Man Turns to Twitter As Guy Breaks In His House

Submitted by: ballaerina 8 years ago in Funny
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5168039/dude-turns-to-twitter-as-guy-breaks-in-his-house

He couldn"t just call the cops--he had to Tweet about it?
There are 48 comments:
Female 3,696
hahah did you watch the video??

twitterfreak:"sorry dude, I don`t know your story, you`re lucky I just let you walk into my bathroom!"
drunk:"I would love to.."

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Female 167
It would have been hilarious if it just stopped after "going in"...
Lol...
Famous last tweet...
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Female 170
what a muppet
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Female 60
hahaha wow tht`s pretty funny
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Female 1,604
You wish someone got stabbed because they did something silly? interesting JuniorGem
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Male 16
I now pronounce him an official Twitter addict.
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Female 57
OMFG someone breaks in and he TWITTERS?? I really wish he would of gotten stabbed, beacause people that idiotic deserve bad things to happen to them.
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Male 94
ohoho... he handled it the nice way... he didnt harm the guy... maybe coz hes scared? or he doesnt want to harm anyone?
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Female 1,653
Jason has a point.
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Female 1,142
I lol`d when the guy was trying to get back in.

Tweeting about it may have seemed stupid, but it`s better than the man who shot/killed the drunk one who thought he was at his own house, IMO.

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Male 807
Too bad the robber didn`t kill him.
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Male 1,598
It was his only chance to twitter about something actually INTERESTING! Is that so wrong?
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Female 299
Skankenstein I would probably let him stay too.
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Male 212
ive actually done somthing similar to that guy once...drinking gets you into all sorts of fun situations
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Male 680
yudontn0me: I actually have a medieval battle axe about 30cm away from my bed. And no, I`m not joking.

I pity the one who tries to break into my house..

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Male 715
what a freakin` tool!
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Male 2,238
"Twitter replaces 911: FB files lawsuit."
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Male 121
w.......t........f?????
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Male 845
i got a sword by my bed for just such an occasion. it would be a .38 snub nose, but moneys tight right now.
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Female 1,082
what an idiot
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Female 177
Actually, that guy is lucky, it could have been so much worse. The guy looks harmless, just drated up on some crazy drugs. Is it weird that I would actually let him stay? =/
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Male 295
Dear gods...

I`m sorry, but... how can you twitter about this while it`s happening, after yes, maybe. During? I`d be freakin out

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Male 2,172
He probably payed a hobo to come and visit him for a while. Such a retard.
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Male 492
that`s it, i just can`t deal with the internet anymore. somebody you do not know comes into your house, goes to your bathroom and passes out, and you`re TWITTERING about what the hell you should do?! next thing you know somebody`ll be twittering about how their wife just chopped off their penis with a knife and has no clue what to do.
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Male 8,302
Coming soon ... the "I`m Having a Heart Attack Can Someone Call An Ambulance?" question on Yahoo Answers...
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Female 38
who knows... maybe the cops are following him on twitter... :P
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Female 215
Omg what a coincidence I was just twittering about the guy who was twittering while some hobo walked in his house what a small world, who would have thunk it.
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Female 385
he`s way to calm. suppose the guy had been a capable threat and held him up. would he twitter about that too as it were happening?
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Male 2,582
So, who reads these peoples twitter posts?
Who really gives a shi+ about your boring, stupid, meaningless, non-eventful, pointless, lackluster, mundane, banal, trivial, going nowhere, uninteresting, insignificant, humdrum, everyday, fruitless, unexciting life?
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Female 2,289
He sounds like my cousin. Very calm no matter what... and I mean no matter what....
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Male 381
twitter just seems like an even more stupid useless waste of time than it did before.
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Female 4,028
Wow... smart guy...

It`s dumber than those idiots who post bulletins saying things like, "I`m late for work/school!"
Yeah, so take more time by posting about it.

God, people are f-cking idiots...

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Female 112
I`m kind of hoping this is fake.. O.o
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Male 1,231
wonders never cease.
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Male 2,395
He is so cool. :D
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Female 761
I thought the present progessive, first person form of `to twitter` was twit...? hmmmm
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Female 1,095
lol his video reminds me of my mom trying to wake me up for school. ahhh memories.
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Male 2,528
My favorites parts are when he said "glad that GF wasn`t here". Yeah, like we are supposed to believe that you have a girlfriend.

And when he said "Where are you from? You don`t speak English, dude. Where are you from?

HELLO, YOU HAVE JUST POINTED OUT THAT HE DOESN`T SPEAK ENGLISH, SO WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING HIM WHERE HE IS FROM AS IF HE CAN UNDERSTAND OR EVEN ANSWER YOU???

Another stupid jackass posting on Youtube again.

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Male 1,788
Wow.
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Male 1,002
If he was any more ineffectual, he`d probably give the guy the key to his apartment and go sleep on a park bench.
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Female 15,763
The reason he didn`t call the cops is because he was hoping the guy would just leave... which is kind of what happened.
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Male 356
This guy is the Earl of Douche.
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Male 493
Dude call the COPS!!!
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Male 338
weird. shoot first ask questions later.
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Male 740
idiot
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Male 1,704
lol haha is this actually legit tho?
or jus desperate to try n get more followers for his twitter page...
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Male 274
Haha he even setup a webcam!
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Female 590
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