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Date: 03/13/09 03:00 PM

48 Responses to Man Turns to Twitter As Guy Breaks In His House

  1. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Link: Man Turns to Twitter As Guy Breaks In His House - He couldn`t just call the cops--he had to Tweet about it?
  2. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    274 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    Haha he even setup a webcam!
  3. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    lol haha is this actually legit tho?
    or jus desperate to try n get more followers for his twitter page...
  4. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    idiot
  5. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    weird. shoot first ask questions later.
  6. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Dude call the COPS!!!
  7. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    This guy is the Earl of Douche.
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    The reason he didn`t call the cops is because he was hoping the guy would just leave... which is kind of what happened.
  9. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    If he was any more ineffectual, he`d probably give the guy the key to his apartment and go sleep on a park bench.
  10. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Wow.
  11. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    My favorites parts are when he said "glad that GF wasn`t here". Yeah, like we are supposed to believe that you have a girlfriend.

    And when he said "Where are you from? You don`t speak English, dude. Where are you from?

    HELLO, YOU HAVE JUST POINTED OUT THAT HE DOESN`T SPEAK ENGLISH, SO WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING HIM WHERE HE IS FROM AS IF HE CAN UNDERSTAND OR EVEN ANSWER YOU???

    Another stupid jackass posting on Youtube again.

  12. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    lol his video reminds me of my mom trying to wake me up for school. ahhh memories.
  13. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    I thought the present progessive, first person form of `to twitter` was twit...? hmmmm
  14. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    He is so cool. :D
  15. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    wonders never cease.
  16. Profile photo of HunterJumper
    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    I`m kind of hoping this is fake.. O.o
  17. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Wow... smart guy...

    It`s dumber than those idiots who post bulletins saying things like, "I`m late for work/school!"
    Yeah, so take more time by posting about it.

    God, people are f-cking idiots...

  18. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    twitter just seems like an even more stupid useless waste of time than it did before.
  19. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    He sounds like my cousin. Very calm no matter what... and I mean no matter what....
  20. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    So, who reads these peoples twitter posts?
    Who really gives a shi+ about your boring, stupid, meaningless, non-eventful, pointless, lackluster, mundane, banal, trivial, going nowhere, uninteresting, insignificant, humdrum, everyday, fruitless, unexciting life?
  21. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    he`s way to calm. suppose the guy had been a capable threat and held him up. would he twitter about that too as it were happening?
  22. Profile photo of ChestyLaRoo
    ChestyLaRoo Female 18-29
    215 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    Omg what a coincidence I was just twittering about the guy who was twittering while some hobo walked in his house what a small world, who would have thunk it.
  23. Profile photo of fwalker
    fwalker Female 13-17
    38 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    who knows... maybe the cops are following him on twitter... :P
  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    Coming soon ... the "I`m Having a Heart Attack Can Someone Call An Ambulance?" question on Yahoo Answers...
  25. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    that`s it, i just can`t deal with the internet anymore. somebody you do not know comes into your house, goes to your bathroom and passes out, and you`re TWITTERING about what the hell you should do?! next thing you know somebody`ll be twittering about how their wife just chopped off their penis with a knife and has no clue what to do.
  26. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    He probably payed a hobo to come and visit him for a while. Such a retard.
  27. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Dear gods...

    I`m sorry, but... how can you twitter about this while it`s happening, after yes, maybe. During? I`d be freakin out

  28. Profile photo of Skankenstein
    Skankenstein Female 13-17
    177 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    Actually, that guy is lucky, it could have been so much worse. The guy looks harmless, just drated up on some crazy drugs. Is it weird that I would actually let him stay? =/
  29. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    what an idiot
  30. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 12:00 am
    i got a sword by my bed for just such an occasion. it would be a .38 snub nose, but moneys tight right now.
  31. Profile photo of mikehatesyou
    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 12:39 am
    w.......t........f?????
  32. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 1:32 am
    "Twitter replaces 911: FB files lawsuit."
  33. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 2:07 am
    what a freakin` tool!
  34. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 3:23 am
    yudontn0me: I actually have a medieval battle axe about 30cm away from my bed. And no, I`m not joking.

    I pity the one who tries to break into my house..

  35. Profile photo of jimspade
    jimspade Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 4:37 am
    ive actually done somthing similar to that guy once...drinking gets you into all sorts of fun situations
  36. Profile photo of spp
    spp Female 18-29
    299 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 6:00 am
    Skankenstein I would probably let him stay too.
  37. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 8:50 am
    It was his only chance to twitter about something actually INTERESTING! Is that so wrong?
  38. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Too bad the robber didn`t kill him.
  39. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 11:03 am
    I lol`d when the guy was trying to get back in.

    Tweeting about it may have seemed stupid, but it`s better than the man who shot/killed the drunk one who thought he was at his own house, IMO.

  40. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 11:58 am
    Jason has a point.
  41. Profile photo of ahkmou
    ahkmou Male 18-29
    94 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    ohoho... he handled it the nice way... he didnt harm the guy... maybe coz hes scared? or he doesnt want to harm anyone?
  42. Profile photo of JuniorGem
    JuniorGem Female 18-29
    57 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    OMFG someone breaks in and he TWITTERS?? I really wish he would of gotten stabbed, beacause people that idiotic deserve bad things to happen to them.
  43. Profile photo of KoolBeanz
    KoolBeanz Male 13-17
    16 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    I now pronounce him an official Twitter addict.
  44. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    You wish someone got stabbed because they did something silly? interesting JuniorGem
  45. Profile photo of names_hannah
    names_hannah Female 13-17
    60 posts
    March 15, 2009 at 10:26 am
    hahaha wow tht`s pretty funny
  46. Profile photo of prillypopz
    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    March 15, 2009 at 11:21 am
    what a muppet
  47. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    March 15, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    It would have been hilarious if it just stopped after "going in"...
    Lol...
    Famous last tweet...
  48. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 16, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    hahah did you watch the video??

    twitterfreak:"sorry dude, I don`t know your story, you`re lucky I just let you walk into my bathroom!"
    drunk:"I would love to.."

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