Florida Woman Makes Questionable 911 Call [Audio]

Submitted by: needsagrave 8 years ago in Funny

OK, I-A-B, she"s from Florida and she"s at a McDonalds--what"s she calling in for? Here"s the raw audio feed.
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Male 471
"You may have rung the police too, but would you have rung 911?! I doubt it. Only a self-important idiot would ring an emergency number over that!"

Or someone who genuinely didn`t know any better.

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Female 495
"Its not a matter that there isnt chicken nuggets, its that she PAID, then they turned around and told her they didnt have it. THEY REFUSED TO GIVE HER HER MONEY BACK. I wouldve called the cops too. You pay for a product, if you dont get the product you get your refund. They refused a refund. Sure, its a few bucks and she couldve gotten something else, but its the freaking principle of the matter."

You may have rung the police too, but would you have rung 911?! I doubt it. Only a self-important idiot would ring an emergency number over that!

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Female 326
was it mentioned if she first talked to the store`s manager? I saw this on the news last night and she called twice (2nd time to check up on the police).

I`d be pretty effed up myself if they don`t give back my money so i can take my business somewhere else but I won`t call the police just for that. If they start heckling and harassing me, now that`s a different story.

now i`m craving for nuggets...sheesh...

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Female 237
Its not a matter that there isnt chicken nuggets, its that she PAID, then they turned around and told her they didnt have it. THEY REFUSED TO GIVE HER HER MONEY BACK. I wouldve called the cops too. You pay for a product, if you dont get the product you get your refund. They refused a refund. Sure, its a few bucks and she couldve gotten something else, but its the freaking principle of the matter.
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Male 451
mcdonald`s running out of mcnuggets wouldn`t be as bad as jack in the box running out of tacos
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Female 165
Also,

<u>JoeYC: "Wednesday, March 04, 2009 6:45:31 AM
F****** americans"</u>


"http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article241387.ece
Calling 999 because you got shampoo in your eyes, or you needed help on a crossword puzzle.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/7801917.stm
Called because the line was busy for her favorite dancing show contestant, and another b/c he got mushrooms on his pizza.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC3uaeJVG...
Called to find out the date, and to give a message to the PM.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3806299.stm
And finally, spiders in the tub and a broken tap, plus this statistic- 2.2 million 999 calls in London in a year- only 500,000 (less than a quarter) are legit emergencies.

F****** europeans."

Owned.

Thank you, Eso.

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Female 165
What a dumb btch.

I love how the guy voice stifled his laugh.

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Male 471
JoeYC: "Wednesday, March 04, 2009 6:45:31 AM

F****** americans"

*ahem*

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article241387.ece
Calling 999 because you got shampoo in your eyes, or you needed help on a crossword puzzle.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/7801917.stm
Called because the line was busy for her favorite dancing show contestant, and another b/c he got mushrooms on his pizza.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC3uaeJVG...
Called to find out the date, and to give a message to the PM.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3806299.stm
And finally, spiders in the tub and a broken tap, plus this statistic- 2.2 million 999 calls in London in a year- only 500,000 (less than a quarter) are legit emergencies.

F****** europeans.

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Female 665
Next time I go out to McDonald`s or Burger King I am SO making a 911 call.
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Male 1,590
She`s not helping to eliminate any stereotypes.
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Female 1,006
Seriously? They really sent a cop out?
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Male 395
just get something else!
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Female 167
GIVE ME BACK MY FISH FILLET!
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Male 203
"How many times must this be said... its america, with a shortage of food is definatly an emergency, even if it is just chicken nuggets.
F****** americans"
even though im an aussie you shouldnt judge americans by the stupid people you see on the internet. There are alot of smart americans that dont get onto the net cos its just not that funny. what you said is racism and you cud get temp banned so shut ur mouth.. nuff sed
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Male 1,089
oh yeah racism, banning. meh. racism is a joke in the world today. dam_n jews.
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Male 1,089
joe. calm down. we know ur on period but its ok.
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Male 1,089
oh leticha. oh black people, wanting chicken and having hilarious names.
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Male 342
SHE JUST WANTED HER GOD DAMN MCNUGGETS OR HER MONEY she probable spent more money from fines or the phone call than just saying drat it and leaving.
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Female 395
grrr... that makes me angry. i work for a mcdonalds and we get idiot like that in all the time. it`s only burgers, chips and fizzy pop. chill.
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Male 1,140
let the american stereotypes flow
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Male 43
She must really like mcNuggets
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Male 90
America! the land of the stupid and fat
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Female 761
Joeyc is just still bitter over the American Revolution...it`s ok hon.
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Female 414
Wow... this sounds so fake, I always get my money back when things like that happen to me... stupid people
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Female 177
People are ridiculous. =/
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Male 1,629
the thing im wondering is, are only african americans making these calls? or are these the only ones we are getting a feed of... b/c i am dead sure there are alot funnier calls out there that arent being uploaded b/c they r white people >.>
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Male 85
Lionhart2
Tuesday, March 03, 2009 7:20:17 PM
> Skrewdriver
> Haha, those...

Haha, those people who risk a permanent ban by racially slurring. IAB has a Zero Tolerance policy on racism, you have been warned.

Last time I checked saying African American wasn`t "racially slurring".

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Male 265
Daja-vu, or did I hear a similar story not that long ago...
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Male 136
yeah having 5 dollars taken from you and not given back is not a crime at all. nothing what so ever should be done about it. Especially calling the cops, that would mean the guy writing tickets at some stop sign somewhere might actually have to go and help out a citizen. so terrible. excuse me for not jumping on the bandwagon here.
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Female 1,386
I like how the operators pretend to entertain her, and verfies all her info so she can send someone over to arrest her. :P
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Female 495
I can`t understand how the operators even entertained her call!! I would have cut her off the minute she started rambling on about her nuggets!
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Female 41
Joeyc, I`m sure there are absolutely no idiots wherever you`re from.....
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Male 5,314
"F****** americans"

this site is ran by americans, so F*CK OFF PRICK.

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Male 2,605
Stupid f*cking people. Brace yourselves, folks; it`ll only get worse!
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Male 2,049
"How many times must this be said... its america, with a shortage of food is definatly an emergency, even if it is just chicken nuggets.
F****** americans"

Yeah, drat America because everyone who lives here are nothing but ignorant fat lazy people. Don`t judge a whole nation because a handful of people are idiots. I`ve been to many European countries and have seen people act in unethical ways, should I automatically assume that everyone in that county behaves that way? No.

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Male 721
How many times must this be said... its america, with a shortage of food is definatly an emergency, even if it is just chicken nuggets.

F****** americans

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Male 119
while she did have the right to take action against the restaurant, is 5 bucks really worth that much? as for her calling 911? that was a huge mistake on her part. there are other ways to contact the police department on non-emergency lines. 911 is for emergencies.
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Male 316
technically thats theft. She wanted to be put through to the police. Only because the manager would not give her back her money.
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Female 432
All that fussing for a 5 bucks combo...come on just pick something else it all tastes the same anyway
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Male 247
"theft is a legitimate claim in my book... no matter how small"

WTF? To call 911? (As in "What is the nature of your EMERGENCY?")... McDonald`s is out of Chicken McNuggets?... Are you serious?... Never mind.. Yes, you are serious.

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Male 1,365
Oh she got her fries, it was that motherf#cking Hamburgler. He stole the food like he always does, he had his fat toad Grimace for a look out and his crazy transvestite clown friend Ronald for muscle. The police needed to be called to break up this dastardly conspiracy. I am so sick of McDonalds letting this kind of stuff happen at their finer dining establishments.
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Female 652
lol. hey I`m from Florida and I`m not that retarded. I don`t want to be rude but she`s from a certain island that we see a lot of retards come from.. lol.. cough H... cough
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Male 123
"If this was in the UK, they`d have told you that 999 is an emergency number and hung up on you."

If they were having a good day, they might even transfer you to a non-emergency one...

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Male 90
And I do know that is a gross generalisation, but im sticking by it.
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Male 90
Hahahah! Just shows how stupid Americans are
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Female 1,496
Batmanners is fat.
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Male 89
Batmanners..... That`s not right..
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Female 387
If this was in the UK, they`d have told you that 999 is an emergency number and hung up on you.
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Female 10
I`d be pissed if they wouldn`t give me my money back for the food I haven`t eaten. 0.0 lol
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Male 4,004
Why the hell wouldn`t they give her her money back? I would have caused a scene in the restaurant before calling the police, let alone 9-1-1. But then again, I know how to use my brain and mouth well enough to talk some logic into a retard who thinks "all sales are final" means you can`t give me my money back.

RETARD! That means I can`t return my burger after taking a bite and realizing it tastes like McDonald`s.

also, if you were to find a problem with your food item, you can return it and they will either fix the problem (if they forgot the extra bacon per example) or refund you your money (if there is spit, pubes, dirt, bugs or hair on your food per example).

I have always managed to get my money back though, especially from Burger King. There was nothing wrong with my Whopper, but I told them it was the grossest thing I had ever put in my mouth and that selling puke-on-a-bun should be illegal.

Fast Food burgers....EW!

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Male 192
Damn I hate it when idiots call 911 for this kinda things. That`s what a store/restaurant managers are for!!!! 911 calls are for REAL emergencies. effffen aye cotton! effffen aye!
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Female 1,199
*facepalm*
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Male 991
Not the dumbest 911 call. She really should`ve called management instead of the police though.
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Female 318
Idiot!
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Female 142
Damn, she really wants dem chickunz!

Endless entitlement= dumbass 911 calls that waste money and time.

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Female 4,376
I could understand wanting her money back but 911? Please...
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Female 10
I wouldn`t call 911 over it, but I would be pretty upset if I payed for something and after they took my money told me I couldn`t have what i payed for or my money back. It might not have been a lot of money, but if people are allowed to get away with that, it would add up to a lot more.
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Female 15,763
I couldn`t hear it over the stupidity blaring in the background.

Oh, that was her?

Just kidding then.

Oh Florida...

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Male 172
I`d send all the cops!! Arrest every employee.
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Male 702
lol, i wonder how many people with real emergencies had to wait while she was worrying about her five bucks. poo, the police officer`s gas was probably worth more than that.
This is more evidence that stupid people shouldn`t be allowed to use phones.
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Female 741
mcdonalds sucks.
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Male 471
"Tuesday, March 03, 2009 8:50:27 PM
Please do not go all "your racist" on me because this clearly is not meant to be. Is it shocking to anyone, seriously that it`s an African American???"

The only thing that makes it not shocking that it`s a black lady is her name, and her voice.

But seriously, you`d think she was black going into the news story based on content alone? ANYONE can be stupid. Hell, look at the two calls from the link I posted- both of them were white.

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Female 761
And also, McDonalds is a multi billion dollar company, they really couldn`t give this woman back her money...they was just asking for something to happen.
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Female 761
slugs said it perfectly,lol.
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Male 357
I would be pissed too if they took my money for nuggets and then said they didn`t have them and wouldn`t give me my money back, that`s f-ed up. But not a police matter, you take it up with the management/owner. If you aren`t satisfied with that, then don`t go back. TOo bad that will never happen because McDonalds nuggets are like [email protected]@@!!!
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Female 1,082
no savage nation it does not surprise me, but it wouldn`t surprise me if it was any other race either. race is irrelevant. you may not be trying to be racist, but that is racist.
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Female 413
Please do not go all "your racist" on me because this clearly is not meant to be. Is it shocking to anyone, seriously that it`s an African American???
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Male 2,582
Wouldn`t call that an "emergency".
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Female 1,082
that`s a legitimate claim, but its still an abuse of the 911 line. she should get the manager`s information and take her to small claims court.
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Male 7,933
theft is a legitimate claim in my book... no matter how small
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Male 1,788
Pretty tired of retarded people calling 911.
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Male 471
And refusing to give you your money back is a legitimate claim, so let`s not be so down on this woman.

But we SHOULD look down on these people-
http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/2008/0...

One called 911 TWICE because they forgot to put sauce on his Subway sub (even though he WATCHES THEM DO IT)- Once because they forgot the sauce, and again because they weren`t remaking it fast enough. And of course, it`s another Florida story. I don`t know what it is about this state. I mean, I`m a born and raised Floridian, and I turned out perfectly fine and balanced.

And the other case was a woman who called 911 because they screwed up her burger order and refused to leave the drive-thru line (and pull up front and come in) until she got it.
Though the second one did lead to the awesome line "Ma`am, we`re not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon

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Male 552
"I won`t quote Zombiemike, because he is obviuosly a neo-nazi racist trying to defend IABers with racist tendenies... Care to back your comment up with action?"

yeah hold on, I got a cross to burn and some minorities to hang....

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Female 1,436
Lionhart:

Jeez - OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*Bear hug*

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Male 471
I`m gonna take the split path on this one again.

First, McDonalds sucks, plain and simple. That`s in general, now- this one specifically sucks for instilling that moronic "no refund" rule. They`re REALLY going to FORCE her to get something else just because they`ve already given her the change? REALLY? What the hell kind of business does that? Says "Well, it turns out we don`t have what you wanted, so instead of nulling the transaction we`re forcing you to pay for something you may not want." Is that McDonald`s policy? Cause I`ve worked fast food and sales, and I know I`d get fired for trying that where I worked.

As for the girl, sure, she was in the wrong to call 911 and deserves whatever slap on the wrist that comes from it- but I honestly don`t blame her for wanting to take action. Sure, she should have called McDonald`s corporate or something and raised hell that way, but who knows, maybe she didn`t know any better. Plus, it`s not like we haven`t he

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Female 761
Ok, YES this woman is DAMN fool, but if someone didn`t give me back my money after THEN telling me they don`t have the food I`d raise hell too. But no where near to the extent as this woman. Oh, my gosh she has the most hood rattiest name ever `Latreecia`?! Oh, please tell me this is a joke.
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Male 8,300
Also, if you ever ARE banned, you CAN appeal it by email to any mod, and it will be dealt with by a full Hearing on the modblog. If someone wants to stay a member after being banned enough to protest, that`s a good sign to us that that person misses the community already, and so we`re likely to rethink the severity of the ban. I was perm banned before I was a mod, for example, and then the mods reinstated me on appeal. Most perm bans are for porn and commercial spamming, we`re not in the business of cutting family members off.
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Female 1,436
For fu*k`s sake:

THESE PEOPLE SHOULDN`T BE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIVE FLORIDA A BREAK. . . I`m from FL!!

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Male 8,300
On that topic, I want to just share something with you all. A few days ago, someone made a nasty comment about someone`s physical difference. That person was temp banned for a month for it. I`d like you to think about that - he COULD have been perm banned, but that isn`t what we`re about. We`re about establishing boundaries and seeing they`re kept to - so perm banning someone would be pointless.

If you had kids, you`d understand. I can open any page of IAB forums and not worry about my kids reading it either. Sure there`s "almost" swearing and adult concepts, but its a lot cleaner than most websites, and it doesn`t cost us much to keep it family-friendly like that.

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Female 1,269
"Lord of the Flies"

huh...thats actually a perfect way to describe us...are we all gonna toss fancylad off a cliff?

i-am-flies

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Male 8,300
ROFL CharlieA and the others. Yes, we do, cause that way we have a nice community suitable for all ages. Yes people flame and knock each other, mods too, like in any family, but that`s ok as long as it doesn`t become mean/nasty/shocking. One of the hard things about being a mod is trying to draw that line and divine intent.

As for the comments being more interesting than the posts... HELL YES. That`s the whole point, I love our member feedback more than the post 90% of the time. Don`t ever feel like you can`t open your mouth.

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Male 907
"Why do IAB comment forums so often remind me of "Lord of the Flies?" The comments even those from some of the "Mods"... and the flame wars... I just have to laugh sometimes... They often are more entertaining than the posts. It just makes me chuckle. You people take yourselves so seriuously... lol "

It reminds you of Lord of the Flies because its in an anarchy.

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Male 502
Why do IAB comment forums so often remind me of "Lord of the Flies?" The comments even those from some of the "Mods"... and the flame wars... I just have to laugh sometimes... They often are more entertaining than the posts. It just makes me chuckle. You people take yourselves so seriuously... lol
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Male 162
I won`t quote Zombiemike, because he is obviuosly a neo-nazi racist trying to defend IABers with racist tendenies... Care to back your comment up with action?
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Female 329
she shouldn`t have called 3 times but I am on her side that they should have refunded the money. that is bullpoo.
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Male 552
"@Lionhart2.. Sorry... I clicked on a link at IAB, and a comment which I found to be vile. Seeing no Mods in the vacinity, I rebuked it, then went to IAB chat and sent up a flare. Peelos took care of it. But thanks for your feedback. "


...snitch

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Male 162
@Lionhart2.. Sorry... I clicked on a link at IAB, and a comment which I found to be vile. Seeing no Mods in the vacinity, I rebuked it, then went to IAB chat and sent up a flare. Peelos took care of it. But thanks for your feedback.
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Male 2,238
wow, does she seriously think 911 is for McDonalds mishaps? *le sigh*
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Male 8,300
> Skrewdriver
> Haha, those...

Haha, those people who risk a permanent ban by racially slurring. IAB has a Zero Tolerance policy on racism, you have been warned.

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Male 221
Lol did anyone notice at the end of the video,it was the beginning of the song "Whatever You Like"?
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Male 28
"...She says she ARE the manager..."
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Male 1,404
What part of the anus makes up a nugget?

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Female 9,584
Someones hungery...
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Female 4,197
she took stupid pills this morning?
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Male 8,300
peterboner, point out racism, spam etc but no need to quote it, that just puts more of it up there :-)
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Male 1,219
Some people are too stupid to have rights.
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Female 1,142
These people. This.
This is why you check if you have it, BEFORE YOU TAKE THE MONEY.
`Cause they ain`t never go for the McDabble.

Yeah, it was way outta line to call 911, but...
Why couldn`t just they refund the $5.00?
Really?
Saved the emergency people some time/energy?

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Male 488
wow....the dispacher person lady is an idiot
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Female 1,578
Of course its Florida.
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Male 1,497
Man, the only thing I like from McDonalds are the fries and nuggets, poor lady, I feel for her.
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Female 209
"that is why 911 should not be alowed to be used by civilians"

then who is supposed to use it?

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Male 353
WFT is it with these stupid drats using 911 to order their dinner? Seriously WTF? LOL, "What`s your name? (so we can come and get you and take you out of the gene pool)."
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Male 3,819
I can`t even listen to this whole thing. It`s one of those moments where you feel embarrassed for being a human being.
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Male 119
"that is why 911 should not be alowed to be used by civilians"

Then who should use a service that was put in place so civilian victims could easily contact the emergency units?

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Male 3,014
Not quite as bad as the guy who couldn`t get lemonade, but still...

)-|

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Male 468
that is why 911 should not be alowed to be used by civilians
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Female 174
Link: Florida Woman Makes Questionable 911 Call [Audio] [Rate Link] - OK, I-A-B, she`s from Florida and she`s at a McDonalds--what`s she calling in for? Here`s the raw audio feed.
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