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Date: 03/07/09 09:30 AM

60 Responses to Mandles

  1. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    March 5, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Link: Mandles - Finally, a gift for the man in your life who already mans everything!
  2. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:34 am
    Ahahahaha that was good!
  3. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:34 am
    awesome!
    reminded me of barats and bereta.
  4. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:34 am
    Duct tape...mickey mantle...
    they forgot axe. at least three guys standing by me were wearing it at the concert last night.
  5. Profile photo of Flameguin
    Flameguin Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:35 am
    I would buy A-1 Steaksauce, Chuck Norris Sweat, Meat, Bacon Jalapeño Cheeseburger, and Fried Chicken.
    Ladies can`t resist a good Bacon Jalapeno Cheeseburger.
  6. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:37 am
    oh sh*t, fear! I want one now :D
  7. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:40 am
    Finally! Gender equality!
  8. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:47 am
    lol love it..

    My boyfriend`s apartment is full of vanilla and fruity candles. I`m now heavily doubting his masculinity.. maybe i should get him to man-up and find some red meat candles?!

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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:51 am
    Dude..Favorite quotes:
    "The Chuck Norris Sweat candle is here..."
    "Professors of Manology"
    That`s good stuff, kinda reminded me of Power Thirst!
  10. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:55 am
    Woot! Burrito Fart!
  11. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:59 am
    a bit over-done? got the joke after 3-4 flavors was 20+ necessary? didn`t need to beat us over the head with it imho
  12. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:02 am
    FEAR :D Mandles
  13. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:10 am
    id buy mandles. chuck norris sweat, fear, and bacon jalapeno cheeseburger FTW
  14. Profile photo of MORNAF1
    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:27 am
    I have to call that number
  15. Profile photo of jnseattle
    jnseattle Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:28 am
    Brought to you by a Christian ministry website everybody. See, Not all Christians are religious wack jobs, myself included.
  16. Profile photo of Desert_Wolf
    Desert_Wolf Male 30-39
    54 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:29 am
    Great spot! I wish they had these in stores. But here`s a link to the closest thing I could find
    http://www.manlymancandlecompany.com/Sea...
    Enojy!
  17. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:33 am
    New Baseball Glove, Charcoal, and awesome Cheeseburger?! Its like they read my mind...
  18. Profile photo of jnseattle
    jnseattle Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:34 am
    the video has a website, advertised as. Http://www.buymandles.com
  19. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Hahah! "Fear!" *man lays dying in the background*
  20. Profile photo of Desert_Wolf
    Desert_Wolf Male 30-39
    54 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:43 am
    @jnseattle
    That website leads you to BluefishTV, not candles. The manlymancandlecompany actually sells candles ;-)
  21. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:59 am
    Great find Desert Wolf! - I think that clean laundry one sounds great! Clean laundry is my favourite smell!
  22. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Bacon jalapeno cheeseburger XD
  23. Profile photo of jnseattle
    jnseattle Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Thanks desert wolf, I know it leads to Bluefishtv. They are the ones who created the commercial spot for "mandles" Its a ministry video, for use by churches.
  24. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Fried Chicken FTW!
  25. Profile photo of Desert_Wolf
    Desert_Wolf Male 30-39
    54 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 11:20 am
    No problem jnseattle. I really wanted to buy some of those candles to put in my cave. I was a little disappointed to be linked to Bluefish.tv, however bluefish does have some funny and interesting shorts. But now I can buy some great manly scented mandles at manlymancandlecompany
    Wow, it almost sounds like I`m advertising for manlymancandlecompany. Which of course I`m not. (but would I tell you if I was?) Nope I`m just crazy for the manly man smell of the manly mandles of manlymancandlecompany... I guess I should stop now before someone shouts at me to STFU. Not that that would stop me, nor could I hear them if I just choose not to read anyone else`s comment. But as they say brevity is next to godliness. So I will end my comments with just one more plug for the manliest manly man-loved man scent of manlymancandlecompany`s manly mandles.... did I mention i love the scent of a man, I mean of a mandle 8-)
  26. Profile photo of Sacrito
    Sacrito Male 18-29
    50 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 11:31 am
    Burrito fart :S
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Chuck Norris is fear; so what`s up with the redundancy?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    bhahahahahah! ROFL. wow. Thank you! That was probably by best laugh of the day!
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    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    i want fear and fried chicken
  30. Profile photo of spastically
    spastically Female 18-29
    61 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    I lol`d.
  31. Profile photo of vidiogameboy
    vidiogameboy Male 13-17
    29 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    burrito fart and fried chicken lol
  32. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    bleh.... so stupid
  33. Profile photo of luda16
    luda16 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    god i wish this was real..
  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    Well I would buy fried chicken...

    >_>;

  35. Profile photo of bingo5765
    bingo5765 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    LOL chuck norris sweat... classic
  36. Profile photo of roxidied
    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    Fear! Hahaha.
    Too bad they involved Chuck Norris.
  37. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    That`s manly.
  38. Profile photo of Kryptonite
    Kryptonite Male 18-29
    89 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    "FEAR!"..i loled so hard!
  39. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    Is this real? If not, it should be.
  40. Profile photo of sculptress
    sculptress Female 18-29
    101 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    thats weird today i decided to make candles for my boyfriend. i should find out what Chuck Norris smells like
  41. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    Why don`t I own these!!! I`ve wanted my apartment to smell of Chuck Norris sweat forever!
  42. Profile photo of Cataclism0
    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    fear was the best, and should of been the last listed not in the middle
  43. Profile photo of klgrl7681
    klgrl7681 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    Chuck Norris Sweat, LOL!
  44. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    i want friend chicken mandle! fresh cut lawn would be awesome to
  45. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    lol meaatt
  46. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    Love it! The Chuck Norris Sweat one was great! I want one...might scare burglars away. :-)
  47. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 1:14 am
    Chuck Norris sweat lmao
  48. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 1:34 am
    Here is a glimpse into my thoughts on this:

    Mandles, AWESOME, WHERE DO I GET THEM!
    Yes! Link.... type in link quickly...bluefishtv, hmm did i type that right, yeah i did... if this old? possibly, is this fake? it better not be, I want a leather mandle damn it!(that sounded a lot less dirty in my head)...Wait what? this is a fake? Gah!...makes connection that it leads to a christian site, and they made the video... Christians...selling...things that don`t exist? Bahahaha, oh the irony. Seriously, how many times are they going to advertise a product that will give them everything they want but it turns out that it doesn`t exist... I mean first there is Salvation, now mandles. What next, Robotic Sex slaves? The Japanese will beat them to it.

    And that is all before my brain went on to think about robot sex slaves for a few minutes.

  49. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 3:26 am
    Ahhhhh i so wish these were real lmao!
  50. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 4:57 am
    These aren`t real???

    Throws chequebook back into the desk draw in disappointment

  51. Profile photo of mikestenger
    mikestenger Male 18-29
    20 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 7:25 am
    They use to have a site for it but now it redirects to blufishtv. They had all the stuff listed with ridiculous descriptions. And yes, it was fake.
  52. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:02 am
    IF someone really made these, they`d sell. Some of them were stupid but I guarantee that some of them would really sell.
  53. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Meh, back to filling the air with my own musky effluence.
  54. Profile photo of bradhend
    bradhend Male 18-29
    18 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    ...The website doesn`t work
  55. Profile photo of draconian
    draconian Female 18-29
    15 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    lololol
  56. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    OMFG Chuck Norris sweat - stuff of legends, told to be the spring of youth and eternal life.
  57. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    CHUCK NORRIS SWEAT!!! OMG
  58. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    meh...
  59. Profile photo of missa921
    missa921 Female 18-29
    41 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:39 am
    Must.... Have.... Chuck Norris sweat......
  60. Profile photo of LyraFangs
    LyraFangs Female 18-29
    33 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 2:29 am
    lol that was...informative

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