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Date: 03/23/09 06:11 PM

77 Responses to How To Remove A Bullet From Your Body With A Knife

  1. Profile photo of Ultima
    Ultima Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    Link: How To Remove A Bullet From Your Body With A Knife - When you`re in this situation, you`re going to thank I-Am-Bored that you clicked into this How-To video.
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    catbarf Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Amusing, but kind of silly. After all, even if the pain didn`t make you black out, the blood loss would certainly kill you.
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    I hate that screaming narrator.

    But
    That was a little graphic.


    Anyways.
    I definitely wouldn`t try that even if my only other option was to get busted by the cops.

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    Thryonn Male 30-39
    86 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Ahhh good ole manswers....
  5. Profile photo of Naton
    Naton Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    Seriously if anyone tries to do this, they are a drating idiot.
  6. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    My method:

    Don`t get shot.
    No, seriously...just stay away from any situation where there`s even the slightest possibility you`ll come under fire. Trust me, it`s REALLY not that hard.

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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    I don`t know. I would imagine that a big pair of tweezers would work better. Although obviously risking death and infection is not worth it in any case.
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    ok... i thought i was going to learn how to actually pry out a bullet with some skill... honestly, all it said was "...then, PRY IT OUT!!!!" what a dumb vid.
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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    Uhh... IS THIS GONNA HAPPEN TO ME SOMEDAY?! *flinches at everything for rest of life*
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    sportsfan94 Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    i like converseUK`s thought the most
  11. Profile photo of GrayFox
    GrayFox Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    I remember seeing this on regular TV
  12. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    I`d rather just make up some lie in the emergency room about how I got shot.
  13. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    Saw this on manswers
  14. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    Hmm... yea. Wow. I`ll remember that.
  15. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    IAB...entertaining and useful!
  16. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    Sweet, I`m gonna go try this now.
  17. Profile photo of BrandNewHero
    BrandNewHero Male 18-29
    45 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    Nice to know that all the action movies I`ve seen so far have been fairly accurate.
  18. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    Damn you Spike TV!
  19. Profile photo of Morteyur
    Morteyur Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHAAHH *starts coughing from laughing*

    That was funny. Sure shows how far cry 2 is wrong, ya just cant poke it out of ur arm.

    Hell i would look at the whiskey, at the wound. drink half the whiskey, pour rest on my arm. and than sleep it off.

  20. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    "Sweet, I`m gonna go try this now."

    You need me to put the bullet in?

  21. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    good info...hope i never have to do it...
  22. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    i could use this in some gang shootings.... ?:D
  23. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Ohhh, I needed to cauterize it! I knew i was forgetting something
  24. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
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    March 23, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    no one, i repeat no one. can ever sound hardcore saying the words `bandage it`
  25. Profile photo of Lost_Nemmy
    Lost_Nemmy Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    This was actually extremly useful. lol. If I ever get shot that is..
  26. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    psh... i already learned this and more from farcry 2... stack of matches to cauterize, pliers for bullets (or knife) and quick jerks or pulls for dislocations...
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    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    Haha I laughed when he said "like a chainsaw enema". That sentence in any other context... I don`t wanna imagine O.o
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    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    THANX I-AM-BORED, NOW I CAN START MY OWN VIGILANTE WATCH!!!
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    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    Why is the presenter shouting at me?
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    bocaj90 Female 70 & Over
    31 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    "no one, i repeat no one. can ever sound hardcore saying the words `bandage it`"

    uh..for a second i thought you said "bondage it"

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    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    step 1: sprinkle some cocain in the wound
    step 2: wait for wound to go numb (should take just a minute)
    step 3: do what they say in the video

    i think my version might be just a little less excruciating.

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    Wow, I didn`t know you could actually clean a wound with Scotch. Damn, my old man WAS right!!!
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    March 23, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    This is from that show "Manswers".
  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    Wait wait wait, rewind.

    Hurt like a "chainsaw enema"!?

    D:

    What sick bastard thought up THAT metaphor?

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    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    ouch!
  36. Profile photo of horsie
    horsie Male 18-29
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    March 23, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    @ The bandit.

    Yes cus everybody has cocain lying around at home.

  37. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    LOL Opie. I thought the same thing.


    My first thought is to take make a turnicate to cut off the main blood artery, then take a vacuum nozzle to it to draw the bullet out via suction from the same path it took going in. THEN, saturating the wound with alcohol followed by cauterization by way of a sterile and hot implement.

  38. Profile photo of bassdee
    bassdee Male 18-29
    70 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 12:08 am
    they missed the step where you drink the scotch to forget the chainsaw enema you just gave yourself
  39. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 12:17 am
    i really hate how these things are done

    are they suposed to be intense? -,-

    Also if youre going to get shot just have some lodacaine around easy to buy good nummer

  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 12:59 am
    Only pansies feel the need to remove the bullet, Real Men leave it in and count it as bonus points if it gets gangrene as well!
  41. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 1:21 am
    "Yes cus everybody has cocain lying around at home."

    If you have just been shot, the chances are you probably do...

  42. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 1:56 am
    > bataleon27
    >> "Yes cus everybody has cocain lying around at home."
    > If you have just been shot, the chances are you probably do...

    Au contrére, if you`ve just been shot, chances are you HAVEN`T... any more! :-)

  43. Profile photo of Gingerrum
    Gingerrum Male 18-29
    38 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 4:07 am
    Ach thats just an average Monday night in my house, well without all the whining about it...
  44. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 5:30 am
    Last step... BANDAGE IT!!!!
    GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRR
  45. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 5:34 am
    Yes, but if your "surgical tools" aren`t completely sterile, then you will die of staff or gangrene. I am surprised they left that bit of info out. Get antibiotics where ever you can , by pharming if you have to.
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    aust4beer Male 30-39
    196 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 6:55 am
    I think I would choose to go to that cop. She can have her way with me.
  47. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 7:21 am
    hmmmm seems like a good incentive not to be stupid and be involved "while bad stuff was going down"
  48. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 7:27 am
    Ok Doc you said Scotch is that a single malt?
  49. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
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    March 24, 2009 at 9:23 am
    I`m gonna try this tonight.
  50. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 10:40 am
    LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!
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    neveryours Female 13-17
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    March 24, 2009 at 11:03 am
    hmmm fun times
  52. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    March 24, 2009 at 11:39 am
    So basically just go to hospital
  53. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 11:57 am
    This was pretty stupid. I am sure my IQ dropped a few points watching this.

    And I agree with Boredx12. Just go to the damn hospital. Who cares if you go to jail.

  54. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    "I`m gonna try this tonight."

    and Backfat was never heard from again

  55. Profile photo of chaitanya
    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    step 4 looks the worst.
    after getting shot of course
  56. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    March 24, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    id just shoot it out with another bullet and then die from blood loss, but atleast my corpse would be bullet free
  57. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Uh... I`m going to the hospital.
  58. Profile photo of EnglishDan
    EnglishDan Male 18-29
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    March 24, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Heat up a kitchen knife until it turns blue?, wouldn`t it go red or orange?,I`ve never seen hot metal turn blue before, but, maybe I`m wrong.
  59. Profile photo of Panda_Pants
    Panda_Pants Female 18-29
    18 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    um yeah, i`m going to the hospital, too. they can give you pain meds... and more blood if you need it. ouch
  60. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Hospital. Most definitely. I don`t think I could handle any of it. Especially the cauterizing. I`d rather be arrested.
  61. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    I could handle taking the bullet out, but the rubbing alcohol and the cauterizing would kill me. I would just take it out and go to the hospital saying I stabbed myself or something.
  62. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    *winces at video* Screw that, it`s hospital time.
  63. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    March 24, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    they do all that?
    i just pull it out with my teeth
  64. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    March 24, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    LMAO "MANswers"
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    crimsonattck Male 18-29
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    March 24, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    this is like the video game darkcut. or whatever that one primitive surgery one is called.
  66. Profile photo of lytesend
    lytesend Female 13-17
    194 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    "Hurt like a chainsaw enema". o.......o;
    That`s one thing I`d rather not`ve thought about while drunk. Thanks, I-A-B! :D
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    Sajo Male 18-29
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    March 24, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    I drating love manswers.

    It`s hilarious.

  68. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    March 24, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    That`s why I prefer to be the one doing the shooting.
  69. Profile photo of OhNoeItsElmo
    OhNoeItsElmo Male 13-17
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    March 24, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    sexy cop ;D
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    March 24, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    Reminds me of Ammature Surgeon on Adult Swim.
  71. Profile photo of Minicow
    Minicow Male 18-29
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    March 24, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    Or a better plan: Leave the bloody thing in there. Unless you really *have* to remove it, don`t remove it. Having a bullet in you won`t kill you, unless there`s an actual reason it`ll kill you, which there usually isn`t. You`re far more likely to die of infection or blood loss from trying to dig it out than from just leaving the damn thing there.

    Hell, even if you go to the hospital, it`s not uncommon for them to just leave it there, as well. Seriously, don`t fiddle with it.

  72. Profile photo of PhantiKid
    PhantiKid Male 13-17
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    March 24, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    HARDCORE lol
  73. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
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    March 25, 2009 at 7:57 am
    Man, I could of done with knowing this last week
  74. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
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    March 25, 2009 at 10:52 am
    oooookay. Thats wierd
  75. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    IT`LL HURT AS MUCH AS A CHAINSAW ENEMA!

    that was hilarious.

  76. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    "Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:30:46 PM
    Or a better plan: Leave the bloody thing in there. Unless you really *have* to remove it, don`t remove it. Having a bullet in you won`t kill you, unless there`s an actual reason it`ll kill you, which there usually isn`t. You`re far more likely to die of infection or blood loss from trying to dig it out than from just leaving the damn thing there.
    Hell, even if you go to the hospital, it`s not uncommon for them to just leave it there, as well. Seriously, don`t fiddle with it."

    don`t listen to this guy, bullets are made of lead, which is poisonous. the only reason a hospital would leave it in, is if it`s far too risky to remove it.

  77. Profile photo of sabreeshuh
    sabreeshuh Female 18-29
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    December 18, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    hell, that what i usualy do for a paper cut!

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