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It`s still funny!
Not sure I wanna shake hands with you though... :-)
yes, I am a MASTERbater
Osiris, I`m on your side. You weren`t incredibly ugly in your first post in the first place. Honestly people, if someone corrects you don`t flip out..jebus... Also the fight match thing cracks me up! There is nothing wrong with good ole fashion hand to hand combat. It`s not like its a death match. Everyone is having a battle of wits on here, why is a battle of a different sort so wrong?
Btw, I respect your service to this nation, thank you for fighting for the freedom I hold dear.
Anyway, this made for pure amusement for me at 1 in the morning, and I just wanted to add my 2 cents, not that they matter really. :)
Oh, and I liked the video! Kudos for the rabbit!!!!
Cheetos and beer for everyone!
Since I`m guessing that TKD "Master" isn`t interested, shall we end the flamewar and get drunk?
Grand Prize could be the winner gets the opportunity to take me on and try to kick my ass LIVE on Ustream!
And my challenge to TKD "Master" still stands. It`s a no-win situation for me now anyway... kind of like a man fighting a woman.
Amazing how the person I have the issue with is willing to hide behind the rest of you.
Of course, his silence of the last two days just proves my point.
Anyone else that wants to jump in here and flame me, feel free! And as for the rest of the alleged servicemen and women who have weighed in here, I`ve done TWO in Iraq, and TWO in Afghanistan.
Yeah, I`m waaaay bitchy.
You should understand WHY. at the beginning of this debacle, the VERY FIRST thing I said BEFORE I flamed TKD "Master" was "and since I`m in a cranky mood."
Yes, I started this flamewar, which didn`t turn into a flamewar until Captain Save-A-Ho and the Teenage Internet Justice League massed their forces and came at me.
Now some of you are actually implying that I am trampling on someone else`s freedom of speech?
That is just RIDICULOUS. I suppose one of you will compare me to Hitler next. After all it is the internet.
I also feel that your job in the sandbox plays a huge roll. Are you a paper pusher in the tent, or are you like me, the medic, trying desperately to pull a screaming marine from the gunfire, only to have him die in your arms, pleading for you to give his mother/daughter/wife his final words? A day of that is worth MUCH more than a year of inaction.
And I am in the US Navy, though I`m stationed in Asia currently. I still do spend my days reattaching limbs, though I`m not exactly on the front lines anymore. They get brought to me now.
Osiris, I feel my time serving in the sandbox (more than yours, I bet) with a new family completely negates all the opinions you are entitled to.
Is that what you are saying to Freedan? Seriously, am I the only military person here who truly believes that people should be able to say freely what they wish as long as no harm comes to another? You fight for free speech, and don`t support it? That has to make you feel pretty bad.
Though I do agree with you, the Air Force is very cushy and doesn`t do too much IMHO. Sorry, Freedan.
I am trained in the ancient art of "Bunka Shura". We don`t use belts but have recived a "Kouryuu" from it many times!
Now. You! Me! In the dojo 1200 hours tomorrow with lots of oil and women in bikinis holding signs!
Carry on, carry on Osiris and TKD. Make my weekend :D Don`t listen to those debbie downers who tell you to stop acting like children.
@osiris: aren`t older men who are in the army suppose to be ummm...mature? just because tkd made a statement that was "false" and has the part "master" in his username doesnt give you the right to be an ass. seriously, put some big boy panties on. this is a video about cute rabbits chasing cute snakes into cute trees XD
For your information, I`ve been deployed to Iraq twice, Camp Bucca and Balad (Army calls it Anaconda) and I don`t feel the need to bring it up as an excuse to be self-righteous, which is exactly how you`re behaving. Being in the Air Force gave me a respect for my country, I have never used it as an indirect way to gain respect or as an excuse for my behavior. As for my `toughness` I guess I just don`t care how tough you (or my momma) thinks I am.
Nor do I feel the need to insult you by essentially calling you stupid. Your behavior here is outlandish, I`m glad you`ll never be my superior, and I`m sure if you`re troops realized you were essentially fighting a moot point on a thread designated for a rabbit chasing a snake... I`m sure they would be real impressed. Great job representing those Army values.
And you are right, no special dispensation here, I wont be responding after this, because frankly, you`re too insignificant to waste my time talking to.
Or do you get some special dispensation?
As long as you keep trying to spin my words, I will respond to keep the record straight.
You`d like it if I just rolled over so you could feel all self-righteous and then go tell your mom what a tough guy you were.
Give me a BREAK.
I`ll go with this as long as you do. I`m getting deployed soon for the fourth time, and to be perfectly honest, your driving lack of intelligence has become a source of fascination to me.
And @ Osiris, if u really wanted this `flamewar` to end, you`d simply quit replying. By adding fuel to the fire, your making a spectacle of yourself.
Of course I pointed out the identical IP addresses yesterday.
You have just personally verified your creepiness.
Is it a safe assumption you are refusing to accept my challenge?
Psionics is the study and/or practice of using the mind to induce paranormal phenomena. "Yes, and under that category, I believe there are a couple of articles titled clairvoyance. And for what it has to do with me, someone is being wrongly self-righteous on the internet. I just can`t let that stand :P
I end this before opie gets mad at me with, FOR LOLCAT`S SAKE IT`S JUST A USERNAME! JEEZ!
And yes, I`m TKDmaster. So I guess I have the right to speak up for myself.
I found it hilarious that a snake was able to climb a tree. I didn`t know that was possible.
What do I want?
I want to know why you two are continuing to defend someone who hasn`t spoken up since last night.
I want to know what it has to do with either of you.
And what I really want to know is why you two are oh hell-bent on a flamewar.
Oh! I know...
It`s because you live for this kind of thing, otherwise you wouldn`t still be here engaging me in what has become a rather tiresome "discussion."
I am a professional soldier, and have been for over 20 years. The most important part of my job is to defend YOUR freedom. It`s a given that I would probably fight better than most of those I am sworn to protect.
You, however are doing everything in your power to turn this into a flamewar, when it really has absolutely NOTHING to do with you at all.
Are you TKD "Master`s" mouthpiece? Because we`ve heard nothing from him, yet you keep pecking away at me like some little, crazed bird.
Am I stupid? Nope. Been fighting this war since the beginning, and I`m still here and have all my working parts.
However, I have little tolerance for people who make unqualified statements, and will call them on it every single time.
Is "trollette" supposed to be insulting?
If you are insulted, then I suppose it could be construed as such. Are you? I certainly hope not, as your youthful banter is so refreshing.
I think you meant "psychic", not psionic.
Psionics is the study and/or practice of using the mind to induce paranormal phenomena.
"you little trollette."Oh, wow. Is that supposed to be insulting?:-)
You know, for a supposed 40-49 year old, you`re very childish. At least I have some excuse....
Speaks volumes for him that a "teenage girl" continues to defend him.
@youmademe: Wow... You sure told me, didn`t you? I guess I`ll just have to kill myself now.
As for "take his money and buy a video game." You can`t use an airline travel voucher to purchase anything except an airline ticket.
For the record, most brightly colored snakes are poisonous. NOT most poisonous snakes are brightly colored.
Two different meanings.
Look it up instead of trying to prove a false statement is correct you little trollette.
3) Referandum from first 2 -> You`re lying, and you`re a douchebag.
For the record OhNoeItsElmo, No, they do not, and no they are not.
Re-read what I initially posted, or continue running your mouth trying to defend a bullpoo artist.
Or I can sit here and laugh at the futility of all of you running your mouths.
@nodar: Bite me. it never ceases how someone late to the party has all the answers.
@OhNoeItsElmo: As opposed to playing internet police, why do you go back and read both of the original comments, douchebag.
@dairy: Of course there are going to be people that take the whole exchange out of context. You quite readily fall into that category. The challenge is legitimate. I`ll fly there, or pay for him to fly to my gym here.
I am amused that TKD "Master" is hiding behind the rest of you.
And I again point out that it`s VERY interesting that so many of you share the exact same IP address as TKD "Master".
That rabbit is my new hero.
And I`d already had a big bowl of BS Flakes from another source.
Yes, it is TKD "Masters" fault that he started running his mouth about a subject in which his knowledge is obviously very limited, and I chose to correct him.
I again point out that he now remains silent.
Go back a read my original post, which was really about the video. The scolding came after I corrected his misinformation.
@TK dude: He`s absolutely right. I`ve personally met a 9 dan black belt, and he most definitely would not call himself a master of TKD, except when he`s using it as his title in a dojo.
I will be pleased if he accepts, and will post video of the match even if he manages to defeat me.
Those that are rising to the defense of TKD "Master" are choosing to miss my original point on purpose. He lists his age age 18-29, so I wouldn`t qualify him as a teenager, but an adult.So it`s an old student (me) issuing a legitimate challenge to a younger student (TKD) who is calling himself "Master" to demonstrate his "Mastery" to me.
I love the "grown man threatening a teenager" spin some are trying to put on it. I reiterate, there is no "threat", merely a challenge for him to demonstrate his "Mastery" of his art.
@Handsompod: Thank you for your words. I am indeed a "grumpy barstool". I also have limits to my tolerance of arrogance. Especially from individuals who openly share misinformation, as TKD "Master" did commenting on the video, which led to my "grumpy barstool" response.
I notice that TKD "Master" remains silent.
Snake: "Get off b1tch! U want somma this? HUH!"
Rabbit:"Yeah, rabbits got teeth too ya slime-ass mofo!!"
That was cool.
Rabbit: "Harmless herbivore, my ass!"
He may very well be a student. If he is, he disgraces his teacher and his school by referring to himself publicly as "Master.
Incidentally, I find it interesting that youmademe, freedan104, and TKD "Master" all share the same IP address.
@ youmademe: Considering that your account was created today, I`m guessing that it`s a fake made by TKD "Master". My intention is to TEACH a lesson in humility to someone referring to himself as TKD "Master".
As for speculation, It looks like it got bitten on the leg when it did the big jump, but I may be wrong. Also, probably not poisonous snake, but who knows? I can`t tell.
tl;dr Awesome wabbit, but wouldn`t you if a snake was trying to eat yer babies?
"Gerald, you can kill a human being in less than 5 hours with your venom, but one little `bunny wabbit` scared you off?"
The spider is a robot, it shoots its laser eye beams at the terrified fly. The eye beams have no effect on the fly, instead, they turn it into a mutant with laser beam eyes. The fly fires laser beams at the spider, and they have no effect, but make the spider larger with more powerful laser beams, the spider fire the laser beams at the fly, but they have no effect, instead they make the fly larger with more powerful laser beams, the fly fires laser beams at the spider, and they have no effect, but make the spider larger with more powerful laser beams, the spider fire the laser beams at the fly, but they have no effect, instead they make the fly larger with more powerful laser beams, the fly fires laser beams at the spider, and they have no effect, but make the spider larger with more powerful laser beams, the spider fire the laser beams at the fly, but they have no effect, etc etc
In a rectangular room, 30` x 12` x 12`, a spider is at the middle of an end wall (one with dimensions 12` x 12`), one foot from the ceiling.
The fly is at the middle of the opposite end wall, one foot above the floor. The fly is so scared it can`t move.
What is the shortest distance the spider must crawl in the room to capture the fly? No web spinning. Hint: It is less than 42 `.") as an example and ref. Point.
No it`s not. It`s a curve.
I`m not kidding.
I despise TaeKwonDo guys who are all talk and flash.
I bet you even wear one of those cheesy satin jackets with a dragon and the word `KOREA` embroidered on the back.
"are we sure that snake is poisonous? i doubt it is most poisonous snakes live in either very dry places or are brightly colored. that one was neither."
Most poisonous snakes do NOT live in very dry places. In the U.S. Coral snakes, Water Moccasins and Copperheads all live in low-lying, wet areas. Sea snakes obviously live in the ocean.
You are likely to find far more poisonous snakes in rain forest areas than "very dry places".
I have yet to see a brightly colored Rattlesnake anywhere in the U.S.
The rabbit`s behavior has me wondering if its rabid. (Would Elmer Fudd call it a "wabid wabbit?)
And since I`m in a cranky mood, I`m also going to point out that in the martial arts world, it it considered VERY poor form to refer to oneself as "Master". Even if you are one.
Before you start running your mouth, I will GLADLY test my Wing Chun against your TaeKwonDo anytime. We can post the match here.
And I`m going to keep on believing that because it makes me happier than the alternative. D:
No poo. It looked like she got bit a couple times. T_T
Got tired of looking like that girl from Lazy Town, I presume?