Guido Beach: New Jersey Locals Interviewed

Submitted by: ne028 8 years ago in Funny

Technically, a repost, but the original post was asked to be taken down. Now it"s back and just as funny as its debut.
There are 73 comments:
Female 934
and?
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Male 14
If they wanted the real New Jersey they should have gone to the actual streets, not the beaches where the ignorant men/women are...
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Male 534
nooooo not again. :(
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Female 961
annnd its been removed
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Female 166
It`s gone again!
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Male 2,172
Those people are perfectly normal... they`re just drunk.

Notice the bar and the fact that almsot everyone they`re interviewing have a drink in their hands.

Yeah... they`re dumb but not more then the average americans.

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Male 109
its true jersey has a bad rep..and this isn`t helping, but we`re not all like that and I can bet you all those people in that video..are not on this site :)
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Male 1,256
I made a real LOL! As the video says, this actually is a different breed of human. Soooo lulzy.
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Female 38
We aren`t all like that. Seriously, I`m not an idiot with a bad tan and I`ve lived in Jersey my whole life.
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Male 214
out a f---ing fence around us at least we wont get anymore mfers from penn. around anymore.
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Male 93
injeckshun,
It is because they are idiots with fake tans and no brain.

I know, "Don`t feed the troll", but come on

The Jen girls voice made my ears bleed.

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Male 125
i need to go there!!i dont see what the problem is,everyones wasted and havin a good time
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Male 742
OK,so the plan is to fence off NJ, carpet bomb the area, and release 1,000 zombies
ready?
GO!
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Female 4,447
I`d kill myself rather then be anywhere near ANY of those people.
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Male 251
My boss is from Jersey and just like those lunkheads only he`s about 47 but he tries to act like he`s 21. Douche.
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Male 897
..yeah, those guys have a +7 to Douchebaggery.

The girls have a -4 to both CHA and INT.

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Male 31
MY GOD HOW HAS THE APOCALYPSE NOT HAPPENED WITH THESE FOOLS RUNNING AROUND!!!

screw the war on terror, the war on jersey needs to begin

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Female 1,653
Ah, dirty Jersey...
:)
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Male 1,526
I`m an average guy. but compared to these guys I`m freakin` Einstein, damn
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Male 418
correction .... douchebag beach.
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Male 9,305
Jon, the first guy they interviewed, nice bod...but unfortunately it seems to be the case everywhere...

All STR, no INT.

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Male 1,509
This makes me want to dump bleach into the gene pool.
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Male 249
oh and also i thought that "Mike" and "Jon" were the same person...
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Male 249
not all of us from jersey are guidos >.>
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Male 73
Omagads. Effing awesome music at the beginning there.
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Male 342
Quarantine the hole state and burn it :P only solution
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Male 639
Looks like an Ibiza 18 - 30`s. Not my scene at all.
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Male 557
This video has its accuracies but I have seen worse. "My New Haircut" is a great example. Besides guidos they are also known as BENNYS
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Male 8,300
> ne028
> if i look close to anything in that picture id let you shoot me yourself

Hmm, 2 eyes, 1 nose, same number of arms and legs... my mate Dick Chaney here says that`s close enough...

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Male 493
Oy, stereotypes abound in this one. Too bad it`s ACCURATE.

But yeah, don`t think all of New Jersey is this bad. The smart people in this state are the ones who don`t like it here. But why they stay here is BEYOND me.

I`m glad I`m going to college in Indiana and leaving this god forsaken state.

The beaches are kind of nice though, I just wouldn`t go in the ocean.

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Male 1,557
I don`t quite `get` the point of this vid? Its just different types of people, you can get similar results interviewing young people anywhere really.

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Male 2,582
They need to have an open hunting season on these animals.
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Female 193
i grew up back east. people from nj have their own "culture" too bad that wealth has turned out these morons
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Male 2,245
italians are still repin` that gangsta sh*t.
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Male 21
"I don`t get it.. isn`t New Jersey up north and therefore, cold?"

Clearly this was filmed during the summer. They`re wearing bathing suits. We get 90-95 degrees over here in July and August.

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Female 140

"is it just me or did jens angry voice sound like jackie from that 70s show?"

now that i think aBOUT yeahh it does

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Female 15,763
I don`t get it.. isn`t New Jersey up north and therefore, cold?

And for all that they are... they sure seem great at telling stories.

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Male 889
"Um.. that isn`t actually YOU is it ne028? I didn`t mean any offense..."

lion if i look close to anything in that picture id let you shoot me yourself..

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Female 761
This just in, that guy who broke his whole leg actually did that while trying to kiss his own ass...interesting fact.
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Female 85
ughhhh it makes me sad that Im from NJ.

Not to mention the same town as one of those broads.

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Female 140
oh god looks like a part of hell.
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Male 7,933
When I grow up I want to be just like them
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Male 1
That Amy Velecio girl lives in the same town as me xD
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Male 1,788
Popped collars and gelled hair....bah...
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Male 8,300
Um.. that isn`t actually YOU is it ne028? I didn`t mean any offense...
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Female 357
Oh Illinois. We don`t do anything THAT messed up. We just like Lincoln too much for our own good.
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Male 357
Face it, you all want to be like this.
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Male 492
Okay, well, it`s official, I feel 1000 times better about myself and living in the midwest.
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Female 354
oh my. I keep forgetting people like this exist
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Male 410
Some of my family grew of in Haddonfield, New Jersey...very classy area.
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Male 1,182
oh god i watched it. it makes me sad those people live within 10 miles of me.

were not all like this. im quite normal.

liquid gold.

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Male 1,182
OH YEAH BABY NEW JERSEY

my state is the best.

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Male 897
Wow... The human race should be burned alive. Seriously.
The excessive high-fives were rather hilarious though. Nothing more latently homo-erotic than a bunch of muscled meat-heads high fiving eachother.
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Male 354
Why beached should have landmines.
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Female 346
Holy bejebus! I`ve run into some in MO! I scared it off though. It came into my anime club to hit on geek girls because it thought geek girls would be desperate. We threatened it with a lighter. he ran away. Too bad too, We probably would have had heat for the entire winter if he was set aflame. Al the grease, fake tanning spray and cologne would have made it burn for weeks. O.O
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Male 516
Holy snap.

Why`s everyone hatin`?!

2 threesomes in 1 week?

I`ll bite.

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Male 61
we are NOT all like this in NJ...this is just the typical person you would find at the jersey shore (Central NJ)...A lot of guidos actually live in nearby Staten Island (part of NYC)...its more of a regional/seasonal thing, not all of NJ all the time.
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Male 552
im glad I love in California.
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Female 158
I`m from Jersey, but I wasn`t born there. I always try to make that clear. But anywho, a lot of Jersey isn`t like that (thankfully)
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Female 1,082
i hate people...
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Female 1,436
Awesomeness! I am Italian and yes. . . without whoriness - this is quite the way we act with alcohol. . . slightly crazy.

There are 2 types of Italians:
1. The ones in this video
2. The intelligent ones that have fun but with CLASS!

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Female 338
"is it just me or did jens angry voice sound like jackie from that 70s show?"

Totally!!!

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Male 889
"I just looked at Ne028`s avatar, read the t-shirt, and gave away all my money to charity as quick as I could."

lion you just jealous that you cant support me or my meth habit!

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Male 1,078
I went to Jersey once...I never was the same again. (And I haven`t gone back. *shivers*)
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Male 178
its ok, im sure darwinism will deal with all of them soon enough
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Male 460
i would either kill myself or kill all of them if i had to deal with these people daily
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Male 242
I think we should hold a national vote on putting a giant electric fence around jersey
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Female 168
ew, I live in the same town as Brendon.
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Female 1,306
i..dont...want...to go...to jersey. ever. please.
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Male 8,300
I just looked at Ne028`s avatar, read the t-shirt, and gave away all my money to charity as quick as I could.
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Male 346
is it just me or did jens angry voice sound like jackie from that 70s show?
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Male 214
i live in jersey. although this type of person is not hard to come by, please please please dont think that we`re all like this. we`re not.
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Male 889
Link: Guido Beach: New Jersey Locals Interviewed [Rate Link] - Technically, a repost, but the original post was asked to be taken down. Now it`s back and just as funny as its debut.
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