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Date: 03/20/09 06:29 AM

65 Responses to I Hate Grocery Stores

  1. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 18, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    Link: I Hate Grocery Stores - Ever get tired of nosy people in grocery stores? This video is for you.
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:18 am
    F*ck cashiers and their holier than thou smirks.
  3. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2009 at 7:18 am
    Lol. Reminds me of Yahtzee (sp?).
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    Raisingfear6 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:21 am
    too much cursing.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 7:25 am
    what do they say about people with messy handwriting?
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    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:27 am
    wow, somebody needs to take a run down ye olde "Midol" isle.
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    rjmccrthy Male 13-17
    62 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:31 am
    Man I wanted to laugh, but there was just something about it that made it... Awful. I think it was the narrator.
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    musicizdbest Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:36 am
    I`m pretty sure that`s natalie from communitychannel on youtube.
    she always has funny little stories and commentary to say
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    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:36 am
    The whole joke was just her reactions to what happened... which weren`t funny at all :/

    I`ve never had an experience like that, so it wasn`t even a story I could relate to, making it quite boring.

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    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:39 am
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BiTcH yeah..
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:56 am
    boring bitch is boring!
  12. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:10 am
    Wow that chicks life must suck.
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    CharlieA Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 8:34 am
    I have never had anyone bother me in a grocery store. She must have some kind of complex.
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:37 am
    this woman = not funny
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    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:57 am
    annoying bitch
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    LoveTheGanja Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:14 am
    i think shes funny
  17. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 10:29 am
    Topical humor is only funny if it`s about things that actually happen and that people actually relate to. This does not actually happen. People do not actually relate to it. Also the H in herbal is silent.
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    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:03 am
    What a grumpy bitch.

    Joolin - Herbal Essences is pronounced with an H here, and I think I remember it was pronounced with an H in Oz too. I used to live there a while ago.

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    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    Wow... she really looks into things way too much :S
  20. Profile photo of nimrodfunk
    nimrodfunk Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    There`s no doubt that the author of this is fat irl.
  21. Profile photo of missymoose
    missymoose Female 18-29
    10 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    This is communitychannel and this was a school project of hers.
  22. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    March 20, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    That was kinda boring.. I didn`t hagiggle once.
  23. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    i could only watch this for a few seconds and had to turn it off because my blood started to boil. ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE TOO GOOD TO TALK TO A GUY FEMALES. I hope she dies of cancer.
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    bocaj90 Female 70 & Over
    31 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    i concure
  25. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    March 20, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    Silly girl
    As for shampoo: Co-Op own brand apple shampoo FTW
    (cheap, smells good + BUAV approves :))
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    Toxicityrckr Male 18-29
    138 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    "drat off, that`s how much I eat. poo man" That was awesome. Yeah, she is probably fat but they way she said things was really funny, you guys are uptight today. Damn.
  27. Profile photo of missymoose
    missymoose Female 18-29
    10 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    I`m guessing keith2 gets rejected frequently. Relax.
  28. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    So... she just let him follow her around the supermarket then...?
    Do people really do that? o___O
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    This is like Tales of Mere Existence but somehow not funny like it.
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    deadpopstar Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    >>

    I liked it.

    -runs away-

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    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    I didn`t like it because she sounds like a paranoid freak.
    that and starting off in a pissy mood isn`t entertaining. Just sounds like random complaining.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    she must have been on her period.
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    WistfulEarth Female 18-29
    163 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Seems like she was self conscious about her eating habits. She probably feels bad about them and then projects that onto other people so that it seems like they are making fun of her.
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    Anyalazagna Female 18-29
    254 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Tales of Mere Existence with male voiceover = OMG SOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUU

    Tales of Mere Existence with female voiceover = what a pissy pms-ing bitch

    It was funny. Admit it.

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    Chancester Male 18-29
    32 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Her accent was extremely sexy but don`t tell her I said that lol
  36. Profile photo of Lost_Nemmy
    Lost_Nemmy Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    That was pretty lame. Too much whining.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    I`m on my period and SHE annoys me.
  38. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    That was very funny, and a little too true. Sometimes I like to act like a mental patient when I go the the supermarket just to avoid those kinds of conversations. When an employee comes over to me and asks if I need help I just shamble away from them muttering `no one can help me`.
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    tftlcd Male 18-29
    36 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    that was drating horrible not even funny
  40. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Did I just saw a penis in the ice cream fridge?
  41. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    She should buy some cheese for that whine.
  42. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    I thought at first she had an Australian accent, then I remembered us Aussies don`t have accents like the rest of the world does.
  43. Profile photo of xxmiranda
    xxmiranda Female 13-17
    235 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    Sort of true.

    And yes, that`s an Aussie accent. Although it sounds a bit overdone.

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    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    She just sounded like a PMS-ing bitch. That wasn`t funny at all. It was annoying.
  45. Profile photo of Sorax3
    Sorax3 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    NAT! :3 This is really old..
  46. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    Hahaha! She pronounced the H in herbal essence!
  47. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    That`s the queens english yank. We speak gooder than you lamos
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    Mehh, at least we have the good sense to stay away from Vegemite. That stuff`s lethal!
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    Groogle Male 30-39
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    March 21, 2009 at 1:51 am
    The same thing happens to me all the time. Both male and female do the exact same thing to me every time I go to the grocery store.

    That`s why I order my food online now.

  50. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:12 am
    > langdonhill
    > at least we have the good sense to stay away from Vegemite. That stuff`s lethal!

    Hint: Spready THINLY; it isn`t jam or Promite. You put about 5x10x1 mm worth on the knife and spread it so thinly it can barely be seen. THEN it tastes like its meant to.

    If you have 2 slices of bread with Vegemite per day (the minimum legal dosage required to maintain Australian Citizenship) a small jar should last you about a year.

  51. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:01 am
    Yeah, I`ve had a man follow me through the entire store and comment on what I was buying. To get rid of him, I picked up a pair of adult diapers and asked if he thought they would fit me.
  52. Profile photo of Kinvara
    Kinvara Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    Dumbest video ever.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    on the hand writing bit, the clerk shouldnt be talking, shes a fudgeing grocery clerk shes in no position to make fun of anybody on anything.
  54. Profile photo of Pureone43
    Pureone43 Male 13-17
    21 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    Haha I love that!
  55. Profile photo of beehappy
    beehappy Female 13-17
    209 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    i love you communitychannel :D
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    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    ugh...communitychannel...
  57. Profile photo of Panda_Pants
    Panda_Pants Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    cashiers do not care what you buy. they check out so many people during their shift, really... however, they do notice if you`re an ass and appreciate it when you`re not
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    March 21, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    a tad bit paranoid/cynical
  59. Profile photo of clumsyhans
    clumsyhans Male 18-29
    145 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 11:36 pm
    eh i beg to differ Panda Pants. Maybe in big stores, but a lot of grocery store clerks try to be friendly and the easiest way to make conversation is by talking about their items.

    By the way. Panda Pants? AWESOME name.

  60. Profile photo of Mitch3721
    Mitch3721 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 3:26 am
    i thought that was quite good

    well done

  61. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 7:04 am
    Yeah whoever made that has either had a REALLY bad day or needs to realize that nobody gives a s**t, you aren`t that interesting :)
  62. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    This is made by the same person who always complains about sitting next to someone who talks too much on the airplane. Maybe you should learn to be cordial instead of being so self centered you can`t have a casual conversation and then go home and bitch to your friends about how suprised you are you can`t get a boyfriend.
  63. Profile photo of KRush
    KRush Female 18-29
    17 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    actually, this vid was made by a girl from australia as a storyboard for her class in uni. she meant it to be humorous... she has a comedy channel on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=com... that i subscribe to and she`s pretty f`n funny.
  64. Profile photo of natalietran
    natalietran Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 17, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    hi. I actually made it and you guys need to learn to calm down. If you read the description, you see it was an assignment and is meant to be a joke about a grumpy person.
    Also, @David that`s venetianprincess and when i do complain in videos, it`s done in humour as is very common in Australian culture.
    I`m not saying i`m funny at all. I`m just saying, come on people, it`s obviously meant to be taken light heartedly.
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    milkshakes Female 18-29
    44 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 4:06 am
    lol its so true

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