Mandles

Submitted by: xtkm1x 7 years ago Misc

Finally, a gift for the man in your life who already mans everything!
There are 59 comments:
Female 33
lol that was...informative
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Female 41
Must.... Have.... Chuck Norris sweat......
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Male 390
meh...
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Male 1,718
CHUCK NORRIS SWEAT!!! OMG
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Male 452
OMFG Chuck Norris sweat - stuff of legends, told to be the spring of youth and eternal life.
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Female 15
lololol
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Male 18
...The website doesn`t work
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Male 3,431
Meh, back to filling the air with my own musky effluence.
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Male 11,740
IF someone really made these, they`d sell. Some of them were stupid but I guarantee that some of them would really sell.
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Male 20
They use to have a site for it but now it redirects to blufishtv. They had all the stuff listed with ridiculous descriptions. And yes, it was fake.
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Male 8,302
These aren`t real???

[quote]Throws chequebook back into the desk draw in disappointment[/quote]

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Male 1,357
Ahhhhh i so wish these were real lmao!
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Male 674
Here is a glimpse into my thoughts on this:

Mandles, AWESOME, WHERE DO I GET THEM!
Yes! Link.... type in link quickly...bluefishtv, hmm did i type that right, yeah i did... if this old? possibly, is this fake? it better not be, I want a leather mandle damn it!(that sounded a lot less dirty in my head)...Wait what? this is a fake? Gah!...makes connection that it leads to a christian site, and they made the video... Christians...selling...things that don`t exist? Bahahaha, oh the irony. Seriously, how many times are they going to advertise a product that will give them everything they want but it turns out that it doesn`t exist... I mean first there is Salvation, now mandles. What next, Robotic Sex slaves? The Japanese will beat them to it.

And that is all before my brain went on to think about robot sex slaves for a few minutes.

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Female 1,653
Chuck Norris sweat lmao
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Female 261
Love it! The Chuck Norris Sweat one was great! I want one...might scare burglars away. :-)
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Female 741
lol meaatt
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Male 1,629
i want friend chicken mandle! fresh cut lawn would be awesome to
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Female 70
Chuck Norris Sweat, LOL!
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Male 212
fear was the best, and should of been the last listed not in the middle
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Female 713
Why don`t I own these!!! I`ve wanted my apartment to smell of Chuck Norris sweat forever!
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Female 101
thats weird today i decided to make candles for my boyfriend. i should find out what Chuck Norris smells like
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Female 2,064
Is this real? If not, it should be.
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Male 89
"FEAR!"..i loled so hard!
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Female 1,199
That`s manly.
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Female 322
Fear! Hahaha.
Too bad they involved Chuck Norris.
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Male 207
LOL chuck norris sweat... classic
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Female 15,763
Well I would buy fried chicken...

>_>;

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Male 206
god i wish this was real..
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Female 1,082
bleh.... so stupid
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Male 29
burrito fart and fried chicken lol
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Female 61
I lol`d.
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Male 10,440
bhahahahahah! ROFL. wow. Thank you! That was probably by best laugh of the day!
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Female 761
Chuck Norris is fear; so what`s up with the redundancy?
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Male 50
Burrito fart :S
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Male 54
No problem jnseattle. I really wanted to buy some of those candles to put in my cave. I was a little disappointed to be linked to Bluefish.tv, however bluefish does have some funny and interesting shorts. But now I can buy some great manly scented mandles at manlymancandlecompany
Wow, it almost sounds like I`m advertising for manlymancandlecompany. Which of course I`m not. (but would I tell you if I was?) Nope I`m just crazy for the manly man smell of the manly mandles of manlymancandlecompany... I guess I should stop now before someone shouts at me to STFU. Not that that would stop me, nor could I hear them if I just choose not to read anyone else`s comment. But as they say brevity is next to godliness. So I will end my comments with just one more plug for the manliest manly man-loved man scent of manlymancandlecompany`s manly mandles.... did I mention i love the scent of a man, I mean of a mandle 8-)
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Male 17,512
Fried Chicken FTW!
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Male 41
Thanks desert wolf, I know it leads to Bluefishtv. They are the ones who created the commercial spot for "mandles" Its a ministry video, for use by churches.
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Female 346
Bacon jalapeno cheeseburger XD
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Female 495
Great find Desert Wolf! - I think that clean laundry one sounds great! Clean laundry is my favourite smell!
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Male 54
@jnseattle
That website leads you to BluefishTV, not candles. The manlymancandlecompany actually sells candles ;-)
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Male 1,788
Hahah! "Fear!" *man lays dying in the background*
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Male 41
the video has a website, advertised as. Http://www.buymandles.com
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Male 1,254
New Baseball Glove, Charcoal, and awesome Cheeseburger?! Its like they read my mind...
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Male 54
Great spot! I wish they had these in stores. But here`s a link to the closest thing I could find
http://www.manlymancandlecompany.com/Sea...
Enojy!
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Male 41
Brought to you by a Christian ministry website everybody. See, Not all Christians are religious wack jobs, myself included.
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Male 557
I have to call that number
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Male 833
id buy mandles. chuck norris sweat, fear, and bacon jalapeno cheeseburger FTW
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Male 2,388
FEAR :D Mandles
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Male 7,378
a bit over-done? got the joke after 3-4 flavors was 20+ necessary? didn`t need to beat us over the head with it imho
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Male 715
Woot! Burrito Fart!
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Male 2,344
Dude..Favorite quotes:
"The Chuck Norris Sweat candle is here..."
"Professors of Manology"
That`s good stuff, kinda reminded me of Power Thirst!
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Female 495
lol love it..

My boyfriend`s apartment is full of vanilla and fruity candles. I`m now heavily doubting his masculinity.. maybe i should get him to man-up and find some red meat candles?!

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Male 4,012
Finally! Gender equality!
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Male 2,395
oh sh*t, fear! I want one now :D
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Male 55
I would buy A-1 Steaksauce, Chuck Norris Sweat, Meat, Bacon Jalapeño Cheeseburger, and Fried Chicken.
Ladies can`t resist a good Bacon Jalapeno Cheeseburger.
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Female 1,652
Duct tape...mickey mantle...
they forgot axe. at least three guys standing by me were wearing it at the concert last night.
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Male 322
awesome!
reminded me of barats and bereta.
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Female 1,212
Ahahahaha that was good!
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Male 432
Link: Mandles [Rate Link] - Finally, a gift for the man in your life who already mans everything!
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