Jesus Pwn3ds U

Submitted by: ryan99 8 years ago in Funny
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Fact: Jesus will pwn U in any sport.
There are 48 comments:
Female 4,028
I think my favourite part was the fake leg injury during soccer.
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Female 965
Croquet and football were my favourites :)
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Male 467
But why is he only pwning a kid? Seriously, I wanna see Jesus pwn some big dude, for better or worse.
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Male 615
Win. The beginning was probably my favorite part, though.
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Female 50
Jesus Pwns Chuck Norris...He says so
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Male 367
Blasphemous, but funny.
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Male 480
Yep, that was me.
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Male 10,440
bahahaha. Very funny. thanks.
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Male 220
This proves it. Jesus is in fact, a dooshebeg.
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Male 4,594
Yes, but the real question is: Can Jesus pwn Chuck Norris?
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Male 8,302
> SuperSmash
> If anyone made comments about Jesus like many made here, they would be burned at the stake

BLASPHEMY!!! HE TYPED THE ACTUAL NAME OF THE HOLY ONE!! GO GRAB SOME LOGS AND TINDER...!!!

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Male 2,238
Wow Jesus.......I expected better of you.....
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Male 3,756
I hate to post again, but I don`t want to seem anti-Islam. I play football every weekend with about 15 Hindu and Muslim guys (I`m known as "Whitey"). It`s just that many Muslims take this stuff way more seriously. It`s almost like the U.S. in the 1700`s. If anyone made comments about Jesus like many made here, they would be burned at the stake.
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Male 3,756
VegasCartman, where`s the line?

On another note, if we were talking about Allah here, do you know how many of us would be blown up by now?

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Male 734
Jesus loves you. The problem is, he doesn`t swallow. :)
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Male 3,756
"I`m still trying to figure out what PWN3DS is."

I`m with RobSwindol. I remember the anticipation building while I waited 5 minutes for a low resolution Playboy picture to load on my 14.4Kb modem, but I still prefer to use English.

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Male 3,756
Jesus is a jerk. I`m glad he`s dead. Oh wait...

Was that Moses giving out the red card?

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Female 1,082
how is that funny?
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Male 255
UB3R HAX!!!1!!
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Male 1,164
so jesus was an non-nice individual
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Male 167
he got a red card..lol
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Male 715
hmmm that was kind of unfunny
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Male 936
"I`m still trying to figure out what PWN3DS is."

you must still be trying to figure out what the internet is too, huh?

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Male 868
Well yeah, if what they say is correct and Jesus was real, he`d be black, therefore able to win at any sport.
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Male 2,528
I`m still trying to figure out what PWN3DS is.
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Female 9,496
I liked the part where Jesus takels the kid. :)
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Male 15
Awesome! :D
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Female 15,763
Haha, my friend is such a fangirl of Barats and Bereta. I have to show her this.
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Male 307
Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny, and I don`t like anything. Especially senior citizens.
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Female 1,682
holy poo, that was awesome XDD
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Male 3,310
I really liked that. Except it looked more like grizzly adams
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Male 1,788
I loved the referee part, and the snl skit wasn`t too bad either.
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Male 134
Yay! I was right (Sorry for double posting!)

People getting punched before eating

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Male 134
Reminds me of that SNL (I think) skit about punching people when they are eating... has the same humour style.
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Male 38
That was truly a treat for the eyes...
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Male 1,361
haha that was pretty sweet, i loved the golf one
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Male 189
Jesus is a douche bag
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Female 1,653
hahahaha
I bet I could pwn Jesus at not believing in his dad though XD
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Male 175
Ehh... It was ok.
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Male 294
i thought that was pretty funny. just like yeah, thats right. that was jesus. what are ya gonna do about it?
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Male 387
that was hilarious. What are you guys talking about?
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Male 359
My favorite part is when they all went to hell for making such a crappy video
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Female 1,401
tee hee. i thought it was mad funny
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Male 1,853
My favorite part was the soccer referee. I think they should have just used two or three of the clips. Some of them seemed like they were forced to try and be funny.
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Female 2,064
Whoops, I meant `fifth.`
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Female 2,064
Funny the first time, lamest thing I`ve ever seen the second, third, fourth, fith, etc. time. Should`ve ended the video at the 15 second mark.
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Female 40
Even I could beat that kid. He sucks.
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Male 2,344
Link: Jesus Pwn3ds U [Rate Link] - Fact: Jesus will pwn U in any sport.
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