Siamese Crocodiles

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

How do they pee?
There are 40 comments:
Male 31
wow gorgak thats deep... AND AWESOME
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Male 5,189
Aww. Imagine if that made it to adult hood. o.o
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Female 1,604
not to be a know it all but good health doesn`t include physical deformities.
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Male 7,378
you call that "good health"?
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Male 196
He ment that since the crocagator cannot go to the bathroom it is in extreme discomfort and that makes it act mean.
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Male 4,680
I`d attach flame-throwers to its mouth, give it wings, inject growth hormones into its blood then set about conquering the world on its back.
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Male 60
I dont get the joke, it`s utterly confusing me.
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Female 32
lol
my dad told me a joke similar to this
here it is...
whats the meanest animal in the world?
a crocadile!
half a crocadile and half an alligater
how do they poo?
thats why theyre sooooo mean!
lol
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Female 335
how DO they pee?

hmmmm..

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Male 190
Good GOD, there is no escape from the teeth!
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Female 4,225
haha, cute yet deadly

If some Take-over-the word-wannabe got themselves those crocs and cloned them...somehow to peoduce siamese...

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Female 859
aawww they r so cute!
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Female 528
They don`t pee because they have a cloaca instead of an anus and urethra. I`m a bio nerd :)
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Male 8,300
You`re not admitting there`s a Heaven and a Hell are you Neg????
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Male 2,582
"Crikey, Steve Irwin would need twins to play with this croc!"
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Well since they probably won`t live too long I bet he will get that chance soon.
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Male 15,832
Wait, since Thailand used to be called Siam, aren`t all of those crocodiles Siamese?
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Male 8,300
Crikey, Steve Irwin would need twins to play with this croc!
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Male 372
Generally when these things are born they dont pee, they just die out within a short while. Which sucks cause this would make a pretty awesome creature. Cant sneak up on that bad boy.. Kevin Smith was once asked a question which reminds me of things being half and half. It was "if you had to be half sausage half man, which way would you want it."
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Female 1,082
i saw it too ladymorgue
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Female 9,572
How do thay make desitions
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Male 499
I`ve seen lots of siamise "catdogs" like that, but never thought about that question...
How DO they pee?
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Female 1,516
I thought I saw a little peehole... maybe I`m wrong.
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Female 15,763
Shab, so is this like... croccroc...?
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Male 1,064
that wouldn`t last long in the wild.

Darwin sez let it die.

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Male 1,256
That`s EXACTLY what I was thinking shaboinkin!

CATDOG!!!!!!!

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Male 456
haha
catdog
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Female 193
Male 57
should just let it grow up and keep it as a pet, like some sort of unholy crocodile guard dog
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Male 165
how do they pee you ask??

well concidering you can see thier cloaca (the hole on their undeside), i`d say its pretty obvious.

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Male 249
"vets say its too early to operate"

id like to see them tell an adult croc with 2 heads theyre about to chop it in half

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Male 284
I Know How They Pee,
Goes In 1 End And Comes Out The Other.
In 1 Mouth Out The Other Mouth.
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Female 390
That. Is. AWSOME.
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Male 203
why on earth would they want to operate? if they are in good health theres no need to and this way they can make an exibit outta them
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Male 603
They`ll only be cute for so long. Then it`ll either self-destruct, or destroy us all.
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Male 562
Only in Thailand....
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Female 414
that would have to suck horribly
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Male 2,148
Very carefully.
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Male 722
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Awesome.
Can they swing each other around like they would with a tail? That`d be awesome. Semi-flying crocodile aimed at your face.
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Male 85
through their mouths
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Male 20,917
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