I Hate Grocery Stores

Submitted by: luckyse7en 8 years ago in Funny

Ever get tired of nosy people in grocery stores? This video is for you. [NSFW language]
Credits: fancy
There are 65 comments:
Female 44
lol its so true
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Female 1
hi. I actually made it and you guys need to learn to calm down. If you read the description, you see it was an assignment and is meant to be a joke about a grumpy person.
Also, @David that`s venetianprincess and when i do complain in videos, it`s done in humour as is very common in Australian culture.
I`m not saying i`m funny at all. I`m just saying, come on people, it`s obviously meant to be taken light heartedly.
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Female 17
actually, this vid was made by a girl from australia as a storyboard for her class in uni. she meant it to be humorous... she has a comedy channel on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=com... that i subscribe to and she`s pretty f`n funny.
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Male 1,106
This is made by the same person who always complains about sitting next to someone who talks too much on the airplane. Maybe you should learn to be cordial instead of being so self centered you can`t have a casual conversation and then go home and bitch to your friends about how suprised you are you can`t get a boyfriend.
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Male 439
Yeah whoever made that has either had a REALLY bad day or needs to realize that nobody gives a s**t, you aren`t that interesting :)
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Male 3
i thought that was quite good

well done

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Male 145
eh i beg to differ Panda Pants. Maybe in big stores, but a lot of grocery store clerks try to be friendly and the easiest way to make conversation is by talking about their items.

By the way. Panda Pants? AWESOME name.

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Male 1,140
a tad bit paranoid/cynical
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Female 18
cashiers do not care what you buy. they check out so many people during their shift, really... however, they do notice if you`re an ass and appreciate it when you`re not
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Male 162
ugh...communitychannel...
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Female 209
i love you communitychannel :D
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Male 21
Haha I love that!
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Female 2,927
on the hand writing bit, the clerk shouldnt be talking, shes a fudgeing grocery clerk shes in no position to make fun of anybody on anything.
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Female 59
Dumbest video ever.
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Female 2,120
Yeah, I`ve had a man follow me through the entire store and comment on what I was buying. To get rid of him, I picked up a pair of adult diapers and asked if he thought they would fit me.
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Male 8,300
> langdonhill
> at least we have the good sense to stay away from Vegemite. That stuff`s lethal!

Hint: Spready THINLY; it isn`t jam or Promite. You put about 5x10x1 mm worth on the knife and spread it so thinly it can barely be seen. THEN it tastes like its meant to.

If you have 2 slices of bread with Vegemite per day (the minimum legal dosage required to maintain Australian Citizenship) a small jar should last you about a year.

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Male 2,172
The same thing happens to me all the time. Both male and female do the exact same thing to me every time I go to the grocery store.

That`s why I order my food online now.

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Male 505
Mehh, at least we have the good sense to stay away from Vegemite. That stuff`s lethal!
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Female 528
That`s the queens english yank. We speak gooder than you lamos
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Female 527
Hahaha! She pronounced the H in herbal essence!
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Male 142
NAT! :3 This is really old..
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Female 662
She just sounded like a PMS-ing bitch. That wasn`t funny at all. It was annoying.
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Female 235
Sort of true.

And yes, that`s an Aussie accent. Although it sounds a bit overdone.

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Male 8,300
I thought at first she had an Australian accent, then I remembered us Aussies don`t have accents like the rest of the world does.
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Male 17,511
She should buy some cheese for that whine.
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Male 4,012
Did I just saw a penis in the ice cream fridge?
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Male 36
that was drating horrible not even funny
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Male 897
That was very funny, and a little too true. Sometimes I like to act like a mental patient when I go the the supermarket just to avoid those kinds of conversations. When an employee comes over to me and asks if I need help I just shamble away from them muttering `no one can help me`.
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Female 2,289
I`m on my period and SHE annoys me.
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Male 82
That was pretty lame. Too much whining.
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Male 32
Her accent was extremely sexy but don`t tell her I said that lol
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Female 254
Tales of Mere Existence with male voiceover = OMG SOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUU

Tales of Mere Existence with female voiceover = what a pissy pms-ing bitch

It was funny. Admit it.

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Female 163
Seems like she was self conscious about her eating habits. She probably feels bad about them and then projects that onto other people so that it seems like they are making fun of her.
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Male 10,440
she must have been on her period.
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Female 1,004
I didn`t like it because she sounds like a paranoid freak.
that and starting off in a pissy mood isn`t entertaining. Just sounds like random complaining.
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Female 497
>>

I liked it.

-runs away-

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Male 1,788
This is like Tales of Mere Existence but somehow not funny like it.
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Female 1,142
So... she just let him follow her around the supermarket then...?
Do people really do that? o___O
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Female 10
I`m guessing keith2 gets rejected frequently. Relax.
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Male 138
"drat off, that`s how much I eat. poo man" That was awesome. Yeah, she is probably fat but they way she said things was really funny, you guys are uptight today. Damn.
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Female 1,653
Silly girl
As for shampoo: Co-Op own brand apple shampoo FTW
(cheap, smells good + BUAV approves :))
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Female 31
i concure
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Male 2,591
i could only watch this for a few seconds and had to turn it off because my blood started to boil. ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE TOO GOOD TO TALK TO A GUY FEMALES. I hope she dies of cancer.
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Female 1,604
That was kinda boring.. I didn`t hagiggle once.
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Female 10
This is communitychannel and this was a school project of hers.
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Male 24
There`s no doubt that the author of this is fat irl.
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Male 1,148
Wow... she really looks into things way too much :S
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Female 271
What a grumpy bitch.

Joolin - Herbal Essences is pronounced with an H here, and I think I remember it was pronounced with an H in Oz too. I used to live there a while ago.

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Male 1,002
Topical humor is only funny if it`s about things that actually happen and that people actually relate to. This does not actually happen. People do not actually relate to it. Also the H in herbal is silent.
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Female 33
i think shes funny
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Male 1,053
annoying bitch
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Male 1,596
this woman = not funny
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Male 502
I have never had anyone bother me in a grocery store. She must have some kind of complex.
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Male 626
Wow that chicks life must suck.
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Male 1,526
boring bitch is boring!
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Male 272
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BiTcH yeah..
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Male 679
The whole joke was just her reactions to what happened... which weren`t funny at all :/

I`ve never had an experience like that, so it wasn`t even a story I could relate to, making it quite boring.

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Female 8
I`m pretty sure that`s natalie from communitychannel on youtube.
she always has funny little stories and commentary to say
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Male 62
Man I wanted to laugh, but there was just something about it that made it... Awful. I think it was the narrator.
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Male 307
wow, somebody needs to take a run down ye olde "Midol" isle.
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Male 2,388
what do they say about people with messy handwriting?
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Male 125
too much cursing.
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Male 2,344
Lol. Reminds me of Yahtzee (sp?).
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Male 817
F*ck cashiers and their holier than thou smirks.
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Male 2,395
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