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Date: 03/31/09 12:39 PM

55 Responses to Magical Martial Arts

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Link: Magical Martial Arts - This sensai has brought shame to his own dojo.
  2. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Two seconds into it and I`d realized he brought a great deal of shame into my day, as well....
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    BruceLeroy Male 18-29
    123 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Duck...duck....duck...quack. Can I write for this show please. I`ll take the WGA minimum to come up with that aaaaallllll day.
  4. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    wait what
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    So disappointing doesnt even need a comment
  6. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    263 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    lol at teh everything is terrible
  7. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Motivating.
  8. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    i don`t know if this is for realsies but it`s a helluva funny. Master Esquah FTW.

    i`m not sure i`d want him inside me tho...

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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    um... that.. um.. uhh... 0.o.. yeah..
  10. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    I am so confused.
  11. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, QUACK, GOOSE
  12. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    ok, so was that some after-school special? and was he promoting using karate to beat up the bullies? AND...did that girl kick the guy in the nuts?
  13. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    i didnt like it :(
  14. Profile photo of Almighty_Jew
    Almighty_Jew Male 18-29
    103 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    The martial arts spirit inside of me is NOT that fag...
  15. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    This is what happens when you mix kids, the 90`s, and martial arts.

    It`s painful, isn`t it?

    Pedobear would be proud.

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    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!
    So how did that kid get out of the alley? Or did he just stand there getting bitch slapped all day?
  17. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    whoa. that was intense.
  18. Profile photo of sculptress
    sculptress Female 18-29
    101 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    i just cant believe they showed that kid getting mugged and beaten by that adult and they were telling him not to be mad...
  19. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    God, I love Everything Is Terrible.
  20. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    Haha! They were totally fighting in someone`s backyard.

    This was so strange.

  21. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    that was the most epic thing anyone has ever seen ever in the history of the world forever
  22. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    everything IS terrible. that song proves it.
  23. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    fghj, no it was not....no it was not. I have a mixture of feelings going on right now after that video though
  24. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    i was waiting for him to say Goose! it was pissing me off... say it already!!! "QUACK!" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
  25. Profile photo of Silverfalcon
    Silverfalcon Male 13-17
    147 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Happy music while the little kid is getting mugged! Hooray!!!

    "He is inside all of us..."
    CHILD MOLESTER

  26. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    That little blond boy never learned martial arts from that East West guy, and then got slapped - repeatedly - and who knows what else! ...
    And I bet he`s not even a real sensai!
  27. Profile photo of Luet_Seer
    Luet_Seer Female 18-29
    45 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    1:21. That girl looks so thrilled.
  28. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    labyrinth gets punched in the face by barney and friends and at 3:02 that dudes gonna make out with the poor girl... ahhh!!
  29. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    what the hell did i just watch
  30. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    The dramatizations are so stereotypical. It`s a well known fact that not all drunk beggars are child predators.
  31. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    I remember this, but it used to be called " How to turn your kid into a victim 101"
  32. Profile photo of musicofnight
    musicofnight Female 30-39
    94 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    I couldn`t help saying "goose" after he said "duck" for the third time.
  33. Profile photo of OhNoeItsElmo
    OhNoeItsElmo Male 13-17
    92 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    1:48-1:53 thats pretty much common sense
  34. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    "I`m on your side."

    Yeah, now I feel safe.

  35. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    I`ve been in martial arts since I was 8, and this makes me want to pummel this guy mercilessly.
  36. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:36 pm

  37. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    nnDuck! nnnDuck!
  38. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    LOL It looks like this video was made in a Sears Photo studio.
  39. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 12:20 am
    Ohhhhhh senseiiii, no. *shakes head in disgust*
  40. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 12:48 am
    Did he just slice a watermelon using only his magical martial voice?.. I cannot make up my mind about whether this is totally awesome or whether I must now carve out my eyes with a spoon..
  41. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 12:50 am
    AnImbroglio, do you even have any friends?
  42. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 1:04 am
    1:48 he brings shame to child molestors everywhere...
  43. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 2:50 am
    I wouldn`t be surprised if this actually aired on TV.
  44. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 5:53 am
    creepier than nixon
  45. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:05 am
    that was a real slap
  46. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:53 am
    made it to 1:38 no mas pendejo O.o
  47. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 9:12 am
    What the fruitcakes is this?!?!?! LMFAO!!!!

    Ohhh man... this was funny hahahaha

  48. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 9:35 am
    What?
    Ih he`s mentally ill, they shouldnt be exploiting him like that.
    If not.... I wont go there.
  49. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 9:46 am
    oh man that could wreck a child sanity...
    and that bald guy must be friends with pedobear
  50. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    that kid gave up the money and still got smakked
  51. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Oh. my. god. I have never, ever, seen anything so ridiculous in my entire life, and I swear, I`m not exaggerating.
  52. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    rofl at the end it says Everything is Terrible
    I`m wonder where he found those kids...probably kidnapped them from a school or something
  53. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    what is this "everything is terrible" series?
  54. Profile photo of Miss_Candie
    Miss_Candie Female 13-17
    260 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    LOL I love the part when the little Asian gril kicks the pedo.
  55. Profile photo of ctucker
    ctucker Male 18-29
    128 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Everything is Terrible is a website where they post videos such as this and various others.

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