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OK, Davy made my point a lot better than I did - its safety instructions, you don`t mess around with them. You make them clear and unambiguous so that people don`t die.
Let`s paint a picture... imagine this guy was giving the safety brief on the Hudson River landing.
The passengers would be like "Now how did this go... If this motherfunker starts to go down, you best grab your... No, hold on. It was: If we start to experience TURB-u-lence, you best grab your... No, that`s not right either.
F*ckberries, we appear to be dead.
Hate to be a sourpuss, but Airlines spend millions on this stuff for a reason...
Do you hate puppies, kittens and rainbows, too?
We never travel by them anymore though because we just go by cheapest, and Southwest isn`t the cheapest.
Oh yeah, give it 3 months and it`ll be "Listen up mofo`s, in the event of an emergency like yo ho gets knocked up or da plane crashes, mumble mumble bitch mumble yell fo shizzle!"
Although, I found his video. The one I found is just 16`000 views. That is not an internet sensation. the octomom parody has 2 million views.
Never fails to surprise me that CNN *STILL* thinks anything in the thousands is big news these days.