Sam Cummings: Craphead Slaphead

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Misc
http://www.sundaysport.com/view.asp?ID=445

16-year-old boy has the worst luck with acne. His pimples label his forehead an arse. [Warning: NSFW ad on article page]
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Female 859
HAHAHAHAHAHA CRAPHEAD SLAPHEAD
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Male 897
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ..*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

..poor bastard!
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Lionhart2 - That was seriously a headline from that paper? That should be posted. I want to know how that turned out.

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Female 376
I agree- completely FAKE. Gross to boot!!
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Female 178
Poor Guy.
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Male 260
someone else did that. Probably in his sleep. Its too perfect. I mean its got distinctive handwriting for god`s sake. Someone must have wipes loads of grease on his forehead. That can`t be real.
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Female 1,653
hehehe poor kid
I hope one day he`ll discover the wonders of "skincare".
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Male 817
An arse is supposed to be flushed down a toilet because that`s where it belongs?

Man, normally I just sit on the thing. I`ve been doing it wrong all these years!!!!

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Male 3,431
Christ the lad was born to be ridiculed, *but* if you look past his complexion to his actual facial structure, I`ll bet he ends up being a Brad Pitt look alike.
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Male 1,164
ahahahahahaha thats brilliant xD but craphead slaphead? seriously? such poor insults
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Male 275
he did something bad
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Male 8,302
STOP ALL THIS MINDLESS ON-TOPIC PRATTLING!!! I want to know if the aliens turn the guy`s son into a fishfinger or not!!!!
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Male 868
Poor kid.
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Female 3,696
FlamedNight, you might not have noticed this is a British site :) lots of people there use that instead of hallways.

hahah, well why would I be surprised? God just doesn`t like gingers...

I especially appreciate the homepage`s inclusion of Xrated links for easy access when I am done catching up on the day`s events.

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Male 181
Karma`s a bitch, ain`t it?
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Male 395
"...and shouting things when they see me in the corridor."
Who says corridor? What a weird way to talk
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Female 721
Sad thing is, beyond that acne, he`s a good looking guy. His eyes are something else, though. Woah.
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Male 34
he kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me
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Male 593
SHOPPED! OMGWTFLOLZ!!!111!
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Female 103
woah.
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Female 1,211
“It’s really crap - and the fact that I’ll just have to wait for them to heal is a real bum deal.”

Aw man. Poor guy.

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Female 15,763
His eyes distract from the acne... but it`s still gross. D:
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Male 8,302
> kingdomCome
> This is from the paper that ran the headline "Aliens turned my son into a fishfinger"....

Well don`t keep us in suspense!!! DID aliens turn his son into a fishfinger or not????

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Male 3,755
Not to mention his last name.
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Male 438
rule 34
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Male 338
This is from the paper that ran the headline "Aliens turned my son into a fishfinger".....
...so no, it isn`t real
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Female 221
He has *gorgeous* eyes! And even if his are fake, I`ve seen eyes like that on a little kid before and they`re ridiculously beautiful.

Haha silly "article" too.

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Male 2,582
What kind of sicko would want to stare at that for the few minutes it took to Photoshop it?
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Male 7,378
accutane?
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Male 9,305
The page format, the ads, the very odd way it tends to blend together.

TABLOOOIIIIIIIIID!

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Male 845
i call shenanigans. no way thats real
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Female 167
Poor kid. Lol.
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Male 1,788
Stupid fake news article.
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Male 629
Eyes can`t be THAT blue...can they?
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Male 4,004
No way...

I refuse to believe anyone has that awesomeness in their face.

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Male 8,302
> starlasatur9
> i love the brits

Good thing he wasn`t a Public School (ie Private School - go figure the Brits) boy - "Oeuh, do excuse One. One should have said, `the other progeny at our educational institute are joshing One to an extent of excreting One`s urine from One - jolly spiffing hijinx, what?"

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Female 140
“The kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me."

i love the brits

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Male 486
that has to be fake
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Male 7,933
has to be fake...no way....right?
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Male 128
the immature part of me hope it scars.
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Male 923
KekS nice to see some people on I Am Bored haven`t forgotten that old joke:P
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Male 8,302
> TKD_Master
> molotov roostertails

[email protected]`s language filter, watch out for those roostertails everyone! And don`t mention the roosterpit of the plane, or that someone is acting a bit roostery today.

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Male 4,793
wow poor kid, i wouldnt blame him for going to town on the cruel kids with golf clubs and molotov roostertails.
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Male 1,129
that is awesome. I would be that guys friend
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Male 4,546
Boobs in the newspaper is a British thing.

I particularly like "The Sun" which is "Conservative" so rails on page one with a headline like "PEDOPHILES TAKING OVER BRITAIN", then on page 3 "Come see Alicia, she`s been 18 for 7 minutes and is doing our photoshoot"

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Female 180
Cummings hehe
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Male 588
I don`t know if I should trust the site which have ads with naked boobs. I mean... Ah, whatever. Looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time. Also, last name kinda gives that away too.
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Female 495
As a poster commenting on the original link said.. from glancing at the mirror im sure he wouldn`t have noticed the worr arse!

For the first time ever, because i have become sick of the word since joining I-A-B, i am calling FAKE

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Male 231
if none of you realize that this article is fake, then i lose all faith in the iab community
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Female 346
Whoa, wow... I didn`t think that could happen. That`s some harry potter poo right there!
And do people actually put kids heads into toilets nowadays?! What is this like 1950?
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Male 92
"He added: “The kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me.""

how do u rip the piss out of someone? O.o

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Male 1,220
sniperchick, I agree :P not very creative.
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Female 662
I feel bad for him. He needs proactive... if the stuff actually works.
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Male 2,388
that is just the worst
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Male 1,629
HA! arse. idc if this is real or not it made me smile
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Female 23
"Craphead Slaphead"? That`s the lamest thing I`ve ever heard. =)
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Male 2,855
school shooting: imminent.
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Male 214
interesting
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Male 1,620
Link: Sam Cummings: Craphead Slaphead [Rate Link] - 16-year-old boy has the worst luck with acne. His pimples label his forehead an arse. [Warning: NSFW ad on article page]
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