How To Beat A Kid At Video Games

Submitted by: 134 8 years ago in Tech

Great know-how we all must learn eventually.
There are 43 comments:
Male 108
That was a good one. Although i would hate if someone would put honey on my controller.
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Male 3,915
pissed me off when they said PS2 but showed a PS3...and then compared it to original xbox...but these are just the ramblings of one video gamer...

on a side note...my dad is just as good as me at video games....(but i still always win...lol....someimes...=()

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Male 1,666
This reminds of my Quake 3 session with my dad when I was 8. He`s never played video games since.
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Female 710
If you honestly think that you have to beat your child at video games with cheating, you`re a kinda crappy parent.
My dad always complains that I cheat when I beat him at video games, but really he just sucks, so he`s learnt to play multiplayer games where you have to work with the other players rather than against them just because it`s more fun.
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Male 276
beat ME at video games? i dont think so
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Male 62
I would just tell them "If daddy doesen`t win, Santa`s sleigh is going to crash this Christmas."
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Male 2,238
Well yeah, how else are you supposed to do it???
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Male 756
That was hilarious
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Male 263
ohh wow if u do any of these You FAIL
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Male 897
That video was funny. It would be really sad if you had to cheat to beat a child at something.


*reads superjesus` comment*
Must resist urge to perpetuate a flame war..!

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Male 189
nobody`s gonna win with these.
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Male 404
super jesus, if there`s such a person, you`re pitiful attempts to start a flame war have been thwarted by the power of ignorance
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Male 82
Proble tramatized the poor boy.
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Male 134
dated to feck
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Male 506
...That wasn`t water.
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Male 354
Noone cares how good any of you are at video games.
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Male 387
Being the professional gamer I am, nobody can beat me so long as I have my mouse and keyboard.

Oh, and i feel like starting a flame war.
...Console gaming sucks

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Male 9,306
How heartless. XD
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Male 395
thats so mean Id punch somebody if they put honey all in my controler
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Female 15,763
No I`d still definitely lose.

EXCEPT at that one game where you crash cars and get money. I f*cking beast at that game.

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Male 949
Even with all those advantages, they`d still probably lose to me at Soul Calibur IV :3

Or Halo.
Or Call of Duty.
Or Brawl... >.>

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Male 764
moo, its not childish to play video games
its childish to cheat at video games.
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Male 924
step 1: realise that all hope is lost
step 2: grow up and stop playing video games

dont worry dill, you can still play anytime you want

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Female 4,039
I have been a victim of the mysterious suddenly sticky button trick before.
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Female 2,064
Wow, are parents really that determined to beat us at stuff like that?
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Female 1,653
LOL
poor sad adult
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Male 817
Now all we need is a video entitled "How to beat a kid WITH video games" and my life will be complete.
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Male 212
lol at ps2 with a ps3 sitting there.


then she mentions racing games like having a driver license helps

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Male 1,627
or you can literally beat your children with a video game.
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Male 721
lol. i expected somthing like "rip out thier controller" etc.
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Female 538
You might have won the game, but I believed you asked for water...
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Male 502
mmm rusty water is good for you. It has lots of iron in it.

Who would go through that much trouble to beat their kid at video games? Just invite over an older neighbor kid and let that kid beat him. Better yet, find a schoolmate of his that is better than he is at video games, then he can really feel like a loser. lol

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Female 54
i think it was tang. mmm. tang.
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Male 4,290
Pfft. No chance will my kids be able to beat me at a game. I can picture the scene now, me shouting "OH!! Can you say BOOM HEADSHOT Timmy? PWN3D!!", with little Timmy crying in the corner.
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Male 338
that was cruel... adult pride...

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Male 17,512
That definitely wasn`t water. Looked like... eeeek!
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Male 155
Im pretty sure that wasnt water. maybe orange juice.
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Male 25
Wow, that IS the dirtiest cup of water I`ve seen, it looks like the kid leaked in the cup.
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Male 134
Not sure if it`s dirty water. I think the kid knows he is being scammed, so has just pissed in a glass for him. Lol
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Male 2,510
That was the dirtiest water I have ever seen.

^^^

Ha, they must live in liverpool.

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Male 817
That was the dirtiest water I have ever seen.
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Male 156
My Dad stopped playing Tekken 2 with me when I got to 9 because I started to beat him more often.

:(

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Male 299
Link: How To Beat A Kid At Video Games [Rate Link] - Great know-how we all must learn eventually.
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