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178 Responses to How To Lose Friends And Alienate Countries

  1. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Link: How To Lose Friends And Alienate Countries - Need a reason to hate Canada (besides Alanis Morissette and Avril Lavigne)?
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    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Those stupid countries who don`t spend billions of dollars on the military! Suckers have education and health care, but who needs that? FOX is great, the US should be proud! I hope(an am pretty sure) that most Americans don`t agree with that...
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    America`s Hat
  4. Profile photo of IThePrincess
    IThePrincess Female 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    We have police officers too, a**holes.
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    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    He seems to imply that having a constantly engaged military would be a good thing? These people seem to have a combined IQ of nought.
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    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    hmmm.... I tried to give a poo, but just couldn`t manage to care.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    Aw man, I submitted this link too. =( I think about 5 days ago?

    "America`s Hat"

    America is Canada`s underwear. :P

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    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    really? fox news? Seriously?
  9. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Those are the super-sized douchebags that Fox News puts on at 3 AM.
  10. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    2:23...i could not stop laughing at that guys ears and teeth XD

    anyway this has to be a joke otherwise fox has to be filled with the biggest douchebags...in the universe

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    Havenshill Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Those reporters have made themselves look unprofessional and stupid. Oh wait... it`s Fox News...

    Now it makes sense.

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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    The fact that the one guy thinks all the cops here are mounties and ride horses, shows the level of intelligence on that set.

    Thankfully, I know many Americans with much more sense then that.

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    oddstef Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    good on Canada.
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    maxell Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    its sooo sad that this isn`t a joke, and most american`s still believe canadian`s live in igloos, and don`t have cars.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Yup, they were out of line. They played a huge role in WWII, and I know I have seen them personally in Kuwait, Iraq and Djibouti, Africa.

    I am no expert but perhaps that General was speaking of one certain unit that needs a break not the ENTIRE Canadian force. I don`t know.

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    bleedingwolf Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Thank Christ the Americans voted in Obama, least we know they are not all this retarded.
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    habbazoot
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    this is defintily a joke. i mean, doug benson`s on it. and that guy describing the mountees is in no way a straight human

    other than those 2 things (and the font), i would think that this was real. thats how craptastic fox is

    and i will look like a complete moron if i am wrong. i hope im not

  18. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    canadian`s DO live in igloos and have NEVER had cars. and they have sex with mooses
  19. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    Hey, Alanis Morissette is pretty great! Can`t say the same for Avril though...

    Did anyone else get super annoyed at the guys` voices and mannerisms? Seemed like real pretentious f-cks.

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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    Just one more reason to despise fox news.
  21. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    haha, thats gotta be a parody
  22. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    I like Alanis, not so much Avril.
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    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Ah, but you forget...Wolverine is Canadian. Which more than makes up for Alanis!
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    outfire Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Interesting article, people presenting it are serious pricks.
  25. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    On behalf of my entire Country, I`m sorry, Canada. The opinions of the people in this video are NOT those of all Americans, or even most Americans.
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    joeyhndc Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    See, I heard about this earlier, and didn`t think much of it, assuming it was just a one-off statement. But 4 minutes of complete ignorance? That ticks me off.

    Don`t you have to go to college to become a journalist? Oh wait, these are `correspondents`.

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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Look @ the bottom left corner... FOX :(
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    IThePrincess Female 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    "this is defintily a joke. i mean, doug benson`s on it. and that guy describing the mountees is in no way a straight human
    other than those 2 things (and the font), i would think that this was real. thats how craptastic fox is


    and i will look like a complete moron if i am wrong. i hope im not"

    Nope, it`s real. One of those guys got fired for it I think.

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    apophisjon Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    The War of 1812
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    VINSON Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    WHAT THE drat? is this for real. lol
  31. Profile photo of Andrew155
    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    I can`t believe people are actually taking this seriously. This is a COMEDY show. Yes, I know it`s hard to believe. Nothing, and I can`t stress this enough, NOTHING said on this show is supposed to be taken seriously. They once did a report on Latin America which they said was "somewhere in Spain". Nothing is supposed to be taken seriously. It`s an off-the-wall comedy show. Think of it like the Daily Show or Colbert. It`s the same thing. Lighten up a bit, will you? Especially you Canadians. You have to admit that ut is kind of funny that you are just going to take a year off from a war. Newsflash: wars don`t wait.

    These are not "correspondents" as some of you sharp individuals seem to believe. To prove my point, one of the "correspondents" is a used NY times with a string attached to it. You have to be over-sensitive idiots with no sense of humor whatsoever to take this seriously.

    Je pense que les gens canadiens ont besoin d`un sens de l`humour. SÃ

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    madest Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    I always wondered about the Canadian flag design. It resembles the white flag of surrender whilst hiding behind a maple tree.
  33. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    we dont need canada, we all ready have america.
  34. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    VV uh, couldn`t you say something similar about any flag that has white in it? Anyway, I`m not watching this...
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    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    damn Canadians, all of the US`s problems are their fault. ;)
  36. Profile photo of Johnsoir1
    Johnsoir1 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    Now I`m Canadian, and I know this is supposed to be a joke. But if our military was to take a break from the war wouldn`t that mean all our troops would be back in Canada, making it the worst time to invade?
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    crazyjelly Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    Stupid americans, waste all your taxes on a military that have fun throwing grenades off hills (check youtube) drat then they make fun of us? have fun america the next 10 years >:) already thousands our losing there homes due to your epic fail for an economy.
  38. Profile photo of Andrew155
    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Crazyjelly, I admire your teenaged wisdom, but the economic crisis is global. You`ll find that countries like the United Kingdom (where I have lived myself even) will do even worse than the United States. The fact that you don`t know that the economic crisis is very very global demonstrates that you have no understanding of the situation and, therefore, shouldn`t be allowed to talk.
  39. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Andrew155, doesn`t there have to be a punch line for it to be comedy?
  40. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    And if you look to your left, you`ll see a group of arrogant douchebags. No flash photography, you`ll startle them.
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    Siora Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    If every country was as peaceful as Canada, the world would be perfect :P
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    I love how he talks about American police having armoured cars and body armour as if it`s a good thing. He`s proud that his police are so badly threatened with violence that they need these things on a regular basis?

    And as ChrisMunich said: "He seems to imply that having a constantly engaged military would be a good thing?"

    Andrew155, I`m in the UK, so I`m experiencing what`s going on here first-hand. Can you explain to me how we`re doing worse than you guys are? Last month your unemployment rate was 8.1%. In the UK it`s currently 6.5%. Five minutes with Google found me those figures.

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    nodar Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    there`s so much wrong with that video that i dont even know where to start.
  44. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    If only America could take a break from war...
  45. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    America is dying in debt from Irak war. And the guy says "the greatest army in the universe". I would like too see USA against China army.
  46. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    Its one thing to say lololol canadians in their igloos beecause we all know we dont do that (not the majority anyways ;)). But when u make fun of all the soldiers who put their lives for their country, then you have gone too far..
  47. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    "If every country was as peaceful as Canada, the world would be perfect :P"
    booooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiing.
  48. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    FlameOfUdun
    ""If every country was as peaceful as Canada, the world would be perfect :P"
    booooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiing."
    Stupid non-nice individual
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    bullpoo post. bullpoo video.
  50. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    "Stupid non-nice individual"
    I was joking :D
    But no, I`m not very nice :(
  51. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    274 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    Making fun of the name Leslie? Mature.

    Calling us a ridiculous country? Mature.

    Making fun of us for leaving the war when most of Americas troops will be out soon also, stupid.

    Saying you are the best country in the universe is pushing it, you`re in a dratin recession and have been at war for 8 years.

    Our Police Forces don`t ride around on horses and wear dratin red, we also have less of a need for armored cars because we don`t have as much crime. And we have dratin bulletproof vests.

    We arent up here in the "frigid cold", surprisingly it isn`t cold for us.

    Saying we "rely on the USA" is just stupid. We are part of the same land mass, we have virtually the same resources, and if you guys stopped trading with us we would just find alternatives. We don`t "rely" on the USA, we just buy from you because you sell for the cheapest.

    Why the drat would Russia invade Alaska? That makes no sense at ALL.

  52. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    (continued)


    Easy for people to get through Canada? Maybe because we aren`t prejudiced and allow more than one race in our country.

    There is no dratin language call "American" unless you mean butchered, Ebonics like English.

  53. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    I can`t believe people are actually taking this seriously. This is a COMEDY show. Yes, I know it`s hard to believe. Nothing, and I can`t stress this enough, NOTHING said on this show is supposed to be taken seriously. They once did a report on Latin America which they said was "somewhere in Spain". Nothing is supposed to be taken seriously. It`s an off-the-wall comedy show. Think of it like the Daily Show or Colbert. It`s the same thing. Lighten up a bit, will you? Especially you Canadians. You have to admit that ut is kind of funny that you are just going to take a year off from a war. Newsflash: wars don`t wait.
    ----------------
    Colbert is funny though. These guys aren`t. It`s people like these guys that make the world hate America. I wouldn`t be defending them.
  54. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    @Burnsy777

    Don`t worry, all Americans with more brain-power than a wet rock vehemently HATE every single man woman and child that works at, likes, or even doesn`t hate that stupid drating T.V. channel.

    And if you think for a second that all Americans are like this, then you are just as drating stupid as fox.

  55. Profile photo of kingdomCome
    kingdomCome Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    Meh...
    I prefer my comedy with a bit more funny in it
  56. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    Burnsy, you obviously don`t know how our relations to the USA work. They`re just as dependent on us (see: FRESH WATER DEBATE) as we are on them. It`s called "symbiosis" on a cellular level, and I think the term works well here, too. We both benefit each other.

    Now to the video: As a Canadian, I find it HILARIOUS! I don`t get the whole "insulted" feelings, because I`ve learned to laugh at myself.

  57. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    They actually issued an apology for this. Stating that their show is a comedy show and everything they say is satirical and that they meant no disrespect to anyone who serves in the military. It comes on at 2 a.m. in Texas so no one is ever really supposed to see it. Believe it or not, I never watch Fox News, but have been watching this show for about 3 years. Don`t ask me why.
  58. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    i STILL say canada is redundant.
  59. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    "I can`t believe people are actually taking this seriously."
    That`s like...intelligence at its worst right there.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    Now is the time to take them down!!! Let`s invade Canada!! We could use the extra land.
  61. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    These guys can suck my Canadian balls
  62. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Redundant \Re*dun"dant\ (-dant), a.

    1. Exceeding what is natural or necessary; superabundant; exuberant; as, a redundant quantity of bile or food.

    Notwithstanding the redundant oil in fishes, they do not increase fat so much as flesh. --Arbuthnot.

    Yep we sure are "redundant".

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    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Now is the time to take them down!!! Let`s invade Canada!! We could use the extra land.
    --------------------------------------

    inb4Americans-need-more-land-because-they-are-fat-joke

  64. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Burnsy777: "inb4Americans-need-more-land-because-they-are-fat-joke"

    oh no you didnt you damn moosefu*ker...

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    SamVimes Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Burnsy777
    Male, 13-17, Canada
    318 Posts

    Are all 318 posts about this topic?

    bobhub600 - "anyway this has to be a joke otherwise fox has to be filled with the biggest douchebags...in the universe"

    I`m fairly certain this isn`t a joke, so....

  66. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    The ignorance of these American "entertainers" on fox news is astounding.

    I should note that I`ve found most American`s I`ve met online to be very knowledgeable about Canada, with some exceptions of course.

  67. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    chillimac

    "Burnsy777: "inb4Americans-need-more-land-because-they-are-fat-joke"
    oh no you didnt you damn moosefu*ker..."

    hey its not legal here, unlike some parts of your country ahahahahahahaha

  68. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    most canadians dont care if its leagle or not
    they still like doing it.
  69. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    besides, if a man and moose love each other shouldnt they be able to get married?

    yeah in the states hahaha you guys can have the weird people, you already do have most of the obece ones

  70. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    besides, if a man and moose love each other that much shouldnt they be able to get married?
  71. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    were just more open minded than you maple syrup suckers.
  72. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    im not saying im not open minded, its just the law, I dont want these mounties crackin down on me eh.
  73. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    chilimac you like to drat you cousin and sister
  74. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    dude my sister dead man, thats not cool...
  75. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    and shes just my cousin by marrige..
  76. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    sigh
  77. Profile photo of GoodGracious
    GoodGracious Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    hmm...I`ve lived in Canada all ym life, and i don`t think i`ve ever seen a mountie, ever.
  78. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    hmm...I`ve lived in Canada all ym life, and i don`t think i`ve ever seen a mountie, ever.

    most police here are RCMP
    they just dress up in their stupid uniforms for special things, so you`ve seen them, just not all dressed up

  79. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    It`s a comedy show that comes on in the middle of the night. Get over it. Portions of the show are sponsored by David Gregory`s hair. They have a talking New York Times. There`s mentions of pool boys and references to the co-host`s constant use of meth. They spin a toy unicorn while playing voicemails from obviously high viewers. They introduce guests by saying, "He`s so funny that if comedy was Joe Biden`s hair, I`d lay him back in a chair and plug him over and over again"...Still taking it seriously?
  80. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    Supersmash, nobody takes it seriously, Everyone makes fun of Canada
  81. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    Are all 318 posts about this topic?
    ----------------------------------

    Member Since:
    5/26/2007

    Nope fairly sure I`ve been here 2 years.

  82. Profile photo of ambercooper
    ambercooper Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    I honestly don`t care if this was meant to be satire or views only at 3am or whatever. When I first saw it I was pissed...and if you knew me you`d know how difficult it is to actually make me angry let alone pissed.
  83. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    Satire or not that was offensive. :/
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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    chillimac- Sunday, March 29, 2009 7:42:18 PM
    were just more open minded than you maple syrup suckers.

    HAHA!!!!!!!! ARE YOU dratING SERIOUS?

  85. Profile photo of gamer88
    gamer88 Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    ummm just a little hint to inform all of you americans out there... we do accually have poclice up here not just mounties... the mounties are more symbolic tho
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    I don`t think they understand the difference between "taking a break" and "we don`t have money".

    I don`t understand why they keep going on and on and on about Canada... do they care about it that much?

    :\

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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    People - this is clearly meant to be lighthearted ribbing, not serious journalism. The show is on at fricken 3am only, so lighten up.

    I`ve always been impressed with the way that Canadian parents wake up every morning to take their 5 year old beaver to the frozen maple syrup rink for hockey practice.

    LIGHTEN UP CANADA!

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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    I liked the movie Canadian Bacon with John Candy (RIP).

    Its funny, they steal a large salt truck and write all sorts of derogatory things on it about Canada.

    Mountie pulls them over - and says, You know, in Canada we have laws. All signs have to be in both English AND French. So he makes them write all the insults in french also.

    Come on Canada! We love you!

  89. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    "5 year old beaver"
    thats gotta really stink!
  90. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    And I`ll also say, (American) Conservatives don`t know how to be funny - they just come off as dicks.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    And lastly, whenever I see one of the beautiful blond eye-candy reporters Fox News hires, I just want to spite-f*ck her for being such a biatch.
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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    ya we need a drating break...hmmm, i dont seem to recall... but wasn`t it the U.S. that started this war?!!?! more people hate the U.S., and even if this IS supposed to be funny, it just comes off as American dick-headness!!!! That is all
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    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    This show is called "Red Eye." It airs at 1 or 2 in the morning on Fox News. They take a bunch of drunk people, who instead of going out to Denny`s after the bar get put on camera in order to make asses of themselves.
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    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    ahahah why are Americans ignorant about a country directly above them?
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    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    It`s on Fox News right now (12:40 AM Eastern) if anyone wants to be further annoyed.
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    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    Awwwww, are the Canadians getting their panties in a bunch because we finally have a ludicrously anti-Canadian video on here? Seriously, with all the America bashing that goes on here, you`re really going to complain?
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    Note to self: Don`t tell jokes to Canandians. They don`t look like very happy people >_>
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    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    gamer88
    Male, 13-17, Canada
    "ummm just a little hint to inform all of you americans out there... we do accually have poclice up here not just mounties... the mounties are more symbolic tho"

    Oh really? I thought all the mounties rode mythical unicorns on the Country`s only road! Some people may be that stupid, but a vast majority of Americans are not, despite what you`re pop culture myths would have you believe. Stop being ignorant.

    Nice spelling btw.

    Crabes
    Male, 30-39, Canada
    "America is dying in debt from Irak war. And the guy says "the greatest army in the universe". I would like too see USA against China army. "

    In a 21st century total war, everyone dies. It`s called mutually assured destruction via nuclear weapons.

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    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    Attention Outraged Canandians: His phone number is (212)462-5050. Leave Greg a message. He will certainly use you on the next show.
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    corrine26 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    :D... phone number is real. lol v
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    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    We should make an agreement with Mexico to saw off the USA at the border.
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    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    Awwwww, are the Canadians getting their panties in a bunch because we finally have a ludicrously anti-Canadian video on here? Seriously, with all the America bashing that goes on here, you`re really going to complain?

    ~~~~

    Yes I am... Now excuse me while I un-bunch my panties.

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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    Pat125, who the f*** are you to comment "nice spelling btw." when your last sentence read "...despite what you`re pop culture myths would have you believe."?

    Seriously, shut up.

    Also, I am pretty sure this is not a real show, it seems to be some failed parody of The Onion mixed with The Daily Show...

    Nonetheless, we don`t have 300 million people here, we have 30 Million. So we have much less of our budget going towards our military. So if we use our equipment for 5 years straight without taking the time to make sure everything is functional, we could risk becoming as useless in battle as the US Army. (Who are actually more effective, but that`s only because of the numbers. Canadians are better trained and more effective with everything we do)

    Also, we are getting out of Afghanistan because the battle is over, we are retiring our forces and attempting to allow a stable government to establish itself.

    I`m in the Canadian Forces with friends over in Afghan

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    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    "Also, I am pretty sure this is not a real show, it seems to be some failed parody of The Onion mixed with The Daily Show..."

    Oh, it is real..

    http://www.foxnews.com/redeye/index.html


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    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    "This show is called "Red Eye." It airs at 1 or 2 in the morning on Fox News. They take a bunch of drunk people, who instead of going out to Denny`s after the bar get put on camera in order to make asses of themselves. "

    LOL well that sheds some light on the situation. Relax Canada, we don`t want these kind of Americans liking us anyways.

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    Zuki Female 18-29
    165 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    I think this was ridiculous. So what if Canada pulls out or the war? We should all be getting out of the war any way. Good for them for actually doing it.

    I watched it and hoped that those people in the video weren`t serious on what they thought Canada was about. If they were trying to be funny they did a horrable job at it.

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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    How`s that song go?

    O Canada we`ll stand on guard next year!

  108. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    Many Canadians aren`t pissed because you`ve mocked us... We mock ourselves, we mock you, we mock lots of things. We`re very satirical...
    The thing that bothers lots of Canadians is this belief that our military is some sort of joke. We have a very proud military history in this country and although we don`t spend nearly the budget that Americans do on technologies we do have extremely well trained troops and always have.
    This isn`t comedy, its just stupidity. Individuals like these need to find some new material... Mounties, syrup, and moose just aren`t funny any more. Be current, be connected, otherwise just shut up and leave the "satire" to individuals who have the intellectual capacity for it.
    Also, don`t liken this to the daily show please.. for the love of god no, just no.
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    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    Also, some of us are still pissed that you guys bombed us while we were doing training exercises in Afghanistan.
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    peterboner Male 18-29
    162 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    Jesus Christ people! Red Eye on Fox News airs at Midnight PST, 3 am EST. It is the equvilent of internet trolling. If you REALLY want to take the bait, scroll down and call the phone number below.. You will make their day. (212)462-5050. I am sure they will be more than happy to broadcast your outrage on TV.
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    For the record I am an American but would rather be Canadian. The people in this video are total douchebags. Big deal if Canada does`nt want to be at war. why should they? Our dumbass redneck president started it trying to prove just how big his balls are. I believe our government tricks our youth into joining their lovely murder brigade they call a military. There are too many people dying for nothing. Iraq is not our country, if they want to kill each other off than let them. What is the cost of living in Canada anyway?
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    peterboner Male 18-29
    162 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 11:21 pm
    "What is the cost of living in Canada anyway?"

    `bout three fiddy

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    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    274 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    Nice spelling btw.
    --------------------

    So in other words, I`M GOING TO IGNORE YOUR VALID POST AND MOCK YOUR GRAMMAR SKILLS.

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    Haddonfield Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 29, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    I`m Canadian and I saw this on the news the other day. They apologized after they heard how many Canadian soldiers have died fighting the war.

    I don`t take this too seriously. If one of the people hosting this show is the guy from super high me, how could I?

  115. Profile photo of peterboner
    peterboner Male 18-29
    162 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:04 am
    "So in other words, I`M GOING TO IGNORE YOUR VALID POST AND MOCK YOUR GRAMMAR SKILLS."

    I wouldn`t do that, but if that is you in your avi... mock away I say.

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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:07 am
    I dont think this show is going to cause any raging debate... americans always had a hard time finding inteligent people for their entertainment.

    If you dont believe me then ask yourself this: why else would they even endure a chanel like Fox News in the first place?

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    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:21 am
    "I dont think this show is going to cause any raging debate... americans always had a hard time finding inteligent people for their entertainment.
    If you dont believe me then ask yourself this: why else would they even endure a chanel like Fox News in the first place?"

    FYI dickweed. It is called freedom of speech. 90% of Americans recognize Fox News for what it is: bottom of the barrel info-tainment, which puts it on a par with any broadcast bilge that eminates from the CBC! der doo doo doo, der doo doo doo! eh?

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:29 am
    Speaking from the Best Country in the World, I`m glad I`m neither a Canuck or a Yank. I`d much rather be a Canuck though than a Yank, cause they have all the best comedians and tv shows.
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    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:40 am
    "Speaking from the Best (British Penal Colony)Country in the World.."

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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:49 am
    Hahahaha. Canadians got pwnd.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:59 am
    This would be a perfect time for the Displaced Native Tribes of Canada to reclaim their land.
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    bassdee Male 18-29
    70 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 1:26 am
    ok so from what i`ve read it`s supposed to be saterical, but it doesn`t really come of that way to myself. Still, I`m only upset because i`m a Canadian living in pittsburgh and I have met people who really do think that Canada doesn`t have an army or that they aren`t even involved in the current war. whether it is ignorance or un-educated minds that cause this, it still hits home with mebecause I know several friends who fought or are still fighting over there and yet see no recognition of their service outside of their own country. though I still believe everyone`s allowed an opinion, I think these people should think a bit more before making such comments on issues they don`t know much about
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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 1:32 am
    The second I saw this I thought, "Oh noes, gunna be a fight." I`ll stay right out of this one ladies and gents.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 1:38 am
    Fox News. Not taking it seriously.
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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 2:52 am
    Look, it`s like helping your best buddy in a jam... and that jam`s been going a bit too long, even with your buddy screaming "It`s only gonna last a little longer, man, just help me out here"

    Lol, you don`t see Mexico helping USA, do you?

    "We should make an agreement with Mexico to saw off the USA at the border."

    Plans to make a skyway going straight from Canada to Mexico have already begun, sir.

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    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 4:43 am
    australians are awesome but australia kinda sucks.
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    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 4:43 am
    These three got in huge poo over this. Secondly Canada has been in Afganistan for over 8 years!!! This may have intended to be satirical but its come off as more uneducated, pig headed americans running their mouth`s about something they obiviously never taken the time to learn about. I do understand satire (I love steven cobert) but this crossed lines.
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    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 4:47 am
    to clarify: ive met lots of australins who are great people but when i hear about the australin goverment trying to censor the internet and video games i just think that sucks.
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    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 5:05 am
    long live New Zealand!
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    CrimsonCat Female 18-29
    105 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 5:35 am
    Great, now I feel like murdering these three twats.
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    BoomStick Male 30-39
    122 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 5:40 am
    I can tell you, as a Canadian, that these guys - despite clearly being retards - are actually right on some counts. I chalk it up to the "broken watch effect," but it doesn`t make them any less right.

    Canada does actually have a military. However, it is a chronically under-funded and fundamentally troubled organization.

    Let me be clear those serving deserve enormous respect from both sides of the boarder. The systemic problems that are making the Canadian military more and more of a joke all the time are all the more reason to honour those who serve in it.

    The luxury to not invest heavily in a well-prepared and highly trained military is entirely due to Canada`s geographic proximity to the US.

    Of course no relationship is ever one-sided. Americans depend on Canadian imports of key natural resources, without which they would be lost as well.

    I guess that makes us even. We`ll throw in Morissette and Lavigne for free.

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    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 5:48 am
    Chillimac: our government is full of wangs but then, so is yours

    I find the people on this video offensively jolly

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 5:59 am
    we dont need canada, we all ready have america.

    Spellchecker wouldn`t go amiss though.

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    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:24 am
    @ crimson cat: lets form a mob. surely there are 2 or 3 thousand people with the exact same urge, that will see this :P


    i wish fox news would just cease to exist. such horrible, biased nonsense should never be allowed to be presented to the viewing public as "fair and balanced" reporting.

  135. Profile photo of makkaal
    makkaal Male 18-29
    123 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:35 am
    "Of course no relationship is ever one-sided. "Americans depend on Canadian imports of key natural resources, without which they would be lost as well."
    Not the most powerful country in the _universe_!

    This could have been taken right off a Middle School playground. Wow. And you`re wondering why America`s reputation has been plummeting?

  136. Profile photo of BoomStick
    BoomStick Male 30-39
    122 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:36 am
    Side note: (for Davy) Actually - we ARE paying for it. Money makes the world go round - and ad revenues make IAB go round. Cost per ad is entirely dependant upon the number of hits on the site. Our attention to IAB is what pays the bills - and we don`t like reposts.

    Your determination to dismiss the feedback of those who watch IAB evidences some lack of good judgement on your part. It`s basic customer service. IAB offers a service... we who find our way here in search of entertainment are basically customers. There`s no such thing as a successful business model that does not value, or at least pretend to value, customer feedback.

    Also you don`t have to be such a dick.

  137. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:41 am
    That was a bit brutal. I happen to like Canada and the people who call it home.

    Canada lost almost as many Marines on Omaha Beach as the United States. They were fighting side-by -side with the United States. I will always remember that. D-Day may have failed without them.

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    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Why are Americans so trigger happy? theres 21 countries that don`t even have an army. If you don`t piss off anyone you`ll be alright, so Canada should be pretty safe.
  139. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 7:21 am
    @BoomStick:

    I assume you`re referring to my avatar?

    I, along with my fellow moderators, spend hours per day on IAB, deleting animated gifs of midget porn, cleaning out profuse amounts of links to spam, and banhammering vast amounts of racial and sexual hate-speech. We don`t get paid a penny for this, we`re not "staff", we`re just regular users like yourself who try to help out, on a completely voluntary basis.

    We also try our damnedest to make sure there are no reposts. But, with over 17000 links on IAB stretching back 8 years, sometimes we make a mistake. And believe me, when there IS a repost, then that`s a failure on our part and we feel bad.

  140. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 7:21 am
    What DOESN`T help is the inevitable landslide of 50 posts all shouting REPOST! with the kind of vehemence and hatred which would make you think we`d just raped a nun. Especially when it`s NOT a repost, as happens in over 50% of cases.

    If you knew how much effort goes into keeping IAB the way you see it as a user, because of the constant War On Crap that we fight here to keep it clean, then you`d understand how frustrating it is when people scream REPOST! Indeed there are many users who have only ever MADE that single comment, never contribute in any other way and never submit links.

    So I`m sorry if my avatar offends you in any way, but I stand by it. We DO value the users (customers) above all else, which is why we do what we do. If I come across as being a "dick", well, fair enough, can`t change that. However I can assure you that the job IAB Moderator is the very definition of "Thankless Task".

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    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 8:01 am
    This guy is a douche.
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    enzo213 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2009 at 8:21 am
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    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 8:59 am
    ok u no what sqrew these guys u no how many ppl we have lost fighting along side your men i lost my drating brother n hes gunna joke about it!!!! ppl died for you u drating non-nice individual!!! im sorry where r u why rnt u fighting for your country y did u ask for our help?? and now u bash it were helping you n so what if they need a break this war is bull.. ur fighting ove oil!! u no how much oil canada has??? and now ur sayin u should in vaid us????? we fight almost every war with you guys saved most of your asses we r dieing along side your brothers fathers uncles n u make joke about it how bout i come invaide ur house u dick!
  144. Profile photo of HayleeHavok
    HayleeHavok Female 18-29
    91 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:02 am
    My social studies teacher showed us this clip in class-as a Canadian with a family member in the war I flipped my lid. Not at how RUDE these guys are,but at how pure stereotypical they are.
  145. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Davymid: I always liked the avatar, if it helps =]

    As for Canada, all I have against them is the ridiculous seal cull that`s going on right now. Otherwise they seem pretty awesome :D

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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:15 am
    this is why i hate americans. they serisouly think they own the world. knobs.
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    HayleeHavok Female 18-29
    91 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:21 am
    Boredx12;
    the reason the seal kill happens is because long ago whales were hunted and now there aren`t enough whales to eat the seals who eat the fish that make up the economy of Canada`s east coast. If they werent killed, the Maritimes would be screwed.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:23 am
    These idiots just re enforce some of what I see as American arrogant ignorance to anything outside their tight and tightening protectionist borders.
    It a shame really knowing that not every American is this stupid, but these guys have put `American arrogant ignorance` on everyone down there. They have stung our pride, but they really smear themselves with skunk poo on this one, even if it is `fox news`.
  149. Profile photo of EvilLynn
    EvilLynn Female 30-39
    1 post
    March 30, 2009 at 9:42 am
    HayleeHavok & Boredx12: Just to set the record straight on the seal hunt. It has NOTHING to do with whales first off. Seals are hunted to limit their numbers to prevent overpopulation which damages fish stocks. Cod is a major food fishery in Newfoundland and when there are too many seals they decimate the cod stocks (along with overfishing which is another story completely). Secondly - and PETA and other seal-hunt protest groups don`t bother to tell you this: Fishermen hunt seals not only to control their numbers but for FOOD. Yes, seal meat is eaten in Newfoundland and has been for many years. So don`t believe all the lies about how cruel fishermen kill cute little white seal pups for their coats. Whitecoats as they are called haven`t been hunted in many years. Adult seals are hunted, and while yes, the skins are used, so is the meat and the oil from the seal fat, which has many beneficial health properties. There is little to nothing of the animal that is wasted.
  150. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:59 am
    It`s illegal to hunt whitepelts, since 1984
  151. Profile photo of BoomStick
    BoomStick Male 30-39
    122 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 10:41 am
    Davy-I get it.Being a mod is a thankless job.But as you point out it`s not really a job at all-so if you don`t like it I assume that you aren`t under any obligation to keep doing it.

    Putting up with midget porn and repost comments goes with the territory.

    Thank you,by the way for your work-which is much appreciated.

    That having been said,my opinion of your avatar hasn`t changed. It is overtly rude and dismissive of the fact that viewers here really are IAB`s bread and butter. Treating them like crap is just simply not cool. As a mod tasked with maintaining a level of civility here, I would have expected you to set a better example.

    If someone puts up repost comments and you want to direct a response to the offender, then I don`t think that would be inappropriate.Your avatar, though, isn`t exactly a targetted strike. Collateral rudeness is experienced by those whose comments are more meaningful or those who choose not to comment at all.

  152. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 10:50 am
    The U.S. has free speech, so these guys can say what they want... but so can the rest of us. These dumbasses make us all look bad.
    Canada = Awesome brother country. Besides, they have awesome women (so I married one).
  153. Profile photo of gcghost
    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 10:55 am
    Dear Fox News,

    Please, stop. Just stop. Shut off the lights, lock the building, go home and stop subjecting the world to this ignorant crappola!

    Sincerely,

    The Intelligent American Populace

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    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 11:25 am
    Oh my god, did he really call that guy out for stereotyping? Come on, this whole entire video stereotypes canadians. And how are you gonna make fun of a dude because of his last name. that`s just low.

    also, Doug Benson, what are you doing? get off of Fox News! now that I know you are willing to go on this show, I automatically think you are 50% less funny. this makes me sad

    Also, I think you need to chill, Boomstick. There is nothing offensive about davy`s avatar. We all love this site, so don`t bite the hand that feeds you. or in this case, makes you laugh.

  155. Profile photo of ded5833
    ded5833 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 11:58 am
    That was not satire. That was the most disrepectful and the lamest excuse for crap humor that I`ve ever seen in my life.

    Also Gutfield is NOT sorry, after he issued his apology, he put on his twitter "Sorry Canada, you can atleast beat the Belgians". Like what the hell is that?

    This video just berates me and annoys me because it was just straight up bashing, I mean there`s a fine line, and they crossed it big time.

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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    I couldn`t even finish watching.

    "this is why i hate americans. they serisouly think they own the world. knobs."

    Those knobs don`t speak for all of us, please believe me.

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    srximus Male 30-39
    188 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    My head hurts. Why are these people on air? Is there a audience that likes this c r a p ?

    Not a single funny stereotype - joke. US army is present in 2/3 of the countires in the world. To "rely" on the US Army is not the right word to describe world situation without a bipolar power distribution. There is no choice for others. So, enemies are "liberated" and allies "rely" on biggest power in the world. Price for this? Well USA spends dollars on weapons while allies spends money on their people. You have realy to make an effort to end up homeless in lets say Norway or Canada. While homeless people are common social occurance in USA. Incredible. Sad.

    important thing is that this guys make "jokes" based on realy sad fact.

  158. Profile photo of HayleeHavok
    HayleeHavok Female 18-29
    91 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    EvilLynn; Thanks. I had a feeling the whale part didst fit,but thats what I had been told for a long time being from New Brunswick myself.
    + If seals werent cute would anyone care? :/
  159. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    I have nothing to say other than I would LOVE to move to Canada - if they will have me!! Far more attractive to me than the US! As soon as I have done my time here I`m off! Amazing country!

    I thought that this was a joke at the expense of the ignorance of certain Americans when I saw it - not an example of American ignorance in action!!


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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    On a lighter note, how low on this guy`s inbred head are his inbred ears? Surely this guy is at least part f*cking water buffalo. M`lud, I present to the jury, exhibit A:

    I rest my case.

  161. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    Boom, trust me, we value user input. We really do. We (fancylad included) make mental notes of EVERY flaw pointed out by you guys and take in EVERY suggestion you have to make this site better.

    And that`s davy`s point.

    We all try hard to make this site the best damn website on the internet. It`s the reasons we`re mods -- we love I-A-B. That being said, we`re just as much a part of the user base as all of you are and believe me when I say we hate reposts as much as all of you do -- both personally and for the fact that it bothers you guys.

    But like deleting midget porn and that god dammned aloochaat sh*t comes with the territory of being a mod, reposts come with the territory of being a user of a "submitted content" type of website like I-A-B. It happens, and it`s one of the ONLY things about this website that complaining about doesn`t help. So yeah, when people do complain about it, it`s a bit irksome. It`s something that has to be accepted.

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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Now, if it`s a repost from earlier in the week or even earlier in the month, that`s understandable. You have every right to chew us the drat out. Haha.
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    BigDealSam Male 30-39
    2 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    Message to Canadians...grow up! We want to be taken seriously on the world stage...but only if other countries say nice things.

    If I were American, I`d be pissed. Sure, they`re making fun of Canadian stereotypes, but they`re propelling American stereotypes. There`s a big difference.

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    vv First post! Warm welcome to I-A-B, BigDealSam. Come on in, grab a cold one, make yourself at home.
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    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Why is this a reason to hate Canada? More like reasons to hate the U.S. and everyone on Fox News.

    Also are they worried about Russia? When did we go back to the `50s?

    This is why I hate the United States and the morons who run it.

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    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    So how about them Canucks, eh? They look like they`ve got a chance to make a run for the Cup
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    Computron Male 30-39
    157 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Leave Bush`s war to Americans. Stephen Harper should have never sent Canadians over there. Go ahead USA, prove to the world you`re the "strongest nation of the universe" by fighting a unjustified war. Idiots.
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    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    about 90% of you people need to calm the drat down

    i just read every comment, and i learned people are moronic and get in a little pissy fit.

    the americans on here, like the christians on here, go through the rapebattle that is canadians attacking the US (or attacking the christians), and we deal with it. but give *one* little satriacle (sp?) post on cadaians (admitted, it was pretty stupid), and you all* cry and blame every american there is for thinking like 4 americans (thats not what they think). shut the drat up. i can now infer most canadians are hypocrits

    *not everyone, just a lot

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    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    BigDealSam.... AMEN!!!! I have ZERO affiliation with these failed abortions and there flapping ball rests. I ask (probably in vain) to not let this get into a USA vs the world issue. Fux News is about 90% tarded, plain and simple.
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    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    These guys are a bunch of idiots
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    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    I was about to make some sarcastic comment... But this doesn`t look like the greatest place to be a smart ass...
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    LLord Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    there should be laws limiting the influence that idiots can have on the masses
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    BoomStick Male 30-39
    122 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:44 am
    Hi Peloos,

    I`ll grant that YOU and fancy take user input seriously - I don`t have anything that indicates otherwise.

    However - that concern doesn`t seem to transfer to Davy. In his own words, ("If I come across as being a "dick", well, fair enough, can`t change that.") Davy dismisses my feedback and indicates an unwillingness to make change as a result.
    Can he ACTUALLY do something about it? Obviously it`s quite simply a matter of changing his avatar to something more appropriate. Will he though? It appears not. His distain for this audience is clear.

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    friday13th77 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Woah! talk to Canada is 20 years. Then we`ll see how roostery you are USA.
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    ZacchNasty Male 13-17
    83 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    omg we are hated soo much, I`ve read a couple of the comments and it`s like worse USA attacking than usual. Can`t we pick on Canada just a little bit? We get picked on everyday by countries way worse than the countries usually represented on IAB.

    Let us have our day. By the way their jokes were not that funny my dad has a girly-esque name but thats no reason to pick on him

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    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    wowowowow, what a douchebag. Canada has done more than anyone else in Afghanistan, and lost the least number of soldiers (relative to how many are fighting, and the dangerous areas they are in). we have snipers that could kill each of these asshats before the others know whats happening
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    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    i`m sorry...

    please tell me that you guys realize this is fake?

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    scubasteve93 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    I am Canadian, but I went to school in New York for 4 years. This is not how Americans act or think(for the most part). This is a Fox News standard, and it saddens me that they are able to put this on television.

    I don`t know why in a war where our two countries are fighting on the same side for the same desired result, that it still is viewed as us and them, instead of just one entity fighting for a better world to live in. We are all fighting for the same thing, Canada just does not fund their army as the Americans do. So shame on Americans who believe these guys are correct, and shame on Canadians who believe these guys speak for every American.

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