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Date: 03/13/09 03:00 PM

48 Responses to Man Turns to Twitter As Guy Breaks In His House

  1. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Link: Man Turns to Twitter As Guy Breaks In His House - He couldn`t just call the cops--he had to Tweet about it?
  2. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    274 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    Haha he even setup a webcam!
  3. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    lol haha is this actually legit tho?
    or jus desperate to try n get more followers for his twitter page...
  4. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:11 pm
  5. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    weird. shoot first ask questions later.
  6. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Dude call the COPS!!!
  7. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    This guy is the Earl of Douche.
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    The reason he didn`t call the cops is because he was hoping the guy would just leave... which is kind of what happened.
  9. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    If he was any more ineffectual, he`d probably give the guy the key to his apartment and go sleep on a park bench.
  10. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm
  11. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    My favorites parts are when he said "glad that GF wasn`t here". Yeah, like we are supposed to believe that you have a girlfriend.

    And when he said "Where are you from? You don`t speak English, dude. Where are you from?


    Another stupid jackass posting on Youtube again.

  12. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    lol his video reminds me of my mom trying to wake me up for school. ahhh memories.
  13. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    I thought the present progessive, first person form of `to twitter` was twit...? hmmmm
  14. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    He is so cool. :D
  15. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    wonders never cease.
  16. Profile photo of HunterJumper
    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    I`m kind of hoping this is fake.. O.o
  17. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Wow... smart guy...

    It`s dumber than those idiots who post bulletins saying things like, "I`m late for work/school!"
    Yeah, so take more time by posting about it.

    God, people are f-cking idiots...

  18. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    twitter just seems like an even more stupid useless waste of time than it did before.
  19. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    He sounds like my cousin. Very calm no matter what... and I mean no matter what....
  20. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    So, who reads these peoples twitter posts?
    Who really gives a shi+ about your boring, stupid, meaningless, non-eventful, pointless, lackluster, mundane, banal, trivial, going nowhere, uninteresting, insignificant, humdrum, everyday, fruitless, unexciting life?
  21. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    he`s way to calm. suppose the guy had been a capable threat and held him up. would he twitter about that too as it were happening?
  22. Profile photo of ChestyLaRoo
    ChestyLaRoo Female 18-29
    215 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    Omg what a coincidence I was just twittering about the guy who was twittering while some hobo walked in his house what a small world, who would have thunk it.
  23. Profile photo of fwalker
    fwalker Female 13-17
    38 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    who knows... maybe the cops are following him on twitter... :P
  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    Coming soon ... the "I`m Having a Heart Attack Can Someone Call An Ambulance?" question on Yahoo Answers...
  25. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    that`s it, i just can`t deal with the internet anymore. somebody you do not know comes into your house, goes to your bathroom and passes out, and you`re TWITTERING about what the hell you should do?! next thing you know somebody`ll be twittering about how their wife just chopped off their penis with a knife and has no clue what to do.
  26. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    He probably payed a hobo to come and visit him for a while. Such a retard.
  27. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Dear gods...

    I`m sorry, but... how can you twitter about this while it`s happening, after yes, maybe. During? I`d be freakin out

  28. Profile photo of Skankenstein
    Skankenstein Female 13-17
    177 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    Actually, that guy is lucky, it could have been so much worse. The guy looks harmless, just drated up on some crazy drugs. Is it weird that I would actually let him stay? =/
  29. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    what an idiot
  30. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 12:00 am
    i got a sword by my bed for just such an occasion. it would be a .38 snub nose, but moneys tight right now.
  31. Profile photo of mikehatesyou
    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 12:39 am
  32. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 1:32 am
    "Twitter replaces 911: FB files lawsuit."
  33. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 2:07 am
    what a freakin` tool!
  34. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 3:23 am
    yudontn0me: I actually have a medieval battle axe about 30cm away from my bed. And no, I`m not joking.

    I pity the one who tries to break into my house..

  35. Profile photo of jimspade
    jimspade Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 4:37 am
    ive actually done somthing similar to that guy once...drinking gets you into all sorts of fun situations
  36. Profile photo of spp
    spp Female 18-29
    299 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 6:00 am
    Skankenstein I would probably let him stay too.
  37. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 8:50 am
    It was his only chance to twitter about something actually INTERESTING! Is that so wrong?
  38. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Too bad the robber didn`t kill him.
  39. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 11:03 am
    I lol`d when the guy was trying to get back in.

    Tweeting about it may have seemed stupid, but it`s better than the man who shot/killed the drunk one who thought he was at his own house, IMO.

  40. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 11:58 am
    Jason has a point.
  41. Profile photo of ahkmou
    ahkmou Male 18-29
    94 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    ohoho... he handled it the nice way... he didnt harm the guy... maybe coz hes scared? or he doesnt want to harm anyone?
  42. Profile photo of JuniorGem
    JuniorGem Female 18-29
    57 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    OMFG someone breaks in and he TWITTERS?? I really wish he would of gotten stabbed, beacause people that idiotic deserve bad things to happen to them.
  43. Profile photo of KoolBeanz
    KoolBeanz Male 13-17
    16 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    I now pronounce him an official Twitter addict.
  44. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    You wish someone got stabbed because they did something silly? interesting JuniorGem
  45. Profile photo of names_hannah
    names_hannah Female 13-17
    60 posts
    March 15, 2009 at 10:26 am
    hahaha wow tht`s pretty funny
  46. Profile photo of prillypopz
    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    March 15, 2009 at 11:21 am
    what a muppet
  47. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    March 15, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    It would have been hilarious if it just stopped after "going in"...
    Famous last tweet...
  48. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    hahah did you watch the video??

    twitterfreak:"sorry dude, I don`t know your story, you`re lucky I just let you walk into my bathroom!"
    drunk:"I would love to.."

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