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67 Responses to Finally Tonight, Jesus — He`s Everywhere!

  1. Profile photo of Reubrick
    Reubrick Male 18-29
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    March 11, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    Link: Finally Tonight, Jesus -- He`s Everywhere! - A brief look at the local news coverage of religious apparitions in 2008.
  2. Profile photo of SuriOokami
    SuriOokami Female 13-17
    42 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 6:20 am
    People are insane.
  3. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 6:24 am
    hahaha. "Is it a holy image or a bucket of filth?". Well...

    He`s also in my ass.

  4. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 6:25 am
    The granite guy believes in jesus but doesnt believe in genesis?
    he says its cool to think that the image of our creater was here millions of years ago" or something like that.
  5. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 6:34 am
    1:37 looks more like Iron Man
  6. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 6:35 am
    Staring at clouds
    Advanced level
  7. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 6:36 am
    Looks more like goatse to me:

  8. Profile photo of mikeymon
    mikeymon Male 18-29
    45 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 6:38 am
    this is so freakin ridiculous.
  9. Profile photo of Morteyur
    Morteyur Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:02 am
    Im waiting for Jesus in a can
  10. Profile photo of WeeToddDid
    WeeToddDid Male 18-29
    180 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:03 am
    Jesus, that was hilarious.
    Just too many funny moments to quote, but my favourite was "Is it a holy image, or a bucket of *filth*!" at around the 1min mark.

    4*

  11. Profile photo of x_lvlalfoy_x
    x_lvlalfoy_x Female 18-29
    92 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Cheesus. :D
  12. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:48 am
    Ah, yes, ice - that is a miracle of Jesus. Jesus, the ice machine repairman, that is.
  13. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:53 am
    Jesus is in my pants.
  14. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:57 am
    Oh
    My
    Cheesus

    I saw Jesus once, but he turned out to be a latino man, and he pronounced his name "Hey-sus."

  15. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:02 am
    OMG.... and i thought the Arabs where insane, some of you Americans are NUT JOBS
  16. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:21 am
    The ha-low is above the hay-ud. Love that suthern accent.

    These people are all nutty.

  17. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:42 am
    Once, while eating wings, I saw the image of Terry Bradshaw in a cup of ranch dressing. Am I blessed?
  18. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:44 am
    Keks -- I see goatse too! It`s a sign, man!
  19. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:46 am
    This is where the Muslims have got it right. You don`t hear of them finding images of Allah in anything.
  20. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:49 am
    cheesus.
  21. Profile photo of Desviar
    Desviar Male 18-29
    6 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:18 am
    I think it`s sad that the image people hold of Jesus is a white guy with a goatee.
  22. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Jesus really IS everywhere.
  23. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:31 am
    i cant believe people actually believe that jesus is appearing somewhere. how are people so stupid and gullable.
    i bet jesus didnt even exist. and if he did, he probably didnt look like people think he did.
    why are people so desperate to find pictures of `the saviour`? i guess theyr all a bit insecure..
  24. Profile photo of grahamm
    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:49 am
    5:02 looks like darth vadar not jesus....
  25. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:54 am
    =/
    some of these are just shapes. =\
  26. Profile photo of Wbreeck
    Wbreeck Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:56 am
    So what a little patch of mildew on my bath room floor looks like Hitler you don`t see me making of fuss of it...
  27. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:08 am
    I know these people are idiots, but if I ever met one I probably wouldn`t argue that it isn`t Jesus. If they have the faith to believe that burnt toast looks like Jesus, I`m not going to try to take that away from them, no matter how big of a stretch it is to say that it looks like a person.
  28. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:09 am
    I just had a great idea of how to make money fast, using nothing but a cornflake and some scissors XD
  29. Profile photo of shakethebox
    shakethebox Male 18-29
    339 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:13 am
    hey steve i think they proved jesus did exist, now i dont know if they proved he had magical powers to create fish and wine and walk on water and what not
    but still
  30. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:21 am
    5:02 does look like vadar. man i am so tired of jesus and mary`s face being seen everywhere. half of that stuff looks like blobs. i`m going to die of laughter if someone proves that jesus looks completely different then we imagined
  31. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:24 am
    What idiots!
  32. Profile photo of EnglishDan
    EnglishDan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:26 am
    This video just annoyed me, if I had a piece of toast with a picture of a bearded guy on it, I would just eat it
  33. Profile photo of silversoul46
    silversoul46 Female 18-29
    189 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:30 am
    interesting...
    I watched up to 2:34 I couldn`t take much more.
  34. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:39 am
    I vote a bucket of filth.
  35. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:00 am
    I hate American news reports. So a compilation! Aaaaaaaagh!!!
  36. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Anf nobody even knew what Jesus looked like, there were no paintings of him. So when they see some bearded guy, why do they suddenly associatte him with Jesus. Who`s to say Jesus didn`t have a mullet, a handlebar mustache and mutton chops?
  37. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:06 am
    i saw "jesus" on a banana piece.

    he tasted good

  38. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:36 am
    `The haylo is aboove his hay`d.`
  39. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:43 am
    I love the gap in logic between "hey, this looks like a face" and "hey, this must be a sign from God." The human brain has evolved to pick out faces. The front of a car looks like a face. If I look at my dresser the right way, the wood grain forms a face. This is undoubtedly the same phenomenon responsible for people seeing the faces of "ghosts" and "Satan`s" face in the smoke over the WTC. People need to acknowledge that their own cognitive biases are capable of skewing their perceptions of reality.
  40. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Did the black lady say

    A Burnt toast?

    i dunno i sounded stupid to me

  41. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    Wow this made me hungry more then anything...
  42. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    Haha... Cheesus... :-)
    Did anyone else think that the Jesus in the sink looked more like Darth Vader...?
  43. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    The piece of wood one looked pretty cool. Same with the rock
  44. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    "There`s a hay-low above his hay-uhd!" That one made me giggle.

    Pareidolia, pareidolia, pareidolia. You see what you want to see. Good examples are constellations and finding shapes in the clouds.

  45. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    "hey steve i think they proved jesus did exist, now i dont know if they proved he had magical powers to create fish and wine and walk on water and what not
    but still"

    Oh yeah, no doubt that he exists.
    I see him walk around the halls at school all the time. He`s got a moustache, short hair, a bit chubby, and he`s usually pushing a cart full of cleaning apparati.

    He even does what the Bible said he would!

    Cleans up our messes all the time.

  46. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Jesus appears more places than ghosts...

    I don`t think anything can beat Cheesus in ridiculousness, popularity, or cheesy deliciousness.

  47. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    "You see what you want to see. Good examples are constellations and finding shapes in the clouds."

    You shut your mouth, that elephant was real.

  48. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Oh my Cheezus i see jeasus!! (o_0)
  49. Profile photo of icykitten
    icykitten Male 13-17
    103 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    "our ice machine has been broken for a long time and all of a sudden i go into the ice machine and there`s new ice"
    Yeah right kid, something cannot just appear
  50. Profile photo of icykitten
    icykitten Male 13-17
    103 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    in 3/4 of them i could not see any resemblance to any body, face, or anything
  51. Profile photo of kinkkitty620
    kinkkitty620 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    Jesus is watching you...especially while your eating it seems...
    geez no privacy!
  52. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    I saw Jesus on a painting once...and at the temporary labor office too.
  53. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    JEEEEEEEEBUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss.
    Jeebus.
  54. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    Cain`t git dis haylow off`n mai HAID!
    laws
  55. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    meh
  56. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    "i dunno i sounded stupid to me"

    Dee Cache, that was funny.

  57. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    u saw Jesus in family guy
  58. Profile photo of NowPleaseRea
    NowPleaseRea Male 70 & Over
    176 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    I saw his apperition this morning but I had to flush.
  59. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    I see Jesus in the mirror every morning... oh wait no that`s God...
  60. Profile photo of whterabbit
    whterabbit Female 18-29
    2 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    "Sweet jesus!" hahahahha

    oh come on...
    If I was looking for the face of Barry Bonds, I would find the face of Barry Bonds everywhere. SUPRISE!

  61. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 2:57 am
    I wiped my ass once and there was what looked like the image of Jesus that appeared on the toilet paper but then I recalled that nobody knows what Jesus actually looked like and that image of Jesus we all see in church is actually fictional american/european Jesus.

    Today, everyone knows that Jesus was a paki.

  62. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:10 am
    And God sent his only begotten son so that he may become one with cheese, and bless man with his tasty goodness, so that they will love to eat the body of the christ in the form of CHeetohs, and Cheese samiches`. Who doubts the power of such an awesome god???? I think I will go and get some mountain dew and some Cheetohs (Christ on a cracker) and be forgiven for my indescretions..can I get an Amen?
  63. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 11:01 am
    "our ice machine wasn`t working, then the next day there was ice! so i guess it`s just the miracle of jesus" are you FU**ING KIDDING ME??

    holy balls.

  64. Profile photo of JacobTrue13
    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Its funny how these are only ever found in religious countries. Hmmmm. Maybe, just MAYBE, theres a link.
  65. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 15, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    Wow... people totally matrixing here. My goodness... if I wanted to, I could find the image of Garfield in anything too.

    Ridiculous... Some of those looked like... well, blobs.

    An ice machine made ice?! NO... WAY...

    Why does this sh-t make news?

  66. Profile photo of thefatkid77
    thefatkid77 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    March 18, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    When he saw the image, "he immediately quit smoking and drinking."

    I wonder what he was smoking. I don`t think he quit for religious reasons.

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