Magical Martial Arts

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

This sensai has brought shame to his own dojo.
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Male 128
Everything is Terrible is a website where they post videos such as this and various others.
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Female 260
LOL I love the part when the little Asian gril kicks the pedo.
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Female 587
what is this "everything is terrible" series?
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Male 690
rofl at the end it says Everything is Terrible
I`m wonder where he found those kids...probably kidnapped them from a school or something
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Male 516
Oh. my. god. I have never, ever, seen anything so ridiculous in my entire life, and I swear, I`m not exaggerating.
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Male 845
that kid gave up the money and still got smakked
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Male 274
oh man that could wreck a child sanity...
and that bald guy must be friends with pedobear
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Female 1,653
What?
Ih he`s mentally ill, they shouldnt be exploiting him like that.
If not.... I wont go there.
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Male 342
What the fruitcakes is this?!?!?! LMFAO!!!!

Ohhh man... this was funny hahahaha

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Male 610
made it to 1:38 no mas pendejo O.o
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Male 1,360
that was a real slap
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Male 995
creepier than nixon
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Male 133
I wouldn`t be surprised if this actually aired on TV.
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Male 552
1:48 he brings shame to child molestors everywhere...
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Male 650
AnImbroglio, do you even have any friends?
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Male 467
Did he just slice a watermelon using only his magical martial voice?.. I cannot make up my mind about whether this is totally awesome or whether I must now carve out my eyes with a spoon..
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Male 2,238
Ohhhhhh senseiiii, no. *shakes head in disgust*
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Female 447
LOL It looks like this video was made in a Sears Photo studio.
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Male 181
nnDuck! nnnDuck!
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Male 838
I`ve been in martial arts since I was 8, and this makes me want to pummel this guy mercilessly.
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Female 917
"I`m on your side."

Yeah, now I feel safe.

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Male 92
1:48-1:53 thats pretty much common sense
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Female 94
I couldn`t help saying "goose" after he said "duck" for the third time.
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Male 1,365
I remember this, but it used to be called " How to turn your kid into a victim 101"
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Male 229
The dramatizations are so stereotypical. It`s a well known fact that not all drunk beggars are child predators.
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Male 740
what the hell did i just watch
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Female 1,894
labyrinth gets punched in the face by barney and friends and at 3:02 that dudes gonna make out with the poor girl... ahhh!!
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Female 45
1:21. That girl looks so thrilled.
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Female 158
That little blond boy never learned martial arts from that East West guy, and then got slapped - repeatedly - and who knows what else! ...
And I bet he`s not even a real sensai!
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Male 147
Happy music while the little kid is getting mugged! Hooray!!!

"He is inside all of us..."
CHILD MOLESTER

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Male 2,199
i was waiting for him to say Goose! it was pissing me off... say it already!!! "QUACK!" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Female 231
fghj, no it was not....no it was not. I have a mixture of feelings going on right now after that video though
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Male 1,686
everything IS terrible. that song proves it.
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Male 391
that was the most epic thing anyone has ever seen ever in the history of the world forever
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Female 4,028
Haha! They were totally fighting in someone`s backyard.

This was so strange.

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Male 506
God, I love Everything Is Terrible.
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Female 101
i just cant believe they showed that kid getting mugged and beaten by that adult and they were telling him not to be mad...
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Female 678
whoa. that was intense.
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Male 646
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!
So how did that kid get out of the alley? Or did he just stand there getting bitch slapped all day?
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Female 15,763
This is what happens when you mix kids, the 90`s, and martial arts.

It`s painful, isn`t it?

Pedobear would be proud.

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Male 103
The martial arts spirit inside of me is NOT that fag...
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Male 906
i didnt like it :(
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Male 814
ok, so was that some after-school special? and was he promoting using karate to beat up the bullies? AND...did that girl kick the guy in the nuts?
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Male 1,894
DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, QUACK, GOOSE
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Male 1,788
I am so confused.
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Male 703
um... that.. um.. uhh... 0.o.. yeah..
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Male 363
i don`t know if this is for realsies but it`s a helluva funny. Master Esquah FTW.

i`m not sure i`d want him inside me tho...

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Male 603
Motivating.
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Male 263
lol at teh everything is terrible
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Male 25,416
So disappointing doesnt even need a comment
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Male 689
wait what
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Male 123
Duck...duck....duck...quack. Can I write for this show please. I`ll take the WGA minimum to come up with that aaaaallllll day.
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Male 339
Two seconds into it and I`d realized he brought a great deal of shame into my day, as well....
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Male 20,188
Link: Magical Martial Arts [Rate Link] - This sensai has brought shame to his own dojo.
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