Redneck Physics

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

How not to get an off-road truck out of the mud.
There are 79 comments:
Male 274
omg man all those dudes and none with a brain... how can so many people be so much stupid...
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Male 144
I think he may need some alignment work done after that.
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Male 243
lol newlifes an lidiot
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Male 37
newlife
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
242 Posts Wednesday, March 11, 2009 5:34:50 PM
at the end..."i don`t wanna mess this truck up"....well too late for that you inbred idiot...might as well just sell that thing for scrap!!!....they-took-our-jerbs!!!!

i think he was talking about the truck pulling it

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Male 254
at the end..."i don`t wanna mess this truck up"....well too late for that you inbred idiot...might as well just sell that thing for scrap!!!....they-took-our-jerbs!!!!
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Male 8,302
"They still took our jerbs!!!"
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Male 323
that truck pulling has some power,did anyone notice the exhaust on the truck cam up staight out of the back of the cab. yyeee hhhaawww 4uckin` sweeet
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Male 96
All of them together could`ve picked it up... at least out of the mud..
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Female 2,064
Aww. It broke.
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Female 61
So.....they won`t be driving that 4x4 for a long time
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Male 1,718
seriously. Yea great work men.
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Female 1,653
hehehehe
why didnt they just pull from the other side?
and attach it to a better attatching-place?
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Male 1,164
they tied the towrope to the axel? xD
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Female 855
damn white trash
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Male 122
The producers of this fine video would like to thank the following:

The 22 specators who were on scene (combined IQ 41) - we do it all for you
Walmart for providing the wardrobe
Jeff Foxworthy for telling the story or our people
And the makers of beer for the inspiration

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Male 4,807
That was Waaaaay to long and lame.
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Male 2,388
they dont need a tow truck they need a truck sized coffin. Why the hell were people in the back seat of the truck could see it flipping.
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Male 2,514
I just like the last 5 seconds when the cameraman grows some kind of conscience and finally says "Dude, I don`t want to mess his truck up" AFTER pretty much watching it get totaled.
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Male 568
Those aren`t rednecks.
Rednecks don`t get stuck in the mud.
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Male 45
for everyone who is going to watch this. skip to 1.50
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Male 2,582
Long and boring.
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Male 15,832
Well, they broke the first rule of getting a vehicle unstuck: turn your wheels toward the towing vehicle. Also, I counted at least 12 guys there. If they had all worked together, they could have just lifted the front end up out of that rut.
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Male 291
Kinda funny...They should have dug a ditch on the passenger side of the Jeep so that it would roll out and not yank out...I would also like to note that that Pick-Up truck is a beast however I think its a Ford which means it sucks...anyways I also think that they meant that they didn`t want to mess up the pick-up truck in the last statement because all of that strain on the engine can`t be good for it...
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Male 1,222

"Turn that wheel to the right"
"Not a big deal"

"Dude i dont want them to mess this truck up" at the end just killed me

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Male 736
too long, too dumb, too funny
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Male 609
like the last line... I don`t want to mess his truck up HAHAHA DUMB ASS!
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Male 1,686
RE-tards
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Male 3,431
Invest in some Bumper Jacks man.
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Male 55
lame
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Female 741
wow, even I could tell that was a bad idea.
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Male 1,256
Man, talk about a day-ruiner.
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Male 375
if anyone know these idiots, tell em thanks for the entertainment.
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Female 209
how did i no that was going to happen like really how dumb can one be theirs enough guys their they could have dratin lifted the thing out the mud n spare the last 3 mins of that vid
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Male 341
2:22 "Thats not good" No sh*t!!!
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Male 8,302
> JoeYC
> its not a car, its a 4x4


Er... yeah. And its not a video, its a kinetic sequence of still-frames playing at high speed creating an apparent optical illusion of animated motion.

It`s still a f`in car dude.

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Female 1,260
Damn Dude, Holy F@@k! Yeah, that about covers it. Stooopid, covers it too!
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Male 8,302
"THEY TOOK OUR JERRBS!!!"
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Female 4,197
"that right front tyre man"

umm.. how about the whole front axle!?

well thats good enough for the scrap heap now :)

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Male 1,404
About 10 hours worth of work depending on the damage to the clutch. Parts are so abundant for the XJ you can grab a salvage vehicle for $500 US. Digging out of mud that thick is hard work but, it could have driven out on it`s own power, not now.
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Male 833
no one thought about digging it out partially before towing it even though it was about 30% sunk in the mud...
and then no one noiced that the front, (formerly) passenger side wheel was digging straight into the hill when they tried to pull it out

its official: these people are the missing link(s)

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Male 4,793
"now that i look at it, i don;`t really see a better way of getting it out"

crane. helecopter. tank. APC. tractor. you really didnt think very hard on that did you?

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Male 26
They should have dug a plank of wood unto the mud infront of the front right tire. This would provide a makeshift ramp, and traction for the tire.
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Female 1,082
i hate rednecks
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Male 1,064
now that i look at it, i don;`t really see a better way of getting it out
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Male 2,076
yeesh, whats with all the hostility towards "hicks" and "rednecks" honestly you guys are ignorant.. >.<
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Male 207
ummm yeah..because JERKING it out with a tow rope isn`t going to damage anything. I would love to see how they would tow a water skier.
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Male 2,076
cool lol
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Male 721
its not a car, its a 4x4, they were oviously doing some offroading in a muddy stream.. which was too soft.
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Male 721
they are pulling it out at a bad angle. should be infront or behind.
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Male 468
how did the car get stuck in the first place
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Female 4,028
I`m wondering how they got in there in the first place. And yeah, placing the tow rope there is going to help wonders...
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Female 262
"Well at least it`s out." Lol
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Female 316
i was just waiting for the white truck to fall in too at the end.
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Male 1,590
"it`s gonna cost more to fix that than what its worth"

AKA: Totalled. Next time, buy a 4X4 with a frame, not a crappy unibody Cherokee.

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Male 9,306
Anyone notice the "Whiter teeth" ad at the top of the page or is it just me?
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Male 354
those arent rednecks. just some kids trying to do some mudding and failing horribly
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Male 286
what idiots. You don`t snap a tow rope/chains like that. you will break something every time you do that. You ease out intill the rope is tight then hit the gas. What idiots lol.
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Female 531
it`s gonna cost more to fix that than what its worth
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Male 488
i bet there not even rednecks
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Male 1,270
A major case of WAY over-doing things..

Seriously...with all the spectators there, I wouldn`t be surprised if they could muster enough strength between them to rock `n roll it out.

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Male 338
stupid hicks.
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Male 1,108
Opie, your mind! Honestly!
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Female 15,763
Hand..

*claps hand over mouth*

I can`t say it...

BAH! THAT`S WHAT SHE SAID!

I`m not proud. :(

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Male 512
Hahahaha this reminds me of the idiots who tried to pull a car out of a snowbank and ripped the back end off :)

How NOT to pull a car out of the snow

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Male 1,108
"It`s Stuck!"
"Just pull it!"
"It`s stuck worse!"
"Pull it harder!"
"We broke it!"
"Pull it some more!"
LOL!!!!!
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Male 240
Hold my beer and watch this!
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Male 1,244
Wow... Just, wow...
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Female 1,436
"How many rednecks does it take to move a vehicle out of the mud?"

Answer: None - they fail every time.

How the hell did this even seem logical to any of them? Seriously? Out of the 50 people there - no one stopped and said, "What the fu*k are we doing? This makes NO SENSE at ALL."

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Male 66
I think Carlos Mencia says it the best... "Deet dee dee."
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Male 1,929
No problem, just wheelie it all the way home!
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Male 1,788
How embarrassing for them.
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Male 722
The axle just got torn right out of it`s place...
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Male 536
Truck they`re pulling it out with looks great for the environment.
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Female 15,763
Some people just aren`t good problem solvers...
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Male 376
Well that sucks.
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Female 432
``dude I don`t want them to mess this truck``
lollll
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Male 1
oh god, poor car
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Male 107
I`ll have to remember this.
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Male 19,873
Link: Redneck Physics [Rate Link] - How not to get an off-road truck out of the mud.
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