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Date: 03/02/09 03:11 PM

23 Responses to Randy Moller`s Awesomely Funny Goal Calls

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    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Link: Randy Moller`s Awesomely Funny Goal Calls - You don`t have to know who Moller is or even like sports to appreciate his commentary after every goal.
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    Biscuits Male 13-17
    91 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    heshootheSCCOOORES! Make me a bicycle, clown! This guy is great.
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    "And I draw ding dongs on people!"

    Ahahahahahahahaha!

    What a freakin nutcase! We need him at our USF games - maybe our college would be slightly more hyped up

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    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    wahahaha,buahahaha.
    "He shoot`s he scores, WHATS IN THE BOX" Best goal call ever!
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Randy Moller = LOLOLOLOLOLOLZ :P

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    smellyhotdog Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    This guy`s a cheap knockoff of the Penguins Mike Lange. Anyone can use movie quotes, Lange atleast makes up is own sayings. if you dont think so, look him up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHPd3vER...
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    lol i love the patrick bateman one! this made my night, what a creative vid!
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    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    She blinded me with science! HaHaHa!!!
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    RANDY MOLLER!

    I can`t believe I haven`t suggested him to this site, I`m an idiot!


    "Bouwmeeseter SCORES!!! I DRAW DING DONGS ON PEOPLE"

    He`s the reason whenever anything good happens I yell "LA FACE WITH AN OAKLAND BOOTY"

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    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Best laugh I`ve had all day.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    So whenever anyone scores, he shouts out a random quote? And that`s funny why? Anyone can do that.


    If he used quotes that were in some way relevant, it would be semi-funny. EG the "pay that man his money" and "good for you" were OK, more like that would be better.

    But just random crap like "she blinded me with science" is just him trying to be oh-so-hilariously random, and just ending up failing.

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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    Mike Lange is WAY better than this guy. :/
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Amazingly, annoyingly, excessively, repetitive and unoriginal. Try coming up with your own catchphrases douche-nugget.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    What is he, a Tourette`s patient?
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    HE SCORES! RUN FORREST RUN!
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    I just noticed this is from the Dan Le (bastard) Batard show.

    He is scared of Moller. He doesn`t understand why he shouts those lines... I love Panthers Broadcasting

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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    THROW SOME SUGAR ON MEH!

    That made me lol so hard.

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    smellyhotdog Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:36 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHPd3vER...
    again....mike lange is way better
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 12:19 am
    lmao...OHHHH GOOOOD FOR YOU!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 1:05 am
    I was hoping for "Vincent ? We happy?"

    disappointed

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    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 7:08 am
    hehe.

    Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

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    peterboner Male 18-29
    162 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 7:16 am
    That would get annoying pretty quick.
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 9:14 am
    I just had total Christian Bale deja vu

    "Oh, good for you!"

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