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Date: 03/10/09 03:40 PM

79 Responses to Redneck Physics

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    Link: Redneck Physics - How not to get an off-road truck out of the mud.
  2. Profile photo of Powernuke
    Powernuke Male 13-17
    107 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    I`ll have to remember this.
  3. Profile photo of daru613
    daru613 Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 10, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    oh god, poor car
  4. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    ``dude I don`t want them to mess this truck``
    lollll
  5. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    Well that sucks.
  6. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    Some people just aren`t good problem solvers...
  7. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    Truck they`re pulling it out with looks great for the environment.
  8. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    The axle just got torn right out of it`s place...
  9. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    How embarrassing for them.
  10. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    No problem, just wheelie it all the way home!
  11. Profile photo of TheBadger
    TheBadger Male 40-49
    66 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    I think Carlos Mencia says it the best... "Deet dee dee."
  12. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    "How many rednecks does it take to move a vehicle out of the mud?"

    Answer: None - they fail every time.

    How the hell did this even seem logical to any of them? Seriously? Out of the 50 people there - no one stopped and said, "What the fu*k are we doing? This makes NO SENSE at ALL."

  13. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    Wow... Just, wow...
  14. Profile photo of handeman77
    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Hold my beer and watch this!
  15. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    "It`s Stuck!"
    "Just pull it!"
    "It`s stuck worse!"
    "Pull it harder!"
    "We broke it!"
    "Pull it some more!"
    LOL!!!!!
  16. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Hahahaha this reminds me of the idiots who tried to pull a car out of a snowbank and ripped the back end off :)

    How NOT to pull a car out of the snow

  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Hand..

    *claps hand over mouth*

    I can`t say it...

    BAH! THAT`S WHAT SHE SAID!

    I`m not proud. :(

  18. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Opie, your mind! Honestly!
  19. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    stupid hicks.
  20. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    A major case of WAY over-doing things..

    Seriously...with all the spectators there, I wouldn`t be surprised if they could muster enough strength between them to rock `n roll it out.

  21. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    i bet there not even rednecks
  22. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    it`s gonna cost more to fix that than what its worth
  23. Profile photo of zazuch
    zazuch Male 18-29
    286 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    what idiots. You don`t snap a tow rope/chains like that. you will break something every time you do that. You ease out intill the rope is tight then hit the gas. What idiots lol.
  24. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    those arent rednecks. just some kids trying to do some mudding and failing horribly
  25. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    Anyone notice the "Whiter teeth" ad at the top of the page or is it just me?
  26. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    "it`s gonna cost more to fix that than what its worth"

    AKA: Totalled. Next time, buy a 4X4 with a frame, not a crappy unibody Cherokee.

  27. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    i was just waiting for the white truck to fall in too at the end.
  28. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    "Well at least it`s out." Lol
  29. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    I`m wondering how they got in there in the first place. And yeah, placing the tow rope there is going to help wonders...
  30. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    how did the car get stuck in the first place
  31. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    they are pulling it out at a bad angle. should be infront or behind.
  32. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    its not a car, its a 4x4, they were oviously doing some offroading in a muddy stream.. which was too soft.
  33. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    cool lol
  34. Profile photo of beeze72
    beeze72 Male 30-39
    207 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    ummm yeah..because JERKING it out with a tow rope isn`t going to damage anything. I would love to see how they would tow a water skier.
  35. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    yeesh, whats with all the hostility towards "hicks" and "rednecks" honestly you guys are ignorant.. >.<
  36. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    now that i look at it, i don;`t really see a better way of getting it out
  37. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    i hate rednecks
  38. Profile photo of jayebee
    jayebee Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    They should have dug a plank of wood unto the mud infront of the front right tire. This would provide a makeshift ramp, and traction for the tire.
  39. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    "now that i look at it, i don;`t really see a better way of getting it out"

    crane. helecopter. tank. APC. tractor. you really didnt think very hard on that did you?

  40. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    no one thought about digging it out partially before towing it even though it was about 30% sunk in the mud...
    and then no one noiced that the front, (formerly) passenger side wheel was digging straight into the hill when they tried to pull it out

    its official: these people are the missing link(s)

  41. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    About 10 hours worth of work depending on the damage to the clutch. Parts are so abundant for the XJ you can grab a salvage vehicle for $500 US. Digging out of mud that thick is hard work but, it could have driven out on it`s own power, not now.
  42. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    "that right front tyre man"

    umm.. how about the whole front axle!?

    well thats good enough for the scrap heap now :)

  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    "THEY TOOK OUR JERRBS!!!"
  44. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    Damn Dude, Holy F@@k! Yeah, that about covers it. Stooopid, covers it too!
  45. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    > JoeYC
    > its not a car, its a 4x4


    Er... yeah. And its not a video, its a kinetic sequence of still-frames playing at high speed creating an apparent optical illusion of animated motion.

    It`s still a f`in car dude.

  46. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    2:22 "Thats not good" No sh*t!!!
  47. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    how did i no that was going to happen like really how dumb can one be theirs enough guys their they could have dratin lifted the thing out the mud n spare the last 3 mins of that vid
  48. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    if anyone know these idiots, tell em thanks for the entertainment.
  49. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    Man, talk about a day-ruiner.
  50. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    wow, even I could tell that was a bad idea.
  51. Profile photo of SlowestMe
    SlowestMe Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    lame
  52. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    Invest in some Bumper Jacks man.
  53. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    RE-tards
  54. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    like the last line... I don`t want to mess his truck up HAHAHA DUMB ASS!
  55. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    too long, too dumb, too funny
  56. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    "Turn that wheel to the right"
    "Not a big deal"

    "Dude i dont want them to mess this truck up" at the end just killed me

  57. Profile photo of insanmonster
    insanmonster Male 18-29
    291 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    Kinda funny...They should have dug a ditch on the passenger side of the Jeep so that it would roll out and not yank out...I would also like to note that that Pick-Up truck is a beast however I think its a Ford which means it sucks...anyways I also think that they meant that they didn`t want to mess up the pick-up truck in the last statement because all of that strain on the engine can`t be good for it...
  58. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    Well, they broke the first rule of getting a vehicle unstuck: turn your wheels toward the towing vehicle. Also, I counted at least 12 guys there. If they had all worked together, they could have just lifted the front end up out of that rut.
  59. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 12:33 am
    Long and boring.
  60. Profile photo of mikeymon
    mikeymon Male 18-29
    45 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 1:08 am
    for everyone who is going to watch this. skip to 1.50
  61. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 3:00 am
    Those aren`t rednecks.
    Rednecks don`t get stuck in the mud.
  62. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 3:47 am
    I just like the last 5 seconds when the cameraman grows some kind of conscience and finally says "Dude, I don`t want to mess his truck up" AFTER pretty much watching it get totaled.
  63. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 4:05 am
    they dont need a tow truck they need a truck sized coffin. Why the hell were people in the back seat of the truck could see it flipping.
  64. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 5:45 am
    That was Waaaaay to long and lame.
  65. Profile photo of BoomStick
    BoomStick Male 30-39
    122 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 6:26 am
    The producers of this fine video would like to thank the following:

    The 22 specators who were on scene (combined IQ 41) - we do it all for you
    Walmart for providing the wardrobe
    Jeff Foxworthy for telling the story or our people
    And the makers of beer for the inspiration

  66. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 8:22 am
    damn white trash
  67. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 8:30 am
    they tied the towrope to the axel? xD
  68. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 10:08 am
    hehehehe
    why didnt they just pull from the other side?
    and attach it to a better attatching-place?
  69. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 11:44 am
    seriously. Yea great work men.
  70. Profile photo of CrzyBeauty
    CrzyBeauty Female 18-29
    61 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    So.....they won`t be driving that 4x4 for a long time
  71. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Aww. It broke.
  72. Profile photo of luptonicedte
    luptonicedte Male 18-29
    98 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    All of them together could`ve picked it up... at least out of the mud..
  73. Profile photo of papasmurfe
    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    that truck pulling has some power,did anyone notice the exhaust on the truck cam up staight out of the back of the cab. yyeee hhhaawww 4uckin` sweeet
  74. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    "They still took our jerbs!!!"
  75. Profile photo of newlife
    newlife Male 40-49
    254 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    at the end..."i don`t wanna mess this truck up"....well too late for that you inbred idiot...might as well just sell that thing for scrap!!!....they-took-our-jerbs!!!!
  76. Profile photo of mort2101
    mort2101 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    newlife
    Male, 40-49, Midwest US
    242 Posts Wednesday, March 11, 2009 5:34:50 PM
    at the end..."i don`t wanna mess this truck up"....well too late for that you inbred idiot...might as well just sell that thing for scrap!!!....they-took-our-jerbs!!!!

    i think he was talking about the truck pulling it

  77. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    lol newlifes an lidiot
  78. Profile photo of AchLstStnd
    AchLstStnd Male 30-39
    144 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    I think he may need some alignment work done after that.
  79. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    omg man all those dudes and none with a brain... how can so many people be so much stupid...

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