Rapping Flight Attendant

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Flight attendant David Holmes wants you to ""sit back, relax, and have a good time.""
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Male 533
It`s been removed :(
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Male 97
I am sure once the FAA gets wind of this, that will be put to an end.
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Male 2,788
Slow news day?
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Male 1,193
"Rapping Flight Attendant"
beneath his name. not something you see there everyday
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Female 178
I just want to point out that he is NOT doing the safety briefing, but rather, a pre departure briefing. How do I know? The main cabin door is still open. SWA is known for having a good time and being quirky, but they still can`t bypass FAA regulations. I guarantee once all the passengers are on and settled down, they do a real, normal briefing. Again, how do I know? It`s kind of my job.
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Male 222
Uh yeah, can we say 1995? Old.
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Male 4,867
lol thats awesome,
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Female 370
I always fly southwest! I hope I get him as a flight attendant this summer lol
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Male 34
haha he knows how to spice things up a bit! good on him!! everyone hates hearing that rubbish especially when your a frequent flyer!! good job mate!!
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Female 317
lol thats really awesome
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Male 813
Ya Lionhart2, those safety instructions do lots when a plane crashes. :rolleyes:
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Male 8
looks like theres a bias here lol. wow people lighten up. you know if you were on that flight it would put a smile on your not so great looking faces ;).
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Male 375
Personally I would rather not have federally mandated safety requirements "rapped" to me. Cue the snakes.
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Male 2,582
Yea, I would rather have my safety instructions screamed at me by the guy from Skid Row, all high pitched and loud.
Or Axle Rose or something, "DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU`RE ON AN AIRPLANE BABY, YOU GOTTA LISTEN UP SO YOU DON`T DIIIIIE!".
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Male 8,302
> Minicow
> Do you hate puppies, kittens and rainbows, too?

OK, Davy made my point a lot better than I did - its safety instructions, you don`t mess around with them. You make them clear and unambiguous so that people don`t die.

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Male 12,138
I hate to get all sensible, but it`s a safety briefing, not a f*cking audition.

Let`s paint a picture... imagine this guy was giving the safety brief on the Hudson River landing.

The passengers would be like "Now how did this go... If this motherfunker starts to go down, you best grab your... No, hold on. It was: If we start to experience TURB-u-lence, you best grab your... No, that`s not right either.

F*ckberries, we appear to be dead.

Hate to be a sourpuss, but Airlines spend millions on this stuff for a reason...

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Male 28
I could make a comment that hip-hop lovers would understand....
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Male 712
That is pretty cool. It`s nice to see a change from the ordinary sometimes.
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Male 59
"Sit down and shut up, if I`d wanted to listen to (c)rap I`d have bought a concert ticket not an airline ticket."

Do you hate puppies, kittens and rainbows, too?

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Male 1,244
Pretty kewl
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Female 15,763
I F*CKING LOVE SOUTHWEST AIRLINES.

We never travel by them anymore though because we just go by cheapest, and Southwest isn`t the cheapest.

:(

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Male 250
lol i bet he got a raise...
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Female 2,289
I`m scared of flying but this guy could make it pretty easy for me!
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Male 436
Hehe I knew this was going to be Southwest, one flight I had with them the flight attendant doing the announcements was cracking jokes and had the whole cabin laughing by the time he was done.
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Male 2,582
He should get all gangsta with it...
"Yeeeeeaaaa Biiitches...Yo, it`s a west side hit, got my mac10 lit, muthafudgeas sit down and don`t say sh|t! You on my muthafudgein plane now nygua!"
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Male 976
I love southwest airlines just becuase they are probably the smartest of all of the airline companies, and I`ve never ran into a pissy flight attendant. Most of the flight attendants are actually pretty funny.
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Female 4,028
Seems fun, but it could get annoying if you flew a lot, or if you were in an "I hate the world" mood. :-P
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Male 736
i liked it. i think that if you were a frequent flier AND hated rap, then it could get annoying. lionhart into cutting people down?
baltha`s-sac: i don`t think the numbers of hits matter as much to cnn as the playability of the clip. there are plenty of vids that have millions of hits, but absolutely no value to a cable news station. they`ll say `thousands` of hits to impress the old folks who have no idea.
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Male 486
"i think we need some snakes on this plane"
AGREED
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Female 1,142
I adore rhyming phrases, so, I think it`s great. :3
Wonder if it`d get annoying after hearing it too many times?
Then again, the Fresh Prince theme has never gotten on my nerves, and I must`ve heard it at least 50 times.
So maybe not. :)
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Male 323
not only is he a rapping flight attendant hes aslo a male one, and a black one at that. bravo southwest bravo, ** weeps **
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Male 889
i think we need some snakes on this plane
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Male 142
lionhart is a bigger buzz kill than buzz killington!
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Female 681
hahaha! i wish i could have a rapping flight attendant!!
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Male 7,378
he`s the fresh prince of southwest
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Male 9,306
I agree with the passenger, I detest rap, and that was very entertaining.
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Male 83
I really liked it! :) i`m glad that fresh fun new ideas aren`t automatically rejected
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Female 125
@ excelman
Next step: safety strip tease!
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Male 1,853
I`d listen if he did this, he seems like a nice guy, really.
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Male 4,547
we`ll have to change all the tiles in scrabble so the Z`s are worth less. I for one REFUSE to buy another scrabble board!
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Male 4,547
You`re right, it`s a slippery slope...
Maybe if we change the music style?
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Male 8,302
> Baalthazaq
> Good idea. It makes people listen

Oh yeah, give it 3 months and it`ll be "Listen up mofo`s, in the event of an emergency like yo ho gets knocked up or da plane crashes, mumble mumble bitch mumble yell fo shizzle!"

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Male 418
Of course if more and more flights had rapping flight attendents, then we would go back to ignoring them again
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Male 7,933
I think I have to start flying Southwest
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Male 4,547
Lol, looked up evolution of dance as a comparable. 115 million views. << CNN take note.
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Male 4,547
Good idea.
It makes people listen.

Although, I found his video. The one I found is just 16`000 views. That is not an internet sensation. the octomom parody has 2 million views.

Never fails to surprise me that CNN *STILL* thinks anything in the thousands is big news these days.

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Male 83
I wouldn`t mind having that guy on one of my planes
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Male 132
that would be so awesome.
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Male 8,302
Sit down and shut up, if I`d wanted to listen to (c)rap I`d have bought a concert ticket not an airline ticket.
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Male 2,344
Lol, that was great! I wish all flight attendants were like that...they`re all so boooring.
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Male 1,220
Mauser: Alllrighty....
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Male 190
i also read it as that mauser, how very let down i am right now
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Male 1,222
I first read Raping a Flight Attendant, im too dissapointed
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Male 19,838
Link: Rapping Flight Attendant [Rate Link] - Flight attendant David Holmes wants you to ``sit back, relax, and have a good time.``
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