Have You Ever Wanted Superpowers?

Submitted by: supergerbil 8 years ago in Funny

The story of Arne who"s convinced he has superpowers. He just hasn"t found them yet so he puts up an ad for an archenemy
There are 36 comments:
Male 37
hmm, i MAY have remembered, not a 100% sure on this but i THINK its either, A: somewhere in the movie King Kong, or B: on an episode of the simpsons, where marge sees an old home video of when she was a girl, they were at some kind of harbor type city, homer decides to take her there but it`s changed, it MIGHT be one of those, or it could be in both, idk.
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Male 37
dangit, i`ve heard that music before too, from a movie or something, this is going to irritate the crap out of me until i find out where i`ve heard it.
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Female 198
where is the music in the begining from...I`ve heard it before?
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Male 68
haha i loved it
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Male 936
i thought this was boring as hell
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Male 203
awesome. if you liked this, check out the movie called "special" from 2006. similar.
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Female 244
Ha, that was pretty good! I wasn`t expecting the end!
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Female 1,653
Actually awesome.
The one two days ago wouldn`t load for me, so it`s a worthwhile repost (at least in my mind)
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Male 1,718
Bloob bloob. OOoooh video. Bloob bloob. OOoooh video. Bloob bloob. OOoooh video. Bloob bloob. OOoooh video.
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Male 680
This is still freakin` awesome. And the repost isn`t completely useless, I forgot to post on the other one :D
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Male 1,178
i thought it was funny, and missed it 2 days ago, so thanks for the repost. Quit whining you bitches
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Male 8,302
For that matter I wouldn`t be surprised if a couple of members of IAB were goldfish, given some of what I`ve read on here...
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Male 8,302
All those complaining that this was up 2 days ago, remember some of us are much older, we might not remember that far back :-P
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Male 162
Epic failure. And it was an epic failure two days ago as well. Failure, unlike wine does not improve with age.
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Male 349
""When Fancy starts charging for access to this site"

When? If a fee is EVER charged for access to this site, it will not be by the current man, Fancylad. You`re getting a bit ahead of yourself there."

I didn`t intend for my comment to be construed as such. I didn`t mean he will start charging, I meant that in a "If he ever decided to" way.

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Male 620
Epic
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Male 15
haha one of most the most random things ever!
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Female 15,763
"When Fancy starts charging for access to this site"

When? If a fee is EVER charged for access to this site, it will not be by the current man, Fancylad. You`re getting a bit ahead of yourself there.

"from what I`ve been led to believe feedback is welcome here."

Oh, very much so. However, being the 12th person to shout "REPOST!!1!11" isn`t exactly feedback so much as... annoying.

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Female 1,199
"I am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat."
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Male 11,740
I barely made it past a minute. After the kid jumping off of the wall and the sound of the breaking pretzel or whatever it was, I cringed and stopped. It wasn`t that entertaining anyway. A fat loser dreaming of superpowers. Just like tens of millions of Americans.
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Female 340
I liked this one! I`m actually glad it was reposted and not lost in the sea of old posts.
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Female 4,197
wow that was really great. I wanted to keep watching to find out what happens with the chick at the end.

And who cares if its a repost! I for one havent seen it before.

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Male 1,244
"Hmm, that was pretty entertaining."

Sometimes reposting is good...

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Male 3,059
@NotjonGreco: The issue is not with reposting things that are pretty cool... in fact, good stuff from the vault is always cool to see again.

What people are taking issue with is that lately things are getting reposted a day or two after they are originally posted.

So someone at the home office isn`t paying attention, and yes, those that log on here a couple of times a day (and there are MANY) are noticing.

When Fancy starts charging for access to this site, he`ll be here by himself, since all the content here originates on other sites that are also free.

Lighten up Poindexter, from what I`ve been led to believe feedback is welcome here.

Who are you anyway? The I-A-B police?

Don`t be a schmuck.

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Male 1,788
*generic repost comment.*
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Male 128
Hmm, that was pretty entertaining.
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Male 349
ZOMG REPOST

Let me ask everyone who bitches about reposts.

How much do you pay to use this site? What`s that? NOTHING. Running a site like this takes work, and reposts are going to happen. If it pisses you off that much, overlook it and move on to the next link. Everyone just drating stop your whining. When Fancy start`s charging people to access the site you can bitch.

</rant>

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Female 9,475
WTF, this was on a couple of days ago. Are you beginning to slip Fancy?
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Female 1,682
ahaha. that was awesome. i loved it.
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Male 211
wasnt this on like..two days ago? XD smoooooth
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Male 773
whatever, i didnt see it last time, i liked it...
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Female 2,064
r-r-r-repost.
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Female 1,306
double repost >_<

it wasnt that great to begin with.

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Male 502
This version from a site called iab.com from two days ago is much better..


http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...

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Male 16
Yeah, way to repost in less than a week. Ultimate fail.
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Male 1
Link: Have You Ever Wanted Superpowers? [Rate Link] - The story of Arne who`s convinced he has superpowers. He just hasn`t found them yet so he puts up an ad for an archenemy
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