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Category: Funny
Date: 03/22/09 09:30 AM

48 Responses to Jesus Pwn3ds U

  1. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 11:00 pm
    Link: Jesus Pwn3ds U - Fact: Jesus will pwn U in any sport.
  2. Profile photo of eye_spy
    eye_spy Female 18-29
    40 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 9:37 am
    Even I could beat that kid. He sucks.
  3. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 9:41 am
    Funny the first time, lamest thing I`ve ever seen the second, third, fourth, fith, etc. time. Should`ve ended the video at the 15 second mark.
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 9:41 am
    Whoops, I meant `fifth.`
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 9:47 am
    My favorite part was the soccer referee. I think they should have just used two or three of the clips. Some of them seemed like they were forced to try and be funny.
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 10:06 am
    tee hee. i thought it was mad funny
  7. Profile photo of ghoulie11
    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 10:22 am
    My favorite part is when they all went to hell for making such a crappy video
  8. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 10:47 am
    that was hilarious. What are you guys talking about?
  9. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 11:19 am
    i thought that was pretty funny. just like yeah, thats right. that was jesus. what are ya gonna do about it?
  10. Profile photo of ADMFlapplap
    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
    175 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 11:36 am
    Ehh... It was ok.
  11. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 11:42 am
    hahahaha
    I bet I could pwn Jesus at not believing in his dad though XD
  12. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 11:50 am
    Jesus is a douche bag
  13. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    haha that was pretty sweet, i loved the golf one
  14. Profile photo of Gingerrum
    Gingerrum Male 18-29
    38 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    That was truly a treat for the eyes...
  15. Profile photo of Dagnarus
    Dagnarus Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Reminds me of that SNL (I think) skit about punching people when they are eating... has the same humour style.
  16. Profile photo of Dagnarus
    Dagnarus Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Yay! I was right (Sorry for double posting!)

    People getting punched before eating

  17. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    I loved the referee part, and the snl skit wasn`t too bad either.
  18. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    I really liked that. Except it looked more like grizzly adams
  19. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    holy poo, that was awesome XDD
  20. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny, and I don`t like anything. Especially senior citizens.
  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Haha, my friend is such a fangirl of Barats and Bereta. I have to show her this.
  22. Profile photo of brainforest
    brainforest Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Awesome! :D
  23. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    I liked the part where Jesus takels the kid. :)
  24. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    I`m still trying to figure out what PWN3DS is.
  25. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    Well yeah, if what they say is correct and Jesus was real, he`d be black, therefore able to win at any sport.
  26. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    "I`m still trying to figure out what PWN3DS is."

    you must still be trying to figure out what the internet is too, huh?

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    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    hmmm that was kind of unfunny
  28. Profile photo of CAP9993
    CAP9993 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    he got a red card..lol
  29. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    so jesus was an non-nice individual
  30. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    UB3R HAX!!!1!!
  31. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    how is that funny?
  32. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    Jesus is a jerk. I`m glad he`s dead. Oh wait...

    Was that Moses giving out the red card?

  33. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    "I`m still trying to figure out what PWN3DS is."

    I`m with RobSwindol. I remember the anticipation building while I waited 5 minutes for a low resolution Playboy picture to load on my 14.4Kb modem, but I still prefer to use English.

  34. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    Jesus loves you. The problem is, he doesn`t swallow. :)
  35. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    VegasCartman, where`s the line?

    On another note, if we were talking about Allah here, do you know how many of us would be blown up by now?

  36. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    I hate to post again, but I don`t want to seem anti-Islam. I play football every weekend with about 15 Hindu and Muslim guys (I`m known as "Whitey"). It`s just that many Muslims take this stuff way more seriously. It`s almost like the U.S. in the 1700`s. If anyone made comments about Jesus like many made here, they would be burned at the stake.
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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 12:25 am
    Wow Jesus.......I expected better of you.....
  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 3:00 am
    > SuperSmash
    > If anyone made comments about Jesus like many made here, they would be burned at the stake

    BLASPHEMY!!! HE TYPED THE ACTUAL NAME OF THE HOLY ONE!! GO GRAB SOME LOGS AND TINDER...!!!

  39. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 5:50 am
    Yes, but the real question is: Can Jesus pwn Chuck Norris?
  40. Profile photo of mardraum
    mardraum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 6:16 am
    This proves it. Jesus is in fact, a dooshebeg.
  41. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 6:39 am
    bahahaha. Very funny. thanks.
  42. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 10:14 am
    Yep, that was me.
  43. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Blasphemous, but funny.
  44. Profile photo of tr1n1ch1ck
    tr1n1ch1ck Female 18-29
    50 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Jesus Pwns Chuck Norris...He says so
  45. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    Win. The beginning was probably my favorite part, though.
  46. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 1:30 am
    But why is he only pwning a kid? Seriously, I wanna see Jesus pwn some big dude, for better or worse.
  47. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 10:33 am
    Croquet and football were my favourites :)
  48. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 26, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    I think my favourite part was the fake leg injury during soccer.

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