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Date: 03/22/09 03:32 PM

62 Responses to Teen Banned From School Bus for Making Noises

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    March 22, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Link: Teen Banned From School Bus for Making Noises - Fart noises. And yes, he`s from Florida.
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    DeeCache Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    florida.
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    yofuzzy Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    no farting burping breathing sneezing coughing or anything at all bodily related!!!!!!!!
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    "thinks the punishment stinks!"

    Oh BWAHAHAHA! Oh local news, you slay me with your obvious puns. Wait, no you don`t.

    On a related note, I don`t want to live in a country where I can`t fart on a bus and make it uncomfortable for everyone else.

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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    March 22, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Yes, he`s had many problems in the past. No the least of which is his father who doesn`t understand the importance of proper grammar.
    No wonder the kid is in a "last chance" school.
    EDUCATION STARTS AT HOME, YOU DOUCHE BAG DAD!
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    Kay62442 Female 13-17
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    March 22, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    NO HUMOUR. EVER. *riding crop*
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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Bloody hell!
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    March 22, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    wow that reporter was hot
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    Pilanus Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    I have acid reflux, which every other month or so, I have a day or two where I burp uncontrollably, and the burps smell like sulfur dioxide(rotten eggs), and while the experience is most unpleasant for me, I do get a kick out of it when others get a whif and are revolted by it.

    Now, if I were ever punished in school for it, I can assure you that that school would be hearing from my lawyer, as discrimination and punishment towards someone with an uncontrollable medical ailment is highly illegal.

    To punish someone for the natural functions of their body is ridiculous, and because some think that those functions are funny, is not reason for punishment.

    Although, I guess this reaction stems from the same reason people don`t like to hear that they are going to die. Reality is not some Disneyfied world where everything is perfect and good. Reality has many things about it that we don`t really like, and it doesn`t give a damn about our opinion.

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    insaneee Female 13-17
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    March 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    "Hope that this will blow over."
    HAHAHA.
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    emzrok Female 13-17
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    March 22, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    a question...is the reason all these ridiculous stories are from florida is because the news decides to report the stupidest things it can find, or is the entire population of the state just ridiculous?
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    bobthemime Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    John Lock, Jr??

    come on give him a chance, his dad died as Jeremy Bentham, and then came back to life on an island....i think he can fart all he wants

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    corrine26 Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    "Last Chance School" student FTW!! Let him walk. Jeezus.
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    VirtualParty Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    He was probably being a mean person in other ways they were just looking for a way to get him to drat off.
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    shinsvaka Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    emzrok, the whole state is ridiculous.
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    DHise Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    This is one of the best stories to come out of Florida. I got one quite similar to this. A friend of mine once ripped the most sincere gas before class started and then the teacher walked in, almost throwing up in his mouth. My friend, having ripped in that class all the time, started laughing like usual, and the teacher, knowing it was him after dealing with him and his smell so many other times, had enough. The teacher didn`t even say anything, he just glared at my friend and said "Out." It was hilarious.

    On a side note, those are some of the fanciest school buses I`ve ever seen.

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    Treli1337 Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    bobthemime i was thinking the same thing!
    LOST references =]
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    evilducky00 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    Kicked off for farting? WTF
    We only got kicked off the bus for fighting whats up with schools today.
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    aust4beer Male 30-39
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    March 22, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    The best part of the story is the reporter, smokin hot
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    Wait, was it fart noises or was he actually farting?

    And I assume this was a slow day...

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    March 22, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    Wow, the kids on my bus are BAD. And I mean BAAADD. If -we- got suspended for just making noises or whatever...
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    amped35 Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    STOP MAKING FUN OF US FLORIDIOTS d:
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    I think Florida should be re-nicknamed The Facepalm State :P
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    Florida off the US!!
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    thediddler Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    why is this news? Even Florida as something better to report!
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    The driver thought he did it because he was laughing. What kind of idiot laughs when someone else farts?
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    Slade8 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    "Florida off the US!!"
    Don`t worry, they`ll be the first to go when the ice caps melt. >:D

    Also, I`m getting sick of these news reports and their half-assed puns. "His dad thinks the punishment STINKS, durrhurrhurr!"

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    All4nothing Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    I`m from Florida, and I honestly hate it here. It`s the old person Capitol and all the snowbirds come here so the traffic sucks. But We`ve done much worse on our bus, one time this kid yelled at a women calling her a hooker, and the same kid asked the bus driver to stop so he can jerk off. But farts? What the hell...
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    mehh Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    I was kicked off the bus for accidentally pushing the button for the wrong stop. I told the bus driver it was a mistake and he still made me get out. I was only about 7 too. Bus drivers are d*cks
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    Glowy Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    Who gives a poo?
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 22, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    The media is on a long downward spiral when farts make the news...
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    "To punish someone for the natural functions of their body is ridiculous, and because some think that those functions are funny, is not reason for punishment."

    I`m almost positive the kid leaned over and forced it out to make it as loud as possible and then made a big show of it.

    I do like the that bus driver wrote on the report that the fart made it hard to breath. Must have been pretty heinous.

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    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    lol. I don`t even know where to begin with this one...
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    Bored2Run Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    This is ridiculous. I can`t believe this bus driver let alone the school system that followed through with a punishment. The disruption was from other`s inability to react quietly to a natural body function.

    If this kid was passing gas on purpose and won`t admit it, he`s an attention seeker. Isn`t practically every teenager?

    If this kid was laughing the loudest at the "other" person he claims passed gas, then yeah, he deserves the punishment.

    Bus drivers have to have a resonable volume from their passengers. If a bus driver has to continually babysit people who can`t conduct themselves reasonably, then it`s up to the bus driver to stop what they`re doing and remind the passengers.

    But to be suspended? Um....I don`t know. I think of my old school bus driver. She`d strike the fear in you if you got out of line far more than anything the school administration could. LOL Trust me. I pushed her once. Never did it again.

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    zazuch Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    i really really hate news reporters and there bad bad bad puns they make.
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    wtf? punished for *farting*? perhaps its immature if he did it on purpose, but this other could was just laughing at him. why is that worthy of suspension?
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    ok, be honest. who else thot she was hot.
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    ross8179 Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    Why did they have to end the video with a fart joke? -.-
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 22, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    Woman goes to doctor and says "Doc, I have this terrrrible flatulence problem, it really is most embarrassing, I just flatulate alll the time. LUCKILY for me, they are silent and don`t smell at all. Why, would you believe I`ve flatulated 5 times since I walked in here already?"

    "Here, get this prescription filled", says the Doc.

    "But that`s a nasal spray and ear drops!", she says.

    "Yes", says the Doc. "First we`ll sort out your nose and hearing, then we`ll deal with the flatulence..."

  40. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    Suspension went overboard as far as punishment goes.

    This school bus driver needs to lighten up, So do the school principals.

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    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    Some question the maturity of people for laughing at a fart.

    I, personally, question the existence of a brain in any staff of that school. Not one of them thought that this was no reason for a suspension?

    Hell, last I checked, farting doesn`t crash a bus. Farting doesn`t involve calling 911 at any point in time that I know of...

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    aBISS Male 13-17
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    March 22, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    That reporter was hot.
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    trp712 Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 12:20 am
    WOAH that is harshhhhhh. and also, that kid was an 8th grader???
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    teph2112 Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 1:51 am
    "Some question the maturity of people for laughing at a fart."

    I question the maturity of the authority
    Seriously, it`s like slapping each other for no reason

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 23, 2009 at 2:51 am
    > teph2112
    > Seriously, it`s like slapping each other for no reason

    Without using fish, you mean?

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    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Wow.

    It`s pretty freaking insulting when you get kicked off a bus for putting other students in danger for your fart. XD

    No, bit really, that`s probably one of the stupidest things I`ve ever heard. There are kids who`ve PUKED on buses and they don`t get kicked off.

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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    March 23, 2009 at 7:27 am
    "Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make other children laugh and it is so stinky that you can`t breath after he does it."

    That`s what the report said. I would have insisted that my son be allowed back on the bus. Farting is not something you can always control, and to kick someone off the bus for it is inexcusable.

    Then again, the report did say that these kids go to a last chance school....

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    Knightsofwar Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 7:34 am
    wow the school officials are fags.
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    Taipan Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 7:39 am
    this kid is in grade 8? did his parents make his bed from manure for someing jezz lol.
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 10:03 am
    haha on my schoolbus someone was busy sniffing aerosols while his mates were smoking on the back seat (right above the dratting engine) and nobody seemed to give a drat

    (this was a while ago btw. You cant smoke on buses any more in this country)

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    mikallang Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 10:25 am
    taipan
    "this kid is in grade 8? did his parents make his bed from manure for someing jezz lol"

    what?

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    Bekll Female 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    "I think Florida should be re-nicknamed The Facepalm State :P"
    Texas has that title.
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    robrobrob125 Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    He thinks the punishment stinks...see what they did there?
  54. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Jeez

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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    first impression: that kids a jerk. later in the story it comes out that he goes to a special school for young weasles who can`t behave themselves. this kid is never going to learn, he`ll always be worthless.
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    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    my friend got detention for farting on the bus. when he went into the principals office the principal started laughing
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    5405841 Female 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    I go to school in Florida and our school buses aren`t that nice. How come we don`t get nice fancy school buses?
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    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
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    March 24, 2009 at 1:24 am
    "see which one done it"
    Why? OH WHY??
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    JGESS Male 18-29
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    March 24, 2009 at 9:02 am
    i dont understand it... when you gotta go, you gotta go... shouldnt be punishable... if he had a stink bomb or something, then yes... but not for a bodily function
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    thewh22 Female 18-29
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    March 24, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Gotta say it-

    you can`t tell John Locke what he can`t do!!

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    March 26, 2009 at 1:14 am
    Wow...
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    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    Seriously, the few times I have posted.. almost always I have to live with the fact that so many dumb things that come out of, and generally close to where I live. It`s depressing sometimes. =\

    Poor kid, btw. Forever known as the kid that got suspended over having the poots.

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