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Date: 03/30/09 06:27 PM

72 Responses to Jesus Pwn3d U

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    Link: Jesus Pwn3d U - Jesus saves. And pwns.
  2. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    LOL kid got pwned.


    So deliciously random, i love it.
    The end was epic.

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    jesus is backed up by moses.
  4. Profile photo of darthrex111
    darthrex111 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    this recives my bitchin` tag
    BITCHIN`
  5. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    OK, That was kinda funny, kinda real funny!
  6. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    lol that kid has severe limp wrist when golfing O.o
  7. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    I know these guys! In your face internets.
  8. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    funny have seen this...
  9. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    Well, that was... long.
  10. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    @Winter_Ice_0
    Tell them their Jesus is way more BA than Bible Jesus.
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    alright... i don`t want to be the annoying one.. but this is a repost.. its hasn`t been that long... well still funny nonethesless...
  12. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    Wow, Jesus is one badass motherf*cker.

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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    um i think this is the park down my street
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    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Nothing like a fictional character to brighten up your day. : )
  15. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    alright... i don`t want to be the annoying one.. but this is a repost.. its hasn`t been that long... well still funny nonethesless...

    Sh*t. letsgopoping is right. Having checked, this was posted 9 days ago (with a different URL, hence the reason why we didn`t spot it).

    Sincere apologies, no sarcastic joke. Normally we`d pull a repost like this once it`s pointed out, but there`s lots of comments already (from people who apparently didn`t NOTICE it`s a repost- where have all you cheating bastards been? Is that collegehumor.com I smell on your shirt?!?!), so I guess it should stand.

    Anyway, we deserve a kick in the balls for such a recent repost, so despite my avatar, I`m going to spread my legs and offer free, deserved gonad-shots.

    And I`ll also be the first to declare, so others don`t feel they have to hold back, that this is in fact a:

    REPOST!

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    hahahah thanks davy and letsgopoping, anyways, I think this would have been hilarious if they did it to random, unsuspecting people
  17. Profile photo of Gigaman
    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    *kicks davymid in the balls* you sick bastard DX

    repost! repooost! DX someone call 911 >=O

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    collapses to the floor from the deserved nut-shot, even though he had NOTHING TO DO with approving this repost

    You see the sh*t I take for you fancylad? And where`s that ambulance? One of my testicles is currently lodged in the cavity between my sternum and left lung. *coughs*

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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    I just got done explaining this morning that it would be okay to chew us out for a repost, mere days after the first was posted ... so let us have it.

    ::hides behind davy::

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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    I don`t care in the slightest if it`s a repost, it made me lol hard
  21. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    F*ck that Peloos, I`ve taken my nutshot and I`m still retching. Your turn.

    ::shoves Peloos in front::

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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    The funny thing about this is that I had already seen it before it was posted on IAB for the first time. So, for me (and admittedly, through no fault of anybody`s but fancy`s) this is sorta like a threepost.

    On that note:
    **becomes a ninja and drives a flying sidekick into peloos` nads and then kicks off of his shoulder, turning two flips in midair and coming down hard on davy`s testicle (the one not currently residing in his chest), driving it down somewhere by his ankle**

    I feel better now.

  23. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    crumples to the ground in a state of abject agony, and reminds himself not to take on people who either:

    a) Have a rudimentary knowledge of Kung Fu.
    b) Are f*cking ninjas.

  24. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    why is jesus doing that to that kid with down syndrome
  25. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    I dunno, I`ve seen this a bunch of times and its still funny xD


    and davy, I`m soo saving that jesus pic :D

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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    Ha the ref one is funny as
  27. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    Oderus Urungus pwn3d Jesus.

  28. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    Thanks, langdon, for driving my right pajonkle into my ankle, while the other`s in my chest. Can`t say we don`t deserve it, but by god, it`s been a long time since my testes were 4.5 feet apart.
  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    and davy, I`m soo saving that jesus pic :D

    Sorry for the triple/quadruple/quintuple/who_gives_a_drat_why_is_a_multiple_post_a_crime_anyway post.

    I also like the Jesus Raptor-Jockey pic btw. I especially like how Jesus is apparently a blond-haired, high-cheekboned Aryan White Caucasian. Because it`s not like he was a meditteranean, Middle-Eastern, Bronze-age Jew.

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    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    I don`t care if it`s a repost. I love this thread!
  31. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    Croquet was the best one!

    Soccer was good too. Maybe that was Judas trying to get some redemption by helping Jesus with the Red card.

  32. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    DAVY YOU LIE JESUS WAS WHITE LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON. Oh, and he was American. Totally. Mhmmm.

    Also, sorry about the whole putting-your-nuts-through-a-period-of-forced-separation thing. It was just reflex. :)

  33. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    dumb...
  34. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    vv simrankhannam you cheeky devil, with your cheeky click-my-link-and-win-a-motorbike spam link.

    I have something for you. It`s a big fat banhammer, engineered to exactly fit the interior architecture of your dick-shaped mouth. Here, try it out.

  35. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    The croquet one was great! I hate it when that happens lol...
  36. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    God, I love Barats and Bareta! Constantly full of WIN!
  37. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Posted last week or the one before... Surely you people have not yet forgotten?
  38. Profile photo of zazuch
    zazuch Male 18-29
    286 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    that wasnt really all that funny....
  39. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    *watches davy use banhammer on batmanners because it rhymes...*
  40. Profile photo of PontaFanta
    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    I really didn`t think that was going to be funny, but I ended up watching it twice. Oh god. Maybe I`m just in one of those moooooods, aye?
  41. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    YAY!! No one likes Jesus anyway. He only likes to play those "nail me to the cross" games. bleh.
  42. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    wow...that was dumb.
  43. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    mildly related, but why do christians honor the crucifix? why cherish the figure that effectively killed your god? it clearly did alot for jesus.

    and this is an honest question, with no attempt to bash christianity at all. no sarcasm.

  44. Profile photo of anciemelodie
    anciemelodie Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    :o
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    I`m not usually one to complain about re-posts, but repost after only 8 days? That`s just a bit silly.

    Original Post

  46. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    Apparently a re post from last week but I missed it so I`m glad it`s here, I really liked it. BTW, davymid I think they call that an oh-snap.
  47. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    Whoops, lol. My submission did get through, my bad :S
  48. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    Yeah, even though it`s a repost it`s still funny. I honestly don`t mind reposts that much, sometimes I miss stuff and get to see it again. It`s just when it`s reposted only a week later.
  49. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 12:48 am
    "Lyk, OMG, It`s a effing repost!!"

    Seriously? Guys, its not THAT big of a deal.

  50. Profile photo of Morteyur
    Morteyur Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 1:32 am
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA

    Im crying coz its funny. Ahhh Jesus Saves, He passes, TOUCHDOWN!

  51. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:18 am
    hahaha, that would be awesome if they had done it to other random people
  52. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:38 am
    Just as lame now as it was when it was originally posted a few weeks ago.
  53. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:53 am
    Yeah, recent repost. Like I said earlier in this thread, our bad, shouldn`t have gone through. Sorry!
  54. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:31 am
    Would`ve been funnier if it was done to random people.
  55. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:48 am
    But jesus does pwn..
  56. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:52 am
    Haha! I thought it was cute.
  57. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
    127 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:09 am
    That Made Me LoL....A couple days ago
  58. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:57 am
    TDK, the crucifix is more integral to the solemn Christian faiths, like Roman Catholic and even more so in Eastern Orthodox. Because while Jesus did die, he died for something greater. He became a sacrifice, the new covenent, that without human souls would be doomed to Hell.

    So in a sense, the crucifix is a sign of hope, that there is more beyond the mortal coil, and while He did die upon it, it had to occur for us to reach paradise.

    But going again to the more solemn religions, its also there to remind us of the pain and sacrifice that Jesus was forced to suffer. Its not really a guilt trip, but more of a notice that we will all suffer in our lives. However, we need to remember the great sacrifice of Jesus, and how we must always pick up our own crosses, just to fall under the weight of it again and again.

    And sorry to anyone offended by my use of the word "us". It just makes for a slightly less convoluted comment. ;-)

  59. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 7:00 am
    haha. i was like.. hmm how is he gonna own the kid with the golf ball part ..... rofl genius.
  60. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 7:04 am
    LOL, tinker, but anyway, what`s up with all the reposts popping up? I sware Fancy is getting lazier by the day.
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    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 8:01 am
    facorit part is soccer lol ffoul play
  62. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 10:56 am

  63. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Still funny.
  64. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    If he was really jesus, he could use his bag of tricks and sorcery to pwn people. this guy is John the Baptist, angry and in your face.
  65. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Again? Jeex, I don`t even like this video. It`s too overdone.
  66. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Whoops, meant `jeez.`
  67. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Never seen this before. Loved that soccer moment.
  68. Profile photo of Syrup
    Syrup Female 13-17
    189 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    garageband ftw
  69. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Barats and Bereta win the internet. :D
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    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    264 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    jesus be hatin
  71. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    Hmm, i got the same pants as that kid...
  72. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 10:06 am
    "Amen."

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