Man Gets Charged With Drunk Driving On Barstool

Submitted by: fillemorte 7 years ago Funny

What a great idea, too bad the cops had to ruin it.
There are 38 comments:
Male 128
wow...we were just talking about this last night at work. heard the guy had paid 800 for it.
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Male 1,193
fine for DUI but not for not having a license cause that`s not a car and I could drive my motor scooter without license that reached 45mph
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Male 240
I wonder if it is for sale?
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Female 1,260
Aw c`mon...like he`s gonna hurt anybody with his lil barstool car! I think the guy did pretty good for havin` 15 beers before he falled over!
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Male 91
How are you suppost to get a license for a motorized bar stool?
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Male 1,357
that is frankly epic... i think ive found a use for the old lawnmower engine
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Male 648
Chalk another 1 up for the boys in blue...taking another terrible threat to our safety off the streets. Really, you have nothing better to do in Newark than pull this guy over?

It`s a good thing they got him before prom season started...it would`ve been horrible if a young couple were driving their barstool home from the prom only to get killed when this guy crashed into them at 5 mph...

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Female 1,653
It`s like one of those scooters your gran has, but with a barstool... genius.
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Male 995
For 15 beers, I`d have made a motorized toilet
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Female 495
haha! At least he was constructive with his time between drinking sessions! If he made that during a drinking session, im even more impressed!
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Male 2,238
LOL, that little thing is awesome.

Also 15 beers???? I`d be unconscious.

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Male 1,002
"(Pictures near-future episode of Cops, where police in armchairs are chasing him along the highway, then throw him into the Sofa when they arrest him)"

You just described my dream world; only in that scenario, he would have been arrested for not being drunk enough to properly operate his barstool.

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Male 1,002
Yeah, its exactly like driving a car.. except for the minor difference that instead of breaking half the bones in your body, you get a small bruise and laugh a lot and probably high-five the guy that hit you.
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Male 20
This isn`t that crazy. I remember some guy getting a DUI for driving his riding mower down the street.
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Male 339
hornypanda
its in ohio
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Male 8,302
(Pictures near-future episode of Cops, where police in armchairs are chasing him along the highway, then throw him into the Sofa when they arrest him)
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Male 213
is this newark, nj? it doesn`t look like it .. isn`t there one in like .. maryland or PA?
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Male 561
So he can drive his bar stool down the street, big deal . I can make a stool float!

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Male 263
time for benny hil theme song
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Male 286
ha this is close to my home lol. Its actully owned by the same people who i worked for last summer.(news channel that is)(this is in ohio btw)
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Female 158
Ha, it had to be in Jersey, didn`t it?
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Male 221
Only 15 beers? Lightweight.

Though i`m Scottish...

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Male 1,627
"Yeah, a three MPH motorized barstool sure is dangerous!"

no seat belts nor air bags =/

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Male 2,720
My uncle Stewart supposedly worked for a bar stool manufacturer, as a sales rep.
Cuz he`d go to every bar in town, giving away his latest stool samples.
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Male 153
i want one.
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Male 338
you need a licence to drive a lawnmower with a barstool on it?
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Female 2,120
Yeah, a three MPH motorized barstool sure is dangerous!
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Female 1,436
He is AWESOME.

And he wasn`t home to comment because he was downing another 15 beers at the bar coming up the next invention. . . . YOU HAVE MY VOTE GUY, YOU HAVE MY VOTE.

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Female 103
thats awesome.
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Female 351
Calling an ambulance was a drunken dial moment
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Female 15,763
"Hey guys, who wants to go barstooling?"

*raises hand*

:`D

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Female 9,402
Where can I try this?
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Male 3,819
The only words that come to mind are "aweosome" and "epic", but I don`t think they would do this story justice.
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Female 4,028
The things people dream up whilst inebriated, eh?
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Male 1,718
Lol his Barsh tool, Barsh tool. Its obv that they all hate him in NY.
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Male 26
"Hey guys, who wants to go barstooling?"
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Female 471
The "Odd" of the day?
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Female 741
Link: Man Gets Charged With Drunk Driving On Barstool [Rate Link] - What a great idea, too bad the cops had to ruin it.
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