male 596
two guys kissing? no gayness without the aness....
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Female 1,401
that was dumb. and very awkward. the only funny part was the doctor`s face
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Male 15
Funny
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Male 150
not funny, just disgusting.
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Female 1,653
hahaha
poor princess
and lmao at the doctor + random waiting room guy`s faces
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Male 210
Thats just plain awkward.
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Male 4,547
Rule 34 does not require video.
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Male 2,388
lol
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Male 1,240
I LOL`d.
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Male 1,788
I was waiting for some kind of twist ending... like, you`re not biological brothers.....but you are cousins....
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Male 1,455
Comedy gold. Period.
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Female 114
so funny, and so wrong.
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Female 175
ewwwwww :-(
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Male 4,393
no :(
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Male 38
Those two seemed pretty into it, appeared to be more than acting...
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Male 2,788
ROFL INCEST!
And I love peach`s accent xD
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Male 167
noo...marios ruined.
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Male 20
That was unexpected. And it`s not incest since they`re not brothers.

Also, que the homophobic comments.

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Male 483
UMMM


WTF

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Female 92
Oh wait nvm I kinda just skipped through it and missed the whole test results thing. Still, disturbing.
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Female 92
That was strange and disturbing. Incest. o.O;
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Female 11
Link: The Super Mario Brothers Get Their Test Results [Rate Link] - Here`s a little something to make you chuckle and/or puke.
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