Guy Goes Crazy On Turkish TV, Attempts To Fly

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

He"s talks about his powers on a Turkish TV show. He says he can see the future & fly. During argument, he tries to fly.
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Male 101
yeah
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Female 895
Anyone else find this an epic lag?
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Female 5
He was on fire give him a break.....
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Male 15
@JMoney100: No worries man, I`m native :)
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Male 378
yeah, fly fat-ass, fly!
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Male 312
too bad we don`t have dubs for that. i dont think i entirely trust chinga`s translation... -_-
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Female 4,028
Um...?

Love how that dude runs away though.

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Male 15
Here comes a rough translation for you:
TFG (The flying guy)
P(Psychiatrist)
H(Host)
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TFG: I was staying on air. I have witnesses. I was on a bus to Kayseri and then something happened to me, i have witnesses.

P: (Nevermind, stupid story)

TFG: (He`s actually saying "Allah" while rolling on floor)

H: Ok... Sabri(name of the flying guy), what the hell are you doing?

P: Take him out. Take him out.

H: Yeah, get out please... Yeah, there isn`t anything to discuss here, it was clearly a show...

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Male 92
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
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Female 385
lol that was so outta no where it scared me
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Male 121
You have to give him credit, his attempt got off to a really good start, until that whole gravity thing kicked in . . .
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Male 325
lol
that was hilarious
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Male 1,468
BLRAGAGALRDHUAH!


ARHGUBLBAHDAH!

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Female 98
ROFL @ Moaize

that`s effin hilarious.

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Female 98
ROFL @ Moaize

that`s effin hilarious.

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Female 21
Brilliant, although lmao at Moaize`s comment more XD
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Male 267
lol now thats what you call a huff.
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Male 4,867
poo, that was too funny,
the matey said something and he flipped, then he just sat there watching him lol
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Male 12
"During argument, he tries to fly."

That seldom if ever goes well.

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Female 2,064
Amazing. He can recover quickly from a seizure. Kudos to him!
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Male 2,049
was he trying to go super saiyan?
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Male 2,125
"I guess in Turkey, rolling yourself on the floor like you`re on fire, is the same as flying."

Well everyone knows that turkeys can`t fly >.>

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Male 1,265
beautiful language
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Female 1,653
Epic.
Fail.
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Male 3,425
Seriously... that`s one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
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Male 722
Also, I just noticed that was broadcast live too xD
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Male 722
Also, that guy`s never gonna live that down, that was broadcast on one of the biggest Turkish TV channels.
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Male 722
He was saying how he was hovering in the air previously (on a coach journey to Kayseri) and that some people had witnessed it. The other guy started saying something (probably giving an example on how the guy you can "fly" is BSing), then the guy went batsh*t insane. When he came back, they decided to get him out of the studio.
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Female 1,306
i craaackeedd uuupppp.
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Male 295
Lol FecesinVCR.
Can`t tell if you meant to spell it wrong
Turrets xP, made me lol


tourettes

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Male 953
TRANSLATION "I`m on fire" "I`m on Fire" "Stop, Drop, and Roll" ..................
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Female 1,269
that is very sad
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Male 240
Turrets?
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Male 715
I`m not convinced that this guy was trying to fly. The way he popped up out of his seat it looked like someone tried to shove something up his arse.
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Male 10,440
Call security mabie? Every character in that video is an idiot.
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Male 4,593
I`d be keeping a tranquilizer dart handy from now on if I were the studio manager.
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Male 352
LoofahBoy stole my avatar.
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Male 541
I was pretty impressed actually. I`d like to see any of you guys fly like that.
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Male 1,270
You guys, the translation is wrong...

It`s not `I can fly` at all...it`s `I see a fly`.

He tried swatting it and missed...a true hero imo.

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Female 5,139
We need D3 to translate it for us...where is he D;
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Female 5,139
"Tuesday, March 24, 2009 1:56:41 AM
Hey how have you been? That`s great! Hows the ki-WAAARGHARAAAAAGH!!! [email protected]!!!!! *flail*"

PMSL XD

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Male 97
lololol
LOLOLOL
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Male 272
turkish superman rocks!
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Male 2,796
I saw him fly... I don`t know what you idiots are babbeling about. The man can fly!
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Female 38
That is the only way to end an argument you know you`re losing.
Prove that your epic powers are to be feared and respected by rolling about on the floor =D
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Male 8,300
Well Baal, you`re right, all humans can fly. At least, downward. Very fast.
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Male 4,546
I`m surprised there aren`t more comments about how he`s a genius like in the Manson thread or trying to justify what is obviously just plain batpoo crazy.

"Well in a way, we can all fly. I think that`s what he was trying to say here."

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Male 13
Anyone know why he did that?!! Must be a PR event for the new Turkish spaz edition of action man figures.
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Female 387
Well, he may have failed to fly, but that super-fast roll across the studio was AWESOME!
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Male 1,162
Hey how have you been? That`s great! Hows the ki-WAAARGHARAAAAAGH!!! [email protected]!!!!! *flail*
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Male 49
Ha!!
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Male 220
what the fu---------
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Male 207
"If he can see the future, couldn`t he see that was going to make him look like an idiot?" - Lionhart2

hahaha`, right on, that was so funny!

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Male 8,300
If he can see the future, couldn`t he see that was going to make him look like an idiot?
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Male 3,425
Oh, that was hee-larious!
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Male 4,793
weird.
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Male 3,301
This man is an inspiration.
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Male 375
I guess in Turkey, rolling yourself on the floor like you`re on fire, is the same as flying.
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Male 109
and i believe he`s saying "flame on. FLAME ON"
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Male 109
another crazy aladdin tv meltdown..he sure misses his magic flying carpet.
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Female 1,386
Flinging yourself through the air, is not the same as flying through the air.
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Male 27
I think the translation was UP UP AND AWAY!!!!
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Male 175
Crazy Turkish Guy: "OHm GhommmGA!!!! OHahgalbablblababalaa..." (Flails and rolls on floor).

Turkish Woman: "Anywayz..."

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Male 3,255
rofl, I love how the "Worldstarhiphop" video player looks like it was coded by a 9 year old.
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Male 15,510
He clearly didnt yell hard enough
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Female 15,763
Quick, someone translate this! D:

PS: I want to Benny Hillify it, but it`s not Youtube. :C

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Male 439
Ok s that was hilarious, and also a double fail. Not only did he not fly, but he also proved that he can`t see the future for sh*t, otherwise he`d have foreseen the epic lulz following his failed flight :)
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Female 31
lulz...would have been better with subtitles though
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Female 528
She was so cool about it
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Male 315
Ii believe I can fly, I belieeve I can touch the *Smack* Floor.
Apparently, when he tried to recreate the first level of Mario in his back yard, he actually ate the mushrooms.
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Male 505
Man, I really wish this had subtitles. I deem it worthy of such.
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Male 15,832
I think he did kinda fly there a little bit at first.
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Male 199
That helped him get his point across I think.
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Male 307
Hassan`s Pizza had extra mushrooms on it I think.
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Male 15,510
Well he did fly from the ground to the Internet Stars!!
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Female 5,139
LMAO omg at the hostess` face hahaha

that was too damn funny xD

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Female 4,197
lol and that makes him TOTALLY credible!
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Male 1,556
Jeez,
I think I just laughed.
Damn...ALLLMULAAAN!
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Male 914
the hostess of the show was a total milf...thought i`d be the first to say it...
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Female 79
lmao! almost jus urinated me pants. he really thot he was gona like shoot thru the roof! oh that was a good one.....god i wish i knew what they were sayin
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Male 1,219
He moves fast for a fat guy
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Male 229
God amongst men.
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Male 1,788
It looked like he just expected to like superman the f*ck out of there and burst through the ceiling, showing all those non-believers.

Buuut, he didn`t. And tried to sit back down like nothing had happened.

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Male 108
I really need to learn Turkish.
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Male 108
Is the description of this video true because it looked like he had a sudden seizure or something
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Male 1,297
umm... he`s dancing...?
the first time i watched it i though he was going to blow himself up! lulz
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Male 1,365
Damn, he almost had it. He really nees to test to see if he is bulletproof like superman.
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Male 242
"...and you are NOT the father."

AUAH:FGLAULF"IASFHALSFU:AL SLSFU "PSAFJOWIJ "LSKANC!!!!!!!!

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Male 1,091
You mean, he claims he can see the future & can have a seizure whenever he wants?
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Male 614
He`s... as graceful as a butterfly.
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Male 552
someone watches too much Heroes.
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Male 20,987
Link: Guy Goes Crazy On Turkish TV, Attempts To Fly [Rate Link] - He`s talks about his powers on a Turkish TV show. He says he can see the future & fly. During argument, he tries to fly.
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