Have You Ever Lost A Bicycle? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Then you might want to have a word with this guy.
There are 132 comments:
Female 363
Hoarders: Bicycle Edition?
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Female 160
Hehe Deebo
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Male 2
of course, hes black... tehe
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Male 10
Nice pool!
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Female 362
:O
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Male 210
Toughnerd

You put them under your pillow and this bicycle fairy gives you a dollar for them.

I was wondering what happend with all the tooth i gave to the tooth fairy. At least now I have a clue.

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Male 1,193
why doesnt someone go and steal some from him. No way he would notice
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Male 1,232
Wow... That`s a lot of bikes...
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Female 360
Old pic is old. Still funny, though.
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Male 3
someone has a bicycle fetish...
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Male 49
i was wondering what happened to all the bikes that i got to big for as a kid...
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Female 395
wtf?!?!

that has to be the best practical joke ever. time comsuming but worth it :-)

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Male 2
The bully who stole your trike as a kid all grown up.
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Female 1,893
ahahahahahaaha looks like my friend jills house.
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Female 63
...wow
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Male 4,680
Only funny to those who get the joke:
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Male 1,590
I`m guessing he just `found` all of those bikes just lying around.

Locally, years ago, we had a rash of garden hose thefts. The police said there was no way to track or locate the culprits. A few months later, there was a story in the Local section of the county newspaper featuring some high school kids and their award-winning art project: An 8-foot diameter ball of garden hose.

I never heard whether or not the local authorities put two-and-two together and solved the case.

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Male 140
He has a bike for every day of the year. I think this picture is proof that black people can be rednecks too.
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Female 388
The Black guy atop the stairs says it all.
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Male 43
nig-ga stole my bike(s)!
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Male 266
....point? lmao opie, nice
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Female 165
If there wasn`t a black guy in the photo I would`ve thought for sure that it was a Lads house
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Female 1,199
I have never seen so many bikes before.
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Male 160
I think I can see Peewee`s bike XD
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Female 1,269
the pic was pretty awesome
but i think that we can almost all agree that davy`s comment was kinda the best part about this whole post...0.o owned
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Female 15,763
I can just see the Craigslist ad...

"Bikes: Found"

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Female 1,653
Guy could make alot of money selling them for scrap XD
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Male 3,058
Nice one davymid.

There`s always gotta be ONE douchebag pointing out how "old" something is.

It must be nice to have that much time (or perhaps lack of a life) to see EVERYTHING posted on the internet before it gets posted here.

davymid +1

Lockon minus 30 for being a jerk.

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Male 315
Vodka and a match. That`s a lot of burnt paint & Rubber.
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Male 75
thats pathetic..
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Male 394
Where is this address?
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Female 311
that`s a bit weird.
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Male 2,344
"So he owns a lot of bikes...so what? Is that a crime?"

No, nobody said it was a crime. It`s funny. Because someone has that many bikes.

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Male 177
aka, Micheal Jackson`s springtime home.
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Female 2,672
lol, its cleveland brown
how did all those bicycles get here?
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Female 1,148
"yeah I`m missing a red bike with a white seat..and white tires.."
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Female 1,436
Oh Davymid besides the virtual high five - you get a bearhug on the response to Lockon.

Lockon - you have officially been served. Thanks for your wonderful contribution.

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Male 648
I knew it was him...and now i have my proof!
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Female 357
AKA The worlds most successful pedophile.
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Male 619
dragonshadoz - "I just wonder how many he has exactly."

Five. I counted.

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Female 495
hahaha
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Female 2,672
*meow*
where r u boy?
i cant find u?
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Male 70
That would be an awesome (but expensive) practical joke. Dump thousands of bicycles in someones garden.
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Male 2,238
*insert general joke about stealing them here*

I`m sure he has a logical reason...$20 to the first person who finds out!

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Male 1,129
i did get a bike stolen when i was 15... i should go check it out
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Male 233
stole mah bike!
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Male 807
Oldie, but good `un. The dude on the porch seals it.
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Female 4,028
This picture is old as dirt.
I just wonder how many he has exactly.
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Male 15
there`s my mongoose!
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Male 513
So he owns a lot of bikes...so what? Is that a crime?
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Female 289
Oh! and i thought the the people a few minutes down the road from me was bad...that is just wow
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Male 612
holy crap...I was thinking "oh, he`ll have maybe 20 or 30....wow
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Female 665
LMAO! I think it IS Pee Wee`s bike!
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Male 712
Is that bike standing up at the bottom of the picture pee wee hermans bike?
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Male 8,300
> TalcumX
> Why is it that every time I go to a link today, a f*cking ad pops up behind it?

Ok thanks for that, I was assuming it was just my computer/browser... seems now you`ve raised it, its happening to everyone. Could be a revenue-increasing measure, but it hasn`t been mentioned on the modblog and I would expect it to be if that was the case, so I`d be guessing `bug` at this stage, possibly something embedded in one of the link URL`s.

Keep an eye on it peeps, and we`ll see if its still doing it tomorrow...

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Male 561
Why is it that every time I go to a link today, a f*cking ad pops up behind it?
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Female 329
i just want to say there have been a ridiculous amount of popups today.
funny picture.
but seriously I am here five minutes and like 2 popups every time i click something.
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Male 904
he has the skeletons of thousands of kids in his basement
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Female 83
Hm.. He could make some nice money on ebay.
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Male 9,305
BostonKaiser: Lol, gave me a great mental image of them crashing bikes and whipping out another one with a cartoony behind-the-back fashion.
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Male 2,796
A good old hoarding mental case. Look up hoarding on youtube... it`s a pretty crazy little illness.
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Male 788
agree with silverlake
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Male 512
*gives davymid an internets for the epic ownage and lulz*
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Male 764
lol, davymid ownage
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Male 12,138
[quote]Ollllllllllllllllld[/quote]

Wow, was that 17 (seventeen) `L`s on the ollllld? Dude, if you`re trying to say you might have seen this story before on this site, regular users call that a "Repost", and we try to manage them as best we can. If you mean that you`ve seen it before on another site, then sh*t, that`s what we do round here, that`s the idea, the general M.O. We`re not claiming to be anything that we`re not.

If, however, you are trying to make a sensible and contributary comment on this forum, then you have failed, sir. Not because of any lapse of oratory genius, but simply because I find it hard to understand what you`re saying with that dick stuck in your mouth.

davymid out.

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Male 98
Kewl. I can see my bike. *dials police and gets out magnum*
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Male 376
Ollllllllllllllllld
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Male 7,933
"@davymid & Lionhart: What did you guys think was going to happen?

Of course every member of the IAB/KKK Youth Brigade was going to chime in with an ignorant comment."

I havent made an ignorant comment yet.....

Mark McGuire didn`t take steroids.. there we go.

*proudly wears his IAB KKK youth brigade mattress cover*

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Male 10
that`s perfectly normal...
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Female 696
That would be a really nice piece of property if it had some grass....and less bike.
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Male 30
I know there`s a "Bicycle man" here in NC who gets bikes, refurbishes them and passes them out during Christmas.

But he has a warehouse now to store them in..

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Male 3,058
@davymid & Lionhart: What did you guys think was going to happen?

Of course every member of the IAB/KKK Youth Brigade was going to chime in with an ignorant comment.

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Male 330
bike hell?
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Male 909
Hot Christ, that`s quite a bit of bicycles!
I wish I had just one of them...

I want a damn bike.

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Male 360
and he will never need a car.
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Male 788
hahaha i`d say it but davy`s post i wont. but everyones thinking it hahaha
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Male 12,138
Have to weigh in with Lionhart here.

This is IAB, it`s meant to be fun, not a police state. I like to think we do a pretty good job most times, at least we try to.

I`ve now deleted six posts on this thread that made some cheap joke about the fact that the guy on the patio is black. Three of those involved a filter-bypass of the word "nigg*r".

Guys, IAB is our online community and it`s pretty cool, let`s keep it a cool place to hang out. Please?

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Male 619
rockangel249 - `Tell em Large Marge sent ya.`

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Female 123
Peloos, I was thinking of Peewee, too.

`Tell em Large Marge sent ya.`

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Male 615
Peloos, that can, in my book, be classified as epic. That made me laugh so hard xD
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Male 1,218
He`s just getting ready for the Tour de France.
They go through a lot of bikes, you know.
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Male 3,819
Dude... somebody needs to tell Peewee he`s been looking in all the wrong places.


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Male 2,395
>>And he keeps the bodies of the children he stole them from in the pool.

I lol`d so hard on that xD

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Female 298
when will you ever need all of those?
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Male 8,300
@Eldricht and Others

IAB has a Zero Tolerance racism policy. Your posts were deleted for violating it. Do it again if you want a ban.

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Male 2,148
""And he keeps the bodies of the children he stole them from in the pool."

REALLY?...i mean...REALLY? o.O`"

Don`t tell me you thought he used that pool for swimming.

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Male 2,344
I`m pretty sure this is where that stereotype came from, this exact picture...
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Female 1,082
wtf?
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Female 9,572
Holy sh*t that`s a lot of bikes.
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Female 112
...I`m reeaallyy not seeing the point of that many bikes. O.o
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Male 610
"And he keeps the bodies of the children he stole them from in the pool."

REALLY?...i mean...REALLY? o.O`

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Female 2,120
After reconsidering how much time and effort he must`ve put into this, I am not sure whether to give him an award or a kick in the nuts.
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Male 153
what? how? this raises so many questions!
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Female 60
holy poo.
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Female 2,120
And he keeps the bodies of the children he stole them from in the pool.
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Female 1,436
The Douchebag of the Year goes toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you sir.

Thank you for playing!

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Male 736
he`s pooling bikes.
groan.
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Male 160
What`dya write Eldricht? I`m curious.
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Male 295
That`s no fair! My post got deleted! People are too sensitive these days...
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Male 4,393
HEY ?!? HE GOT IT!!!
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Male 78
I`m thinking this guy`s house has some sort of dot over it on those sexual predator internet sites.
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Female 713
OMG...he should really take down that pool. Oh look bikes.
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Male 8,300
@Robert D

LOL, you Optimist! You voted for Obama didn`t you? At least you would have done if you weren`t in Canada?

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Male 588
It`s clear this guy finds bikes, unlocks them, cleans them up nice and shiny like new, and then puts them back where he found them.

The smiling faces of happy owners when they see their clean and well maintained bikes is all the payment he needs.

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Male 142
it`s octo-mom`s foe..centum-dad


For the latin impaired centum means 100

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Male 740
pretty nice and colorful...i wonder why sitting out in the sun all day and being left out in the rain didnt affect any of them....since it looks real and all
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Male 586
yummy! i wanna ride!
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Male 28
pedophiles dream house... after Mikel Jacksons
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Male 212
all that rubber and aluminum...big $
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Male 119
He is a very organised person, look, they are sorted by size!
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Male 167
lol to everyone who`s saying "he must be rich!, he`s got all those bikes and TWO swimming pools!"
well actually he has 1 swimming pool and 1 trampoline that looks like a swimming pool haha
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Female 330
what the Hell hansbo?! and hahahah perfection!
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Male 1,788
"What happened to the children to whom those bikes belonged...?"

Umm...got on with their lives? Haha no no I`m just kidding, they all died.

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Male 308
Eldricht. hahahaha!
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Female 2,064
Is that legal?
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Male 1,244
Don`t stare into the pool!
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Female 731
What happened to the children to whom those bikes belonged...?
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Male 820
... sweet mother of god...
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Male 375
Thats a metric butt ton of bikes!
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Female 528
Holy shiznickle
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Male 55
"That dude must be rich, all those bikes and 2 swimming pools!"
"Definitely that is a pool and a trampoline."

nahh i think thats 2 swimming pools one just doesnt have any sides :-P

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Male 7,933
..I think i see mine
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Female 1,412
I want some of those bikes!!! :)
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Male 342
"That dude must be rich, all those bikes and 2 swimming pools!"
Definitely that is a pool and a trampoline.
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Male 15,510
Rent-a-Bike
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Male 897
This is the first bicycle orgy I have ever seen.

..outside, I mean.

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Male 219
I don`t know what to say...
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Male 342
That dude must be rich, all those bikes and 2 swimming pools!
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Male 8,300
WTF!? I hope he`s got receipts for all those, cause it looks bad for him LOL.
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Male 35
lolwut
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Male 848
Damn.
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Male 20,899
Link: Have You Ever Lost A Bicycle? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Then you might want to have a word with this guy.
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