Rabbit Chasing A Big Snake...

Submitted by: funface 8 years ago in Misc

Up a frickin" tree?
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Male 118
i`m pretty sure i submitted this a while back.
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Male 3,058
@nodar: I saw your "MASTERbater" joke yesterday, AND gave you a thumbs up for the humor.

It`s still funny!

Not sure I wanna shake hands with you though... :-)

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Female 11
I like the random bird more.
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Male 231
Osiris i will gladly test your wing chun against my bater style, i, like tkd, am a MASTER.

yes, I am a MASTERbater

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Male 3,058
Thank you bluecherry22.
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Female 1
As much as I believe that everyone has the right to there own thoughts, that doesn`t mean I have to agree with their stance on an issue. That being said...

Osiris, I`m on your side. You weren`t incredibly ugly in your first post in the first place. Honestly people, if someone corrects you don`t flip out..jebus...
Also the fight match thing cracks me up! There is nothing wrong with good ole fashion hand to hand combat. It`s not like its a death match. Everyone is having a battle of wits on here, why is a battle of a different sort so wrong?

Btw, I respect your service to this nation, thank you for fighting for the freedom I hold dear.

Anyway, this made for pure amusement for me at 1 in the morning, and I just wanted to add my 2 cents, not that they matter really. :)

Oh, and I liked the video! Kudos for the rabbit!!!!

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Male 92
wow. . .
you know what?
theres no sense talking to people that won`t listen :P

cheers!

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Female 203
Bunny!!!!
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Male 3,058
I hear you miraclewik. What REALLY bothered me was Captain Save-a-Ho and the Teenage Internet Justice League purposely taking posts out of context, trying to defend someone who was passing on incorrect information in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Of course, during this whole debacle, not a PEEP out of the one I took issue with, save for his other thinly disguised I-A-B accounts.

I win.

Cheetos and beer for everyone!

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Female 320
I`d actually take you up on that. You sound like a blast drunk, Osiris! Remember, I don`t think you are the bad guy, I hate people who have no balls who hide out under another name to watch the fireworks too. I just didn`t like that you decided his opinion did not matter because of his service time. THAT`s something I`m pretty adamant about, and I hated to hear it from a fellow servicemember. Bad day on my part too.
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Male 3,058
@nodar: That was the funniest thing I`ve heard all day.

Since I`m guessing that TKD "Master" isn`t interested, shall we end the flamewar and get drunk?

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Male 231
Osiris i will gladly test your wing chun against my bater style, i, like tkd, am a MASTER.

yes, I am a MASTERbater

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Male 3,425
Ahahaha! This "flame war" is still going on!? Oh god, this is funny. I gotta screenshot this.
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Male 3,058
And you know, I need to have some fun before my next trip out... How about an All I-A-B Mixed Martial Arts Tournament?

Grand Prize could be the winner gets the opportunity to take me on and try to kick my ass LIVE on Ustream!

And my challenge to TKD "Master" still stands. It`s a no-win situation for me now anyway... kind of like a man fighting a woman.

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Male 3,058
Ah... All the TKD fanboys have arrived!

Amazing how the person I have the issue with is willing to hide behind the rest of you.

Of course, his silence of the last two days just proves my point.

Anyone else that wants to jump in here and flame me, feel free! And as for the rest of the alleged servicemen and women who have weighed in here, I`ve done TWO in Iraq, and TWO in Afghanistan.

Yeah, I`m waaaay bitchy.

You should understand WHY. at the beginning of this debacle, the VERY FIRST thing I said BEFORE I flamed TKD "Master" was "and since I`m in a cranky mood."

Yes, I started this flamewar, which didn`t turn into a flamewar until Captain Save-A-Ho and the Teenage Internet Justice League massed their forces and came at me.

Now some of you are actually implying that I am trampling on someone else`s freedom of speech?

That is just RIDICULOUS. I suppose one of you will compare me to Hitler next. After all it is the internet.

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Male 189
I loved this video and I loved the senseless drivel that was the predominant portion of the comments. It`s flame wars like that that make you realise how much of a beautiful thing the internet really is. *wipes away tear*
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Male 1
Heh, I don`t think he knows Wing Chun, and if he does than he was a poor student or his teacher sucked. I think he is a fan boy of Bruce Lee, any true practitioner would know better than to challenge someone over something dumb.
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Male 37
I recognize that rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That`s one lucky snake to get away alive.
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Male 387
"Ehhhh heeheeheeheehee!"
Lawl redneck.
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Female 1
im quite confused. in australia watching a rabbit chase a snake up a tree doesnt lead to army/navy/air force/watever guys being complete douches and picking on little kids...hmm what kind of crazy country am i living in!
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Male 621
Wow, who would of thought all this servicemen talk could come from a rabbit chasing a snake.
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Female 320
(sorry for another post!)

I also feel that your job in the sandbox plays a huge roll. Are you a paper pusher in the tent, or are you like me, the medic, trying desperately to pull a screaming marine from the gunfire, only to have him die in your arms, pleading for you to give his mother/daughter/wife his final words? A day of that is worth MUCH more than a year of inaction.

And I am in the US Navy, though I`m stationed in Asia currently. I still do spend my days reattaching limbs, though I`m not exactly on the front lines anymore. They get brought to me now.

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Female 320
Haha, I just reread your post and have to say this:

Osiris, I feel my time serving in the sandbox (more than yours, I bet) with a new family completely negates all the opinions you are entitled to.

Is that what you are saying to Freedan? Seriously, am I the only military person here who truly believes that people should be able to say freely what they wish as long as no harm comes to another? You fight for free speech, and don`t support it? That has to make you feel pretty bad.

Though I do agree with you, the Air Force is very cushy and doesn`t do too much IMHO. Sorry, Freedan.

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Female 320
OK, I`m in the Navy and have been deployed 4 years and counting. Do I get a say, Osiris? I`m not knocking you much, I`m just saying you don`t need to try to fight over the internet. I hate people with big heads too, but you just need to let it go. Believe in karma for a bit. Are you an officer or enlisted?
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Male 606
I`ll be there for the women in bikinis and oil, Luke.
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Male 291
Really?
1) Osiris...Please do us all a favor and ACT LIKE AN ADULT, I am an 18 year old high school/college (I take both) student and I am more mature than you are acting.
2) Just to let you know I am not TKD
3) WHO CARES ABOUT HIS NAME!!!! Its just a name!!!! I mean why get upset about....A NAME!!!!
4) I agree with Freedan...There is no excuse for using the fact that you are in the military to feel self-righteous
5) I appreciate your service to this country...especially since a friend of mine is enlisting within the week...however I think you need to do a bit of growing up...
6) Finally I think in this case (No offense to the mods) I think the mods should have stepped in and deleted osiris` posts challenging TKD to a fight (If you don`t like the word FIGHT than you could say battle or whatever)
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Male 626
I think I can take on osiris...

I am trained in the ancient art of "Bunka Shura". We don`t use belts but have recived a "Kouryuu" from it many times!

Now. You! Me! In the dojo 1200 hours tomorrow with lots of oil and women in bikinis holding signs!

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Male 3,058
@freedan: I wouldn`t expect you to get it zoomie. You guys aren`t deployed long enough to have an opinion.
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Female 1,545
Haha this is why I like IAB. I come to the comment section of a ridiculous video only to find an exponentially more ridiculous flame war in progress.

Carry on, carry on Osiris and TKD. Make my weekend :D Don`t listen to those debbie downers who tell you to stop acting like children.

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Female 1
HAHAHAHA poor snake ahahaha looked funny jumping in a tree hahahaha go bunny....ANYWAYS...i just made this account cuz i just read these comments and i just HAD to put my input in the matter.

@osiris: aren`t older men who are in the army suppose to be ummm...mature? just because tkd made a statement that was "false" and has the part "master" in his username doesnt give you the right to be an ass. seriously, put some big boy panties on. this is a video about cute rabbits chasing cute snakes into cute trees XD

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Female 700
OMG you bickering children shut the heck up and stop spamming the comments with your nonsense. No one cares that your all sterile idiots.
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Male 92
lol, you know what? heres my IP:
192.168.0.xxx
(blocked the last 3 for safety reasons . . .)
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Male 79
@ Osiris

For your information, I`ve been deployed to Iraq twice, Camp Bucca and Balad (Army calls it Anaconda) and I don`t feel the need to bring it up as an excuse to be self-righteous, which is exactly how you`re behaving. Being in the Air Force gave me a respect for my country, I have never used it as an indirect way to gain respect or as an excuse for my behavior. As for my `toughness` I guess I just don`t care how tough you (or my momma) thinks I am.

Nor do I feel the need to insult you by essentially calling you stupid. Your behavior here is outlandish, I`m glad you`ll never be my superior, and I`m sure if you`re troops realized you were essentially fighting a moot point on a thread designated for a rabbit chasing a snake... I`m sure they would be real impressed. Great job representing those Army values.

And you are right, no special dispensation here, I wont be responding after this, because frankly, you`re too insignificant to waste my time talking to.

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Male 3,058
@freedan104: Isn`t that exactly what you`re doing right now?

Or do you get some special dispensation?

As long as you keep trying to spin my words, I will respond to keep the record straight.

You`d like it if I just rolled over so you could feel all self-righteous and then go tell your mom what a tough guy you were.

Give me a BREAK.

I`ll go with this as long as you do. I`m getting deployed soon for the fourth time, and to be perfectly honest, your driving lack of intelligence has become a source of fascination to me.

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Female 12
Osiris decided to insult some random dude just because he disagreed with his username.
In his defence, he actually disagreed to his comment as well, to nobody`s surprise.
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Female 1,269
hahaha that was funny
whats this flamewar about anyway?
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Male 79
Why do I have the same IP address as other people on this board. I an neither youmademe or TKD Master.

And @ Osiris, if u really wanted this `flamewar` to end, you`d simply quit replying. By adding fuel to the fire, your making a spectacle of yourself.

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Female 12
You had to reply that fast....
You can`t edit messages here.
Click the don`t click.
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Male 3,058
@youmademe: So you`re an adult male that masquerades as a teenage girl and teenage Asian boy online.

Nice.

Of course I pointed out the identical IP addresses yesterday.

You have just personally verified your creepiness.

Kudos!

Is it a safe assumption you are refusing to accept my challenge?

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Female 12
"I found it hilarious that a snake was able to climb a tree. I didn`t know that was possible.
"
You`ve never seen tentacle hentai, have you?
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Female 12
Awesome pic there, SJ, even though it is rather insulting to the participants of the S.O.
First, "I think you meant "psychic", not psionic.

Psionics is the study and/or practice of using the mind to induce paranormal phenomena. "
Yes, and under that category, I believe there are a couple of articles titled clairvoyance.
And for what it has to do with me, someone is being wrongly self-righteous on the internet. I just can`t let that stand :P

I end this before opie gets mad at me with, FOR LOLCAT`S SAKE IT`S JUST A USERNAME! JEEZ!

And yes, I`m TKDmaster. So I guess I have the right to speak up for myself.

Don`t click

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Male 386
Don`t even bother, you guys. Just laugh at the video.

I found it hilarious that a snake was able to climb a tree. I didn`t know that was possible.

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Male 386

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Male 3,058
What is this, Attack of the annoying 15 year olds?

What do I want?

I want to know why you two are continuing to defend someone who hasn`t spoken up since last night.

I want to know what it has to do with either of you.

And what I really want to know is why you two are oh hell-bent on a flamewar.

Oh! I know...

It`s because you live for this kind of thing, otherwise you wouldn`t still be here engaging me in what has become a rather tiresome "discussion."

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Male 92
you know what? lemme just get to the point here and ask you, osiris.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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Male 92
wow, =______=;;
yeah, i`ve read the original comments, and it seems to me that osiris fking out on every piece of bullsh*t he can find -.-
seriously, its just a freakin username, it doesn`t mean anything else other than a virtual identity. . .
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Male 3,058
And pay attention. It has nothing to do with who "fights better".

I am a professional soldier, and have been for over 20 years. The most important part of my job is to defend YOUR freedom. It`s a given that I would probably fight better than most of those I am sworn to protect.

You, however are doing everything in your power to turn this into a flamewar, when it really has absolutely NOTHING to do with you at all.

Are you TKD "Master`s" mouthpiece? Because we`ve heard nothing from him, yet you keep pecking away at me like some little, crazed bird.

Am I stupid? Nope. Been fighting this war since the beginning, and I`m still here and have all my working parts.

However, I have little tolerance for people who make unqualified statements, and will call them on it every single time.

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Male 3,058
@youmademe: The only excuse that you have, is not your age, it`s the fact that you continue to walk this path. You tell me I`m nitpicking, and that`s precisely what you yourself are doing.

Is "trollette" supposed to be insulting?

Depends.

If you are insulted, then I suppose it could be construed as such. Are you? I certainly hope not, as your youthful banter is so refreshing.

I think you meant "psychic", not psionic.

Psionics is the study and/or practice of using the mind to induce paranormal phenomena.

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Female 12
"As for "take his money and buy a video game." You can`t use an airline travel voucher to purchase anything except a airline ticket."
1) You didn`t mention that, what am I supposed to be, psionic? ( Oh the irony! )
2) You`re still offering to pay a guy`s transportation fees just to be able to say you fight better than him. Are you stupid?
"For the record, most brightly colored snakes are poisonous. NOT most poisonous snakes are brightly colored."
And now you`re nitpicking. Can we get back to watching sightly interesting videos in peace? And before you say I started it, you did. Just for the record.

"you little trollette.
"
Oh, wow. Is that supposed to be insulting?
:-)

You know, for a supposed 40-49 year old, you`re very childish. At least I have some excuse....

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Male 3,058
And it continues.

Speaks volumes for him that a "teenage girl" continues to defend him.

@youmademe: Wow... You sure told me, didn`t you? I guess I`ll just have to kill myself now.

As for "take his money and buy a video game." You can`t use an airline travel voucher to purchase anything except an airline ticket.

For the record, most brightly colored snakes are poisonous. NOT most poisonous snakes are brightly colored.

Two different meanings.

Look it up instead of trying to prove a false statement is correct you little trollette.

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Female 1,082
snake got pwned
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Female 7
It was made 4 intertainment ok so like back off seriously gosh
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Male 4,867
that rabbitt dun chased a snake!
hehehe
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Female 838
EEERRRRR I sent this clip in over a year ago. Did they put it up noooooo. BAH!
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Female 12
Note: The original comment was "are we sure that snake is poisonous? i doubt it is. most poisonous snakes live in either very dry places or are brightly colored. that one was neither."
He`s right. While you mentioned the cottonmouth and the coral snake as an example that makes very dry places false, the other statement, "or are brightly colored" covers that. I don`t see how you corrected him, when he made a generalization that is mostly correct. It`s a generalization, for goodness`s sake, it`s not the theory of everything. Or a physics PH D paper, if you`re going to be that way.
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Female 12
I can`t believe a video of a snake getting pwned by a rabbit would cause such strife.
@TKD"master", why don`t you accept his offer, "The challenge is legitimate. I`ll fly there, or pay for him to fly to my gym here.", take his money for the plane ticket, and buy a video game? :P
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Female 12
"And I again point out that it`s VERY interesting that so many of you share the exact same IP address as TKD "Master"."
????
1)Dude, relax.
2)Total bs. I use TOR.

3) Referandum from first 2 -> You`re lying, and you`re a douchebag.

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Male 3,058
OhNoeItsElmo
Male, 13-17, Asia
21 Posts Sunday, March 15, 2009 1:16:52 PM
oh, and for the record, osiris, TKD Master said "MOST poisonous snakes live in either very dry places or are brightly colored"

For the record OhNoeItsElmo, No, they do not, and no they are not.

Re-read what I initially posted, or continue running your mouth trying to defend a bullpoo artist.

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Male 3,058
I can see it now. This is going to degenerate into something like that scene from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" where I`ll end up flying around the country with a printout, ringing doorbells and dropping the hammer on people who are taking the whole thing out of context.

Or I can sit here and laugh at the futility of all of you running your mouths.

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Male 3,058
And THIS is what I meant by "Peanut Gallery"

@nodar: Bite me. it never ceases how someone late to the party has all the answers.

@OhNoeItsElmo: As opposed to playing internet police, why do you go back and read both of the original comments, douchebag.

@dairy: Of course there are going to be people that take the whole exchange out of context. You quite readily fall into that category. The challenge is legitimate. I`ll fly there, or pay for him to fly to my gym here.

I am amused that TKD "Master" is hiding behind the rest of you.

And I again point out that it`s VERY interesting that so many of you share the exact same IP address as TKD "Master".

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Male 901
So close to winning a Darwin Award.

That rabbit is my new hero.

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Male 92
oh, and for the record, osiris, TKD Master said "MOST poisonous snakes live in either very dry places or are brightly colored" I still dont see how u corrected him. Rather, i see an middle aged man who`s angry cuz he shat in his pants watchin the rabbit go crazy.
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Male 231
osiris = troll

boo!!!

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Male 92
hey, guess what? Lets all just STFU already -.-
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Male 381
LOL, wow thats pathetic.
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Male 381
ooo, a flame war, with someone offering some sort of `challenge` over the internet? this looks retarded but funny XP
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Male 3,058
Again, my original point was the fact that TKD "Master" weighed in on a subject that he obviously knows little about.

And I`d already had a big bowl of BS Flakes from another source.

Yes, it is TKD "Masters" fault that he started running his mouth about a subject in which his knowledge is obviously very limited, and I chose to correct him.

I again point out that he now remains silent.

Go back a read my original post, which was really about the video. The scolding came after I corrected his misinformation.

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Female 12
On one hand, TKD uses brute force, with counters and kicks a verses in force. So yes, an art that redirects force (akido, your wim thingy, ect.) would have a tactical advantage. On the other hand, who peed in your bowl of cheerios this morning? Seriously, you`re completely blowing this guy over his username?
And as for your (non) acute use of "peanut gallery", I`ve been a lurker here for a while.
Congratulations, you`ve annoyed me so much I had to say something.
I mean, did he say anything about martial arts at all? Why would you even bother to bring that up?
I don`t get why so much people BS on the webs because they had a bad day. I mean, is it TKdude`s fault you had a bad day? Jeez!

@TK dude: He`s absolutely right. I`ve personally met a 9 dan black belt, and he most definitely would not call himself a master of TKD, except when he`s using it as his title in a dojo.

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Male 1,108
osirisascend, I have studied both, he wouldn`t stand a chance, Chin brother.
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Female 961
rabbit deserves a high five. snake needs someone to remind him he`s a disgrace to his snake brothers
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Male 3,058
My challenge is a legitimate challenge between two different schools, and remains open until he accepts, or refuses.

I will be pleased if he accepts, and will post video of the match even if he manages to defeat me.

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Male 3,058
Well... I DID say that I was in a cranky mood.

Those that are rising to the defense of TKD "Master" are choosing to miss my original point on purpose. He lists his age age 18-29, so I wouldn`t qualify him as a teenager, but an adult.
So it`s an old student (me) issuing a legitimate challenge to a younger student (TKD) who is calling himself "Master" to demonstrate his "Mastery" to me.

I love the "grown man threatening a teenager" spin some are trying to put on it. I reiterate, there is no "threat", merely a challenge for him to demonstrate his "Mastery" of his art.

@Handsompod: Thank you for your words. I am indeed a "grumpy barstool". I also have limits to my tolerance of arrogance. Especially from individuals who openly share misinformation, as TKD "Master" did commenting on the video, which led to my "grumpy barstool" response.

I notice that TKD "Master" remains silent.

M

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Male 2,159
I thought someone had muddled up the title, but then it was all like

Snake: "Get off b1tch! U want somma this? HUH!"

Rabbit:"Yeah, rabbits got teeth too ya slime-ass mofo!!"

That was cool.

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Female 170
arr now see what snake was it? because that wabbit was either verrrrrry brave or verrrrrrry stupid....
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Female 495
hahaha thats my kinda rabbit!
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Male 2,788
Pussy.
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Male 3,431
The Rabbit`s like, "Silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me don`t you know who the drat I am?"
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Female 138
Aaahahahaha!

Rabbit: "Harmless herbivore, my ass!"

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Male 21
I love rabbits, haha
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Female 1,653
hahaha poor snake sucks at climbing trees
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Male 1,596
snakes are inherent pussies
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Male 1,718
okay that just made my day a bit better
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Male 1,072
You do realise your arguing about a snake and a rabbit grow up geez
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Male 1,108
I`m sure it`ll be posted on here first if TDKmister does take him up on it.
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Male 3,425
Wow, really?! Well when he does beat up that kid, send me the video link.
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Male 1,108
I don`t know if you noticed lukas1051, but further down in the comments a grown man was offering to get on a plane and kick the living snot out of a teenager. I was simply trying to show reason and give a little history behind the argument. But what do I know?
WTF!?!?!?!?!LOOK AT THE RABBIT!!!! Thats soooooo cooool! There is that better? ;:-)
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Male 3,425
Seriously... who cares about chinese fighting styles. It`s a rabbit chasing a snake up a bloody tree. Just enjoy it.
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Female 4,028
Haha! I can just imagine the snake thinking, "Dammit, git away!!"
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Male 1,108
In fact this fight is very close to the way that Wing Chun was concieved. Ng Moi a Shaolin Nun studied a snake fighting a crane. She noticed that they both struck out in straight lines towards the target while rotating around trying to get a better angle of attack. She developed the new fighting style and taught it to a young girl to defend herself against an amorous warlord who saught her hand. She challenged him to a fight with her new skills and won, thus not having to marry him as he was disgraced. Her name was Wing Chun, which means Beautiful Spingtime.
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Male 1,108
@osirisascend, while I agree Wing Chun is a highly efficient martial art, not using showy kicks but direct attcks powered by ging. My Si Fu and Si Gung teach the maxims that Wing Chun should be used to defend the weak against opression. Not be an aggressor, and you should conduct your self with control and decorum with respect for others. I thought you`d appretiate that being a soldier who was supposed to protect the people. I do agree about the master thing though, that`s just arrogance. Noone is a master we are all just students learning and improving. Cheer up you grumpy barstool.
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Female 64
i love how people get into arguments over stupid sh*t on here... calm down
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Male 2,238
That rabbit is either incrediably brave.....or incrediably dumb.
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Male 92
lol.
i agree, taekwondo is fairly useless in real life, but osiris, ur PMSing right now.
go change ur tampon or somethin :P
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Male 3,058
@freedan104 (also known as TKD Master): Not a generalization about TaeKwonDo students at all, although you`d like to spin it that way.
It IS however a generalization about martial "artists" such as TKD "Master" who by his very claim that he is a "Master" proves he still has a long and difficult road ahead.

He may very well be a student. If he is, he disgraces his teacher and his school by referring to himself publicly as "Master.

Incidentally, I find it interesting that youmademe, freedan104, and TKD "Master" all share the same IP address.

VERY interesting.

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Male 3,058
Peanut gallery (meaning suspicious number of new accounts involving themselves while TKD "Master" remains silent)notwithstanding, I`m still issuing a challenge to TKD "Master". Full contact, his choice of venue. I`ll fly anywhere he wants if he accepts the challenge.

@ youmademe: Considering that your account was created today, I`m guessing that it`s a fake made by TKD "Master". My intention is to TEACH a lesson in humility to someone referring to himself as TKD "Master".

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Male 987
ITT: Food chain on drugs.
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Male 173
IIRC, the rabbit was protecting its kids. Fairly common for mother rabbits to fight just about anything to look after babies apparently.

As for speculation, It looks like it got bitten on the leg when it did the big jump, but I may be wrong. Also, probably not poisonous snake, but who knows? I can`t tell.

tl;dr Awesome wabbit, but wouldn`t you if a snake was trying to eat yer babies?

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Male 516
Dude, that snake has gotten to face-palming itself right now. I bet all his snake friends are giving him so much $hit right now:

"Gerald, you can kill a human being in less than 5 hours with your venom, but one little `bunny wabbit` scared you off?"

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Female 189
thats the chuckle of my day
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Male 2,486
"What is the shortest distance the spider must crawl in the room to capture the fly? "

The spider is a robot, it shoots its laser eye beams at the terrified fly. The eye beams have no effect on the fly, instead, they turn it into a mutant with laser beam eyes. The fly fires laser beams at the spider, and they have no effect, but make the spider larger with more powerful laser beams, the spider fire the laser beams at the fly, but they have no effect, instead they make the fly larger with more powerful laser beams, the fly fires laser beams at the spider, and they have no effect, but make the spider larger with more powerful laser beams, the spider fire the laser beams at the fly, but they have no effect, instead they make the fly larger with more powerful laser beams, the fly fires laser beams at the spider, and they have no effect, but make the spider larger with more powerful laser beams, the spider fire the laser beams at the fly, but they have no effect, etc etc

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Male 32
i`ve seen this like a year ago, but still is sick to watch.
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Female 12
I was drawing reference to the closest distance from one point to another, inside a three dimensional object, with four sides, with an object located on another side, the closest course to reach the distance is actually a curve, instead of a straight line. I use this problem ("This puzzle was from a famous puzzle maker Dudeney. Don`t give it away if you know the answer

In a rectangular room, 30` x 12` x 12`, a spider is at the middle of an end wall (one with dimensions 12` x 12`), one foot from the ceiling.

The fly is at the middle of the opposite end wall, one foot above the floor. The fly is so scared it can`t move.

What is the shortest distance the spider must crawl in the room to capture the fly? No web spinning. Hint: It is less than 42 `.") as an example and ref. Point.

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Female 2,064
Whoa, I didn`t know snakes could climb trees. Either I`m just stupid or...I dunno. Damn nature, you scary.
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Male 265
i have to get myself a rabbit so i can send it after snakes while i run the other way
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Female 357
Almightybob1: actually, it`s a curve because the world is curved. In theory yes, it`s a straight line.... but on the larger world scale it`s a curve.
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Male 4,290
Youmademe: No, the shortest distance betweem any two points really is a straight line, not a curve. Sorry, but it just is.
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Female 125
haha opie i hope that too. Chances are it`s not even a venemous snake.
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Male 250
Osiris: "I bet you even wear one of those cheesy satin jackets with a dragon and the word `KOREA` embroidered on the back". haha poos funny
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Female 72
cwazy wabbit.
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Female 12
Dude named osiris:
What?
I don`t know who taught you, but there is humility in art.
Plus, "Efficiency in Wing Chun is based on the concept that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line."

No it`s not. It`s a curve.

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Male 79
Whoa Osiris, kind of a nasty generalization to make about TKD fighters. And a fairly overconfident statement, to say you can win against someone who you havent even met IRL. Don`t they teach you to be humble in martial arts, as well as respecting your opponents?
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Female 1,306
i`m going to go out on a limb here and say, "wow, no one cares." (@osiris)
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Male 3,058
I meant to say Full contact, your choice of venue.

I`m not kidding.

I despise TaeKwonDo guys who are all talk and flash.

I bet you even wear one of those cheesy satin jackets with a dragon and the word `KOREA` embroidered on the back.

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Male 3,058
@ TKDMaster:

"are we sure that snake is poisonous? i doubt it is most poisonous snakes live in either very dry places or are brightly colored. that one was neither."

Not true.

Most poisonous snakes do NOT live in very dry places. In the U.S. Coral snakes, Water Moccasins and Copperheads all live in low-lying, wet areas. Sea snakes obviously live in the ocean.

You are likely to find far more poisonous snakes in rain forest areas than "very dry places".

I have yet to see a brightly colored Rattlesnake anywhere in the U.S.

The rabbit`s behavior has me wondering if its rabid. (Would Elmer Fudd call it a "wabid wabbit?)

And since I`m in a cranky mood, I`m also going to point out that in the martial arts world, it it considered VERY poor form to refer to oneself as "Master". Even if you are one.

Before you start running your mouth, I will GLADLY test my Wing Chun against your TaeKwonDo anytime. We can post the match here.

Full-contact, y

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Male 250
lol that rabbit has some sexy ass reflexes lol
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Male 15,510
That drunk guy sure enjoyed the scene
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Male 322
one time.....i boiled peanuts......
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Female 43
Is it bad that I felt sad for the snake?
Minding its business and along comes gangsta bunny ready to fight. Jeez.
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Male 7,933
and people wonder why small furry stuff scares me
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Male 2,486
I dunno what you guys are talking about, I didn`t see the rabbit get bit. I saw the snake strike at it a few times, but, I`m pretty sure if the snake bit the rabbit the rabbit wouldn`t be hopping around like that.. It would be immobile if not dead within the first few seconds. The snake probably missed a few times. I imagine it`s hard to hit a rabbit that`s jumping as fast as you`re striking.
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Male 4,793
are we sure that snake is poisonous? i doubt it is. most poisonous snakes live in either very dry places or are brightly colored. that one was neither.
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Male 346
that rabbit is a gangsta.... hopefully it wont die
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Female 15,763
Em, I was hoping she just jumped away in time.

>_>

And I`m going to keep on believing that because it makes me happier than the alternative. D:

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Female 531
cute and fluffy FTW!!
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Female 1,427
"Probably protecting her babies. What a brave mommy! Too bad she`ll slowly die from the venom..."

No poo. It looked like she got bit a couple times. T_T

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Female 125
Probably protecting her babies. What a brave mommy! Too bad she`ll slowly die from the venom...
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Female 913
I like Opie`s hair. I wonder if that was a mama rabbit trying to protect her babies nearby? lol at huggies comment.
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Male 330
LOL!!!
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Male 356
old video is old. repost is compost.
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Male 3,014
"Opie.. your hair!!"

Got tired of looking like that girl from Lazy Town, I presume?

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Female 1,260
And Mr. Snake says: "Halp, Halp get Mr. Freaking Peter Rabbit offa my tail! HALP!"
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Male 42
Opie.. your hair!! cute bunny btw
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Male 468
i want a rabbit now
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Male 115
Yay Rabbit!
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Male 4,793
rabbit: "GRRR BARK BARK WOOF GRR BARK!!"
snake: "OH poo WTF poo poo I HOPE MY FAMILY ISNT WATCHING poo poo!"
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Female 15,763
Ooh, the rabbit learned. He went for the tail. Smart rabbit.
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Male 32
redneck hua hua hua
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Male 1,064
lol. reminds me of the rabbit from monty python and the holy grail. :D
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Male 488
hahahahaha
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Male 1,627
repost
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Male 1,788
That snake is a pussy.
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Male 42
Link: Rabbit Chasing A Big Snake... [Rate Link] - Up a frickin` tree?
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