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Date: 03/12/09 12:11 PM

40 Responses to Siamese Crocodiles

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Link: Siamese Crocodiles - How do they pee?
  2. Profile photo of chode095
    chode095 Male 18-29
    85 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    through their mouths
  3. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    ...
    Awesome.
    Can they swing each other around like they would with a tail? That`d be awesome. Semi-flying crocodile aimed at your face.
  4. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Very carefully.
  5. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    that would have to suck horribly
  6. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Only in Thailand....
  7. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    They`ll only be cute for so long. Then it`ll either self-destruct, or destroy us all.
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    Freyr108 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    why on earth would they want to operate? if they are in good health theres no need to and this way they can make an exibit outta them
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    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    That. Is. AWSOME.
  10. Profile photo of Spiralz2k8
    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
    284 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    I Know How They Pee,
    Goes In 1 End And Comes Out The Other.
    In 1 Mouth Out The Other Mouth.
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    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    "vets say its too early to operate"

    id like to see them tell an adult croc with 2 heads theyre about to chop it in half

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    Aj_ratboy Male 18-29
    165 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    how do they pee you ask??

    well concidering you can see thier cloaca (the hole on their undeside), i`d say its pretty obvious.

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    Takillya Male 18-29
    57 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    should just let it grow up and keep it as a pet, like some sort of unholy crocodile guard dog
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    skyblue_15 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk51/...

    Had to.

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    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    haha
    catdog
  16. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    That`s EXACTLY what I was thinking shaboinkin!

    CATDOG!!!!!!!

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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    that wouldn`t last long in the wild.

    Darwin sez let it die.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Shab, so is this like... croccroc...?
  19. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    I thought I saw a little peehole... maybe I`m wrong.
  20. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    I`ve seen lots of siamise "catdogs" like that, but never thought about that question...
    How DO they pee?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    How do thay make desitions
  22. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    i saw it too ladymorgue
  23. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    Generally when these things are born they dont pee, they just die out within a short while. Which sucks cause this would make a pretty awesome creature. Cant sneak up on that bad boy.. Kevin Smith was once asked a question which reminds me of things being half and half. It was "if you had to be half sausage half man, which way would you want it."
  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    Crikey, Steve Irwin would need twins to play with this croc!
  25. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    Wait, since Thailand used to be called Siam, aren`t all of those crocodiles Siamese?
  26. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    "Crikey, Steve Irwin would need twins to play with this croc!"
    -------------------------------------
    Well since they probably won`t live too long I bet he will get that chance soon.
  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 12:43 am
    You`re not admitting there`s a Heaven and a Hell are you Neg????
  28. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:46 am
    They don`t pee because they have a cloaca instead of an anus and urethra. I`m a bio nerd :)
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    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:38 am
    aawww they r so cute!
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    haha, cute yet deadly

    If some Take-over-the word-wannabe got themselves those crocs and cloned them...somehow to peoduce siamese...

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    Erunen Male 18-29
    190 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    Good GOD, there is no escape from the teeth!
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    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 12:25 am
    how DO they pee?

    hmmmm..

  33. Profile photo of newbert
    newbert Female 13-17
    32 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 1:41 am
    lol
    my dad told me a joke similar to this
    here it is...
    whats the meanest animal in the world?
    a crocadile!
    half a crocadile and half an alligater
    how do they poo?
    thats why theyre sooooo mean!
    lol
  34. Profile photo of TrippyZero
    TrippyZero Male 13-17
    60 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 2:06 am
    I dont get the joke, it`s utterly confusing me.
  35. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 7:51 am
    I`d attach flame-throwers to its mouth, give it wings, inject growth hormones into its blood then set about conquering the world on its back.
  36. Profile photo of Manar
    Manar Male 30-39
    196 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 10:01 am
    He ment that since the crocagator cannot go to the bathroom it is in extreme discomfort and that makes it act mean.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    you call that "good health"?
  38. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    not to be a know it all but good health doesn`t include physical deformities.
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    ilikeninjas Male 13-17
    31 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    wow gorgak thats deep... AND AWESOME

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