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Date: 03/27/09 06:18 AM

43 Responses to How To Beat A Kid At Video Games

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    134 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 6:44 am
    Link: How To Beat A Kid At Video Games - Great know-how we all must learn eventually.
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    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 6:53 am
    My Dad stopped playing Tekken 2 with me when I got to 9 because I started to beat him more often.

    :(

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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 6:55 am
    That was the dirtiest water I have ever seen.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 7:08 am
    That was the dirtiest water I have ever seen.

    ^^^

    Ha, they must live in liverpool.

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    Dagnarus Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Not sure if it`s dirty water. I think the kid knows he is being scammed, so has just pissed in a glass for him. Lol
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    Knightsofwar Male 13-17
    25 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 7:18 am
    Wow, that IS the dirtiest cup of water I`ve seen, it looks like the kid leaked in the cup.
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    Morteyur Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 7:29 am
    Im pretty sure that wasnt water. maybe orange juice.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 8:05 am
    That definitely wasn`t water. Looked like... eeeek!
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    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 8:15 am
    that was cruel... adult pride...

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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 8:34 am
    Pfft. No chance will my kids be able to beat me at a game. I can picture the scene now, me shouting "OH!! Can you say BOOM HEADSHOT Timmy? PWN3D!!", with little Timmy crying in the corner.
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    bellavia343 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 8:42 am
    i think it was tang. mmm. tang.
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    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 9:04 am
    mmm rusty water is good for you. It has lots of iron in it.

    Who would go through that much trouble to beat their kid at video games? Just invite over an older neighbor kid and let that kid beat him. Better yet, find a schoolmate of his that is better than he is at video games, then he can really feel like a loser. lol

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    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 9:24 am
    You might have won the game, but I believed you asked for water...
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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 9:48 am
    lol. i expected somthing like "rip out thier controller" etc.
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 10:14 am
    or you can literally beat your children with a video game.
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    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 10:29 am
    lol at ps2 with a ps3 sitting there.


    then she mentions racing games like having a driver license helps

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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 10:54 am
    Now all we need is a video entitled "How to beat a kid WITH video games" and my life will be complete.
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 11:06 am
    LOL
    poor sad adult
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Wow, are parents really that determined to beat us at stuff like that?
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 11:15 am
    I have been a victim of the mysterious suddenly sticky button trick before.
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    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    step 1: realise that all hope is lost
    step 2: grow up and stop playing video games

    dont worry dill, you can still play anytime you want

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    Silverlake Male 13-17
    766 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    moo, its not childish to play video games
    its childish to cheat at video games.
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    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Even with all those advantages, they`d still probably lose to me at Soul Calibur IV :3

    Or Halo.
    Or Call of Duty.
    Or Brawl... >.>

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    No I`d still definitely lose.

    EXCEPT at that one game where you crash cars and get money. I f*cking beast at that game.

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    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    thats so mean Id punch somebody if they put honey all in my controler
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    How heartless. XD
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    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    388 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Being the professional gamer I am, nobody can beat me so long as I have my mouse and keyboard.

    Oh, and i feel like starting a flame war.
    ...Console gaming sucks

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    Glowy Male 18-29
    355 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    Noone cares how good any of you are at video games.
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    ...That wasn`t water.
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    RedBrother Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    dated to feck
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    Lost_Nemmy Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Proble tramatized the poor boy.
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    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    super jesus, if there`s such a person, you`re pitiful attempts to start a flame war have been thwarted by the power of ignorance
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    tazman321 Male 13-17
    190 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    nobody`s gonna win with these.
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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    That video was funny. It would be really sad if you had to cheat to beat a child at something.


    *reads superjesus` comment*
    Must resist urge to perpetuate a flame war..!

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    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    264 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    ohh wow if u do any of these You FAIL
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    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    That was hilarious
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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 2:49 am
    Well yeah, how else are you supposed to do it???
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    rjmccrthy Male 13-17
    62 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 7:08 am
    I would just tell them "If daddy doesen`t win, Santa`s sleigh is going to crash this Christmas."
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    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 10:45 am
    beat ME at video games? i dont think so
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    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 11:25 am
    If you honestly think that you have to beat your child at video games with cheating, you`re a kinda crappy parent.
    My dad always complains that I cheat when I beat him at video games, but really he just sucks, so he`s learnt to play multiplayer games where you have to work with the other players rather than against them just because it`s more fun.
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    This reminds of my Quake 3 session with my dad when I was 8. He`s never played video games since.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    pissed me off when they said PS2 but showed a PS3...and then compared it to original xbox...but these are just the ramblings of one video gamer...

    on a side note...my dad is just as good as me at video games....(but i still always win...lol....someimes...=()

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    Pyroo Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    That was a good one. Although i would hate if someone would put honey on my controller.

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