Luckiest Kid Alive

Submitted by: GEoDLeto 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4982787/Indian-boy-survives-being-impaled-on-metal-pole.html

Kid impales himself during festival in India (Picture might be considered disturbing).
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Female 9
Ow...where were this kids parents?
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Male 242
Ok so most people here don`t consider being alive after a horrific accident lucky? I suppose if he were to die he would have been lucky?
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Female 170
wow, a poor kid gets impaled and you lot are bitching about whether or not the description calling him lucky is correct. sheesh.
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Female 1,604
ooh ouch, that`s gonna leave a mark
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Female 713
O_O
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Male 115
Opie: It says a kid impales himself during a festival in India most Americans dont do that during their festivals so the description was designed to make us stop and look because an Indian kid is doing something weird. I said "weird" in quotations because their festivals arent weird to them only to us and I said "doing something "weird" again" because most of the content on this site that features India has them doing something "weird" or "strange". I am pretty sure they have pictures and videos of us doing weird things we dont consider weird (like tackling each other in tights and torso armor in a sport called football that doesnt use feet often). I just dont like how people gawk at them.
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Male 1,140
he`s one luckyass little kid
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Male 4,546
Gummy:
Doubtful. The rod was likely "left standing" there for a purpose. There`s not really a reasonable negligence case for someone falling from the roof of the building next door on to something you have in your building site.
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Male 7,378
Isn`t the "luckiest kid alive" Madonnas adopted baby from Malawi?
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Female 1,653
yeowch!
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Male 593
Duh. They were going to spin roast him on a fire when they realized they should have done it length-wise.

Ok seriously. The post description made it look like he did it on purpose. Lier.

Wonder how they carried him to the hospital :P

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Female 55
eeeeeek! i agree with Mah Boi and Jasonbobdude, definately NOT the luckiest boy alive. The luckiest boy alive would`ve woken up one day to find himself in a world made of chocolate... mmmm
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Female 1,412
Why were the on the roof? Shouldnt someone sue the builder people?
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Male 953
Think that kids name is BOB?
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.as in shish kaBOB
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Female 1
That is just horrible! Go back to google.com > http://www.google.com
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Male 1,232
Oooh sh*t! That`s just... Just wow...
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Male 1,598
I wouldn`t really call that lucky. Can you imagine how much it must hurt to have that stuck in you? It might even be better to die. Or at least not get impaled.
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Male 606
Well...not so much luckiest kid alive so much as luckiest kid not dead?

"His father said Mihir `endured terrible pain`."

:|

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Male 720
I like how dumb people are. He`s lucky because he`s alive not because he fell on a pole.
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Female 710
He`s lucky he didn`t die, but he`s still unlucky because he just got impaled.
...actually I`d rather die than have to go through the pain.
Wouldn`t lucky be if he fell on to something soft instead?
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Male 80
I am obviously very unlucky because I have never been impaled. Maybe I will get lucky one day, but I hope not.
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Male 165
i`d say he was particuarly UNlucky..
lucky would be if he fell off the roof and was saved by a pile of money he was allowed to keep.. :P
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Male 105
How is he lucky, he was impaled by a goddamn iron rod!
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Female 4,028
Holy cow. That`s going to smart in the morning...
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Female 67
My first thought was how did they get him in the ambulance?
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Male 2,238
OMG, how did that miss organs!?
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Male 928
I`d call him the unluckiest kid who isn`t dead yet.
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Male 70
Is lucky to be alive, but i really dont consider him to be "Lucky"
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Male 845
i thought "luckiest kid alive" meant he got a free ice cream, or won the lotto or got a bad ass christmas present...or all 3. but i never would`ve guessed it meant getting falling off a rof and getting impaled by a 5 foot rod and [His father said Mihir "endured terrible pain"]


nope... thats not lucky

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Female 1,082
ho-leeeeeeeeeeeeeee poo
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Male 339
... How are both his lungs not collapsed?
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Male 138
actually, a very lucky kid won`t be getting things stab in him
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Male 167
Kid on a Stick! lol
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Female 177
Aw, poor kid. :[
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Male 35
ahhhh owch
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Male 173
amazing :-S
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Male 1,788
Wow.
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Male 10,440
I`ve heard something similar happening before, to a different guy.
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Male 125
luckiest? a lucky kid maybe,but luckiest?
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Male 374
owch. :-?
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Male 215
I wish I could fall off a roof and get impaled by an iron rod. Some people have all the luck! =P
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Male 3,058
Ow.
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Female 761
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Male 8,300
Some mates knocking back a few in the pub and their mate Larry comes in. "How ya going Larry?" they ask.
"Don`t call me Larry, call me Lucky" he says.
"Why?"
"Cause I was crossing the road and was almost hit by a car, but I stopped to pick up a penny and it missed me"

Next day he comes in. "How ya going Lucky?" they ask.
"Don`t call me Lucky, call me Lucky Lucky" he says.
"Why?"
"Cause a vicious dog almost attacked me in the park, but then a bigger, more vicious dog appeared and chased it away"

Next day he comes in. "How ya going Lucky Lucky?" they ask.
"Don`t call me Lucky Lucky, call me Lucky Lucky Lucky" he says.
"Why?"
"Cause I was rooting my secretary when her husband came home, caught us, picked up a huge brick and threw it, hitting me on the a*s"
"Well, how is that lucky?"

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Male 8,300
"Are you kidding? 10 seconds sooner and he`d have hit me on the back of my head!"
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Female 913
Holy sh*t! :-O
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Male 2,028
He used his awesome power to shift the positions of his internal organs to avoid them getting penetrated by the pole.
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Female 5,139
i dont know about him being the luckiest...
id say he would have been luckier not to have a spike through his body.
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Male 392
of course he doesnt look like hes in pain... theres these things that have been around for a while, maybe you`ve heard of them?

Morphine.
Vicodin.
OxyContin.

Ring a bell?

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Male 29
It`ll make an interesting story to tell, how he got the scar when he is older. ^_^ I`ve got quiet a few of those stories myself. I agree with splurbyburbl, while this kid is lucky, his no where near the luckiest, if he where the luckiest we wouldn`t be hearing about him right now because he wouldn`t have hurt himself.
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Female 215
He doesn`t appear to be in much pain...
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Male 322
mmhmmmmmm. tasty little barbaque much?
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Female 173
You call this kid lucky? It`s fortunate that he didn`t die, but I wouldn`t call him lucky.
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Male 2,796
"He is lucky because:
1.) He didnt get any organ damage.
2.) He didnt die.
3.) He now has a claim to most extreme piercing in the world."

Nope... The luckiest kid alive is some great kid who is so cool that he manages to never get into any real trouble, is sharp as a tack, gets laid often starting at a young age - but is mature enough to handle it, builds maturity early and keeps an obejective attitude, is smart with money... but all the while manages to stay off the radar well enough that we never hear about him via IAB.COM. That is my idea of the luckiest kid alive- I know he`s out there somewhere. Anyone agree with that?

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Female 178
Ouch.
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Male 488
all ready too cook!!!!
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Male 315
That`s O.K, I recorded all of the 2004 Presidential Debates, and watched them all in one day, no breaks.
I only minor brain damage got!

My brother watched it with me. He just ate his doctor and now is what I call "Tableclothsexual".

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Female 15,763
Tik, what exactly about the description made you think India does weird things?

It just says festival, it literally gives NO details...

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Male 2,395
oh sh*t, and he didn`t even look like he was worried. O_O
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Male 1,153
o sheet!
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Male 115
He is lucky because:
1.) He didnt get any organ damage.
2.) He didnt die.
3.) He now has a claim to most extreme piercing in the world.

And the inscripiton is made so you`d think Indians are doing "weird" things again he was just watching a holy festival and fell that is all.

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Male 338
wow! wtf?
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Male 9,305
Wow...divine intervention ftw...

AND DONT START!

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Male 326
Holy crap, horizontal through the ribcage with no organ damage? that`s insane.
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Male 1,265
I don`t think this kid could be called lucky lol...
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Male 886
I don`t know, I think being impaled by a pole is pretty darn unlucky...
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Male 1,029
He may be lucky to be alive but wtf with the description.
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Female 335
holy crap its super kid
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Male 128
Straight through him hey? Imagine that happening to you.
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Male 187
lol ill be like opps
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Male 242
Link: Luckiest Kid Alive [Rate Link] - Kid impales himself during festival in India (Picture might be considered disturbing).
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