Interesting Craigslist Job Ad

Submitted by: Vidd 7 years ago Weird
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/lbg/1073952880.html

""I have gone to Coney Island to dispose of ashes of dead old wizard.""
There are 51 comments:
Male 1
There`s more Hamdy Bey where that came from.

Contintuing Adventures of Hamdy Bey

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Female 321
please somebody tell me they took a picture of their desktop with the craiglist ad up....plz.
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Male 147
Awww, it`s gone.
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Female 1,199
THANK YOU Caboose for posting that! Hahaha. xD
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Female 2,064
Flagged? What do you mean? I see it.
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Female 1,653
says it`s been flagged or removed :(
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Male 274
it was problably on of those gay dudes from one of those gay clans of craigslist "flaggers" who took the add out... those mf
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Female 161
I love Wizards and I want one. I would have totally taken it off his hands.
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Male 1,232
Yeah, broken link...
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Female 50
what? now i can`t see it :(
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Male 197
still- the title made me smile
and thats teh point of it all
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Male 807
You idiots didn`t screenshot this?
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Male 410
God forbid no-one could get a screenshot.
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Male 452
Flagged for removal! :(
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Male 414
A wizard is for life, not just for Christmas
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Male 181
PPbt. Listen, whoever posts Craigslist ads on here - ya gotta get a screenshot. Of COURSE it`s going to be flagged for removal. Ya can`t just link to the site.
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Female 528
Nicolicious: If you only want to listen to politically correct comments, get off the internet. Also, you probably do flag things. Fun police.
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Female 58
I`m gay, and I don`t go around flagging things. None of my other friends who are gay go around flagging stuff on CraigsList either. who are these gay people you`re talking about, lostinmexico?
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Male 44
There`s like this giant gay clan of craigslist "flaggers". Seems like they took another one down. Those bastards.
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Female 4,028
Aw, too late!
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Female 54
dammit i missed it!
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Female 1,231
Flagged? Boo. :<
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Male 1,204
i would much rather have previous wizard return !!! please help either to capture current wizard or ressurect former. current wizard is subletting disgusting basement apartment. ALL OF ABOVE NOTES SPECIFICALLY FORBIDDEN BY LEASE AGREEMENT.


* Location: ridge wood
* it`s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: cat stack

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Male 1,204
for all interestd


hello this is hamdy bey. i have gone to coney island to dispose of ashes of dead old wizard but when i returned home his robe was again filled with a different laughing wizard.

new wizard does several things.

1) unplugs cell phone during charge and runs video recorder feature idly for hours
2) places my house keys under a pile of conedison bills
3) shouts at mailman
4) stacks cats
5) obscures my shadow with giant novelty lollipop when i emerge to greet my brothers
6) replaced all scrabble letters with F
7) tenses my sensibilities during islam forum
8) writes untoward letters to president of turkish republic of northern cyprus in my name
9) deposits juice box wrappers on my hall so the rustling angers cats and their stack topples
10) howls at moon when it is not in the fullest of states

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Male 1,204
i miss the old wizard. D:
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Female 4,197
dang i too missed it :(
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Male 506
Aww, I missed it :( who flagged it? I will flog them.
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Female 127
doesnt work, its been flagged?
I feel left out
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Female 676
Well, whatever it -was-, it`s now flagged for removal.
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Female 731
Is...is this code for something?
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Female 163
I uh, have no words. Love it, but am confused. I`d love to meet the writer.
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Male 35
I`m not that far away, I could help him!
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Male 215
Is this a joke? A mistranslation? Just some crazy person? Some combination thereof?
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Female 761
gotta love craigslist.
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Male 1,598
I flagged this as "Best of Craigslist."
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Male 250
sounds like his wizard ate a slim jim!!!
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Female 1,082
somebody`s been smoking the ganja
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Female 2,064
I`ll gladly trade my gnome for his wizard.
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Male 2,440
Wiskey
Tango
Foxtrot
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Male 294
that bastard, stacking cats and then toppling them over.
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Male 382
whats the hell was that??? :|
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Female 1,677
Oh man I want a fricking cat stack. A stack of cats! Where do I apply?
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Male 323
hah, he likes to stack cats.
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Female 4,447
Compensation: Cat stack
=D
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Male 338
yeah, wow.
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Male 1,788
I knew a guy like that once.
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Male 486
.....wow.
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Female 103
some people really have too much time on their hands.
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Male 2,076
deep man.

deep.

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Female 147
This person is HiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIiiiiigh.
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Male 23
Link: Interesting Craigslist Job Ad [Rate Link] - ``I have gone to Coney Island to dispose of ashes of dead old wizard.``
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