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Date: 03/31/09 03:31 PM

38 Responses to Man Gets Charged With Drunk Driving On Barstool

  1. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Link: Man Gets Charged With Drunk Driving On Barstool - What a great idea, too bad the cops had to ruin it.
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    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    The "Odd" of the day?
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    capt_weasle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    "Hey guys, who wants to go barstooling?"
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Lol his Barsh tool, Barsh tool. Its obv that they all hate him in NY.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    The things people dream up whilst inebriated, eh?
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    The only words that come to mind are "aweosome" and "epic", but I don`t think they would do this story justice.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    Where can I try this?
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    "Hey guys, who wants to go barstooling?"

    *raises hand*

    :`D

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    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    Calling an ambulance was a drunken dial moment
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    bikergirl Female 18-29
    103 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    thats awesome.
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    He is AWESOME.

    And he wasn`t home to comment because he was downing another 15 beers at the bar coming up the next invention. . . . YOU HAVE MY VOTE GUY, YOU HAVE MY VOTE.

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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Yeah, a three MPH motorized barstool sure is dangerous!
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    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    you need a licence to drive a lawnmower with a barstool on it?
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    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    i want one.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    My uncle Stewart supposedly worked for a bar stool manufacturer, as a sales rep.
    Cuz he`d go to every bar in town, giving away his latest stool samples.
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    "Yeah, a three MPH motorized barstool sure is dangerous!"

    no seat belts nor air bags =/

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    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    Only 15 beers? Lightweight.

    Though i`m Scottish...

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    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    Ha, it had to be in Jersey, didn`t it?
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    zazuch Male 18-29
    286 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    ha this is close to my home lol. Its actully owned by the same people who i worked for last summer.(news channel that is)(this is in ohio btw)
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    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    263 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    time for benny hil theme song
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    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    So he can drive his bar stool down the street, big deal . I can make a stool float!

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    HornyPanda Male 18-29
    213 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    is this newark, nj? it doesn`t look like it .. isn`t there one in like .. maryland or PA?
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    (Pictures near-future episode of Cops, where police in armchairs are chasing him along the highway, then throw him into the Sofa when they arrest him)
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    shakethebox Male 18-29
    339 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    hornypanda
    its in ohio
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    mikestenger Male 18-29
    20 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    This isn`t that crazy. I remember some guy getting a DUI for driving his riding mower down the street.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    Yeah, its exactly like driving a car.. except for the minor difference that instead of breaking half the bones in your body, you get a small bruise and laugh a lot and probably high-five the guy that hit you.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    "(Pictures near-future episode of Cops, where police in armchairs are chasing him along the highway, then throw him into the Sofa when they arrest him)"

    You just described my dream world; only in that scenario, he would have been arrested for not being drunk enough to properly operate his barstool.

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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 12:21 am
    LOL, that little thing is awesome.

    Also 15 beers???? I`d be unconscious.

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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 12:34 am
    haha! At least he was constructive with his time between drinking sessions! If he made that during a drinking session, im even more impressed!
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    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:04 am
    For 15 beers, I`d have made a motorized toilet
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 9:25 am
    It`s like one of those scooters your gran has, but with a barstool... genius.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Chalk another 1 up for the boys in blue...taking another terrible threat to our safety off the streets. Really, you have nothing better to do in Newark than pull this guy over?

    It`s a good thing they got him before prom season started...it would`ve been horrible if a young couple were driving their barstool home from the prom only to get killed when this guy crashed into them at 5 mph...

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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 10:59 am
    that is frankly epic... i think ive found a use for the old lawnmower engine
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    GrayFox Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 11:50 am
    How are you suppost to get a license for a motorized bar stool?
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    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 11:51 am
    Aw c`mon...like he`s gonna hurt anybody with his lil barstool car! I think the guy did pretty good for havin` 15 beers before he falled over!
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    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    I wonder if it is for sale?
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    fine for DUI but not for not having a license cause that`s not a car and I could drive my motor scooter without license that reached 45mph
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    ctucker Male 18-29
    128 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    wow...we were just talking about this last night at work. heard the guy had paid 800 for it.

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