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Date: 03/20/09 12:11 PM

92 Responses to Teacher Arrested After Fapping In HS Classroom

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:00 am
    Link: Teacher Arrested After Fapping In HS Classroom - Surprise: It didn`t take place in Florida this time. You`re going to love his reason.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Broken link I think.
  3. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    I`d love the reason even more if I could get the right link.
  4. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    linkie fixx :[
  5. Profile photo of Frydae
    Frydae Female 18-29
    117 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    is the link broken? it`s not working for me
  6. Profile photo of S_chezz
    S_chezz Male 18-29
    63 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    broken link for me
  7. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    his reminds me of my high school where a teacher had an affair with a student. and they were caught in his class room in a very awkward pose and a ruler 0.0
  8. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    I get: http://www.i-am-bored.com/teacher

    The page cannot be found.

    IIS error 404 blah blah blah.

    Web development teacher perhaps?

  9. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    @sup_weenie, were they measuring lengths or depths? :P
  10. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    broken link...
  11. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    LMAO what a pathetic excuse
  12. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    You know, saying "Broken link" over and over and over and over and over will not help the situation any.
    Just go away and check later to see if it`s fixed.
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    turtlegirl39 Female 30-39
    5 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Try this link....HAHAHA
  14. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    "You know, saying "Broken link" over and over and over and over and over will not help the situation any.
    Just go away and check later to see if it`s fixed. "

    trust, the more times you say it, the faster it gets fixed

  15. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Applying lotion... hell, I`ve seen worse excuses.
  16. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    ew.
    he looks freaky to me...
  17. Profile photo of TVirus014
    TVirus014 Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    man people are pussies. masturbating is natural, don`t home-school a kid when you are doing something natural. and i know that people are going to say "sex is natural", "this is natural", blah blah blah. he needed relief, that`s it. at least he didn`t have sex with a student.
  18. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Note to parents: Your children are doing worse than this on their own. I`m usually angry that parents blame others instead of doing their own parenting, but it`s just the opposite in this case. Way too protective to home-school after that one incident.
  19. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    I must not masterbate at school
    I must not masterbate at school
    I must not masterbate at school
    I must not masterbate at school
    I must not masterbate at school
    I must not masterbate at school...
  20. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    fapping.. thats a new one for me
  21. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    "Parent Roy Ashworth, who was waiting to pick up his son, said he might consider home schooling his teenager next year." - Yes, thats the answer, bloody hell.

    Anyway, TVirus014 - its ok because he needed relief? Because it is so impossible to do that before, or after, school in the privacy of his own home? No, its not excusable! He is in a position of care and responsibility for minors! Doing something so inappropriate when it could be seen by those minors is also not excusable. Its an abuse of his responsibilities. And for me the only right course of action is suspension - investigation - go find yourself another job.

    If he was in a job surrounded by adults then thats bad enough, but around CHILDREN?! Because high school or not, thats what they are. Im sure they all do it too, at home, alone... But they do not need to see their teacher do it.

  22. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    So he was DISCHARGED?
  23. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    I like the one idiot parent who was going to homeschool his kid because of this.
  24. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    obviously trying to get over the stress of the day! no wait 8am morning wood. can`t teach that uptight, i`ll just apply the lotion and relief will come.
  25. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    lol. Applying lotion. Awesome excuse.
  26. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    lmao off at the pussy parent that said he`d homeschool his child, summon the fail whale for him. `Applying lotion`! roflmao, i have something similar see there`s a rash in my taint that can only be applied orally. Give me a break.
  27. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    I have a medical condition that requires me to apply lotion to my p.p...rapidly.
  28. Profile photo of LoveMexicola
    LoveMexicola Female 13-17
    140 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Lol at that girl who wanted to come home early from school cause she was scared that her teacher had been wanking in the classroom xD

    Yeah, its a bit inappropriate that he`s doing it in a classroom, but its nothing to be afraid of. God, some people need to grow some balls.

  29. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    He was quite hot for a teacher tbh.
  30. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    "Parent Roy Ashworth, who was waiting to pick up his son, said he might consider home schooling his teenager next year."

    Overreactive mean person.

  31. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    LOL at fail parent homeschooling their kid because of it
    Applying lotion indeed... I see that becoming a new eupamism, like colgate accident XD
  32. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    He`s 22, really, they shouldn`t be so suprised...
    It`s still nasty though xD
  33. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    lotion? really?
  34. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Well not always this is bad. In HS I had a couple hawt English teachers - and I`d have never objected if she started fingering in class! *perv face*

    I can only suppose it could be the same case with female students and (a minority of) male teachers...

  35. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    It puts the lotion on it`s skin... and then faps incessantly. great stuff, really
  36. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    "This isn`t what it looks like! I was just applying lotion. Honest."
  37. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Ew... What a sicko
  38. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Harijuku I was thinking the same thing, but then again I`m a pervert.
  39. Profile photo of RG900
    RG900 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    haha funny poo sucks for him..he couldnt keep it in his pants
  40. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    I also stand up to the plate and admit he is a damn sexy teacher. Too bad he is a creeper.
  41. Profile photo of MandaPanda1
    MandaPanda1 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    I hope that man would not seriously homeschool his son just because some guy was masturbing. Really people? -_- and that girl who said she was "scared" was obviously just trying to get out of school lol
  42. Profile photo of ItsJess
    ItsJess Female 13-17
    83 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Everyone is freaking out that the parent wants to home school his son, but its not JUST because of the teacher having fun in class. Its because they found a gun and installed metal detectors and who knows what else because the parents are never notified of anything!
  43. Profile photo of buttersisluv
    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Homeschooling? A stretch.
    Gun? Obvious rumor.

    Just kick him out of the school, and once he`s gone I doubt anyone will be in any danger.

    Sometimes I feel like I have more common sense than most authoritative figures. =P

  44. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    what exactly was the girl so scared of that she needed to go home? she heard a rumor that he flashed a girl on purpose, but even if it happened that way the guy was already in jail and had no way to get to her. she just wanted to go home.
  45. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Wow, next thing you know, they`re gonna arrest people for having boners during school.
  46. Profile photo of Kyhole
    Kyhole Male 13-17
    74 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    wait a sec masturbating in school is wrong?
  47. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Well of course he needed to apply lotion! Masturbating 25 times a day leaves you very sore and irritated.
  48. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    He`s not as old as I thought he would be. Thank god.
  49. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    Why didn`t he just go do it in the bathroom like the rest of us?
  50. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Kyhole, that says alot about you, jk jk jk!

    seriously though, why didn`t he go some where else to do that, if his door hads a window, then someone is gonna see him

  51. Profile photo of huskyhusky
    huskyhusky Male 13-17
    117 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    This happened at my school too. WTF is up with teachers?
  52. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    eurgh.
  53. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    WTF? At least lock the f`n door. Just saying...
  54. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    mkay...so someone is horny and because of it his whole life gets ruined...poor guy :[
  55. Profile photo of Lost_Nemmy
    Lost_Nemmy Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    The home schooling bit is exaggerated. It`s not for all that. This guy proble couldn`t get rid of his morning wood.
  56. Profile photo of excelman
    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Of course if the teacher was a female, she would have an audience
  57. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    Applying lotion....? Use the Goddamn bathroom, douche.
  58. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    hmmm... I see many MANY ways he could have avoided that. He really is an idiot, and I agree with the sentence.
  59. Profile photo of ctucker
    ctucker Male 18-29
    128 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    "Of course if the teacher was a female, she would have an audience -Excelman"

    This is true. But seriously for whatever the reason for his fapping the Restroom would have been the place to go. And why were two of the three interviews with male student`s parents? Wouldn`t this be more of a female student concern?

  60. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    He`s hot. And actually, pretty normal.

    Cmon guys, I`m sure some of you fantasized of masturnbating in the weirdest places before. This guy just happens to act on it.

    And yes, I agree. A woman doing this wouldn`t have been arrested.

  61. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    what a douche. the sentence wasn`t light enough
  62. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 20, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    > "If I would have known about it, my son wouldn`t be coming to school," Ashworth said.

    Forget your son, go back to school yourself. "If I HAD known about it, my son wouldn`t be GOING to school"

    And WTF is all the fuss about notifying parents etc? It was 8 am in the morning, surely that was before school even started?

  63. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    did anyone else get a popup ad for Classmate search?
  64. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    I like how quickly the story gets twisted. This guy was innocently trying to rub one out in the "privacy" of his own classroom and then some girl sends a text to her mom saying he was exposing himself to female students. He was just trying to relax before the day began.
  65. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    of course NO ONE at a new orleans public school has ever heard of sex or masturbation...omg
    give the guy a break
  66. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    @: lionhart2- "It was 8 am in the morning, surely that was before school even started?"

    My past two schools both started before 8am ( 7:30 and 7:50)

  67. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    He did get his job done as a teacher. I didn`t know what "fapping" was until now. I learned something.
  68. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    My school starts at 8:53...
  69. Profile photo of mjloveya
    mjloveya Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    High school usually starts before 8am (in Florida, anyway) so he probably had a planning period first... and decided to have a little "me" time?

    Thank God it wasn`t in Florida, for once... I`m sick of hearing about schools in my community with perverts teaching. My younger sister`s English teacher was arrested for having sex and drinking with 2 students! Ugh...

  70. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    suspended without pay? wooooooow.
  71. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    At least he didn`t get suspended without play.

    Sorry.

  72. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    If it was at 8AM class was probably just about to start...Perhaps he was just...Finishing up?
  73. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    He should sign up with IAB, we have so many opinions on here in any debate that every post turns into a mass debate.
  74. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    I guess he couldn`t wait. He was just young and dumb and apparently extremely randy.
  75. Profile photo of morganpaige
    morganpaige Female 18-29
    46 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    Yikes! The quality of the people in this world is drastically going down everyday, it seems!
  76. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    Don`t ask that man for gum.......
  77. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    I have a skin condition!
  78. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:51 am
    Can you imagine what extra credit would constitute?
  79. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:37 am
    "Not only are Lehrman`s actions disturbing, Ashworth said, but the school`s failure to notify parents is troubling.

    "If I would have known about it, my son wouldn`t be coming to school," Ashworth said."

    Question answered.

  80. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:50 am
    Stupid of what he done. Extremely
    By why did they put his address on there? Are they wanting people to go and do something to him? Or is it not his address but the school`s address I`m just curious.
  81. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2009 at 6:51 am
    Welcome to the Victorian States of America
  82. Profile photo of Koner_Rox
    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2009 at 7:21 am
    "he admitted exposing himself, but said he was applying lotion because of a medical condition"
    lamest excuse ever
  83. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:39 am
    Oh come on, high school chicks are practically begging for it lol
  84. Profile photo of gbpackers12
    gbpackers12 Male 13-17
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    March 21, 2009 at 9:26 am
    "he admitted exposing himself, but said he was applying lotion because of a medical condition"

    like i havent heard that one before

  85. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    March 21, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    um hello! the bathroom! they have bathrooms! and i think theres one in the teacher lounge im guessing.
  86. Profile photo of crimmeh
    crimmeh Female 18-29
    103 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Is it bad that my first thought
    was "Well at least he`s young and somewhat attractive"? =(
  87. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Turns out it isn`t always the old fat ones that do creepy pervy things.
  88. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Surprised no-one has said "all teachers are wankers anyway"
  89. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Lotion, lmao.
  90. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    March 31, 2009 at 1:01 am
    People considering pulling kids out of school for that? That`s stupid. Yes, the guy was not very smart to do this, but the fact he was "caught" means his intention was not to do it in front of students.
    It`s a natural urge and by high school, I doubt that would "scar" anyone anyway. As if they haven`t seen worse by now.
  91. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 1:03 am
    And screw you guys with late starting sessions! School starts at 7:05 here!
  92. Profile photo of Zequr
    Zequr Female 18-29
    138 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:48 am
    Oh no, they are going to be damaged for life! Make him pay up a bit and forget about it. Grow up USA

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