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Date: 03/02/09 03:00 PM

73 Responses to Guido Beach: New Jersey Locals Interviewed

  1. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Link: Guido Beach: New Jersey Locals Interviewed - Technically, a repost, but the original post was asked to be taken down. Now it`s back and just as funny as its debut.
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    themonorail Male 18-29
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    March 2, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    i live in jersey. although this type of person is not hard to come by, please please please dont think that we`re all like this. we`re not.
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    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    is it just me or did jens angry voice sound like jackie from that 70s show?
  4. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    I just looked at Ne028`s avatar, read the t-shirt, and gave away all my money to charity as quick as I could.
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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    i..dont...want...to go...to jersey. ever. please.
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    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    169 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    ew, I live in the same town as Brendon.
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    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    243 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    I think we should hold a national vote on putting a giant electric fence around jersey
  8. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    i would either kill myself or kill all of them if i had to deal with these people daily
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    skipidydooda Male 13-17
    178 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    its ok, im sure darwinism will deal with all of them soon enough
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    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
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    March 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    I went to Jersey once...I never was the same again. (And I haven`t gone back. *shivers*)
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    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    "I just looked at Ne028`s avatar, read the t-shirt, and gave away all my money to charity as quick as I could."

    lion you just jealous that you cant support me or my meth habit!

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    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    339 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    "is it just me or did jens angry voice sound like jackie from that 70s show?"

    Totally!!!

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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Awesomeness! I am Italian and yes. . . without whoriness - this is quite the way we act with alcohol. . . slightly crazy.

    There are 2 types of Italians:
    1. The ones in this video
    2. The intelligent ones that have fun but with CLASS!

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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    i hate people...
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    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    I`m from Jersey, but I wasn`t born there. I always try to make that clear. But anywho, a lot of Jersey isn`t like that (thankfully)
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    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    im glad I love in California.
  17. Profile photo of Chris201
    Chris201 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    we are NOT all like this in NJ...this is just the typical person you would find at the jersey shore (Central NJ)...A lot of guidos actually live in nearby Staten Island (part of NYC)...its more of a regional/seasonal thing, not all of NJ all the time.
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    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Holy snap.

    Why`s everyone hatin`?!

    2 threesomes in 1 week?

    I`ll bite.

  19. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Holy bejebus! I`ve run into some in MO! I scared it off though. It came into my anime club to hit on geek girls because it thought geek girls would be desperate. We threatened it with a lighter. he ran away. Too bad too, We probably would have had heat for the entire winter if he was set aflame. Al the grease, fake tanning spray and cologne would have made it burn for weeks. O.O
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    Glowy Male 18-29
    355 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Why beached should have landmines.
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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Wow... The human race should be burned alive. Seriously.
    The excessive high-fives were rather hilarious though. Nothing more latently homo-erotic than a bunch of muscled meat-heads high fiving eachother.
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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    OH YEAH BABY NEW JERSEY

    my state is the best.

  23. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    oh god i watched it. it makes me sad those people live within 10 miles of me.

    were not all like this. im quite normal.

    liquid gold.

  24. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    Some of my family grew of in Haddonfield, New Jersey...very classy area.
  25. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    oh my. I keep forgetting people like this exist
  26. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    Okay, well, it`s official, I feel 1000 times better about myself and living in the midwest.
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    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    Face it, you all want to be like this.
  28. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Oh Illinois. We don`t do anything THAT messed up. We just like Lincoln too much for our own good.
  29. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    Um.. that isn`t actually YOU is it ne028? I didn`t mean any offense...
  30. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    Popped collars and gelled hair....bah...
  31. Profile photo of snakeawman
    snakeawman Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 2, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    That Amy Velecio girl lives in the same town as me xD
  32. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    When I grow up I want to be just like them
  33. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    oh god looks like a part of hell.
  34. Profile photo of rraaee
    rraaee Female 18-29
    85 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    ughhhh it makes me sad that Im from NJ.

    Not to mention the same town as one of those broads.

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    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    This just in, that guy who broke his whole leg actually did that while trying to kiss his own ass...interesting fact.
  36. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    "Um.. that isn`t actually YOU is it ne028? I didn`t mean any offense..."

    lion if i look close to anything in that picture id let you shoot me yourself..

  37. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    I don`t get it.. isn`t New Jersey up north and therefore, cold?

    And for all that they are... they sure seem great at telling stories.

  38. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    "is it just me or did jens angry voice sound like jackie from that 70s show?"

    now that i think aBOUT yeahh it does

  39. Profile photo of Eagles311
    Eagles311 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    "I don`t get it.. isn`t New Jersey up north and therefore, cold?"

    Clearly this was filmed during the summer. They`re wearing bathing suits. We get 90-95 degrees over here in July and August.

  40. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    italians are still repin` that gangsta sh*t.
  41. Profile photo of krifle2
    krifle2 Female 30-39
    193 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    i grew up back east. people from nj have their own "culture" too bad that wealth has turned out these morons
  42. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    They need to have an open hunting season on these animals.
  43. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    I don`t quite `get` the point of this vid? Its just different types of people, you can get similar results interviewing young people anywhere really.

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    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    Oy, stereotypes abound in this one. Too bad it`s ACCURATE.

    But yeah, don`t think all of New Jersey is this bad. The smart people in this state are the ones who don`t like it here. But why they stay here is BEYOND me.

    I`m glad I`m going to college in Indiana and leaving this god forsaken state.

    The beaches are kind of nice though, I just wouldn`t go in the ocean.

  45. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 12:07 am
    > ne028
    > if i look close to anything in that picture id let you shoot me yourself

    Hmm, 2 eyes, 1 nose, same number of arms and legs... my mate Dick Chaney here says that`s close enough...

  46. Profile photo of JoexBro
    JoexBro Male 18-29
    540 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 1:02 am
    This video has its accuracies but I have seen worse. "My New Haircut" is a great example. Besides guidos they are also known as BENNYS
  47. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 2:57 am
    Looks like an Ibiza 18 - 30`s. Not my scene at all.
  48. Profile photo of Realbman
    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 4:24 am
    Quarantine the hole state and burn it :P only solution
  49. Profile photo of KisuneKisune
    KisuneKisune Male 13-17
    73 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 4:43 am
    Omagads. Effing awesome music at the beginning there.
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    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 4:52 am
    not all of us from jersey are guidos >.>
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    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 4:54 am
    oh and also i thought that "Mike" and "Jon" were the same person...
  52. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    717 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 5:26 am
    This makes me want to dump bleach into the gene pool.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 7:11 am
    Jon, the first guy they interviewed, nice bod...but unfortunately it seems to be the case everywhere...

    All STR, no INT.

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    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 7:36 am
    correction .... douchebag beach.
  55. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
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    March 3, 2009 at 7:46 am
    I`m an average guy. but compared to these guys I`m freakin` Einstein, damn
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 9:13 am
    Ah, dirty Jersey...
    :)
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    grungaloo Male 18-29
    31 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    MY GOD HOW HAS THE APOCALYPSE NOT HAPPENED WITH THESE FOOLS RUNNING AROUND!!!

    screw the war on terror, the war on jersey needs to begin

  58. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    ..yeah, those guys have a +7 to Douchebaggery.

    The girls have a -4 to both CHA and INT.

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    chicobartend Male 18-29
    252 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    My boss is from Jersey and just like those lunkheads only he`s about 47 but he tries to act like he`s 21. Douche.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    I`d kill myself rather then be anywhere near ANY of those people.
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    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    OK,so the plan is to fence off NJ, carpet bomb the area, and release 1,000 zombies
    ready?
    GO!
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    injeckshun Male 18-29
    125 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    i need to go there!!i dont see what the problem is,everyones wasted and havin a good time
  63. Profile photo of EvilBloop
    EvilBloop Male 18-29
    93 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    injeckshun,
    It is because they are idiots with fake tans and no brain.

    I know, "Don`t feed the troll", but come on

    The Jen girls voice made my ears bleed.

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    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    out a f---ing fence around us at least we wont get anymore mfers from penn. around anymore.
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    sparklezthek Female 18-29
    38 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    We aren`t all like that. Seriously, I`m not an idiot with a bad tan and I`ve lived in Jersey my whole life.
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    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    I made a real LOL! As the video says, this actually is a different breed of human. Soooo lulzy.
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    skirjames Male 18-29
    109 posts
    March 3, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    its true jersey has a bad rep..and this isn`t helping, but we`re not all like that and I can bet you all those people in that video..are not on this site :)
  68. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 4, 2009 at 12:06 am
    Those people are perfectly normal... they`re just drunk.

    Notice the bar and the fact that almsot everyone they`re interviewing have a drink in their hands.

    Yeah... they`re dumb but not more then the average americans.

  69. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    169 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    It`s gone again!
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    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    annnd its been removed
  71. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    nooooo not again. :(
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    thepartyboat Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 9, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    If they wanted the real New Jersey they should have gone to the actual streets, not the beaches where the ignorant men/women are...
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 11:11 pm
    and?

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