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Cats = Suck
Escpecially if they`re in your fridge.
Let the bitch freeze and suffocate.
Then I`d turn the stupid cat into dog food.
They must really like salsa. O_O
On a somewhat unrelated note, Firefox`s Spell Check suggests I change "Tostitos" to "Prostitute". ._.
uh, yeah this was my fridge homecoming friday of my junior year of college... girls can party too my friend.
When I recently moved and I filled a box with food - my dad was there. As I told him to pick up the box of "food" - he looked at me and said, "Why the hell do you have a liquor store in your house? Where`s this food you speak of?!" I pointed to a corner of the box and pointed out the butter and 4 packs of ramon noodles and replied, "THERE! DUH! And DO NOT drop that box! It is priceless."
I swear - as parents age - they lose brain cells.
That just SUCKS."
Why not? Some of us don`t scour the internet for it so for me it`s a nice picture.
That just SUCKS.
The only good cat is a fur purse and last night`s casserole. Er... don`t get mad at me, cat-lovers, I didn`t say that, Bitch did... this is Bitch btw, in case I`ve never introduced you all to her before...
I LOVE Yuengling! The boyfriend is a Pabst man!
So - I continue. . . kitty must die. . .
So Americans can say they can drink as many cans as the rest of the world before they pass out :-)
Quite appropriate sticker at this link.
My mom would be really mad if she found my cat in the `fridge. :-\