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Date: 03/09/09 04:50 PM

99 Responses to Don`t Shoplift Warning Sign [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18840 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 11:38 am
    Link: Don`t Shoplift Warning Sign - Otherwise, this is your consequence.
  2. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    This is so old, but it still makes me smile.
  3. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    not funny.

    fancylad you are not funny.. stop trying to recruit an army of followers because you think you have teh lulz... you do not.

  4. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    I L`d OL.
  5. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    "not funny.

    fancylad you are not funny.. stop trying to recruit an army of followers because you think you have teh lulz... you do not."

    aww bless...hes jealous.

  6. Profile photo of WakeToWood
    WakeToWood Male 30-39
    182 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Bet it was at a Quick Stop in Jersey.
  7. Profile photo of Akantos
    Akantos Male 13-17
    95 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    LOLOLOLOL.
  8. Profile photo of nlcs
    nlcs Male 18-29
    94 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    haha get raped!!
  9. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Haha, nice.
  10. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    I say "Funny"

    xboxman wouldn`t know funny if it fell out of the sky, landed on his lap and tickled his tiny prepubescent weenie.

  11. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Seen this sign before, funny stuff.
  12. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Ha Ha, WakeToWood! That`s that`s exactly what I was thinking!
  13. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    "fancylad you are not funny.. stop trying to recruit an army of followers because you think you have teh lulz... you do not."

    "xboxman wouldn`t know funny if it fell out of the sky, landed on his lap and tickled his tiny prepubescent weenie."

    that was teh lulz

  14. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    rape is fun, isnt it girls?
  15. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    This made me laugh :)
  16. Profile photo of darthzew
    darthzew Male 18-29
    201 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    That`s hilarious!
  17. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    xboxman, i lul`d @ u
    cos u fail so bad
  18. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Hmm.. Not overly fond of rape jokes tbh!!!
  19. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    theres no such thing as rape, just surprise sex..
  20. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    lmfao
    genius
  21. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    i LOVE that.
    saved!
  22. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    242 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    I`m afraid xboxman is not jealous, I`m afraid this is a case of he has been there and done that and is still sore from it :`)
  23. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    simple... but epic. :P
  24. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Only purty ppl get raped :P
  25. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    whoa! briliant!
  26. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Haha, seen this before.
  27. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    i love it! this is going in my special happy times for no. 1 lol folder!
  28. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Now THIS is effective!
  29. Profile photo of dance4life
    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    hahahaha, love it
  30. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    i was not expecting that
  31. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    yeah i`ve seen this like 5 years back
  32. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Forevermore will I know not to shoplift, thanks I-A-B.
  33. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I`ve seen the light (and a rather nasty poster)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My shoplifting days are over!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Hahaha that was great. Might have to make that sign for the shop i work in.
  35. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    blunt
  36. Profile photo of Aligirl964
    Aligirl964 Female 13-17
    115 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    that would be more effective than the "Shoplifting is a Federal Crime" signs
  37. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    LMFAO
  38. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    You`d be amazed at how elastic the body is... The butt hole won`t stay big... Not even for more than needed... Hell... Some people make poops bigger than that... I need to stop drinking.
  39. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    i love the joke that this sign is based on
  40. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    lol, it`s funny `cause it`s true.
  41. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  42. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    This one`s an oldie I`ve seen before.
  43. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    bwahahahahaaaa! omg i like that
  44. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Your brain on drugs is just as big as your butt hole without shop lifting.
  45. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    If you do drugs and shoplift, your brain would probably fall out of your gaping wide butt hole.
  46. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    lol.
  47. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    "If you do drugs and shoplift, your brain would probably fall out of your gaping wide butt hole."

    LOL

  48. Profile photo of NightMusic
    NightMusic Male 13-17
    58 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    ROFL Neon
  49. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    O.O........
  50. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    LOL that is a good sign
  51. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    Well that`s just what you want, isn`t it? Gives you more room to hide things...
  52. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    lionhart2`s comments ftw...
  53. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    so true
  54. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    this can be misleading. some people want an enlarged poo-hole. not pointing any fingers to lionhart
  55. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Oh well that`s good tannerb, I didn`t think you were, with me sitting here with this massive banhammer over my shoulder, twiddling my thumbs and waiting for more 4chan jagweeds to show up...

    :-P

  56. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    "You`d be amazed at how elastic the body is... The butt hole won`t stay big."

    Someone has a story (or stories) to share. LOL!

  57. Profile photo of subzeroblue2
    subzeroblue2 Female 18-29
    204 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    don`t drop the soap!
  58. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    Shoplifting is only fun when you`re young.
  59. Profile photo of bingo5765
    bingo5765 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    anytime I hear "This is your brain on drugs" I think about that hot girl flipping out and smashing everything with a pan. Then I get a hardon... usually. Now, that image is chased with prison rape. I`m super flacid.
  60. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    That is not appropriate Lionhart
  61. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    Hahahaha....


    Butthole.

    Butthole in prison XD.

  62. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    "Well that`s just what you want, isn`t it? Gives you more room to hide things..."

    Like giant prison dicks.

  63. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    @USFEmoGirl

    You are so true.

  64. Profile photo of Skankenstein
    Skankenstein Female 13-17
    177 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    Clever. XDD
  65. Profile photo of great_blaise
    great_blaise Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    I would hang those in every store in Idaho!!!


    (I live in Idaho so...)

  66. Profile photo of Reverend7x
    Reverend7x Male 13-17
    96 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Oh for the love of God......I`ll never shoplift at that store. Then again, I live near Detroit, so I don`t think I`ll EVER shiplift.
  67. Profile photo of Reverend7x
    Reverend7x Male 13-17
    96 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Uh...I mean shoplift.
  68. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    Who didn`t already know that?
  69. Profile photo of kermitgreen
    kermitgreen Female 30-39
    187 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    whats the likeyhood of going to prison for a first time offender shoplifter?
  70. Profile photo of ESQUEIRO
    ESQUEIRO Male 30-39
    134 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    OLD
  71. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    seen it. funny the first time but it gets old.
  72. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    IT`S LIKE I`M REALLY LOOKING AT AN INTERNET PAGE FROM 2001!
  73. Profile photo of spastically
    spastically Female 18-29
    61 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 12:22 am
    ahahahaaahahaaaahahaaaaaa
  74. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 12:54 am
    Damn, am I that old?
  75. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 1:09 am
    Yes we get it everyone, its not brand new, but its still funny.
  76. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 1:38 am
    yeessss
  77. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 3:24 am
    Hahahha.
  78. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 3:31 am
    There should be more of these, its funny and tru
  79. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 3:56 am
    Oh so now I get it. Taking drugs makes your brain circle smaller. How scientifically accurate.
  80. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:25 am
    LOL , thats a good one!!!
  81. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:36 am
    Some kid tried to do that for this health project in my school where you put up posters. They all got taken down. I swear it`s one of the best arguments I`ve seen for theft.
  82. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 7:36 am
    lol.
  83. Profile photo of PeRsOnAaNiMa
    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 8:05 am
    Ouch...so much for an eye for an eye.
  84. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 8:50 am
    Seen this many times before, still good though :)
  85. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 8:51 am
    hahahahaha! take that you druggie shoplifting losers!
  86. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 8:56 am
    "That is not appropriate Lionhart"

    Oh because this site`s demographic is directed to three-year-olds, right? e_e

  87. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 9:11 am
    jimbob, actually many drugs do put holes in your brain. Thus, shrinking its mass. Here`s the scientific proof you are looking for:

    http://www.amenclinics.com/brain-science...

    "On 3D surface brain images, several substances of abuse appear to show consistent patterns. For example, cocaine and methamphetamine abuse appear as multiple small holes across the cortical surface."

  88. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 10:08 am
    thats... ever so slightly wrong.
    if true.
  89. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 11:30 am
    that. is. hilarious.
  90. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    That`s awesome. Seen it before, but I was too young to understand it at the time. Now it`s just awesome. xD
  91. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    someone on facebook posted this a few days ago i think
  92. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    fuel the rofl-copter, coz this one was funny
  93. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    Jeez, what is that, like 8 years old? Still funny I guess, but it really doesn`t bear repeating :P
  94. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    LOL.
  95. Profile photo of hoodie354
    hoodie354 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Never seen it before but idc thats the funniest thing iv seen in years XD
  96. Profile photo of mctsirikosj
    mctsirikosj Male 13-17
    55 posts
    March 15, 2009 at 11:01 am
    now that`s what i call a funny sign lol
  97. Profile photo of tigerlily319
    tigerlily319 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
    hysterical! LOVE
  98. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    oh.my.gawd. lmao
  99. Profile photo of sovereign09
    sovereign09 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 10:16 am
    hahaha maybe kids will pay attention now

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