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Date: 03/20/09 03:31 PM

62 Responses to Faster, You Stupid Horse, FASTER! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    Link: Faster, You Stupid Horse, FASTER! - King of the Jungle proves he`s King of the Jungle.
  2. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    First in a sidecar and now THIS? What is the world coming to?!
  3. Profile photo of Wbreeck
    Wbreeck Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Poor horse. . . lions are heavy.
  4. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    you can see his balls. gross. also, thats been photoshopped most heavily.
  5. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    sry fancylad :(
  6. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Oh no, they can ride horses. There will soon be no hope for any of us...
  7. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Ya it`s photoshopeed

    Wow, dairy is right...you can see his balls 0_o...does this count as lion porn?

  8. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3240 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    lol lion porn.

    In my Biology class in high school, our teacher made us watch a nature video every other Friday.
    One video showed an elephant mounting another elephant.

  9. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    >>First in a sidecar and now THIS? What is the world coming to?!

    Those lazy lions are at it again :O

  10. Profile photo of sgjjgs
    sgjjgs Male 13-17
    27 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    It`s ok, once the tigers begin riding ostriches they should cancel eachother out.
  11. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    they are planning to take over the world! O.O
  12. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Duck, have you ever seen a male ape mount a female ape? We saw that in bio onceOh and, turle sex is slow, as I learned last year at the Chicago Zoo...they just ahh...stay still


    Oh and as they say, the bigger the mane the smaller the manhood

    *hears roar*...Uh-oh

  13. Profile photo of Realbman
    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    68% sure repost and 99% sure ancient
  14. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Yes, Realbman, but this one didn`t fly everywhere around the internet already. It`s old, but there are plenty of people who haven`t seen it.
  15. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    best. picture. EVER. fact.
  16. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    We have a new sport! Instead of jocks, we get lions riding horses! =D
  17. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    This is something that would give the Kentucky Derby higher TV ratings than the Super Bowl.

    LET`S BUILD ON THIS!

  18. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    That`s one strong horse and great training to keep the lion from unretracting (or is it tracting?) his claws and digging into the horse. I`m aware that it`s fake, by the way.
  19. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    It`s whispering sweet nothings into the horses ear. Well as sweet as a vicious lion can.
  20. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    its like a teabag fail?
  21. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    or hes screaming

    PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Profile photo of iSteal
    iSteal Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    new sport: dinner riding
  23. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    it`s not fake, this was on a japanese game show (figures)...
  24. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    hot damn
  25. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    That`s what they train the animals to do in circuses. It`s not that odd.
  26. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    This might be the same lion from yesterday`s "Wall of Death" post, they obviously start training them with a 1 horsepower vehicle and work up :-)
  27. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    How does this compare with the X-Tremeness of a lion in a sidecar? The only way up from here is if the lion drives a motorcycle over a line of buses with fire and giant scissors and machine guns and dinosaurs and stuff like that.
  28. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    I`d be terrified if I was that horse.
  29. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Shoot, checked it out, it is real. It`s from a zoo in China. After the lions done a tiger jumps on. Then they feed the lion live animals so the crowd can watch. There`s another picture on the site too. Article
  30. Profile photo of HunterJumper
    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    I`m a horse lover, and I must say I cringed right there >.< Hopefully this is all that the lion did. I`m a little too scared to click the link that SuperSmash posted. O.o
  31. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    "Follow that car!"
  32. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    the horse is just afraid of being raped by the lions enormous balls.
  33. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    This picture made laugh so hard, and I don`t know why, but whatever.
  34. Profile photo of TunaKitteh
    TunaKitteh Female 13-17
    47 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    The poor lion and horse :(
    That`s really sad...
    Did you read the article that Supersmash posted? They whip the lion.
  35. Profile photo of horsie
    horsie Male 18-29
    185 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    STOP ABUSING ME YOU DAMN LION!!!
  36. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    Eww... Lion balls...
  37. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    lions dont live in jungles
  38. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    This is terrifying.
  39. Profile photo of runescaper12
    runescaper12 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    aww this makes me sad....

    plz visit my channel :-)

  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    > TunaKitteh
    > They whip the lion

    And who says the Lion doesn`t like that?

  41. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    I`d love to see a horse/lion hybrid. A Lorse or a Horion maybe.
  42. Profile photo of Vemados
    Vemados Male 13-17
    41 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:32 am
    terrifyingly bad photoshop
  43. Profile photo of Astrid87
    Astrid87 Female 18-29
    248 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 1:28 am
    thats not a real horse, its too stiff looking, especially for having a lion on it lol
  44. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 2:06 am
    I was getting annoyed with myself that I failed to spot a photo shop again, until I spotted SuperSmash`s post.

    I really don`t like things like that. I hate the circus if it has animals, I don`t like most zoos. It shouldn`t be seen as entertainment, its entertainment for the drated up and uneducated. Rant over.

  45. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 2:46 am
    > Vemados
    > terrifyingly bad photoshop

    Not shopped at all; please ensure that brain is operational before engaging the mouth.

  46. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 3:02 am
    "> Vemados
    > terrifyingly bad photoshop

    Not shopped at all; please ensure that brain is operational before engaging the mouth."

    Actually, when typing, we engage the fingers. so before engaging fingers, please engage brain. =P XD

  47. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 3:18 am
    "Actually, when typing, we engage the fingers. so before engaging fingers, please engage brain. =P XD"


    Somepeople talk while typing.

  48. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:52 am

  49. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Point:
    There ARE no lions in the jungle

    They`re in/on the savanna.
    Or in circuses/zoos
    But they prefer the former XD

  50. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:37 am
    lol @ alfietoon.
  51. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:55 am
    Thanks Boredx12. Now I see this is all bullpoo.

    Ah well. Still a nice pic.

  52. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Jesus Christ it`s a lion

    GET IN THE CARRIAGE

  53. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:16 am
    "ShadowRyder: We have a new sport! Instead of jocks, we get lions riding horses! =D"
    for once we would have a semi-intelligent breed of athlete
  54. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    AAH! FUZZY LION BALLZ!
  55. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Cool picture hope the horse isnt geting hurt.
  56. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    Slade, damnit! I laughed and spilled my coffee!
  57. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    GG. I didn`t notice the lion`s balls until someone mentioned it...
  58. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    dragosal: LOL
  59. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    This made me lol.
  60. Profile photo of dre5922
    dre5922 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 12:38 am
    if PETA saw this: the horse and lion would both get put down.
  61. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    XDDDDDDDD
  62. Profile photo of purplecutie
    purplecutie Female 13-17
    67 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    Ewww you can see the lions balls LOL

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