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Date: 03/11/09 09:11 AM

47 Responses to Karate Guy Fails At Smashing Board With Head Trick

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Link: Karate Guy Fails At Smashing Board With Head Trick - Succeeds in achieving the worst headache of his life.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 9:56 am
    get a thinner board?

    funny guy

  3. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Ahhh I see he`s a master in douche fu.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 10:02 am
    "I didn`t move at all" LMAO
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 10:06 am
    I do that to the table when the restaurant is out of potato salad.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 10:11 am
    It`s not karate. You can tell by the uniform he`s wearing day two and three. I`m not sure, and am probably wrong, but I think it`s JuJitsu. Stephen Sagal wore something like that in one or more of his movies.
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    Squab27 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Im no board breaking master...but when they break more than 1 board they have about 1/2 inch space inbetween each board. They do that to get the domino effect. Im not sure if that would apply here but. This guy is stupid
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    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 10:29 am
    "Freddy ferret"

    WTF is with you and potato salad

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    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 10:57 am
    Anyone who uses the word "bro" in everyday conversation deserves to have his head smashed by a board.
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    Nightsky1 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 11:01 am
    "Squab27"
    I did martial arts for many years, I`ve done plenty of tournaments, and you can break several boards with out spacers, it`s just harder. but yeah, most of the people who break like 5 or more boards are using spacers. it looks cooler but is much easier.
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    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 11:03 am
    So Rick S, is not Jiu Jitsu, it´s Aikido
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 11:08 am
    oooh, now I have a headache...
  13. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 11:12 am
    @vegascartman

    Come on bro, don`t be a faggy little nit-picker, bro. K, bro? Sweet, bro.

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    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 11:12 am
    i 2nd that, vegascartman
  15. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 11:21 am
    proof that cocaine doesnt make you a black belt
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    killakrust Male 30-39
    7 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 11:48 am
    Wow. I guess he forgot the 2 golden rules of board breaking.

    1. Dry that boeard out. (a lot)
    2. Break with the grain (ie, grain to be vertical)

    Also he shouldn`t have been using such a thick bit of timber. Even thin boards can be hard to break. I`ve broken boards in TKD, and it flippin hurts if you fail. On the plus side, if you fail on the first attempt you hand/head is pretty numb for the second try.

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    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    looks like he was just doing it for jokes, to look cool. sorta like he was trying to skip out the practise you probably need to achieve that sort of thing. also love how he was trying to make excuses for his failure, blaming it on the guy holding the board then was proved totally wrong doing it solo :P. ALSO nightsky, just coz you say you have doesnt mean its true :|
  18. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Woo sah!!
  19. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Only thing I learned: don`t talk to karate people. They like to blame you.
  20. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    hooo sahh!
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    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    ffs, use a saw
  22. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Hmmm... giving head to hard wood, eh? tsk, tsk, tsk
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    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    i hate it when people try to cover their mistakes by acting like they know more about what`s going on...lol
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    He`s the master of Tie-One-On.
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    6point02 Female 18-29
    71 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    what a jerk.
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    apoet4life Male 18-29
    236 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    dude is definately a douche. i`ll bet he keeps a bluetooth headset in his ear all the time too!
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    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    HUSAAAAA HUSAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    atleast he didnt bring a news crew to public square, like the guy who "could" brake 50 coconuts with his bare hands...
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    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    i didnt kno guidos could fail at karate!?!?!?!
  30. Profile photo of chimion
    chimion Male 18-29
    91 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    white man doing karate!!! hahahaha
  31. Profile photo of monkeyshine7
    monkeyshine7 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    I think he should just stop trying, or at least, stop recording himself failing >_<
  32. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    PWND
  33. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    lol "dude stop moving back"
  34. Profile photo of lolcat
    lolcat Male 18-29
    95 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    But that`s an aikido outfit.....
  35. Profile photo of jnseattle
    jnseattle Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    what do karate guys have against innocent little boards?
  36. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    yes yes let`s blame it on the guy who is holding the board duh
  37. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    bahahahahaha! That was funneh. Thanks.
  38. Profile photo of Gr1mCalavera
    Gr1mCalavera Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    Boards don`t fight back.
  39. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    in your case tha board is stronger then tha head young padawan
  40. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:03 am
    HAHA, silly douche, Karate is for Asians.
  41. Profile photo of rel123
    rel123 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:30 am
    this is.. really.. really old.
  42. Profile photo of RedBrother
    RedBrother Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 4:27 am
    lol. idiot
  43. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    Negative_One
    "HAHA, silly douche, Karate is for Asians."

    Anything that requires immense skill is for Asians.

    Like Tetris.

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    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    potty mouth
  45. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    heads are not for hitting with. That`s why you have hands
  46. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 15, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    Yeah, blame the holder.

    What now that you can`t do it on bricks?
    "Darn it, bricks, stop moving back!"

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