Man Arrested in Sex Vacuum Case

Submitted by: duphregne 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.wxmi.com/pages/news_landing_page?Man-Enters-Plea-in-Vacuum-Sex-Case=1&blockID=225070&feedID=2515

I love how they racked their brains for a picture to go with the story...
There are 34 comments:
Female 961
disgusting
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Male 2,238
Wow.....just wow....
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Male 8,302
> Evilcupcake
> what they didn`t charge him for solicitation of sex? cause correct me if I`m wrong, but didn`t he have to pay to turn the vacuum on?

Hmmm, tricky one. Technically he`s the John and the vacuum is the Trickster, but on the other hand he didn`t obtain Consent from the vacuum first, and I doubt the vacuum is over 17 years of age...

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Male 413
I wonder if I can patent the idea of a sex vacumn... Dragons Den here I come
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Male 81
what they didn`t charge him for solicitation of sex? cause correct me if I`m wrong, but didn`t he have to pay to turn the vacuum on?
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Female 15,763
N.. not Florida...?
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Female 289
lmfao
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Male 21
my hometown....
the things people do
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Female 1,142
Hey Painter, I`ve seen things posted on here concerning the ol` mitten a year after they`ve happened.

We`re not all crazy all the time. Like Florida. :P

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Male 904
"uh...we`ll just go with handcuffs..."
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Male 323
"mmmmhmmmm. " Hey MOM! wheres the vaccum."

its a win win situation also. you get your jolies and theres no clean up! YAYYYYY!!!

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Male 2,855
another foiled love story, reminds me of romeo and juliet
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Male 226
No Contest
n. Quitting smash bros. in the middle of a match
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Male 8,302
> quentinb
> Lionhart2, that`s why the shopvac is so popular...

I`ll take your word for it...

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Male 191
Lionhart2, that`s why the shopvac is so popular...
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Male 1,365
Michigan again, what the f#ck is up with those people over there. Twice a week it`s either Michigan or Florida do thye most f#cked up thing concievable.
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Male 9,305
I`m guessing I wasn`t the only one who immediately heard that "Car Wash" song playing in their heads when they read this...
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Female 1,653
I read "chase" and was expecting a story/video of a high speed chase, the cops vs the man "riding" his vacuum.

Oh deary dear.

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Male 8,302
> FxyRoxy777
> this isnt the first time a guy has stuck his wanker into a vacuum

Me and some mates got talking that over at the pub one day, and we came to the conclusion that all household vacuums are too small to do it. We contacted a vacuum manufacturer`s consumer line and asked them, "out of scientific curiosity", if this was a deliberate policy or accidental. They confirmed that it is deliberate, to avoid being sued for nasty injuries. I guess the girlfriend who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose is the safe limit.

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Female 1,082
wow...
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Female 1,211
Man, this story SUCKS. lol
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Male 1,297
oh come on, everyone knows that carwash has the hottest vacuums, and the nicest wiper fluid. forbidden love is the best kind!! lol
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Female 652
i`m sure this isnt the first time a guy has stuck his wanker into a vacuum
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Male 1,226
I was about to say something like: "Leave the man alone if he likes to do it with his vacuum cleaner".

But seriously, what`s wrong with people like him?

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Female 761
damn, my relatives just keep making the news. first my dad now granddad *shakes head in shame
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Male 426
car wash sex for sale!
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Male 1,627
pics or it didn`t happen
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Male 557
wow, I was expecting them to put a pic of a vacuum on there at the least.

this is a reason I can NEVER go into journalism
I would have put the pic of the guy up there.

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Male 606
At first I was wondering why they didn`t just let a guy and his vacuum be, but then I found out it wasn`t his vacuum. Probably best he was caught. You don`t know who`s been using those things, man.
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Female 71
seriously mr_kewl... stop linking that
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Female 767
The handcuffs can be found on google images under "handcuffs."
Even more creative.
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Male 84
And....Some times a man gets lonley...WHAT....Dont look at me like that!
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Female 134
Wow...your right about the picture...
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Male 7
Link: Man Arrested in Sex Vacuum Case [Rate Link] - I love how they racked their brains for a picture to go with the story...
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