Jesus Pwn3d U

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Jesus saves. And pwns.
There are 72 comments:
Male 301
"Amen."

[The Grammburgler]

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Male 312
Hmm, i got the same pants as that kid...
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Male 263
jesus be hatin
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Female 15,763
Barats and Bereta win the internet. :D
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Female 189
garageband ftw
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Female 360
Never seen this before. Loved that soccer moment.
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Female 2,064
Whoops, meant `jeez.`
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Female 2,064
Again? Jeex, I don`t even like this video. It`s too overdone.
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Male 1,365
If he was really jesus, he could use his bag of tricks and sorcery to pwn people. this guy is John the Baptist, angry and in your face.
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Male 1,788
Still funny.
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Male 512

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Female 209
facorit part is soccer lol ffoul play
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Female 9,572
LOL, tinker, but anyway, what`s up with all the reposts popping up? I sware Fancy is getting lazier by the day.
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Male 418
haha. i was like.. hmm how is he gonna own the kid with the golf ball part ..... rofl genius.
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Male 1,254
TDK, the crucifix is more integral to the solemn Christian faiths, like Roman Catholic and even more so in Eastern Orthodox. Because while Jesus did die, he died for something greater. He became a sacrifice, the new covenent, that without human souls would be doomed to Hell.

So in a sense, the crucifix is a sign of hope, that there is more beyond the mortal coil, and while He did die upon it, it had to occur for us to reach paradise.

But going again to the more solemn religions, its also there to remind us of the pain and sacrifice that Jesus was forced to suffer. Its not really a guilt trip, but more of a notice that we will all suffer in our lives. However, we need to remember the great sacrifice of Jesus, and how we must always pick up our own crosses, just to fall under the weight of it again and again.

And sorry to anyone offended by my use of the word "us". It just makes for a slightly less convoluted comment. ;-)

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Male 127
That Made Me LoL....A couple days ago
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Female 665
Haha! I thought it was cute.
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Female 1,001
But jesus does pwn..
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Male 1,623
Would`ve been funnier if it was done to random people.
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Male 12,138
Yeah, recent repost. Like I said earlier in this thread, our bad, shouldn`t have gone through. Sorry!
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Male 734
Just as lame now as it was when it was originally posted a few weeks ago.
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Male 1,178
hahaha, that would be awesome if they had done it to other random people
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Male 155
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA

Im crying coz its funny. Ahhh Jesus Saves, He passes, TOUCHDOWN!

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Male 2,238
"Lyk, OMG, It`s a effing repost!!"

Seriously? Guys, its not THAT big of a deal.

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Male 3,425
Yeah, even though it`s a repost it`s still funny. I honestly don`t mind reposts that much, sometimes I miss stuff and get to see it again. It`s just when it`s reposted only a week later.
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Male 2,344
Whoops, lol. My submission did get through, my bad :S
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Female 3,696
Apparently a re post from last week but I missed it so I`m glad it`s here, I really liked it. BTW, davymid I think they call that an oh-snap.
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Male 3,425
I`m not usually one to complain about re-posts, but repost after only 8 days? That`s just a bit silly.

Original Post

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Male 41
:o
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Male 4,793
mildly related, but why do christians honor the crucifix? why cherish the figure that effectively killed your god? it clearly did alot for jesus.

and this is an honest question, with no attempt to bash christianity at all. no sarcasm.

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Male 731
wow...that was dumb.
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Male 502
YAY!! No one likes Jesus anyway. He only likes to play those "nail me to the cross" games. bleh.
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Female 230
I really didn`t think that was going to be funny, but I ended up watching it twice. Oh god. Maybe I`m just in one of those moooooods, aye?
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Male 1,297
*watches davy use banhammer on batmanners because it rhymes...*
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Male 286
that wasnt really all that funny....
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Male 4,004
Posted last week or the one before... Surely you people have not yet forgotten?
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Male 516
God, I love Barats and Bareta! Constantly full of WIN!
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Male 886
The croquet one was great! I hate it when that happens lol...
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Male 12,138
vv simrankhannam you cheeky devil, with your cheeky click-my-link-and-win-a-motorbike spam link.

I have something for you. It`s a big fat banhammer, engineered to exactly fit the interior architecture of your dick-shaped mouth. Here, try it out.

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Male 338
dumb...
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Male 505
DAVY YOU LIE JESUS WAS WHITE LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON. Oh, and he was American. Totally. Mhmmm.

Also, sorry about the whole putting-your-nuts-through-a-period-of-forced-separation thing. It was just reflex. :)

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Male 1,254
Croquet was the best one!

Soccer was good too. Maybe that was Judas trying to get some redemption by helping Jesus with the Red card.

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Female 913
I don`t care if it`s a repost. I love this thread!
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Male 12,138
[quote]and davy, I`m soo saving that jesus pic :D[/quote]

Sorry for the triple/quadruple/quintuple/who_gives_a_drat_why_is_a_multiple_post_a_crime_anyway post.

I also like the Jesus Raptor-Jockey pic btw. I especially like how Jesus is apparently a blond-haired, high-cheekboned Aryan White Caucasian. Because it`s not like he was a meditteranean, Middle-Eastern, Bronze-age Jew.

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Male 12,138
Thanks, langdon, for driving my right pajonkle into my ankle, while the other`s in my chest. Can`t say we don`t deserve it, but by god, it`s been a long time since my testes were 4.5 feet apart.
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Male 619
Oderus Urungus pwn3d Jesus.

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Male 985
Ha the ref one is funny as
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Male 2,395
I dunno, I`ve seen this a bunch of times and its still funny xD


and davy, I`m soo saving that jesus pic :D

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Male 1,627
why is jesus doing that to that kid with down syndrome
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Male 12,138
[quote]crumples to the ground in a state of abject agony, and reminds himself not to take on people who either:[/quote]

a) Have a rudimentary knowledge of Kung Fu.
b) Are f*cking ninjas.

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Male 505
The funny thing about this is that I had already seen it before it was posted on IAB for the first time. So, for me (and admittedly, through no fault of anybody`s but fancy`s) this is sorta like a threepost.

On that note:
**becomes a ninja and drives a flying sidekick into peloos` nads and then kicks off of his shoulder, turning two flips in midair and coming down hard on davy`s testicle (the one not currently residing in his chest), driving it down somewhere by his ankle**

I feel better now.

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Male 12,138
F*ck that Peloos, I`ve taken my nutshot and I`m still retching. Your turn.

::shoves Peloos in front::

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Male 1,666
I don`t care in the slightest if it`s a repost, it made me lol hard
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Male 3,819
I just got done explaining this morning that it would be okay to chew us out for a repost, mere days after the first was posted ... so let us have it.

::hides behind davy::

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Male 12,138
[quote]collapses to the floor from the deserved nut-shot, even though he had NOTHING TO DO with approving this repost [/quote]

You see the sh*t I take for you fancylad? And where`s that ambulance? One of my testicles is currently lodged in the cavity between my sternum and left lung. *coughs*

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Male 160
*kicks davymid in the balls* you sick bastard DX

repost! repooost! DX someone call 911 >=O

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Male 5,970
hahahah thanks davy and letsgopoping, anyways, I think this would have been hilarious if they did it to random, unsuspecting people
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Male 12,138
[quote]alright... i don`t want to be the annoying one.. but this is a repost.. its hasn`t been that long... well still funny nonethesless... [/quote]

Sh*t. letsgopoping is right. Having checked, this was posted 9 days ago (with a different URL, hence the reason why we didn`t spot it).

Sincere apologies, no sarcastic joke. Normally we`d pull a repost like this once it`s pointed out, but there`s lots of comments already (from people who apparently didn`t NOTICE it`s a repost- where have all you cheating bastards been? Is that collegehumor.com I smell on your shirt?!?!), so I guess it should stand.

Anyway, we deserve a kick in the balls for such a recent repost, so despite my avatar, I`m going to spread my legs and offer free, deserved gonad-shots.

And I`ll also be the first to declare, so others don`t feel they have to hold back, that this is in fact a:

REPOST!

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Male 229
Nothing like a fictional character to brighten up your day. : )
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Male 1,297
um i think this is the park down my street
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Male 12,138
Wow, Jesus is one badass motherf*cker.

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Male 703
alright... i don`t want to be the annoying one.. but this is a repost.. its hasn`t been that long... well still funny nonethesless...
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Female 2,120
@Winter_Ice_0
Tell them their Jesus is way more BA than Bible Jesus.
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Male 3,014
Well, that was... long.
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Male 4,393
funny have seen this...
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Male 976
I know these guys! In your face internets.
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Female 4,197
lol that kid has severe limp wrist when golfing O.o
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Male 2,582
OK, That was kinda funny, kinda real funny!
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Male 49
this recives my bitchin` tag
BITCHIN`
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Male 2,788
jesus is backed up by moses.
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Male 2,788
LOL kid got pwned.


So deliciously random, i love it.
The end was epic.

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Male 20,900
Link: Jesus Pwn3d U [Rate Link] - Jesus saves. And pwns.
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