How To Remove A Bullet From Your Body With A Knife

Submitted by: Ultima 7 years ago Misc

When you"re in this situation, you"re going to thank I-Am-Bored that you clicked into this How-To video.
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Female 46
hell, that what i usualy do for a paper cut!
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Male 552
"Tuesday, March 24, 2009 10:30:46 PM
Or a better plan: Leave the bloody thing in there. Unless you really *have* to remove it, don`t remove it. Having a bullet in you won`t kill you, unless there`s an actual reason it`ll kill you, which there usually isn`t. You`re far more likely to die of infection or blood loss from trying to dig it out than from just leaving the damn thing there.
Hell, even if you go to the hospital, it`s not uncommon for them to just leave it there, as well. Seriously, don`t fiddle with it."

don`t listen to this guy, bullets are made of lead, which is poisonous. the only reason a hospital would leave it in, is if it`s far too risky to remove it.

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Male 285
IT`LL HURT AS MUCH AS A CHAINSAW ENEMA!

that was hilarious.

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Male 1,718
oooookay. Thats wierd
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Female 351
Man, I could of done with knowing this last week
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Male 9
HARDCORE lol
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Male 59
Or a better plan: Leave the bloody thing in there. Unless you really *have* to remove it, don`t remove it. Having a bullet in you won`t kill you, unless there`s an actual reason it`ll kill you, which there usually isn`t. You`re far more likely to die of infection or blood loss from trying to dig it out than from just leaving the damn thing there.

Hell, even if you go to the hospital, it`s not uncommon for them to just leave it there, as well. Seriously, don`t fiddle with it.

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Female 4,028
Reminds me of Ammature Surgeon on Adult Swim.
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Male 92
sexy cop ;D
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Male 3,431
That`s why I prefer to be the one doing the shooting.
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Male 436
I drating love manswers.

It`s hilarious.

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Female 194
"Hurt like a chainsaw enema". o.......o;
That`s one thing I`d rather not`ve thought about while drunk. Thanks, I-A-B! :D
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Male 363
this is like the video game darkcut. or whatever that one primitive surgery one is called.
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Male 1,361
LMAO "MANswers"
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Male 4,867
they do all that?
i just pull it out with my teeth
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Female 2,064
*winces at video* Screw that, it`s hospital time.
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Male 367
I could handle taking the bullet out, but the rubbing alcohol and the cauterizing would kill me. I would just take it out and go to the hospital saying I stabbed myself or something.
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Female 244
Hospital. Most definitely. I don`t think I could handle any of it. Especially the cauterizing. I`d rather be arrested.
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Female 18
um yeah, i`m going to the hospital, too. they can give you pain meds... and more blood if you need it. ouch
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Male 75
Heat up a kitchen knife until it turns blue?, wouldn`t it go red or orange?,I`ve never seen hot metal turn blue before, but, maybe I`m wrong.
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Male 907
Uh... I`m going to the hospital.
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Male 1,164
id just shoot it out with another bullet and then die from blood loss, but atleast my corpse would be bullet free
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Male 216
step 4 looks the worst.
after getting shot of course
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Male 336
"I`m gonna try this tonight."

and Backfat was never heard from again

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Male 418
This was pretty stupid. I am sure my IQ dropped a few points watching this.

And I agree with Boredx12. Just go to the damn hospital. Who cares if you go to jail.

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Female 1,653
So basically just go to hospital
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Female 1,269
hmmm fun times
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Male 1,929
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!
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Male 1,894
I`m gonna try this tonight.
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Male 271
Ok Doc you said Scotch is that a single malt?
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Male 715
hmmmm seems like a good incentive not to be stupid and be involved "while bad stuff was going down"
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Male 196
I think I would choose to go to that cop. She can have her way with me.
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Male 1,365
Yes, but if your "surgical tools" aren`t completely sterile, then you will die of staff or gangrene. I am surprised they left that bit of info out. Get antibiotics where ever you can , by pharming if you have to.
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Male 817
Last step... BANDAGE IT!!!!
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRR
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Male 38
Ach thats just an average Monday night in my house, well without all the whining about it...
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Male 8,302
> bataleon27
>> "Yes cus everybody has cocain lying around at home."
> If you have just been shot, the chances are you probably do...

Au contrére, if you`ve just been shot, chances are you HAVEN`T... any more! :-)

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Male 1,178
"Yes cus everybody has cocain lying around at home."

If you have just been shot, the chances are you probably do...

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Male 8,302
Only pansies feel the need to remove the bullet, Real Men leave it in and count it as bonus points if it gets gangrene as well!
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Male 2,388
i really hate how these things are done

are they suposed to be intense? -,-

Also if youre going to get shot just have some lodacaine around easy to buy good nummer

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Male 70
they missed the step where you drink the scotch to forget the chainsaw enema you just gave yourself
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Female 267
LOL Opie. I thought the same thing.


My first thought is to take make a turnicate to cut off the main blood artery, then take a vacuum nozzle to it to draw the bullet out via suction from the same path it took going in. THEN, saturating the wound with alcohol followed by cauterization by way of a sterile and hot implement.

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Male 185
@ The bandit.

Yes cus everybody has cocain lying around at home.

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Female 360
ouch!
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Female 15,763
Wait wait wait, rewind.

Hurt like a "chainsaw enema"!?

D:

What sick bastard thought up THAT metaphor?

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Male 2,582
This is from that show "Manswers".
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Male 3,301
Wow, I didn`t know you could actually clean a wound with Scotch. Damn, my old man WAS right!!!
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Male 362
step 1: sprinkle some cocain in the wound
step 2: wait for wound to go numb (should take just a minute)
step 3: do what they say in the video

i think my version might be just a little less excruciating.

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Female 31
"no one, i repeat no one. can ever sound hardcore saying the words `bandage it`"

uh..for a second i thought you said "bondage it"

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Female 528
Why is the presenter shouting at me?
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Male 355
THANX I-AM-BORED, NOW I CAN START MY OWN VIGILANTE WATCH!!!
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Female 304
Haha I laughed when he said "like a chainsaw enema". That sentence in any other context... I don`t wanna imagine O.o
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Male 2,199
psh... i already learned this and more from farcry 2... stack of matches to cauterize, pliers for bullets (or knife) and quick jerks or pulls for dislocations...
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Male 82
This was actually extremly useful. lol. If I ever get shot that is..
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Male 1,835
no one, i repeat no one. can ever sound hardcore saying the words `bandage it`
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Male 1,222
Ohhh, I needed to cauterize it! I knew i was forgetting something
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Male 394
i could use this in some gang shootings.... ?:D
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Male 914
good info...hope i never have to do it...
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Male 2,125
"Sweet, I`m gonna go try this now."

You need me to put the bullet in?

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Male 155
AHAHAHAHAHAAHH *starts coughing from laughing*

That was funny. Sure shows how far cry 2 is wrong, ya just cant poke it out of ur arm.

Hell i would look at the whiskey, at the wound. drink half the whiskey, pour rest on my arm. and than sleep it off.

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Male 229
Damn you Spike TV!
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Male 45
Nice to know that all the action movies I`ve seen so far have been fairly accurate.
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Male 428
Sweet, I`m gonna go try this now.
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Male 7,933
IAB...entertaining and useful!
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Male 468
Saw this on manswers
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Male 10,440
Hmm... yea. Wow. I`ll remember that.
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Male 1,788
I`d rather just make up some lie in the emergency room about how I got shot.
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Male 91
I remember seeing this on regular TV
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Male 108
i like converseUK`s thought the most
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Male 1,468
Uhh... IS THIS GONNA HAPPEN TO ME SOMEDAY?! *flinches at everything for rest of life*
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Male 1,297
ok... i thought i was going to learn how to actually pry out a bullet with some skill... honestly, all it said was "...then, PRY IT OUT!!!!" what a dumb vid.
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Female 1,963
I don`t know. I would imagine that a big pair of tweezers would work better. Although obviously risking death and infection is not worth it in any case.
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Male 1,270
My method:

Don`t get shot.
No, seriously...just stay away from any situation where there`s even the slightest possibility you`ll come under fire. Trust me, it`s REALLY not that hard.

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Male 103
Seriously if anyone tries to do this, they are a drating idiot.
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Male 86
Ahhh good ole manswers....
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Male 2,788
I hate that screaming narrator.

But
That was a little graphic.


Anyways.
I definitely wouldn`t try that even if my only other option was to get busted by the cops.

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Male 1,455
Amusing, but kind of silly. After all, even if the pain didn`t make you black out, the blood loss would certainly kill you.
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Male 12
Link: How To Remove A Bullet From Your Body With A Knife [Rate Link] - When you`re in this situation, you`re going to thank I-Am-Bored that you clicked into this How-To video.
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