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Date: 03/16/09 03:00 PM

58 Responses to Sam Cummings: Craphead Slaphead

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Link: Sam Cummings: Craphead Slaphead - 16-year-old boy has the worst luck with acne. His pimples label his forehead an arse.
  2. Profile photo of iamboredtooo
    iamboredtooo Male 18-29
    215 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    interesting
  3. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    school shooting: imminent.
  4. Profile photo of sniperchick
    sniperchick Female 18-29
    23 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    "Craphead Slaphead"? That`s the lamest thing I`ve ever heard. =)
  5. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    HA! arse. idc if this is real or not it made me smile
  6. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    that is just the worst
  7. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    I feel bad for him. He needs proactive... if the stuff actually works.
  8. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    sniperchick, I agree :P not very creative.
  9. Profile photo of OhNoeItsElmo
    OhNoeItsElmo Male 13-17
    92 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    "He added: “The kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me.""

    how do u rip the piss out of someone? O.o

  10. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Whoa, wow... I didn`t think that could happen. That`s some harry potter poo right there!
    And do people actually put kids heads into toilets nowadays?! What is this like 1950?
  11. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    if none of you realize that this article is fake, then i lose all faith in the iab community
  12. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    As a poster commenting on the original link said.. from glancing at the mirror im sure he wouldn`t have noticed the worr arse!

    For the first time ever, because i have become sick of the word since joining I-A-B, i am calling FAKE

  13. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    I don`t know if I should trust the site which have ads with naked boobs. I mean... Ah, whatever. Looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time. Also, last name kinda gives that away too.
  14. Profile photo of CaaBaaRaa
    CaaBaaRaa Female 13-17
    180 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    Cummings hehe
  15. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Boobs in the newspaper is a British thing.

    I particularly like "The Sun" which is "Conservative" so rails on page one with a headline like "PEDOPHILES TAKING OVER BRITAIN", then on page 3 "Come see Alicia, she`s been 18 for 7 minutes and is doing our photoshoot"

  16. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    that is awesome. I would be that guys friend
  17. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    wow poor kid, i wouldnt blame him for going to town on the cruel kids with golf clubs and molotov roostertails.
  18. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    > TKD_Master
    > molotov roostertails

    [email protected]`s language filter, watch out for those roostertails everyone! And don`t mention the roosterpit of the plane, or that someone is acting a bit roostery today.

  19. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    KekS nice to see some people on I Am Bored haven`t forgotten that old joke:P
  20. Profile photo of kaptink
    kaptink Male 18-29
    128 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    the immature part of me hope it scars.
  21. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    has to be fake...no way....right?
  22. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    that has to be fake
  23. Profile photo of starlasatur9
    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    “The kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me."

    i love the brits

  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    > starlasatur9
    > i love the brits

    Good thing he wasn`t a Public School (ie Private School - go figure the Brits) boy - "Oeuh, do excuse One. One should have said, `the other progeny at our educational institute are joshing One to an extent of excreting One`s urine from One - jolly spiffing hijinx, what?"

  25. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    No way...

    I refuse to believe anyone has that awesomeness in their face.

  26. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    629 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    Eyes can`t be THAT blue...can they?
  27. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Stupid fake news article.
  28. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    Poor kid. Lol.
  29. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    i call shenanigans. no way thats real
  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    The page format, the ads, the very odd way it tends to blend together.

    TABLOOOIIIIIIIIID!

  31. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    accutane?
  32. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    What kind of sicko would want to stare at that for the few minutes it took to Photoshop it?
  33. Profile photo of kaseyface
    kaseyface Female 18-29
    221 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    He has *gorgeous* eyes! And even if his are fake, I`ve seen eyes like that on a little kid before and they`re ridiculously beautiful.

    Haha silly "article" too.

  34. Profile photo of kingdomCome
    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    This is from the paper that ran the headline "Aliens turned my son into a fishfinger".....
    ...so no, it isn`t real
  35. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    rule 34
  36. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    Not to mention his last name.
  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    > kingdomCome
    > This is from the paper that ran the headline "Aliens turned my son into a fishfinger"....

    Well don`t keep us in suspense!!! DID aliens turn his son into a fishfinger or not????

  38. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    His eyes distract from the acne... but it`s still gross. D:
  39. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    “It’s really crap - and the fact that I’ll just have to wait for them to heal is a real bum deal.”

    Aw man. Poor guy.

  40. Profile photo of Levon
    Levon Female 18-29
    103 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    woah.
  41. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    SHOPPED! OMGWTFLOLZ!!!111!
  42. Profile photo of logie2007
    logie2007 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    he kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me
  43. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    Sad thing is, beyond that acne, he`s a good looking guy. His eyes are something else, though. Woah.
  44. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    "...and shouting things when they see me in the corridor."
    Who says corridor? What a weird way to talk
  45. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    Karma`s a bitch, ain`t it?
  46. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    FlamedNight, you might not have noticed this is a British site :) lots of people there use that instead of hallways.

    hahah, well why would I be surprised? God just doesn`t like gingers...

    I especially appreciate the homepage`s inclusion of Xrated links for easy access when I am done catching up on the day`s events.

  47. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 12:05 am
    Poor kid.
  48. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 12:50 am
    STOP ALL THIS MINDLESS ON-TOPIC PRATTLING!!! I want to know if the aliens turn the guy`s son into a fishfinger or not!!!!
  49. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 12:56 am
    he did something bad
  50. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 3:32 am
    ahahahahahaha thats brilliant xD but craphead slaphead? seriously? such poor insults
  51. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Christ the lad was born to be ridiculed, *but* if you look past his complexion to his actual facial structure, I`ll bet he ends up being a Brad Pitt look alike.
  52. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 9:09 am
    An arse is supposed to be flushed down a toilet because that`s where it belongs?

    Man, normally I just sit on the thing. I`ve been doing it wrong all these years!!!!

  53. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 11:19 am
    hehehe poor kid
    I hope one day he`ll discover the wonders of "skincare".
  54. Profile photo of JacobTrue13
    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    someone else did that. Probably in his sleep. Its too perfect. I mean its got distinctive handwriting for god`s sake. Someone must have wipes loads of grease on his forehead. That can`t be real.
  55. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    Poor Guy.
  56. Profile photo of SavageNation
    SavageNation Male 40-49
    186 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    I agree- completely FAKE. Gross to boot!!
  57. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ..*gasp*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    ..poor bastard!
    ****
    Lionhart2 - That was seriously a headline from that paper? That should be posted. I want to know how that turned out.

  58. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 18, 2009 at 6:32 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHA CRAPHEAD SLAPHEAD

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