Husband Freaks Out When Wife Handcuffs Him To Her

Submitted by: funkymonkeys 8 years ago in

She claims she did it to spend more time with him. The 911 Emergency dispatcher call is priceless.
There are 64 comments:
Female 1,070
holllly crap ._.

he really sounds freaked out lol

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Male 133
Well it`s obvious who wears the pants in that relationship.
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Female 177
=P
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Female 177
This would be kinky, if he wasn`t such a pussy!
Come on a little S&M never hurt anyone!
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Male 949
BDSM.
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Male 274
oohhh charlie you bit me...
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Male 1,111
i would have beat the crap out of her with the hand that was free, not to say I`m for violence against women. But she`s not a woman she`s a crazy bitch so she deserves it.
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Female 2,289
What a weird bitch.
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Male 103
"ahhh she bit me" haha man up!!! i dont mind a lil nibble now and then =)
ok retard, when someone bites you they don`t "nibble" they use all of their bite force which is very large, you can bite someone to the bone.
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Male 101
At least he didn`t beat the crap outta her.
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Female 1,653
She`s just posessive XD
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Male 306
"ahhh she bit me" haha man up!!! i dont mind a lil nibble now and then =)
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Female 961
haha love that. "what is she she doing *now*"
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Male 4,593
Hell hath no fury like a pissed-off Asian chick.
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Female 5,139
"Wednesday, March 25, 2009 7:29:03 PM
More evidence to my belief that every female is crazy."

>:D

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Male 1,365
That guy was a wimp, I dream about chicks like this.
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Female 652
hey so is there a picture on the guy? i really want to see the face behind those girly screams
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Female 652
Damn that b*tch is crazy!
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Male 1,596
Helen, Son!
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Male 17,511
Reminded me of this.. Charlie Bit Me!
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Female 528
"Aaaaaaaaaaahhh! She`s biting me!" I loled
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Female 4,028
Dang. Poor guy. That sounds a bit scary.
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Female 15,763
This is a situation where hitting the woman is okay. In fact, this is a situation where hitting the PERSON is okay, because it`s complete self defense.
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Male 1,788
Hahaha!
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Male 3,255
Ahhh, she`s biting me? What are you 6? Knock her the drat out! Shes assaulting you, attempt to disable her, not cry like a drating child!
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Female 1,095
Poor lady, she looks so lonely, and poor pussy of a man. "AHHH She`s BITING ME!" "Are they almost here?" lol
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Male 1,244
"More evidence to my belief that every female is crazy."
Keep working on that DHise, we need to find the root of this mysterious phenomenon...
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Female 209
handcufs r for kinky things not holding ppl captive sheesh i dunno where u got that idea from...
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Male 1,297
"biting him on the torso"??? lol that guy must be as skinny as he sounds
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Female 917
Hysterical

"Ahhh! She`s biting me!"

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Female 395
Quote: KidGixxer---that guy fails at manhood.


LOL! Excellent.

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Male 868
More evidence to my belief that every female is crazy.
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Male 606
"When Mail-Order-Brides Attack"?
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Male 182
that guy fails at manhood.
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Female 665
That`s a bad day.
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Male 11,739
Wow what a pyscho! That bitch needs to be locked away in a padded cell for a few hundred years. Normally I`d never advocate hitting a woman but in this case it would have been self defense.
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Male 3,014
Why is it that when women assault men it`s hilarious but when I punch my sister out I`m suddenly the most evil person alive?
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Female 1,269
XDDDD
hahahahahahaha
AGH!!! she`s biting me!
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Female 654
I just think it`s hilarious how he`s like `omg aargh get it off!!!`
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Female 112
I feel kind of bad about it, but.. I laughed :) hahah. That was great.
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Male 2,582
LOL! pussy, punch that bitch in the head!
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Male 160
Enter the Bear .-.
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Female 2,064
Is there an alternate link? It`s not loading for me...
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Male 38
So... am I the only one that wants to know why he was sleeping with his ex-wife? Or did she break in while he slept?
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Male 157
is it just me or does the dude sound just like the guy who screamed `leave britney alone!` in that viral vid?
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Male 245
Me take you home! Me love you long time! I`m sorry but someone had to say it, and it had 2 b me.
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Female 1,963
Now that`s the way to make a guy love you.
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Male 505
I think it`s weird how this isn`t labeled as domestic violence. It would be if a man were to do this, but for a woman? Double standards are dumb.
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Male 4,867
kinkeh krazy bitch
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Female 1,545
Hahahaha what a crazy betch!
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Male 391
thats probably the most hillarious 911 call ive ever heard
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Male 650
That guy is a little btch
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Male 4,393

USFEmoGirl
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
674 Posts Wednesday, March 25, 2009 3:28:40 PM
I read about this in the paper today. . .

Some women REALLY don`t take things well. . .

true... ;-/

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Male 5,620
no offense to any and all fags out there. Just seemed like a typical response a gay guy would have.. being handcuffed to a woman.
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Male 5,620
lmao.. what a fag... he should of took the opportunity to well you know.
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Female 1,677
Seriously, if you`re resorting to handcuff yourself to somebody in order to reconcile... maybe think it over a bit. At that point it`s probably better to just GTFO. I swear, some people..
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Male 492
HURRAY FOR CRAZY!!
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Female 1,436
I read about this in the paper today. . .

Some women REALLY don`t take things well. . .

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Male 674
I like the cut of her jibb.
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Female 23
LOL.
"I want a divorce!"
*click* "Too bad."
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Male 436
Hahahaha holy poo.
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Female 5,139
i shouldn`t laugh but thats drating hilarious xD
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Male 1,540
Kinky
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Male 44
Link: Husband Freaks Out When Wife Handcuffs Him To Her [Rate Link] - She claims she did it to spend more time with him. The 911 Emergency dispatcher call is priceless.
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