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Date: 03/13/09 06:00 PM

71 Responses to Luckiest Kid Alive

  1. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    243 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    Link: Luckiest Kid Alive - Kid impales himself during festival in India (Picture might be considered disturbing).
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    meowmeowmeow Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    lol ill be like opps
  3. Profile photo of Exquisitte
    Exquisitte Male 13-17
    128 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Straight through him hey? Imagine that happening to you.
  4. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    holy crap its super kid
  5. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    He may be lucky to be alive but wtf with the description.
  6. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    I don`t know, I think being impaled by a pole is pretty darn unlucky...
  7. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    I don`t think this kid could be called lucky lol...
  8. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    Holy crap, horizontal through the ribcage with no organ damage? that`s insane.
  9. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Wow...divine intervention ftw...

    AND DONT START!

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    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    wow! wtf?
  11. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    He is lucky because:
    1.) He didnt get any organ damage.
    2.) He didnt die.
    3.) He now has a claim to most extreme piercing in the world.

    And the inscripiton is made so you`d think Indians are doing "weird" things again he was just watching a holy festival and fell that is all.

  12. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    o sheet!
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    oh sh*t, and he didn`t even look like he was worried. O_O
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Tik, what exactly about the description made you think India does weird things?

    It just says festival, it literally gives NO details...

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    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    That`s O.K, I recorded all of the 2004 Presidential Debates, and watched them all in one day, no breaks.
    I only minor brain damage got!

    My brother watched it with me. He just ate his doctor and now is what I call "Tableclothsexual".

  16. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    all ready too cook!!!!
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    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Ouch.
  18. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    March 13, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    "He is lucky because:
    1.) He didnt get any organ damage.
    2.) He didnt die.
    3.) He now has a claim to most extreme piercing in the world."

    Nope... The luckiest kid alive is some great kid who is so cool that he manages to never get into any real trouble, is sharp as a tack, gets laid often starting at a young age - but is mature enough to handle it, builds maturity early and keeps an obejective attitude, is smart with money... but all the while manages to stay off the radar well enough that we never hear about him via IAB.COM. That is my idea of the luckiest kid alive- I know he`s out there somewhere. Anyone agree with that?

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    Mariam67 Female 18-29
    174 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    You call this kid lucky? It`s fortunate that he didn`t die, but I wouldn`t call him lucky.
  20. Profile photo of papasmurfe
    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    mmhmmmmmm. tasty little barbaque much?
  21. Profile photo of ChestyLaRoo
    ChestyLaRoo Female 18-29
    215 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    He doesn`t appear to be in much pain...
  22. Profile photo of Wbreeck
    Wbreeck Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    It`ll make an interesting story to tell, how he got the scar when he is older. ^_^ I`ve got quiet a few of those stories myself. I agree with splurbyburbl, while this kid is lucky, his no where near the luckiest, if he where the luckiest we wouldn`t be hearing about him right now because he wouldn`t have hurt himself.
  23. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    of course he doesnt look like hes in pain... theres these things that have been around for a while, maybe you`ve heard of them?

    Morphine.
    Vicodin.
    OxyContin.

    Ring a bell?

  24. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    i dont know about him being the luckiest...
    id say he would have been luckier not to have a spike through his body.
  25. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    He used his awesome power to shift the positions of his internal organs to avoid them getting penetrated by the pole.
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    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    Holy sh*t! :-O
  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 13, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    "Are you kidding? 10 seconds sooner and he`d have hit me on the back of my head!"
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Some mates knocking back a few in the pub and their mate Larry comes in. "How ya going Larry?" they ask.
    "Don`t call me Larry, call me Lucky" he says.
    "Why?"
    "Cause I was crossing the road and was almost hit by a car, but I stopped to pick up a penny and it missed me"

    Next day he comes in. "How ya going Lucky?" they ask.
    "Don`t call me Lucky, call me Lucky Lucky" he says.
    "Why?"
    "Cause a vicious dog almost attacked me in the park, but then a bigger, more vicious dog appeared and chased it away"

    Next day he comes in. "How ya going Lucky Lucky?" they ask.
    "Don`t call me Lucky Lucky, call me Lucky Lucky Lucky" he says.
    "Why?"
    "Cause I was rooting my secretary when her husband came home, caught us, picked up a huge brick and threw it, hitting me on the a*s"
    "Well, how is that lucky?"

  29. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  30. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    Ow.
  31. Profile photo of agamemnon
    agamemnon Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    I wish I could fall off a roof and get impaled by an iron rod. Some people have all the luck! =P
  32. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    owch. :-?
  33. Profile photo of injeckshun
    injeckshun Male 18-29
    125 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    luckiest? a lucky kid maybe,but luckiest?
  34. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    I`ve heard something similar happening before, to a different guy.
  35. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    Wow.
  36. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    amazing :-S
  37. Profile photo of sheab2000
    sheab2000 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    ahhhh owch
  38. Profile photo of Skankenstein
    Skankenstein Female 13-17
    177 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    Aw, poor kid. :[
  39. Profile photo of Wattstone
    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    Kid on a Stick! lol
  40. Profile photo of mistamoni
    mistamoni Male 18-29
    138 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    actually, a very lucky kid won`t be getting things stab in him
  41. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    341 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    ... How are both his lungs not collapsed?
  42. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    ho-leeeeeeeeeeeeeee poo
  43. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    i thought "luckiest kid alive" meant he got a free ice cream, or won the lotto or got a bad ass christmas present...or all 3. but i never would`ve guessed it meant getting falling off a rof and getting impaled by a 5 foot rod and


    nope... thats not lucky

  44. Profile photo of Joeyroey
    Joeyroey Male 18-29
    70 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    Is lucky to be alive, but i really dont consider him to be "Lucky"
  45. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    March 14, 2009 at 12:08 am
    I`d call him the unluckiest kid who isn`t dead yet.
  46. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 1:14 am
    OMG, how did that miss organs!?
  47. Profile photo of Jane_uk
    Jane_uk Female 30-39
    67 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 2:00 am
    My first thought was how did they get him in the ambulance?
  48. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 2:13 am
    Holy cow. That`s going to smart in the morning...
  49. Profile photo of saisay
    saisay Male 30-39
    105 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 2:22 am
    How is he lucky, he was impaled by a goddamn iron rod!
  50. Profile photo of Aj_ratboy
    Aj_ratboy Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2009 at 4:53 am
    i`d say he was particuarly UNlucky..
    lucky would be if he fell off the roof and was saved by a pile of money he was allowed to keep.. :P
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    bobclean Male 18-29
    80 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 4:53 am
    I am obviously very unlucky because I have never been impaled. Maybe I will get lucky one day, but I hope not.
  52. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 5:49 am
    He`s lucky he didn`t die, but he`s still unlucky because he just got impaled.
    ...actually I`d rather die than have to go through the pain.
    Wouldn`t lucky be if he fell on to something soft instead?
  53. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 7:26 am
    I like how dumb people are. He`s lucky because he`s alive not because he fell on a pole.
  54. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 7:35 am
    Well...not so much luckiest kid alive so much as luckiest kid not dead?

    "His father said Mihir `endured terrible pain`."

    :|

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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2009 at 8:46 am
    I wouldn`t really call that lucky. Can you imagine how much it must hurt to have that stuck in you? It might even be better to die. Or at least not get impaled.
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    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    March 14, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Oooh sh*t! That`s just... Just wow...
  57. Profile photo of stopsmerkins
    stopsmerkins Female 13-17
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    March 14, 2009 at 10:20 am
    That is just horrible! Go back to google.com > http://www.google.com
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
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    March 14, 2009 at 10:21 am
    Think that kids name is BOB?
    .
    .
    .
    .as in shish kaBOB
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 10:25 am
    Why were the on the roof? Shouldnt someone sue the builder people?
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    EpicCookie Female 13-17
    55 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 10:25 am
    eeeeeek! i agree with Mah Boi and Jasonbobdude, definately NOT the luckiest boy alive. The luckiest boy alive would`ve woken up one day to find himself in a world made of chocolate... mmmm
  61. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Duh. They were going to spin roast him on a fire when they realized they should have done it length-wise.

    Ok seriously. The post description made it look like he did it on purpose. Lier.

    Wonder how they carried him to the hospital :P

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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    yeowch!
  63. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    March 14, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Isn`t the "luckiest kid alive" Madonnas adopted baby from Malawi?
  64. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    March 14, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Gummy:
    Doubtful. The rod was likely "left standing" there for a purpose. There`s not really a reasonable negligence case for someone falling from the roof of the building next door on to something you have in your building site.
  65. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    March 14, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    he`s one luckyass little kid
  66. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Opie: It says a kid impales himself during a festival in India most Americans dont do that during their festivals so the description was designed to make us stop and look because an Indian kid is doing something weird. I said "weird" in quotations because their festivals arent weird to them only to us and I said "doing something "weird" again" because most of the content on this site that features India has them doing something "weird" or "strange". I am pretty sure they have pictures and videos of us doing weird things we dont consider weird (like tackling each other in tights and torso armor in a sport called football that doesnt use feet often). I just dont like how people gawk at them.
  67. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    O_O
  68. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    ooh ouch, that`s gonna leave a mark
  69. Profile photo of prillypopz
    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    March 15, 2009 at 11:12 am
    wow, a poor kid gets impaled and you lot are bitching about whether or not the description calling him lucky is correct. sheesh.
  70. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    243 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Ok so most people here don`t consider being alive after a horrific accident lucky? I suppose if he were to die he would have been lucky?
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    ftwxkourtney Female 13-17
    9 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Ow...where were this kids parents?

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