Teen Banned From School Bus for Making Noises

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago

Fart noises. And yes, he"s from Florida.
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Female 165
Seriously, the few times I have posted.. almost always I have to live with the fact that so many dumb things that come out of, and generally close to where I live. It`s depressing sometimes. =\

Poor kid, btw. Forever known as the kid that got suspended over having the poots.

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Female 4,028
Wow...
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Female 1
Gotta say it-

you can`t tell John Locke what he can`t do!!

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Male 431
i dont understand it... when you gotta go, you gotta go... shouldnt be punishable... if he had a stink bomb or something, then yes... but not for a bodily function
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Male 897
"see which one done it"
Why? OH WHY??
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Female 527
I go to school in Florida and our school buses aren`t that nice. How come we don`t get nice fancy school buses?
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Male 394
my friend got detention for farting on the bus. when he went into the principals office the principal started laughing
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Female 778
first impression: that kids a jerk. later in the story it comes out that he goes to a special school for young weasles who can`t behave themselves. this kid is never going to learn, he`ll always be worthless.
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Male 367
Jeez

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Male 118
He thinks the punishment stinks...see what they did there?
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Female 1,984
"I think Florida should be re-nicknamed The Facepalm State :P"
Texas has that title.
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Male 610
taipan
"this kid is in grade 8? did his parents make his bed from manure for someing jezz lol"

what?

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Female 1,653
haha on my schoolbus someone was busy sniffing aerosols while his mates were smoking on the back seat (right above the dratting engine) and nobody seemed to give a drat

(this was a while ago btw. You cant smoke on buses any more in this country)

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Male 156
this kid is in grade 8? did his parents make his bed from manure for someing jezz lol.
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Male 25
wow the school officials are fags.
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Male 3,314
"Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make other children laugh and it is so stinky that you can`t breath after he does it."

That`s what the report said. I would have insisted that my son be allowed back on the bus. Farting is not something you can always control, and to kick someone off the bus for it is inexcusable.

Then again, the report did say that these kids go to a last chance school....

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Female 362
Wow.

It`s pretty freaking insulting when you get kicked off a bus for putting other students in danger for your fart. XD

No, bit really, that`s probably one of the stupidest things I`ve ever heard. There are kids who`ve PUKED on buses and they don`t get kicked off.

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Male 8,302
> teph2112
> Seriously, it`s like slapping each other for no reason

Without using fish, you mean?

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Male 650
"Some question the maturity of people for laughing at a fart."

I question the maturity of the authority
Seriously, it`s like slapping each other for no reason

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Male 2,238
WOAH that is harshhhhhh. and also, that kid was an 8th grader???
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Male 506
That reporter was hot.
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Male 322
Some question the maturity of people for laughing at a fart.

I, personally, question the existence of a brain in any staff of that school. Not one of them thought that this was no reason for a suspension?

Hell, last I checked, farting doesn`t crash a bus. Farting doesn`t involve calling 911 at any point in time that I know of...

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Male 17,512
Suspension went overboard as far as punishment goes.

This school bus driver needs to lighten up, So do the school principals.

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Male 8,302
Woman goes to doctor and says "Doc, I have this terrrrible flatulence problem, it really is most embarrassing, I just flatulate alll the time. LUCKILY for me, they are silent and don`t smell at all. Why, would you believe I`ve flatulated 5 times since I walked in here already?"

"Here, get this prescription filled", says the Doc.

"But that`s a nasal spray and ear drops!", she says.

"Yes", says the Doc. "First we`ll sort out your nose and hearing, then we`ll deal with the flatulence..."

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Male 54
Why did they have to end the video with a fart joke? -.-
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Male 1,089
ok, be honest. who else thot she was hot.
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Female 1,082
wtf? punished for *farting*? perhaps its immature if he did it on purpose, but this other could was just laughing at him. why is that worthy of suspension?
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Male 286
i really really hate news reporters and there bad bad bad puns they make.
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Female 267
This is ridiculous. I can`t believe this bus driver let alone the school system that followed through with a punishment. The disruption was from other`s inability to react quietly to a natural body function.

If this kid was passing gas on purpose and won`t admit it, he`s an attention seeker. Isn`t practically every teenager?

If this kid was laughing the loudest at the "other" person he claims passed gas, then yeah, he deserves the punishment.

Bus drivers have to have a resonable volume from their passengers. If a bus driver has to continually babysit people who can`t conduct themselves reasonably, then it`s up to the bus driver to stop what they`re doing and remind the passengers.

But to be suspended? Um....I don`t know. I think of my old school bus driver. She`d strike the fear in you if you got out of line far more than anything the school administration could. LOL Trust me. I pushed her once. Never did it again.

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Female 665
lol. I don`t even know where to begin with this one...
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Male 3,756
"To punish someone for the natural functions of their body is ridiculous, and because some think that those functions are funny, is not reason for punishment."

I`m almost positive the kid leaned over and forced it out to make it as loud as possible and then made a big show of it.

I do like the that bus driver wrote on the report that the fart made it hard to breath. Must have been pretty heinous.

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Male 8,302
The media is on a long downward spiral when farts make the news...
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Male 354
Who gives a poo?
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Female 528
I was kicked off the bus for accidentally pushing the button for the wrong stop. I told the bus driver it was a mistake and he still made me get out. I was only about 7 too. Bus drivers are d*cks
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Female 127
I`m from Florida, and I honestly hate it here. It`s the old person Capitol and all the snowbirds come here so the traffic sucks. But We`ve done much worse on our bus, one time this kid yelled at a women calling her a hooker, and the same kid asked the bus driver to stop so he can jerk off. But farts? What the hell...
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Male 949
"Florida off the US!!"
Don`t worry, they`ll be the first to go when the ice caps melt. >:D

Also, I`m getting sick of these news reports and their half-assed puns. "His dad thinks the punishment STINKS, durrhurrhurr!"

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Male 2,148
The driver thought he did it because he was laughing. What kind of idiot laughs when someone else farts?
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Male 71
why is this news? Even Florida as something better to report!
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Male 4,393
Florida off the US!!
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Male 512
I think Florida should be re-nicknamed The Facepalm State :P
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Male 255
STOP MAKING FUN OF US FLORIDIOTS d:
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Female 2,064
Wow, the kids on my bus are BAD. And I mean BAAADD. If -we- got suspended for just making noises or whatever...
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Female 15,763
Wait, was it fart noises or was he actually farting?

And I assume this was a slow day...

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Male 196
The best part of the story is the reporter, smokin hot
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Male 430
Kicked off for farting? WTF
We only got kicked off the bus for fighting whats up with schools today.
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Male 249
bobthemime i was thinking the same thing!
LOST references =]
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Male 868
This is one of the best stories to come out of Florida. I got one quite similar to this. A friend of mine once ripped the most sincere gas before class started and then the teacher walked in, almost throwing up in his mouth. My friend, having ripped in that class all the time, started laughing like usual, and the teacher, knowing it was him after dealing with him and his smell so many other times, had enough. The teacher didn`t even say anything, he just glared at my friend and said "Out." It was hilarious.

On a side note, those are some of the fanciest school buses I`ve ever seen.

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Male 308
emzrok, the whole state is ridiculous.
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Male 787
He was probably being a mean person in other ways they were just looking for a way to get him to drat off.
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Female 70
"Last Chance School" student FTW!! Let him walk. Jeezus.
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Male 94
John Lock, Jr??

come on give him a chance, his dad died as Jeremy Bentham, and then came back to life on an island....i think he can fart all he wants

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Female 1,306
a question...is the reason all these ridiculous stories are from florida is because the news decides to report the stupidest things it can find, or is the entire population of the state just ridiculous?
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Female 462
"Hope that this will blow over."
HAHAHA.
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Male 674
I have acid reflux, which every other month or so, I have a day or two where I burp uncontrollably, and the burps smell like sulfur dioxide(rotten eggs), and while the experience is most unpleasant for me, I do get a kick out of it when others get a whif and are revolted by it.

Now, if I were ever punished in school for it, I can assure you that that school would be hearing from my lawyer, as discrimination and punishment towards someone with an uncontrollable medical ailment is highly illegal.

To punish someone for the natural functions of their body is ridiculous, and because some think that those functions are funny, is not reason for punishment.

Although, I guess this reaction stems from the same reason people don`t like to hear that they are going to die. Reality is not some Disneyfied world where everything is perfect and good. Reality has many things about it that we don`t really like, and it doesn`t give a damn about our opinion.

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Male 2,593
wow that reporter was hot
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Female 495
Bloody hell!
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Female 731
NO HUMOUR. EVER. *riding crop*
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Male 2,514
Yes, he`s had many problems in the past. No the least of which is his father who doesn`t understand the importance of proper grammar.
No wonder the kid is in a "last chance" school.
EDUCATION STARTS AT HOME, YOU DOUCHE BAG DAD!
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Male 1,788
"thinks the punishment stinks!"

Oh BWAHAHAHA! Oh local news, you slay me with your obvious puns. Wait, no you don`t.

On a related note, I don`t want to live in a country where I can`t fart on a bus and make it uncomfortable for everyone else.

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Male 309
no farting burping breathing sneezing coughing or anything at all bodily related!!!!!!!!
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Male 788
florida.
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Male 19,834
Link: Teen Banned From School Bus for Making Noises [Rate Link] - Fart noises. And yes, he`s from Florida.
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