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Category: Funny
Date: 03/16/09 03:40 PM

54 Responses to Rapping Flight Attendant

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Link: Rapping Flight Attendant - Flight attendant David Holmes wants you to ``sit back, relax, and have a good time.``
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    March 16, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    I first read Raping a Flight Attendant, im too dissapointed
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    repost Male 13-17
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    March 16, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    i also read it as that mauser, how very let down i am right now
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    March 16, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Mauser: Alllrighty....
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    March 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Lol, that was great! I wish all flight attendants were like that...they`re all so boooring.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Sit down and shut up, if I`d wanted to listen to (c)rap I`d have bought a concert ticket not an airline ticket.
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    Squab27 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    that would be so awesome.
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    ZacchNasty Male 13-17
    83 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    I wouldn`t mind having that guy on one of my planes
  9. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    March 16, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Good idea.
    It makes people listen.

    Although, I found his video. The one I found is just 16`000 views. That is not an internet sensation. the octomom parody has 2 million views.

    Never fails to surprise me that CNN *STILL* thinks anything in the thousands is big news these days.

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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    March 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Lol, looked up evolution of dance as a comparable. 115 million views. << CNN take note.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    March 16, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    I think I have to start flying Southwest
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    excelman Male 30-39
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    March 16, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Of course if more and more flights had rapping flight attendents, then we would go back to ignoring them again
  13. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 16, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    > Baalthazaq
    > Good idea. It makes people listen

    Oh yeah, give it 3 months and it`ll be "Listen up mofo`s, in the event of an emergency like yo ho gets knocked up or da plane crashes, mumble mumble bitch mumble yell fo shizzle!"

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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    You`re right, it`s a slippery slope...
    Maybe if we change the music style?
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    we`ll have to change all the tiles in scrabble so the Z`s are worth less. I for one REFUSE to buy another scrabble board!
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    I`d listen if he did this, he seems like a nice guy, really.
  17. Profile photo of Emily55
    Emily55 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    @ excelman
    Next step: safety strip tease!
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    TheLegend Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    I really liked it! :) i`m glad that fresh fun new ideas aren`t automatically rejected
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 16, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    I agree with the passenger, I detest rap, and that was very entertaining.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    March 16, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    he`s the fresh prince of southwest
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    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    hahaha! i wish i could have a rapping flight attendant!!
  22. Profile photo of Canine
    Canine Male 13-17
    142 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    lionhart is a bigger buzz kill than buzz killington!
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    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    i think we need some snakes on this plane
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    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    not only is he a rapping flight attendant hes aslo a male one, and a black one at that. bravo southwest bravo, ** weeps **
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    I adore rhyming phrases, so, I think it`s great. :3
    Wonder if it`d get annoying after hearing it too many times?
    Then again, the Fresh Prince theme has never gotten on my nerves, and I must`ve heard it at least 50 times.
    So maybe not. :)
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    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    "i think we need some snakes on this plane"
    AGREED
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    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    i liked it. i think that if you were a frequent flier AND hated rap, then it could get annoying. lionhart into cutting people down?
    baltha`s-sac: i don`t think the numbers of hits matter as much to cnn as the playability of the clip. there are plenty of vids that have millions of hits, but absolutely no value to a cable news station. they`ll say `thousands` of hits to impress the old folks who have no idea.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    March 16, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Seems fun, but it could get annoying if you flew a lot, or if you were in an "I hate the world" mood. :-P
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    March 16, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    I love southwest airlines just becuase they are probably the smartest of all of the airline companies, and I`ve never ran into a pissy flight attendant. Most of the flight attendants are actually pretty funny.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    He should get all gangsta with it...
    "Yeeeeeaaaa Biiitches...Yo, it`s a west side hit, got my mac10 lit, muthafudgeas sit down and don`t say sh|t! You on my muthafudgein plane now nygua!"
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    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    Hehe I knew this was going to be Southwest, one flight I had with them the flight attendant doing the announcements was cracking jokes and had the whole cabin laughing by the time he was done.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    March 16, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    I`m scared of flying but this guy could make it pretty easy for me!
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    RG900 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    lol i bet he got a raise...
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    I F*CKING LOVE SOUTHWEST AIRLINES.

    We never travel by them anymore though because we just go by cheapest, and Southwest isn`t the cheapest.

    :(

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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    March 16, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    Pretty kewl
  36. Profile photo of Minicow
    Minicow Male 18-29
    59 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    "Sit down and shut up, if I`d wanted to listen to (c)rap I`d have bought a concert ticket not an airline ticket."

    Do you hate puppies, kittens and rainbows, too?

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    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    That is pretty cool. It`s nice to see a change from the ordinary sometimes.
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    corkex Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    I could make a comment that hip-hop lovers would understand....
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    I hate to get all sensible, but it`s a safety briefing, not a f*cking audition.

    Let`s paint a picture... imagine this guy was giving the safety brief on the Hudson River landing.

    The passengers would be like "Now how did this go... If this motherfunker starts to go down, you best grab your... No, hold on. It was: If we start to experience TURB-u-lence, you best grab your... No, that`s not right either.

    F*ckberries, we appear to be dead.

    Hate to be a sourpuss, but Airlines spend millions on this stuff for a reason...

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    > Minicow
    > Do you hate puppies, kittens and rainbows, too?

    OK, Davy made my point a lot better than I did - its safety instructions, you don`t mess around with them. You make them clear and unambiguous so that people don`t die.

  41. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    Yea, I would rather have my safety instructions screamed at me by the guy from Skid Row, all high pitched and loud.
    Or Axle Rose or something, "DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU`RE ON AN AIRPLANE BABY, YOU GOTTA LISTEN UP SO YOU DON`T DIIIIIE!".
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    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    Personally I would rather not have federally mandated safety requirements "rapped" to me. Cue the snakes.
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    ninjastyle52 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 11:21 pm
    looks like theres a bias here lol. wow people lighten up. you know if you were on that flight it would put a smile on your not so great looking faces ;).
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    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 11:36 pm
    Ya Lionhart2, those safety instructions do lots when a plane crashes. :rolleyes:
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    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 3:02 am
    lol thats really awesome
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    donza85 Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2009 at 4:35 am
    haha he knows how to spice things up a bit! good on him!! everyone hates hearing that rubbish especially when your a frequent flyer!! good job mate!!
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    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 11:05 am
    I always fly southwest! I hope I get him as a flight attendant this summer lol
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    lol thats awesome,
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    SavageNation Male 40-49
    188 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    Uh yeah, can we say 1995? Old.
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    jkahoon Female 18-29
    178 posts
    March 18, 2009 at 9:48 am
    I just want to point out that he is NOT doing the safety briefing, but rather, a pre departure briefing. How do I know? The main cabin door is still open. SWA is known for having a good time and being quirky, but they still can`t bypass FAA regulations. I guarantee once all the passengers are on and settled down, they do a real, normal briefing. Again, how do I know? It`s kind of my job.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    "Rapping Flight Attendant"
    beneath his name. not something you see there everyday
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    Slow news day?
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    themadcap Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 5:49 am
    I am sure once the FAA gets wind of this, that will be put to an end.
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    razlem Male 13-17
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    March 24, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    It`s been removed :(

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