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Date: 03/07/09 12:31 PM

67 Responses to How To Deal With A Drunk Customer

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2009 at 10:01 am
    Link: How To Deal With A Drunk Customer - But this clip also begs the question, How do you tell the difference between a drunk guy and a mentally challenged guy?
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Hahaha! I love how the wife is there just hanging out with her hammered husband...
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    idontknow951 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Good point... This guy looks mentally challenged rather than drunk...
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    grumsley Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    boring.
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    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    wow... why the hell was the wife just standing in the background?
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    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    "How do you tell the difference between a drunk guy and a mentally challenged guy?"


    Because a mentally challenged guy will most likely not be buying alcohol

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    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    Married to her, I`d be drunk too!
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    grahamm Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    my god
    that was hilarious!!!
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    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    Oh, and another thing. The problem is, is that they didn`t really solve the problem, the hideous wife did. They should have shown the next step of having a fat chick come and sit on him while they call the cops.
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    rawr_zing Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    `Married to her, I`d be drunk too!`
    lmao- Also this video reminded me of the occasional situation where you can`t tell if the customer is male or female..always awkward!
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    Exquisitte Male 13-17
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    March 7, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    how do you know its his wife? If he is mentally challeged he could have an aid with him.
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    Flameguin Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    "...because you appear to be intoxicated"
    "IIII WWAANT THAT BOTTLE OF LIIIQQOOUR!"
    This....is a classic. I`m sure they could have found a real drunk guy to replace that awful actor if they looked hard enough out on the streets.
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    kimberly163 Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    This should be the WTF of the day
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    Skankenstein Female 13-17
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    March 7, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    "Married to her, I`d be drunk too!"
    True dat. xD
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    lame.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    March 7, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    "Married to her, I`d be drunk too!"

    I lol`d.
    A LOT xD

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    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    I deal with drunks all the time. All the time. This guy wasn`t even closely drunk. I`m going for mental disability. That or he thought it would be funny.
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    feiku Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Being a cashier at walgreen..right next to a sports bar, I have encountered many drunk men who not only behave in the manner shown by the video, but who also attempt to seduce me to go out and take shots with them them (even after I tell them my age!)
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    March 7, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    A statement "begs the question" when it assumes the truth of the very point raised in a question. I believe what you meant here is that it "raises the question," which, by the way, was never answered.

    The guy could have been drunk, mentally challenged, whacked out on drugs, or some combination of the above. You can usually tell a drunk by the smell; the other two possibilities are more difficult to discern. We also don`t know if the woman was his wife, sister, support staff, or whatever.

    If I were the clerk, I would have asked her if she still wanted the booze.

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    SonicSophie Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    that was actually really funny hahaha
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    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    In real life the wife would be drunk too.
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    krath Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    No way would it go that smooth....
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    TalcumX Male 50-59
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    March 7, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Being a cashier at walgreen..right next to a sports bar, I have encountered many drunk men who not only behave in the manner shown by the video, but who also attempt to seduce me to go out and take shots with them them (even after I tell them my age!)

    so, did`ya

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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    "IWANNNRABARRULICKER"

    ...

    "GIRRRETUMMME"

    o.O
    i don`t think id react the way the cashier did..

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    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    "In real life the wife would be drunk too."

    hes not drunk hes retarded

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    JJRed88 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    There is no way a manager would get there that fast.
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    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    ahh nice profile pic talcumx i love courage
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    thats kinda... against his rights i think. if you want to drink yourself into a stupor, thats your problem
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Is that really a law?
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Yeah because life is JUST that convenient.

    God I hate training vids, they`re so damned unrealistic and they just lie to you.

    "No one expects you to be perfect."

    What a load of Horse barf! They don`t expect you to be PERFECT, they expect you to be able to manifest EVERYTHING at will!

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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Hah, I work right next to a bar, too.
    But at an ice cream store. :P
    Can`t wait `til summer starts and I get to work nights again. XD

    Anyhow, this training video was completely useless, IMO. I mean, what?

    Drunk customer attempts to purchase alcohol:
    Step 1. Seize said alcohol, stow it under counter
    Step 2. Call manager for "assistance" i.e. to offer customer a ride home
    Step 3. Refuse to sell customer the item
    Step 4. Stare at customer until strange woman carries him/her off

    What is that? D:

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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    Oh yeah... that how things happen in real life!
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    JokeWolf Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Gotta love the music. Is he gonna try to buy liquor, or is he really Jason frigging Voorhes?!?
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    fudge that shiznit that batch better sell me my sheit or he gonna get knocked the fruck out. i`m not much of a drinker but if someone wants it they better sell it. its like who the f--- are you my mom?
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    tro23 Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    That`s the drunkest retard iv ever seen!
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    DarkRose1593 Female 13-17
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    March 7, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    White Wolfos, your comment was WAY funnier than this video! lol.
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    lifeavoidit Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    thats the worst fake video ever lol.
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    huskyhusky Male 13-17
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    March 7, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    I feel that video was full of fair. =/
  39. Profile photo of DannyDanko
    DannyDanko Male 13-17
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    March 7, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    "Hey Baby, its 2 pm on a Sunday and Im drunk as FUCK. Lets go grocery shopping."
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    evilmarke Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    DannyDranko, whats even weird and funny is it is 2pm on a sunday and im about to go grocery shopping, shame im not drunk.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    dystopia04
    "thats kinda... against his rights i think. if you want to drink yourself into a stupor, thats your problem"

    I`m not sure if Americans have Serving it Right but if someone comes in to your store and tries to purchase alcohol and their clearly very intoxicated you can`t sell them liquor. Because you are the last place to sell to them, if they then get into an accident on the way home, or drive drunk and hurt someone you become liable. pooty, I know but it`s the law.

    I do hate these videos though, parts I agree with. Take the alcohol and stash it below, otherwise they`ll take it and book it..fuc kin drunks haha but when does a manager ever arrive that promptly. Usually you have to stand there awkwardly for 5-10 minutes while angry custo stares you down until someone gets off their ass...and wives never swoop in just in time to lead their belligerent husbands to safety. I call bullpoo!

    Thank god I`m in Canada...I`m a grocery cashier but we don`t sell alcohol

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    fillemorte Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    haha, what if the controlling bitch doesnt show up?
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    penguinazul Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    That`s the law in America, for the same reason the person from Canada stated.

    By you selling that person more alcohol you are then giving them the right to go out and possibly hurt another person or themselves, because you let them out on the road and you knew they were in that condition. You`re supposed to do just what the "manager" did, and I wanna say if they don`t have anyone to come and get them then I *think* you have to call the police. But I`m not 100% sure on that.

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    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    what an idiot... he should have bought all the alcohol before he got drunk so he didnt have to go back for seconds
    forward thinking :)
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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
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    March 7, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    Aww... he`s married to Phyllis from "The Office." :) lol
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    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    March 7, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    they got it wrong, the fact is drunks are mental, and will go off if you refuse to serve them. What they should have done was swap it with a non alcholic bottle, sent him on his way. He would not realise till he was out of the shop, doors locked and you waving buh bye. Drunks are fun
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    Happy-dude Male 13-17
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    March 7, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    Wh-what?
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    ESQUEIRO Male 30-39
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    March 7, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    uhm... ? who keeps putting these crappy links up?
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    Boredered Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 12:14 am
    god dam it, nothing good today
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    March 8, 2009 at 1:05 am
    He could just have seitched the bottle for non-alcoholic and then given him that...
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 3:20 am
    ill never get that 41 seconds back :(
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 8, 2009 at 5:22 am
    He`s not as think as you drunk he is.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    March 8, 2009 at 8:55 am
    That was crap. Who would think that guy was mentally challenged? Someone who was mentally challenged themselves I guess.
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    musicofnight Female 30-39
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:42 am
    Have you ever seen anyone drunk like that just walk away without a fight?
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    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
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    March 8, 2009 at 9:44 am
    yea, waste of time and such
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    stot3 Male 13-17
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    March 8, 2009 at 10:33 am
    A great question indeed, I think that guy was mentally challenged.
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    whtevr Female 40-49
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    March 8, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Reminds me of my drunk mother and her liquor.
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    Caker Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    that was the lamest thing ive ever seen on i-a-b
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    very very very very sad acting.... it just made it soooo baddd. f8ckin christ this video sucks
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    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
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    March 8, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    so...?
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    davisfyke Male 13-17
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    March 8, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    `give it to me`

    i do believe i heard a female utter those words

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    pattheog Male 18-29
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    March 8, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    That bitch was such a buzz kill. I`d drink too if I had to go home to that.
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 8:01 am
    of course. black women manager. white guy clerk. the opposite racism is amazing. just watch commercials its everywhere. stupid drunk white man. we need a sensible and sophisticated women to take him away.
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    kronosbr Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 8:31 am
    holy cow... this video sucks A LOT
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    BLkJckDLr Female 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 9:09 am
    I`ve been on I-am-bored.com for years....this is the firs time I find the need to post something...

    For all of you that say he appears mentally challaged...either way....you CAN`T sell to him. Its illegal to sell alcohol to mentally challanged person without a "guardian" with them. So its a good way to handle the situation whether he was drunk already or not.

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    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
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    March 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    that was sooooooooooo stupid.
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    SlowestMe Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2009 at 8:10 am
    Oh my lord, take it with all the love it`s given, and buy this guy a beer. You racist black woman.

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