Don`t Shoplift Warning Sign [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Otherwise, this is your consequence.
There are 98 comments:
Male 59
hahaha maybe kids will pay attention now
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Female 961
oh.my.gawd. lmao
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Female 26
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
hysterical! LOVE
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Male 55
now that`s what i call a funny sign lol
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Male 2
Never seen it before but idc thats the funniest thing iv seen in years XD
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Female 298
LOL.
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Male 772
Jeez, what is that, like 8 years old? Still funny I guess, but it really doesn`t bear repeating :P
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Male 381
fuel the rofl-copter, coz this one was funny
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Female 531
someone on facebook posted this a few days ago i think
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Female 2,064
That`s awesome. Seen it before, but I was too young to understand it at the time. Now it`s just awesome. xD
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Female 268
that. is. hilarious.
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Female 1,653
thats... ever so slightly wrong.
if true.
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Female 410
jimbob, actually many drugs do put holes in your brain. Thus, shrinking its mass. Here`s the scientific proof you are looking for:

http://www.amenclinics.com/brain-science...

"On 3D surface brain images, several substances of abuse appear to show consistent patterns. For example, cocaine and methamphetamine abuse appear as multiple small holes across the cortical surface."

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Male 9,305
"That is not appropriate Lionhart"

Oh because this site`s demographic is directed to three-year-olds, right? e_e

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Female 751
hahahahaha! take that you druggie shoplifting losers!
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Female 1,412
Seen this many times before, still good though :)
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Male 192
Ouch...so much for an eye for an eye.
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Female 652
lol.
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Female 15,763
Some kid tried to do that for this health project in my school where you put up posters. They all got taken down. I swear it`s one of the best arguments I`ve seen for theft.
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Male 4,807
LOL , thats a good one!!!
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Male 639
Oh so now I get it. Taking drugs makes your brain circle smaller. How scientifically accurate.
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Male 985
There should be more of these, its funny and tru
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Female 1,199
Hahahha.
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Male 438
yeessss
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Male 2,238
Yes we get it everyone, its not brand new, but its still funny.
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Male 3,301
Damn, am I that old?
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Female 61
ahahahaaahahaaaahahaaaaaa
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Female 142
IT`S LIKE I`M REALLY LOOKING AT AN INTERNET PAGE FROM 2001!
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Female 1,082
seen it. funny the first time but it gets old.
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Male 134
OLD
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Female 187
whats the likeyhood of going to prison for a first time offender shoplifter?
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Male 2,148
Who didn`t already know that?
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Male 96
Uh...I mean shoplift.
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Male 96
Oh for the love of God......I`ll never shoplift at that store. Then again, I live near Detroit, so I don`t think I`ll EVER shiplift.
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Male 108
I would hang those in every store in Idaho!!!


(I live in Idaho so...)

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Female 177
Clever. XDD
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Male 72
"Well that`s just what you want, isn`t it? Gives you more room to hide things..."

Like giant prison dicks.

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Male 72
Hahahaha....


Butthole.

Butthole in prison XD.

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Male 476
That is not appropriate Lionhart
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Male 207
anytime I hear "This is your brain on drugs" I think about that hot girl flipping out and smashing everything with a pan. Then I get a hardon... usually. Now, that image is chased with prison rape. I`m super flacid.
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Female 1,436
Shoplifting is only fun when you`re young.
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Female 204
don`t drop the soap!
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Male 502
"You`d be amazed at how elastic the body is... The butt hole won`t stay big."

Someone has a story (or stories) to share. LOL!

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Male 8,302
Oh well that`s good tannerb, I didn`t think you were, with me sitting here with this massive banhammer over my shoulder, twiddling my thumbs and waiting for more 4chan jagweeds to show up...

:-P

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Male 488
this can be misleading. some people want an enlarged poo-hole. not pointing any fingers to lionhart
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Male 468
so true
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Male 2,199
lionhart2`s comments ftw...
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Male 8,302
Well that`s just what you want, isn`t it? Gives you more room to hide things...
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Female 9,557
LOL that is a good sign
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Male 4,393
O.O........
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Male 58
ROFL Neon
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Female 761
lol.
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Male 1,064
"If you do drugs and shoplift, your brain would probably fall out of your gaping wide butt hole."

LOL

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Male 1,496
If you do drugs and shoplift, your brain would probably fall out of your gaping wide butt hole.
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Male 1,496
Your brain on drugs is just as big as your butt hole without shop lifting.
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Female 4,197
bwahahahahaaaa! omg i like that
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Male 629
This one`s an oldie I`ve seen before.
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Female 735
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Male 1,059
lol, it`s funny `cause it`s true.
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Female 587
i love the joke that this sign is based on
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Female 538
You`d be amazed at how elastic the body is... The butt hole won`t stay big... Not even for more than needed... Hell... Some people make poops bigger than that... I need to stop drinking.
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Male 606
LMFAO
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Female 115
that would be more effective than the "Shoplifting is a Federal Crime" signs
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Male 904
blunt
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Male 1,718
Hahaha that was great. Might have to make that sign for the shop i work in.
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Male 363
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I`ve seen the light (and a rather nasty poster)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My shoplifting days are over!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Male 868
Forevermore will I know not to shoplift, thanks I-A-B.
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Male 1,627
yeah i`ve seen this like 5 years back
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Male 1,140
i was not expecting that
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Female 209
hahahaha, love it
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Female 346
Now THIS is effective!
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Male 1,297
i love it! this is going in my special happy times for no. 1 lol folder!
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Male 1,788
Haha, seen this before.
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Female 205
whoa! briliant!
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Male 1,220
Only purty ppl get raped :P
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Male 2,395
simple... but epic. :P
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Male 242
I`m afraid xboxman is not jealous, I`m afraid this is a case of he has been there and done that and is still sore from it :`)
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Female 2,044
i LOVE that.
saved!
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Male 456
lmfao
genius
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Male 889
theres no such thing as rape, just surprise sex..
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Female 495
Hmm.. Not overly fond of rape jokes tbh!!!
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Female 2,672
xboxman, i lul`d @ u
cos u fail so bad
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Male 201
That`s hilarious!
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Male 299
This made me laugh :)
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Male 2,855
rape is fun, isnt it girls?
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Male 7,933
"fancylad you are not funny.. stop trying to recruit an army of followers because you think you have teh lulz... you do not."

"xboxman wouldn`t know funny if it fell out of the sky, landed on his lap and tickled his tiny prepubescent weenie."

that was teh lulz

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Male 378
Ha Ha, WakeToWood! That`s that`s exactly what I was thinking!
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Male 342
Seen this sign before, funny stuff.
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Male 4,593
I say "Funny"

xboxman wouldn`t know funny if it fell out of the sky, landed on his lap and tickled his tiny prepubescent weenie.

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Female 455
Haha, nice.
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Male 94
haha get raped!!
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Male 95
LOLOLOLOL.
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Male 205
Bet it was at a Quick Stop in Jersey.
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Female 5,139
"not funny.

fancylad you are not funny.. stop trying to recruit an army of followers because you think you have teh lulz... you do not."

aww bless...hes jealous.

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Male 3,014
I L`d OL.
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Male 380
not funny.

fancylad you are not funny.. stop trying to recruit an army of followers because you think you have teh lulz... you do not.

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Female 662
This is so old, but it still makes me smile.
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Male 20,825
Link: Don`t Shoplift Warning Sign [Pic] [Rate Link] - Otherwise, this is your consequence.
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