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Date: 03/02/09 06:01 AM

34 Responses to Man Arrested in Sex Vacuum Case

  1. Profile photo of duphregne
    duphregne Male 18-29
    7 posts
    March 1, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    Link: Man Arrested in Sex Vacuum Case - I love how they racked their brains for a picture to go with the story...
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    Kshine Female 13-17
    134 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:00 am
    Wow...your right about the picture...
  3. Profile photo of GravyZombie
    GravyZombie Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:00 am
    And....Some times a man gets lonley...WHAT....Dont look at me like that!
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    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:21 am
    The handcuffs can be found on google images under "handcuffs."
    Even more creative.
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    indigo_dream Female 18-29
    71 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:24 am
    seriously mr_kewl... stop linking that
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    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:25 am
    At first I was wondering why they didn`t just let a guy and his vacuum be, but then I found out it wasn`t his vacuum. Probably best he was caught. You don`t know who`s been using those things, man.
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    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:11 am
    wow, I was expecting them to put a pic of a vacuum on there at the least.

    this is a reason I can NEVER go into journalism
    I would have put the pic of the guy up there.

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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:02 am
    pics or it didn`t happen
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    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:13 am
    car wash sex for sale!
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:16 am
    damn, my relatives just keep making the news. first my dad now granddad *shakes head in shame
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:25 am
    I was about to say something like: "Leave the man alone if he likes to do it with his vacuum cleaner".

    But seriously, what`s wrong with people like him?

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    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:49 am
    i`m sure this isnt the first time a guy has stuck his wanker into a vacuum
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:52 am
    oh come on, everyone knows that carwash has the hottest vacuums, and the nicest wiper fluid. forbidden love is the best kind!! lol
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    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:55 am
    Man, this story SUCKS. lol
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 10:13 am
    wow...
  16. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 10:58 am
    > FxyRoxy777
    > this isnt the first time a guy has stuck his wanker into a vacuum

    Me and some mates got talking that over at the pub one day, and we came to the conclusion that all household vacuums are too small to do it. We contacted a vacuum manufacturer`s consumer line and asked them, "out of scientific curiosity", if this was a deliberate policy or accidental. They confirmed that it is deliberate, to avoid being sued for nasty injuries. I guess the girlfriend who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose is the safe limit.

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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 10:59 am
    I read "chase" and was expecting a story/video of a high speed chase, the cops vs the man "riding" his vacuum.

    Oh deary dear.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:57 am
    I`m guessing I wasn`t the only one who immediately heard that "Car Wash" song playing in their heads when they read this...
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Michigan again, what the f#ck is up with those people over there. Twice a week it`s either Michigan or Florida do thye most f#cked up thing concievable.
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    quentinb Male 18-29
    193 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Lionhart2, that`s why the shopvac is so popular...
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    > quentinb
    > Lionhart2, that`s why the shopvac is so popular...

    I`ll take your word for it...

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    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    No Contest
    n. Quitting smash bros. in the middle of a match
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    another foiled love story, reminds me of romeo and juliet
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    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    "mmmmhmmmm. " Hey MOM! wheres the vaccum."

    its a win win situation also. you get your jolies and theres no clean up! YAYYYYY!!!

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    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    "uh...we`ll just go with handcuffs..."
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Hey Painter, I`ve seen things posted on here concerning the ol` mitten a year after they`ve happened.

    We`re not all crazy all the time. Like Florida. :P

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    infinitypt11 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    my hometown....
    the things people do
  28. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    lmfao
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    N.. not Florida...?
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    Evilcupcake Male 30-39
    82 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    what they didn`t charge him for solicitation of sex? cause correct me if I`m wrong, but didn`t he have to pay to turn the vacuum on?
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    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    I wonder if I can patent the idea of a sex vacumn... Dragons Den here I come
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    > Evilcupcake
    > what they didn`t charge him for solicitation of sex? cause correct me if I`m wrong, but didn`t he have to pay to turn the vacuum on?

    Hmmm, tricky one. Technically he`s the John and the vacuum is the Trickster, but on the other hand he didn`t obtain Consent from the vacuum first, and I doubt the vacuum is over 17 years of age...

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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    Wow.....just wow....
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    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    disgusting

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